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  1. 78
    imnottelling said:

      Desired Web Page Name: Yomommaisdumb

      Your Name or Nickname: Mike

      Age: 24

      City You Represent: Queens, NYC

      Favorite Saying: Yo

      Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:
      1.Yo mommas so dumb when she puts ipod speakers in her ears she hears an echo
      2.Yo mommas so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday
      3.Yo mommas so stupid when she saw david lettermen she gave him her mail
      4.Yo momma so stupid she saw a bottle of L.A looks and said, Where?
      5.Yo mommas so stupid when she lies around the house, she lies around the house
      6.Yo mommas so fat when i said its chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon and ran out the door
      7. Yo mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo elephants throw her peanuts
      8.Yo mommas so fat her ass has its own zip code
      9.Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
      10.Yo mommas so stupid she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind

  2. 79
    jake said:

      yo momas so fat when she steeps on da weighin scales it sais 1 at a time pleese

  3. 80
    britt g. said:

      your mama like a screw driver every body gets a turn

      this web site rules like a ruler

  4. 81
    britt g. said:

      your mama got in the car the other day and saw a bus with white people inside and said follow that twinky

  5. 82
    britt g. said:

      your mama so ugly she put the buggy man out of bissness

  6. 83
    HOOD STAR said:

      yo mamma so fat she put mayonce on her asprens

  7. 84
    HOOD STAR said:

      yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas

  8. 85
    CHRIS G said:

      yo momma so ugly when she jumped into the pool the water jumped out

  9. 86
    CHRIS G said:

      you so stupid your social security number is 1…

  10. 87
    matthew said:

      yo mamma so ugly she made madusa turn to stone

  11. 88
    matthew said:

      yo momma so ugly she made michel jacksons nose run away

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