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1273 Responses to “Do Battle with Other Snap Masters”

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  1. 45
    Donnie Crawford said:

      yo momma has one leg and a bicycle!!

  2. 46
    Donnie Crawford said:

      yo momma is so hairy she almost died of rugburn at birth!!

  3. 47
    Donnie Crawford said:

      yo momma is so old there was no history calss in her school!!

  4. 48
    Tyler said:

      yo Momma so dirty she got blocked off the sewer for sanitation reasons.

  5. 49
    Tyler said:

      yo momma so dirty she got blocked off the sewer for sanitation reasons

  6. 50
    B@lly said:

      ya momma so poor she shop at the lanudrymat

  7. 51
    CATHERINE THE PIMP said:

      yo momma is so stupid that she put make-up on her forehead to make up her mind! i got more just call me 215-668-3225 thats my cell

  8. 52
    CATHERINE THE PIMP said:

      yo momma so stupid that if u say ma can i fuck my girl in my room ya momma would say can we do a 3-some (ya momma,ya girl,and u)

  9. 53
    liam roden at st ambrose barlow said:

      your mam so old her vision is in black and white

  10. 54
    julie fanning said:

      your mam is so fat she make a whale look like a tic tac

  11. 55
    DYLAN said:

      yo mamas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

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