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1355 Responses to “Do Battle with Other Snap Masters”

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  1. 1035
    Shaved said:

      Shaved…

      Shaved …

  2. 1036
    Anonymous said:

      yo mommaso fat last time she saw 90210 was on thescale

  3. 1037
    jesse said:

      yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on thescale

  4. 1038
    jesse said:

      yo momma isso fat her husband need a map to hav sex wit er

  5. 1039
    jesse said:

      yo mommaso poor i sawherkickin acan down da street and asked her what she was doing and she said movin

  6. 1040
    jesse said:

      my name is bount-e- hunter

  7. 1041
    jesse said:

      i,m 17 i live in north view i get money yo mommaso old i told her to act her age and she died yo momma soeasy easy the doctor slappeher a** and she gave him her number yo momma so old in her ferternitey book she had a picture of her and moses yo momma so old jesus said let there be light and she moved out of the way to momma so ugly they taped monstersin the mist in her shower yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it yo momma so fat she fell in tyhe grand canyon and got stuck yo momma so fat she don’t got in her belly button she don’t got lintshe got sweaters yo momma so ugly she givesfreddy kruger nightmares

  8. 1042
    jesse aka bount-e- hunter said:

      yo momma so stupid shetried to drown a goldfish

  9. 1043
    jesse aka bount-e- hunter said:

      desired web page name: bount-E-hunter
      your name or nickname:Jesse
      age:17
      city you represent:Atlanta
      favorite saying:I get money
      top ten yo momma snaps:yo mommaso stupid she tried to drown a goldfish
      yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
      yo momma so old Jesus said let there be light and she moved out of the way
      yo momma so easy when the doctor slapped he a** she gave him her number
      yo momma so old i told her to act her age and she died
      yo momma so fat and old they faked the moon landing on her forehead
      yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 was onthe scale
      yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
      yo momma so ugly they recorded monsters in the mist in her shower
      yo momma so hairy she has afro onher nipples

  10. 1044
    jesse aka bount-e- hunter said:

      your mama so old shes like rice crispies when she bends over she hears snap crackle and POP! OHHHHHHH……

  11. 1045
    jesse aka bount-e- hunter said:

      Hey Ryan Yo Momma is so ugly she got the part of chubaca no costume required

      and let that be a lesson next time make the joke funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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