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1405 Responses to “Do Battle with Other Snap Masters”

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  1. 215
    justin deschamps dog said:

      yow yow you think your all good lison up.
      this is from justin dog

      your mama is so ugle when she looked out the window she got charged for mooning.

      your mama is so fat she seted on the coach and 4 coins poped up in the air.

      your dad is so ugle that the purdusers in pimp my ride were talking in the back room thinking about making a show called pimp my face!!!!!!.

      how do you all like that here is some more

      you are so poor i seen you kick a can down the road asked you what you were doing and you said you were moving.

      you are so poor when i steped on a lit segeret you said hew turned off the heat.

      you are so stuped you went to new york fries and you were like im in new york.

      i still have lots more if you want all the ones i now then email me at justin_plain_deschamps@hotmail.com
      this is what i started at school instead of fighting we do discking compitishoins
      witch i alweys win =) my name is justin plain deschamps that is 13 and made from fights to discking compitishoins but dont be pushing it or it will end up into a fight.

      pec out i have to go back to my (+[ ]::) psp lol =) to go > fishing.

  2. 214
    Hannah said:

      yo momma so fat when she went to texas people in canada were asking for her passport ,wait i have one more, yo momma so stupid people said the drink was on the house she got ladder,wait i got one more,yo momma so stupid when people said it was chillie outside she got a bowl and spoon and went outside , wait i have one more yo momma so stupid she gave it to you and thats why your still falling for my joke

  3. 213
    Jackie said:

      yo mamma so poor I took one step in her front door and fell over her back fercne

  4. 212
    yo_ mommas_ best said:

      yo momma is so ugly she looked in the mirror her reflection gave her the finger

      yo momma is so poor your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save

      yo momma is so poorwhen I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing….’Moving’ she replied.

      You Momma so Poor it took her 10 years to pay for a 5 dollar Crazy Prank & Hilarious Gag set…

      yo momma is sooooo stupid i rang the door bell she ran to the microwave

  5. 211
    yo_ mommas_ best said:

      Desired Web Page Name: Yo_Mommas_Best

      Your Name or Nickname: Leetang aka Casper

      Age:12

      City You Represent: Milwaukee

      yo momma is so old her birthcertifict expired

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