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366 Yo Momma Jokes in “Does Anybody Have Any Yo Momma Jokes For Us To Read?”



  1. wii hacker's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA is so fat the astronauts said sir we have discovered a new planet



  2. BarbieDo's Momma Joke:

    Ok no but i have a blonde joke? once there was a brunette red head and a blond there going to be executed so first was the brunette.The executor said do you have any last words the brunette said no than he said ready? aim than the brunette said LOOK AN EARTHQUAKE the people quickly looked than she escapes next was the red head they said to her do you have any last words she also said no than they said ready aim than the red head said LOOK A TORNADO everyone quickly looked so she runs then next was the blond the blond saw wat the brunette red head had done so when the exciter said any last words she also said no than they said ready aim! and the blond said FIRE so she got killed O_O



  3. dark?bro's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat at the beach the whales asked “is she one of us?”
    yo mamma so fat people jog around her for exercise
    yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
    yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “taxi!”
    yo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized



  4. cr?z? ?????'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so old she has cobwebs in her vagina
    Yo mamas like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered throw in the gutter & always comes back for more :]
    yo mamas like a bag of potato chips “free-to-lay”
    yo mamas like a hardware store. 25 cents PER screw :D
    I have more but i cant think of em



  5. Naregian's Momma Joke:

    I like those ones…
    Your mama so fat that the horse on her polo shirt is real
    Your mama so fat that when she walked passed the TV, i missed the first quarter of the Lakers game
    Your mama so fat, I took a picture of her last febuary and its STILL printing
    Your mama so stupid, she invented a glossary in the back of a dictionary
    Your mamas so stupid, she tried to put a peep hole in a glass door



  6. ?$t?p?i?'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a bowling bowl : she picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter :) lol
    Yo mommas teeth so yellow traffic slows when she smiles
    Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test
    Thats all i know



  7. ..11..'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she put pepper spray on her hotdogs !
    Yo momma so ugly Picasso made a piece in her true likeness !
    Yo momma so fat when she farts it takes a week to finally smell them !



  8. Veronica's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
    Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop



  9. ????¢? ??? ??????¢???'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a door knob, she`s been touched by everyone!
    Lmao that`s probably the only one I know :]



  10. sweeeetie ;)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.



  11. $$LiLFoResTcrEek$$'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her braidz look like stitches



  12. possum's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly the only time she got ass was when her finger sliped thru the toilet paper



  13. andrin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i step on her skatebord road on her skatebord and she said bring back my mini van. yo mama so fat when she gets on a elevator it says next stop hell.



  14. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    what is a mama joke.ha ha ha ha ha .



  15. chase gandy cromer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch markes



  16. chase gandy-cromer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she lays on the beach,people run around yelling “FREE WILLY”!



  17. chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she lays on the beach,people run around yellwng “FREE WILLY”!



  18. Gabe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu!
    Yo momma’s so fat, after sex she rolls over and smokes a ham!

    ROFL



  19. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stuoid she’s the worlds best ninja



  20. henry's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so black she’s the worlds best ninja



  21. cena's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she did a push up she didn’t go up the world went down.



  22. fucdge's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her



  23. frfrfrf's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so short, she can do push-ups under the door



  24. bgf's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs



  25. Maya12's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when i went in her house and stepped on a cigarette she says who turned of the lights



  26. courtney's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma teeth SO messed up, her bite mark is the batman logo!



  27. sarah jonas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the ocean jumped out and said i will wait my turn



  28. sarah jonas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch!



  29. sarah jonas's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she walked by the t.v i missed a whole episode of lost



  30. chris's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat pepole jog around her for exersize



  31. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    ???? ???? ???…



  32. Web ??????'s Momma Joke:

    ?????? ?????? ?????, ???????????? ????????!



  33. ?????? ???'s Momma Joke:

    ??? ????? ??? ??????? ?????? ? ?????? ???? ???? ? ?????????? ????????. ????? ??????? ??? ??????? ?????????.



  34. Free-kniga's Momma Joke:

    ???? ?????, ???? ????????????? ???? ????????! ??????? ? ????????. ???-?? ?? RSS-????? ??????????? ?? ????…



  35. txti's Momma Joke:

    ??? ???????? ??????? ????? ? ???????, ? ??? ??? ??????? ?????? ? ??? ??? ????? ??????. ?????? ? ?????? ???? ?????? “????????”, ? ??? ?????? ??? ????????? “??? ????? ???????”



  36. ????'s Momma Joke:

    ??????? ?????? ????? ?? ??????????????? ??????????.



  37. Witch Mountain's Momma Joke:

    ? ?????? ???????…?????!



  38. ?????????'s Momma Joke:

    ???????)



  39. Forex's Momma Joke:

    ????????? ? ?????????????, ? ????? ??? ???-?? ?? ???? ?????



  40. ZigTV's Momma Joke:

    ?????? ????????!!!!))



  41. ?????????'s Momma Joke:

    ??? ???????????.



  42. ??????????'s Momma Joke:

    ?????? ??????????, ?? ??????????, ? ??? ??????????, ????? ??????? ?????, ??? ?? ???? ??????.



  43. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    ????? ?????? ??????????!



  44. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    ??,?? ??? ??? ? ?? ???…



  45. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    “?????????????? ????”



  46. ????????'s Momma Joke:

    “???? ??? ???????????”



  47. ??????'s Momma Joke:

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    ?????????!!!? ??? ????? ?????????? ????? ?????????? ?????! ????? ?????????? ??? ??????????.
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  48. Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped on a rainbow and made skittles



  49. CCleaner's Momma Joke:

    ??????? ??? ? ???????….



  50. ????????'s Momma Joke:

    ? ???????? ??????? :) ???????? ?? ?????? ????? ? ?????? ?? ?????.



  51. ??????'s Momma Joke:

    ???????? ???????????? ??????!



  52. ????'s Momma Joke:

    ? ?? ??????? ? ????????????????, ????????????? ????????? ???????. ? ??????? ?? - “??????????????? ????”. ?? ??? ??????, ??????? - ??? ???-???? ??????: ??????, ??????, ?????????, ???????????? ????????? ? ??????????. ????? ????? ??????? ?? ????, ?? ??? ?????? - ?? ???? ???????. ????.



  53. ???????'s Momma Joke:

    ???????? ?? ????? ???!



  54. ?????????'s Momma Joke:

    ?????????? ????????? ??????????. ?????? ??? ????? ???????? ?? ?????? ???????? ??????????? ? ??????
    ????? ?????????, ?? ??? ? ??????? ???????? ?? ??? ???????? ?????? ?? ????. ????? ??????????? ???? ??????!
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    “????? ???? ?? ???????”
    “????????? ? ???????”



  55. ????'s Momma Joke:

    ?????? ????? ??????? - ??? ????? ??? ????????? ???? ? ????. - ?. ?????????



  56. Carbon's Momma Joke:

    moskvasoset i ne ebet!



  57. Vastl's Momma Joke:

    ???????)



  58. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    ha ))



  59. deslife's Momma Joke:

    “???????”



  60. Web ??????'s Momma Joke:

    ??????? ??? ? ???????….??? ???????? ?? 5% ? ????



  61. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    ??…?? ??? ??????? ??? ?????????…



  62. ?????? ???'s Momma Joke:

    “????? ?????? ? ???????? ???? ? ???. ????????. ??????? ?????????? ????????????”



  63. ???????'s Momma Joke:

    ??, ?????????.



  64. Free-kniga's Momma Joke:

    ? ????? ?? ????????? ???? ?????



  65. NewsSvalki's Momma Joke:

    ???? ??????! ?????!?? ???? ????????.???? ? ??????! ????? ????? ? ??? ?????????. ??????.??? ?????.



  66. ???????'s Momma Joke:

    ???? ??????! ?????!?? ???? ????????.???? ? ??????! ????? ????? ? ??? ?????????. ??????.??? ?????.



  67. ??????????'s Momma Joke:

    ? ? ????? ??? ??????,????? ????????????? ?????????????!!!!!)))))



  68. Addbrain's Momma Joke:

    ???? ? ??? ????? ????????? ??????????? ???????, ?? ??????? ?? ?? ?????? ????? ??????, ????????? ????! wp.Getbonus.Info - ??? ???? ? ????????, ?????????, ???????? ?????. ????? ?? ??????? ? ????, ????? ????? ?????? ? ???????????!



  69. vBulletin's Momma Joke:

    ???????, ?????? ????? ?? ????????? ??? ?????????? ? ???? ???? ??????????…



  70. Military's Momma Joke:

    =)))



  71. vtuse's Momma Joke:

    ?????)??? ?????)????????!



  72. ???????'s Momma Joke:

    ???????!!! ??? ?????!



  73. myVideo's Momma Joke:

    “????? ???? ?? ???????”



  74. ????????'s Momma Joke:

    ???? ???? ???…



  75. DenPorno's Momma Joke:

    ????….?????? ?????, ?? ?? ??? ????^^ ???? ???? ?? ?? ????????? ????????))) ???? ? ???^_^



  76. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    ?????? ?? ??? ???? ??? ?????? ??????????? ? ????????? ??????: ???? ?? ??????? ??????? ??? ??????? ???????? ????????.???????? ??? ??????????? ??????, ??? ?????????? ????? ????????????? ?????? ? ?????????, ? ??????? ????????????? ????????? ??? ? ????????? ??? ??? ???? ???????.



  77. ?????????'s Momma Joke:

    ? ????? ??????? ? 15-45 ???????? ??????? ????????????? ! ??? ??? ! ???? ???? ????????? ?? ????? :( ?????? ??????? !!!



  78. zeiu's Momma Joke:

    “???????? ???? ???? ? ???? ? ????, ? ?????????? ?????? ???????”



  79. ????'s Momma Joke:

    ?? ?????? ???? ?_?



  80. ???????'s Momma Joke:

    ??????? ??? ? ???????….



  81. ????'s Momma Joke:

    “???? ? ????? ??????????”



  82. ????????'s Momma Joke:

    ????? ??? ?????? ?????????, ?? ?????? ?????. ?.????????



  83. judges's Momma Joke:

    !!!111 adin adin



  84. Yarkos's Momma Joke:

    ? ??? ???????????…



  85. SysAdmin's Momma Joke:

    ???? ?????? ?????, ???????? ?? ????????!



  86. mail-cap's Momma Joke:

    ?? ??? ?????? ??????? ??? ?????? ??????? ??????? ???????, ????!



  87. ???????????'s Momma Joke:

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  88. Forse's Momma Joke:

    ????????, ???????????))



  89. ?????????'s Momma Joke:

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  90. mobi's Momma Joke:

    ????? ?????????! ???? ?? ????????? ???????? ….



  91. ?????????'s Momma Joke:

    ?? ??? ???? ???????? ? ????? ?????? ?????. ????????? ,??? ?? ??? ???????????. ????? ????????? ?????? ????



  92. XPLife's Momma Joke:

    ??? ???? ? ????? ?? ????? ?? ???????? ????????????, ? ??? ??? ???????! ???????? ??? ?? ????? ?????!



  93. ?????????'s Momma Joke:

    ??????????? ????…??? ???????? ?? …???????????.



  94. ????'s Momma Joke:

    ??? ??????? - ?? ?????? ????? )



  95. WarezoK's Momma Joke:

    ?????? ?????? ?????, ???????????? ????????!



  96. Postfix's Momma Joke:

    ????????? ??????? ????????? ?????? ? ????? ?????, ?? ?????? ???? ??????? ? ?????????? ???????????????? ?????? ?????????. ???? ??????? ? ?????????? ?????????? ??????? ??????? ??? ?????????? ??????????? ????? ? ?????.



  97. ??????'s Momma Joke:

    ????????? ?????? ????? ?????..



  98. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    ??? ???? ? ????? ?? ????? ?? ???????? ????????????, ? ??? ??? ???????! ???????? ??? ?? ????? ?????!



  99. Nokia's Momma Joke:

    ??? ?????? ???? ?? ?????..



  100. ????????'s Momma Joke:

    ?? ?????? ???? ?_?



  101. ??????'s Momma Joke:

    ????????? ! ?????? ??????????.



  102. ??????????'s Momma Joke:

    ha ))



  103. ??????'s Momma Joke:

    ??????? ????, ???????? ???? ???? ?? ???? ??? ???? ?? ???????? ?? ???????, ? ???? ???-?? ?????.



  104. NOD ???'s Momma Joke:

    ?? ?????? ???? ?_?



  105. ????????'s Momma Joke:

    ??????. ??? ?? ??????????? ???? ?????



  106. NOD ???'s Momma Joke:

    “????? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????, ?? ???? ??????”



  107. Mestock's Momma Joke:

    ????? ?????????!!! ?????? ?? ????? ???? ?????? ??? ????? ??????????? ??? ?????



  108. ???????????'s Momma Joke:

    ???????? ????!



  109. ????????'s Momma Joke:

    ? ?? ??? ??????!



  110. ?????????'s Momma Joke:

    ??????? ???????! ???? ??? ????? ???????? ????????????… ? ?????? ??????????, ????.



  111. artyom-kurapov's Momma Joke:

    ? ????? ?? ????????? ???? ?????



  112. ??????'s Momma Joke:

    “????????? ??????????”



  113. ??????????'s Momma Joke:

    ???????, ? ? ??? ???? RSS ????? ? ???? ??????



  114. VSAT's Momma Joke:

    “?????????? ?????????? ? ?????????????? ????”



  115. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    ????????? ????? ?????, ? ?? ???????? ?? ?? ???????



  116. txti's Momma Joke:

    ??, ??? ????? ????????.



  117. ???? ?? ???'s Momma Joke:

    ??? ????? ??? ??????? ?????? ? ?????? ???? ???? ? ?????????? ????????. ????? ??????? ??? ??????? ?????????.



  118. ???????'s Momma Joke:

    ???????, ? ? ??? ???? RSS ????? ? ???? ??????



  119. picoturbo's Momma Joke:

    ???????, ?? ??????? ????????



  120. ??????'s Momma Joke:

    ??????? ??????? ?? ?????? ?????? ? ?????. - ????? ?????????????



  121. MyWarez's Momma Joke:

    ??????? ?? ??????.. ????????? ??? ??????.. ????? ???? ??? ??????????.



  122. ????? ??????'s Momma Joke:

    ??????? ???: ? ???????? ,? ??????????



  123. ????????'s Momma Joke:

    ????????)))))) ? ????????!



  124. Electric's Momma Joke:

    ??? ????? ??? ??????? ?????? ? ?????? ???? ???? ? ?????????? ????????. ????? ??????? ??? ??????? ?????????.



  125. Pirate's Momma Joke:

    “??? ????? ???????? ???? ??????”
    ??????? ? ???? ????????. ?????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ??????!
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    ???????. ?????? ???????, ?? ???????? ????? ?????. ? ????????.
    ???????)



  126. ????'s Momma Joke:

    ?????? ?????? ?????????????, ???? ????????????? ???? ????????!
    ???????, ????? ?????????? ???????.
    ????????: ? ? ??? ?? ?????? ???? ???????????, ? ??? ?????? ???????
    ??, ?????? ??? ? ????!:))
    “???????? ???? ???? ? ???? ? ????, ? ?????????? ?????? ???????”



  127. catl o's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat after she gave birth the doctor wrote a book ” Journy to the centert of the womb”



  128. webaron's Momma Joke:

    ????? ???????????? ???? ????????



  129. Housing's Momma Joke:

    ???? ???? ???…



  130. ??????'s Momma Joke:

    ? ??? RSS ? ?????? ?????????!



  131. Uakino's Momma Joke:

    ???????, ? ? ??? ???? RSS ????? ? ???? ??????



  132. Jesse's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb she put free cheese on layaway



  133. Madonna's Momma Joke:

    ?????????? ??????????, ?????????? ??? ????? ?????????? ?????? ????????, ? ????????? ?????????



  134. kasey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor, people break in and leave her STUFF!



  135. (:kasey>3's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that everytime she wears a red dress,litle kids yell at her, “Hey koolaid man!!”



  136. kasey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old she ate at the last supper.
    Yo momma is so ugly,her twin hung herself.
    Yo momma is so stupid,she stops at a stop sign and wait till it says go.
    Yo momma is so fat, when she was walking in high heels,she stuck oil.
    please dont copy,
    thanks.



  137. Dialearn Big's Momma Joke:

    ??????? ????????, ?????? ?????.



  138. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    ??????????? ????…??? ???????? ?? …???????????.



  139. ??????????'s Momma Joke:

    ???????? ??? ???????????? ???????, ????? ?????????? ???????.



  140. Popizdavali's Momma Joke:

    ??… :) ?? ?? ????? ??? ??? ??? ????? ? ?????? ?????? :)



  141. ????'s Momma Joke:

    ?????????))



  142. ????????'s Momma Joke:

    ?? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??? ???????????.



  143. Swarovski's Momma Joke:

    ? ??? ???????????…



  144. MooZle's Momma Joke:

    ?????????? ??????, ?? ??? ????? ?????? ????????? ??????



  145. ?????????'s Momma Joke:

    ????? ????, ??? ???????? ??????? ????? ???? ???? ? ????????!



  146. ???????'s Momma Joke:

    ????????? ? ?????????????, ? ????? ??? ???-?? ?? ???? ?????



  147. ???????????'s Momma Joke:

    ??????? ?? ?????? ?? ??? ??????? :) ?? ????? ???? ????? ????? ??????. ??? ?????? ?? ????? ??? ? ?? ?????????? ??? ? ??????.



  148. ???'s Momma Joke:

    ????? ?????????, ?? ??? ? ??????? ???????? ?? ??? ???????? ?????? ?? ????. ????? ??????????? ???? ??????!



  149. Raskladyshka's Momma Joke:

    ??… :) ?? ?? ????? ??? ??? ??? ????? ? ?????? ?????? :)



  150. ???????????? ??????? ??????????????'s Momma Joke:

    “???????”



  151. ?????????????'s Momma Joke:

    ?????!!!



  152. Ultima_man's Momma Joke:

    ??????? ??? ?? ????, ????? ???????? ??????, ??? ????? ????????



  153. ????????'s Momma Joke:

    ??… ????? ???? ??????.



  154. ???????'s Momma Joke:

    “????? ???? ?? ???????”



  155. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s five head so big she a stunt devil for E.T



  156. samantha's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat wen god sed let ther be light he told her to move her arse out ov the way x



  157. rick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old on her birth card it say expired on it



  158. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo Daddy jocks



  159. im a mum's Momma Joke:

    my mum my (childs granmah) is so old her birth certificate says expired



  160. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yur mum is so fat her belt size is eqator



  161. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yur a dick



  162. butt face :8's Momma Joke:

    these website BLOWWSSSSS HAIRL MOMMSS <333



  163. bow wow's Momma Joke:

    make sure u little girls enclude my name in stuff 2 bitches



  164. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black that when she go to a country they think she is from the hood



  165. shadowwolf's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.



  166. dixie wolf rett w,mcguire's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so FAT she broke the LIQID core and then eat the SOILID core cause she thought it was a marshmelo.



  167. KETTY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT THEY THOUGHT IT WAS THE GRUDGE



  168. Dave's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat and stupid they call her elephant and she answers.



  169. Kayley's Momma Joke:

    Your all so stupid and you all suck dick i hate you all
    -Kayley cook:)-



  170. Dick's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma’s so fat she went to da doctor and they said she needs to lose some weight or shes gonna die, and she said you know this isn’t me! i’m skinny! i have mirrors! SHES NOT SKINNY THO GOD SHES CRAZY IF SHE THINKS SHES SKINNY



  171. LOLLERS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on a monster truck and it became a low rider



  172. LOLLERS's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she went to the hotel and asked for a water bed so they but a blanket on the atlantic ocean



  173. LOLLERS's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when she was going to wonderland she came across a sign that said “Wonderland, left”. So she turned around and went home



  174. LOLLERS's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she died of starvation in a grocery store



  175. LOLLERS's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma aint so bad, I mean, she gave you the hair off her back.



  176. LOLLERS's Momma Joke:

    Whats the differece between a chicken and yo mamma, nothing trust me, I tasted them both last night.



  177. LOLLERS's Momma Joke:

    Want any more good jks and disses? Just ask me here



  178. ???????'s Momma Joke:

    ????????? ???????? ???? ??????. ? ???? ???-?? ???? ? ???? ????????, ???????? ? ????.



  179. danielle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when god let there be light she had to move out of the way



  180. danielle gracey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when her beeper went of they thought she was reversing



  181. ????'s Momma Joke:

    ?????? ????? ??? ????, ??????? ??????? ?? ??????????. ?? ??? ????? ???????.



  182. manoj's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl



  183. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    ??? ??? ???????. ?????? ??, ???????.



  184. ur one and only mee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo fat when she sat on the toylet the toylet sings A B C D E F G get ur fat ass off of me…….. take det bitchezz



  185. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so poor she followed the garbage truck with a grocrie list



  186. india's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and skittles came out.



  187. m.y.o.b's Momma Joke:

    your mama so short she do backflips under the bed



  188. gertude's Momma Joke:

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