366 Yo Momma Jokes in “Does Anybody Have Any Yo Momma Jokes For Us To Read?”
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I have a few: Yo momma so hairy, you almost got rugburn when you were born.
Yo momma so dumb, she got stabbed in a gun fight.
Yo momma so fat, she left the house in heels, and when she back, they were flip flops!
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Yo momma like a bowling bowl : she picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter
lol
TweetYo mommas teeth so yellow traffic slows when she smiles
Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test
Thats all i know
I like those ones…
TweetYour mama so fat that the horse on her polo shirt is real
Your mama so fat that when she walked passed the TV, i missed the first quarter of the Lakers game
Your mama so fat, I took a picture of her last febuary and its STILL printing
Your mama so stupid, she invented a glossary in the back of a dictionary
Your mamas so stupid, she tried to put a peep hole in a glass door
Yo mamas so old she has cobwebs in her vagina
TweetYo mamas like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered throw in the gutter & always comes back for more :]
yo mamas like a bag of potato chips “free-to-lay”
yo mamas like a hardware store. 25 cents PER screw
I have more but i cant think of em
yo mamma so fat at the beach the whales asked “is she one of us?”
Tweetyo mamma so fat people jog around her for exercise
yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “taxi!”
yo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized
Ok no but i have a blonde joke? once there was a brunette red head and a blond there going to be executed so first was the brunette.The executor said do you have any last words the brunette said no than he said ready? aim than the brunette said LOOK AN EARTHQUAKE the people quickly looked than she escapes next was the red head they said to her do you have any last words she also said no than they said ready aim than the red head said LOOK A TORNADO everyone quickly looked so she runs then next was the blond the blond saw wat the brunette red head had done so when the exciter said any last words she also said no than they said ready aim! and the blond said FIRE so she got killed O_O
TweetYO MAMA is so fat the astronauts said sir we have discovered a new planet
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