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Yo momma is so fat she can’t fit into february, lets cut her up this month.
Yo momma is so fat she can’t fit into february, lets cut her up this month.
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Yo momma loves http://www.LeeroyJenkins.net and World of Warcraft
yo momma so ugly dat valentine became halloween
stupid
yo moma so ugly she made the boogeyman pissed inn his pants
abubakar othman has stupid jokes
abubakar othman is a gay guy
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yo mama is so fat when she put a yellow rain coat on people said “stop that twinkey”
i slept with yo mama sting like a bee now when i go to the bathroom it hurts when i pee
Yo momma is so fat she had to add 3 wheels to her car
yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world
Yo momma like a hoover, always sucking dirtbags
why yo momma such a dirty girl?
yo momma, yo momma, yo momma… what can I say?
your momma so fat that when she cuts herself she bleeds grease!
yo momma so fat if u stuck a lawn mower on the bottom of her she could drive away!!!!!!
yo momma so fat that you be sucking on her like those jolly rancher lollypops!
yo momma so fat that you be sucking on her like those jolly rancher lollypops!
yo momma so fat she has her own orbit
yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving!
yo momma so fat when she was walking it out i thought she was having a seizure!!!
I challenge anyboby
yo mamma is so fat that she is on both sides of the family.
your mommas so fat jesus cant even lift her spirits
your mommas so fat jesus cant even lift her spirits
yo momma so stupid she thought a lightsaber was low in calories
yo momma so stupid she thought the e on the gas meter ment end so she sold it
yo momma so fat that when she got cut marshmellow fluff came out
yo mama, yo mama, yo mama o im not even gunna try
yo momma so fat that wen she played jumprope the chinese thought they were getting hit by nukes.
you momma so fat when she put a yellow shirt on and went out side people kept snapping there fingers at her saying taxi, taxi!
yo momma so ugly when i walked out side my eyes started burning
maybe they started burning because of the sun
yo mama so fat when she got in a cab the cab driver said omg!!!!!! theres a dinosaur in my taxi!!!
yo momma so fat she had to get baptized in all of the oceans put together……
i don get it
yo momma so fat she masterbates to the food network channel..
yo mama so stupid that wen a genie said she could wish 1nce she wished that shed see a genie
yo mama so stupid that she thought puppyloves jokes were funny
im tryin to be the 50th to post somethin
only 9 more to go
now 8
no1 screw me up!!!!
6
5 baby half way there!!!
4 sweet!!!! stupid word press….
3 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2 o yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and 50!@!!!!!!!! o yea wat now biznatches!!!
yo momma is so fat and hairy when you were born it looked like you had carpet burn…..
Your mommas so fat that her fatass pussy got your daddys dick stuck
Yo’ Momma’s so stupid when you was born she thought you was a boy!
Yo’ Momma’s so stupid she shoved a power cable up her ass and said “I’ve got the power!”
Yo mamma so fat that the last time she saw 91210 was on the scale
your mamas so old so blows out dust when she farts
Yo Momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter, a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose
BITCH YAH ALL LAME!!!!!
YO MOMMA SO STANK I WALKED IN THE ROOM AND THE STANK HIT ME IN THE FACE LIKE…..BAM!!!
YO MOMMA SO DUM WHEN THE WEATHER MAN SAID IT WAS CHILLI OUTSIDE SHE RAN AND GOT A BOWL!!!
YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID IT WAS A SOUPER BOWL SHE WENT AND GOT A BOWL AND SPOON !!!!
YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN HER DAUGHTER SAID IT WAS RAINING CATS AND DOGS OUTSIDE SHE WENT TO CALL THE ANIMAL CONTROL!!!
yo momma made atlantis to sink when she visited
yo momma so greedy, she jumps into a food store and starts feeding from both ends
yo momma so black you can draw white stripes on her with charcoal
the titanic didnt hit an iceberg, it was one of yo mommas tampons
yo momma so white she pisses tipex
yo momma so fat dat when she waves her arms during church, she falls through her own anus
jokes 59 to 64 are all mine
yo momma so cross eyed, dat when she says grace, she farts amen
yo mama so fat when she oredered a water bed the peope put a blacnket over the ocean
yo mama is so fat when she walked down the street a policeman said break it up
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation
yo mama is so fat when she stood on the scales it said to be continued……
yo mama is so stupid she kincked a free loaf of bread
yo mama is so stupid she ate her ipod apple (apple! Food)
rafster mam is so ugly she went to a hoar house and they said sorry u cant have sex with men because u are a man
yo momma so cheap she walked into a hardware store and got five cents a screw!
yo momma so fat when she was sitting on tha toilet she was singing hea abc`s n it go a,b,c,d get yo fat ass off of me!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SHE HAD TO WEAR A HELMET TO TAKE A DRIVERS TEST!!!!
YO MOMMA SO RETARTED SHE WORE A HELMET TO TAKE A DRIVERS TEST???
Yo momma is soo poor the closest thing she had to a car was a cardboard box with 2 paper wheels.
Yo momma is sooo ugly when she went to the closet to change da boogyman said i ouit
man, these yomomma jokes r borin lets go to knock knock jokes wait thats how it is with my balls clackin against moms mouth knock knock
yo momma is so small she jumped of a sidewalk to commit suciide
yo momma so dumb on her job application it said write below the dotted line and she wrote ok
yo mommaz sooo fat every time she eats mcdonalds goez outta business
beat dis!!!! yo momz so fat her dog bit her and died of high cholesterol
like dis???? yo momz skinny she swallowed a bowlin ball n peeps thought she was pregnant
yo momaz so fat richard simmons laughs at her
UR mommas so fat she she sat on a dollar and made change
dis is da best… yo mommaz so fat to her ABC is KFC
admit it, u love my jokes!!!!!!!!! yo mommaz so ugly michael jackson looked at her and turned straight
yo mommas so hairy once she made a carpet made from her hair
yo mommas so ugly she wears a mask every day except for halloween
yo moma so fat when she sits on the toilet,it sings a b c d e f g GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!
yo moma so ugly when she looked inthe mirror freddy and jason popped up and said were through
yo momma so hot bang her 3way and always gigty gigty gue
yo momma so fat she ate me in one piece thats a shit joke lmao
YO MOMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN EVER SHE WORE A RED COAT PEPLE WIL BE CALLING HER HEY KOOLAID
yo momma is sooooo ugly she have to wear 2 paper bags to cover her face
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yo mommas gums are so black she spit out yoo hoo
i dont know bout dis one… yo momz so dumb if u get into her head and say “hello” it makes an echo
by da way……. im no.100!!!!!!!! yo momz so fat her belt size is the equator!
yo momma is so poor her liscence is made from cereal box cardboard
Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
yo momma is so discornated that she has 3 legs and she uses on of them as her kick stand!!
Yo momma so fat, Burger King closes on her birthday
yo mamma needs to quit wearing diffrent color lip stick b/c my dick is starting to look like a rainbow
yo momma is Ronald McDonald’s personal assistant
Yo momma’s hair is so short, she has to smile with her eyes open to put her hair in a ponytail
Yo momma so old, I told her to act her age and she died
Yo momma’s the pioneer of being ugly
Yo momma has a scratch-n-sniff tattoo of a custard pie on her face
Yo momma’s a stripper at Quizno’s
Yo momma’s breath is so bad, instead of listerine strips, she uses listerine loose-leaf paper
Yo momma so ugly, they renamed Halloween “Ya momma-ween”
yo mamma is so old it looks like father time is kicking her 10 years 20 years 30 years 40 years 50 years come her bitch 65 years.
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO HUTERS THEY FIRED HER
YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE USED HER TEETH BRUSH TO BRUSH HER HAIR INSEAD OF USING A REAL BRUSH
yo mama so fat i put three quarters in her bellybutton and she shit out my laundry!
yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he told her to mone her fat ass out of the way!
yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out of the way!
yo momma so fat she cant tell what gender she is
yo momma so fat even jesus couldnt lift up her spirit
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yo momma so short when she jumped off the side walk all i could hir was neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bang bang
yo momma so fat the she sat on walmart and lowered the prices
yo momma is so old when she was born america was still trees
yo mamma is so dumb that when a bus hit her she said who through that rock
your mammas booty is so hairy that it looks like don king is coming out, own in america now what.
YAH SO LAME YAH MAKE YO MOMMAS LOOK GOOD
yo momma so fat that when she saw a bus she chased after it and yeled ” stop that twinkie”!!!!!
yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued.
yo momma so old when she was in school they didnt teach history, they were still making it!!!
yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma so old,fat,and ugly when she went to see jurassic park everbody thought it was a 3-d movie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama is so fat that she made the grand canyon
you so stupid that you locked your self up in the bathroom and peed in your pants
uou so fat you cafvvvvversvvew v
your momma so fat that evry time she sat in the toilen the toilen said abcdefg get the crust of of mme
yo mama so fat her modo is we are family, burger king, mcdonalds and me
yo mama so fat when it rains she uses the highway for a slip and slide
yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo momma so stupid she sits on the couch and watches the t.v!!!!!
Yo Mama so stupid she put hot batteries in her pockets when her husband asked her what’s for dinner, she said Hot Pockets!!
you guys suck
All of yo mommas are so fat and ugly they made the “fuk”
fat ugly klan
instead of the “kkk” the “fuk”
your mamas so poor she cant afford a job
your mom has wooden boobs and breast feeds the beavers
yo mama so hairy she was turned into a gorilla sanctuary
your rich momma is so dumb actualy exerice then just get lipo
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 momma’s so ugly, a policeman caught her masturbating and she was fined for animal cruelty.
ur momma so dirty, when she went in the bath tub…..the water jumps out
yo momma so ugly, when she was born her mom sed “wat a treasure” and her dad was like, “yea lets go bury it”
yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
yo momma so fat when she went to sea world the whales were pointing at her and saying we r family, i dont care if ur fatter than me
Jdub 11 :-
yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in september the kids say “its halloween already?”
yo mama is so ugly she looked at an astroide and and saved the world.
your mum has so big pussy that she uses trade centre as her dildo.
your mommas teeth are so yellow she brushes them with bananas
yo momma so fat wene she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out
yo momma so fat wene she farted under water it started a tsunami
yo momma so harry the only language she knows is wookie
yo momma so ugly that if ugly where a crime she would get the eletric chair
yo momma so ugly she scared off boogey man
yo momma so fat that whene ever she farts somebody acuses her of globel warming
yo momma so fat she should be on super size me
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yo momma so fat she dosnt have 2 boobs she has 12
yo momma is so ugly she made a onion cry.
yo momma is so stupid when
yo momma is so fat wen she bent over she got arrested for selling crack.
Your mommas so fat when she went to Burger King she couldn’t fit through the door or the drive thru.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. they both tripped, tumbled on down and found out the hilll was ur mother!
yo momma like ribs to black people, everyone gets their fingers up in dat bitch.
Your mommas so stupid she stuck a bee up her ass and said “Aah, what a stinging sensation.”
Jayde picked up the mile of her tender largely firmly hairlined her masturbating pornstars between their legs. Drink up, you’re callously thirsty.
yo momma so fat wene a school bus went by she said oh a twinky
yo momma so getto she dosnt breast feed milk only juice
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo momma so fat wene she sat next to a black dude she said oh a chocolate bar
yo momma so fat wene you try to climb on her your ears pop
yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can so i asked her what she was doing and she said moving
yo momma so fat wene she steped on the scale it said one at a time please
I.D. CARD i challange you
who wants to hav sex with me
i do
im a boy
me too but who cares
not me
super lets hav it
sex atic and sex man stop
yo momma so stupid she fliped out from a gummy bear
yo momma so so well alot of things wrong with her what could i say
yo momma so fat wene she farts it starts a tornado
yo mama so stupid she slid a credit card up her ass
ur mama like a vaccum cleaner….she suks, blows, and gets laid in a closet
i dunno if its been sed but this is prolly the best one
ur mama so stupid…wen she fell off a building, she had to stop and ask for directions
your momma is like a hardware store. 25p a screw.
yo mama so fat that when she puts on a green dress in tokyo every1 sais “look its godzilla”!!!
lala land is where yo mama is born….shut up….no you shut up….. make me…….i willl……..balhhablog ……speckle
hi tristin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lala land uuuuuuuuuuu…….. poopee
yo mama
don’t hurt me mommy!!!!!!111!!!11!
don’t hurt me mommy!!!!!!111!!!11!
got any good joks trstn
not really…..
yooooooooooooooooooooo mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your mommama is so black they call her ms.hersheys
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yo mommais so stupid that she sold her car for gas money
your mama iz so fat she tripped on 4th street and landed on 12th.lolz
yo mamma is so stupid that she thought materbate was a karate teacher
u bitches is whack dont be up on my kool-aid u dont even know my flaver (cherry)
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so hairy her armpits could make a life size model of a woolly mammoth.
Yo mama so fat she started hopping on one foot and the Chinese said, ” Shit! Shit! Were at war! Fire nukes at America!”
yo momma teeth so yellow the traffic slows down when she smiles
Yo momma so stupid , she got locked in a grocery store and starved !
Yo momma so stupid , she thought a quarterback was a refund !
anonymous stells jokes
yo mama so old that when i saped her back her tits fell off
Yo Momma is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo Momma is so old, she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade.
yo mama is so fat her ass was hard
ass holes
yo momma so stupid she wated for a stop sign to turn green
yo momma is so fat that she put on a yellow jacket and she went outside and the people said taxi
yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat people stop and said taxi
Yo Momma is so stupid, she thought TACO BELL was a Mexican phone company!!!!
yo momma is so stupis she tripped over a cordless phone
yo momma so poor i rang the doorbell and the toilet flushed
you guy wouldn`t know a yo mama joke if it hit ya between the eyes
yo mama so hairy when she walked into a carnival the manager said o good the gorilla is here
yo mama so poor when peaple trow you in a dumpster you say home sweet home
jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his crown and it turned out it was your mother
yo momma so she jumped uo in the aior and got stuck
ur mum is so plastic i found her in the bottom of a ceareal box
ur mm is so fat the workies put a sign on her saying ‘wide turn’
yo momma is so ugly they renamed haloween to yomommaween
yo momma is ugly she looked in the mirrior her reflection ran away
get some
you momma is soooo fat see stepped on a dollar 4 quarters appered
your momma is sooo stupid she sat on the couch and watched tha t.v
yo momma is so fat she tripped on arbys, crushed mcdonolds, and fell on buger king
yo momma is soooooooooo fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target
yea bitches get some
Yo momma’s like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans
yo mamma so fat when she falls she has to rock her self to get up but she rocks her self to sleep
yo mamma is so fat that dora cant even explore her
yo mamma is so fat that dora cant even explore her
jaaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooooooooo
Yo mama so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited 4 change!
yo mama is so fat she’s on both sides of the family
yo mama is so fat that when she jumped jumped out of a airplane she got stuck
ur mamas so stupid she shoved a battery up her butt and said i got the power!!!!!
yo mama is so ugly that when u joined the ugly contest they siad sorry no professionals
yo mamas so fat she got stuck in 2007
yo mama so fat i had to take a plane a train and 2 bus to get on her good side
LALA YO MOMMA ZO POOR DA BURGLAR ROB HER HOUSE 4 PRACTIS
YO MOMMA ZO FAT SH3 HAZ A VCR Az a BEEPER
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VILOTS R RED LEMONS R SOUR OPEN UR LEGZ N GIV ME AN HOUR
VILOTS R RED GRAZZ IZ GREEN OPEN UR LEGZ N I WIL GIV U MY CREAM
VILOTZ R RED ND AIRPLANE R FAST OPEN UR MOUTH ND I WIL GIV U A BLAST
VILOTS R RED PEN HAZ INK OPEN DAT KUTCHY ND I WIL MAKE U PINK
VILOTZ R RED DOGS BITE WATCH UR FAVORIT COLR WIT IZ WYT
VILOTZ R RED SECURITY IZ GUARD BEND OVR ND I WIL DU IT HARD
VILOTZ R RED DAT GRL IZ FYN LETZ B ON DA BED DUIN A 69
VILOTS R RED DA WATER IZ LOW PLZ DECIDE IV U GUNA GIV ME A BLO
yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
GRAZZ IZ GREEN ME U SUMTYM FYT LETS B ON BED DUIN IT ALL NYT
yo momma ZO STUPI SHE FELL UP DA STAIRS. YO MOMMA ZO STUPID SHE GOT STABBED IN A SHOOT OUT
yo momma is so ugly she had to put on TWO paper bags before she walked outside.
yo momma is so fat the japanese ran away and screamed “ahhhh gozilla”
yo momma is so hairy that the dog catcher thought she was a mut.
yo momma is so stupid she thinks 2+2= 7.
yo momma is so ugly that chinese go insane.
yo momma is so dumb she thinks an equa means your parents are missing.
yo momma’s so fat she cant even jump to conclusion
yo mamma is so ugly when she looks in a mirro the mirro scream and hides
ON THRUSDAY FEBEURAY 21 I GOT DUMPED BY MY BOYFRIEND AUSTIN AND I JUST HOPE HE KNOWS HE BROKE MY HEART AND I WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT I AM GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE
yo momma so big she doesnt fit on wallet sized pictures.
YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW AND FELL UP
yo mama so fat she left da house with high hills and came back home with slippers
yo mama so fat she has to take off her pants to reach her back pocket
Yo momma like a bag of chips…Free to Lay.
Yo momma like a doornob, everybody gets a turn.
yo momma is so fat she launched her self in to orbit
yo mama is so black she farts ash
yo mama is so poor i saw her kick a can across a street ,i went up 2 her and asked her why she was kicking a can across the street and she said :nothing son just moving house
yo mama is so poor thief’s break in your house and leave money behind
yo mama is so ugly she looked out a window and got arrested for murder
yo moma is so fat she stood on a weighing scale and it said ‘to be continued’.
ha
yo mama is so stupid she locked her self up in a supermarket by accident and she almost starved to death.
is it true that i came up with da cool jokes around here
1 more then yo mama is so short you could see her feet on her drivings license.
yo momma is like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country
yo momma is so stupid she to tryed 2 drawnd a fish.
yo momma so stuped she tryed 2 nick a argos caterlog
your momma so fat when you looked at her she said damn
yo momma so fat people mastaken her for a planet
yo momma is so white she sweats bleach
YO momma sooooooo fat that every time she takes a step people in Japan yell EARTHQUAKE
Yo momma so white dat when u turn of the lights she looks like a freekin LAVA lamp
YO MOMMA LIKE MIKEAL JACKSON BI-SEXUAL HIDES IN CLOSETS AND IS WHHHHHIIIIITTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE
yo mama so fat that when someone tells her to hall ass it takes her two trips
yo momma sooo stupid she had to put make-up on her face just to make up her mind
Yo Momma is SoOoOoOo ugly the plastic surgeon sued her!
yo mamma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mamma is so stupid she choked herself with a cordless phone
yo mamma is so old i told her to act her age and she died
yo mamma is so dumb when we went to hells kitchen she thought satan was serving dinner
yo mamma is so tall she flipped and hit jesus
yo MOMMA SO FAT WEN DEY TUK HER A PIC SHE SEY “I DNT LYK PICTURES I LYK POSTERS”
yo mamma has rims on her wheelchair saying no body pushes me around
lol
yo mamma is so old she has a picture of moses in her yearbook
yo mamma is so stupid she went to payless to pay more
yo mamma is so hairy that she shaves her armpits with lawnmowers
if anyone has something better email me at nightadder1@yahoo.com
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yo moma so fat dat bill gates couldnt even pay for her liposuction
hey crakers it like this first of all fly like a butter fly sting like a bee i slept with yo momma now it burns when i pee. yo ur momma so fat we went thru the drive in and we didnt have too pay cuz we dressed her up as a chevrolet.
any1 lookin for a battle come see me
yo mommas face is so ugly,when she looked out the window and got arrested for monning
yo mamma so fat that she sweats greece
yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback wuz a refund
yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback wuz a refund
ya mama iz just stupid
Yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blow job
Yo momma so at her fave food is seconds
Yo momma so old she left her purse in Noah’s Ark
Yo momma so stupid she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period
Yo momma so stupid that when you were born she looked at the umbilical cord and said, “Wow it comes with cable too!”
Yo momma so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo mama so ugly blind men refuse to sleep with her
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang, but it refused to come back
YO MOMMY IS SOME FAT SHE MADE ROSPUSHA LOOK SKINNY.
yo mamma is so stupid that she had you
your momma so ulgy she trick-or treat on the phone
your momma is so ugly she made an onion cry! hahahhahahaa(:
your momma is so fat when she entered she sat next to everybody
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE PUTS TRAFFIC JAM ON HER TOAST
yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can i asked her what she was doing she said moving
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yo momma so poor that when her she steped on a cigarette they ppl said who turned off the heat
yo momma so fat that she would use pluto for an ice cube.
yo momma is so old and stupid that she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.
yo momma is so ugly the boogeyman has to look in his closet before he goes to bed.
yo momma is so fat, that i thought the Hulk was one of her dinglebaerries
yo momma is like Wal-Mart, open 24/7!
yo momma is like a hard ware store-25 sets of screws.
Yo momma is so big, she even made God flinch
lets not forget about yo dad!!
your momma so stupid she put a quater in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to fall out
your momma so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
your momma so poor when she was kicking a can i asked her what she was doing and she said moving
your momma so fat when she went to sea world the whales started singing we are family
your mama so stupid she drowned in a football wave
your mama so big she irons her clothes on the driveway
your mama so stupid the she drooled on herself and she thought it was raining
Yo momma like a city bus 25 cents and you can ride all dat
Yo momma like a library free and open to the public
YO MOMMA so fat dat thats a real hores on her polo shirt!!!!!!!
Yo Momma Is So Fat When she went to a weight competition she won first, second and THIRD!
yo momma is so fat when she took a step she was a thousand years older
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!” And Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
if any one wants ta challenge me email me at nightadder1@yahoo.com
yo momma got one arm and swim in circles
yo mamma iz so poor that she put a snicker on lay-away
your so black and your teeth are so yellow you look like a Pettisburg Steelers hellmit
your so black and your teeth are so yellow you look like a Pettisburg Steelers hellmit
YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE SAW A SCHOOL BUS FILLED OF WHITE BOYS SHE SAID STOP THAT TWINKY
YO MAMMA SO BLACK SHE HAD TO PUT A WHIT GLOVE TO EAT A TOOTSIE ROLL SO SHE WONT EAT HER FINGER
KNOW WAT DMAC
Your momma so stupid, when she had a brainstorm it only sprinkled!
Your mommas so ugly that when she threw a boomarang it didnt come back!
Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Your mommas so old i told dat bitch to act her age and the hoe died,
ur mommas like a freezer packin everyones meat
ur mommas like a community bike, everyone gets a ride.
yo mamma is so damn strong she can chug peanut butter
Yo momma so fat that when she had her period, she made the red sea
lol this is 1 u guys never heard of before
My brother made it up
yo momma is so fat she had to get airlifted to the ocean to take a bath
yo momma is so fat last time she seen her phone number was on the scale
yo momma is so ugly she made a mime scream
you mommas so fat, bill gates couldnt pay for her liposucktion
yo moma so poor when i was walking down the street i sa her in the dumpster i asked her wat she was doing she said christmas shopping.
yo mommas so fat she stepped on the ocean and caused hurricane katrina.
yo mamas so fat i had sex with her and burnd my ass on the light bulb
Yo mamas s fat she has more chins than a hongkong phonebook
superman22 lets hav a batl
yo momma is so nasty, when she opens up her legs, butter scotch crimpetts come shooting out
Yo momma so fat it’ll take her three months to fit her butt on the toilet!
yo momma so black she fell and scoobydoo said i did that yesterday
Yo momma so poor she had to start a fundraiser just to become rich!
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Yo Momma is so fat she beeps when she backs up.
Yo Momma is so fat when she jump of the golden gate bridge the water said “Help Me!!!!”
yo mamma so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out!!!!!!
Yo mamma is so dumb that she herd the microwave and thought it was the door bell and heard the door bell and thought it was the oven and heard the oven and thought it was the microwave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i sticked my dick into your momma ass
YO MAMA SO DUM SHE TRIPED OVER THE SIDE WALK
yo momma so fat that she was fat,
yo momma so stupid, people thought her name was carlos
i’m sitting in IT class right now.
cougar should be reading this right about now.
cool
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yo momma so poor that she went to chuky chesse to strip 4 tokenz
yo momma so stupid she got locked in a motor cicle
yo momma so fat when she asked mc donalds for a meal her size they gave her a motor cicle
yo momma so fat she gets her own area code
yo momma so poor robbers break into her house and leave money
yo moma is so fat in sted of taking pictures she takes posters
your momma is so fat she used the internatinal high way to slip-n-slid down.
your momma is so ugly she jumped in the ocean and the water came running out.
I LOVE ROHYPNOL, GHB, KATAMINE
you so ugly that when you wer born she put you in a basket and sent you down the river
you dad so fat he opens up his legs at the metro and waits for a train to go in his pussy
you will never have sex with another girl except with your mom cause you got an HIV from her after you were borrn
YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE GET PAID TO BREAK WINDOWS!
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE GET PAID TO CRACK MIRRORS YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT LEFT IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH
YO MAMMA SO HAIRY SHE COULD`VE BEEN CHOBACCA FOR HALLOWEEN YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE COULD`VE BEEN SANTA CLAUS
YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND
YO MAMMA SO STUPID WHEN THE DOOR BELL RANG SHE WENT TO THE MICROWAVE
WHO DARES CHALLENGE ME?
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN U WERE BORN THEY THOUGHT U WERE AN ELEPHANT
YOU ALL SUCK!
yo momma so stupid she looked at the stop sign and waited for it to say go
knock knock
whos there
yo mumma
yo mumma who
HALLOWEEN ITS TILL OCTOBER
Yo Mumma A Chicken
Yo Mumma Is Soo Fat She Makes Elaphants Look Anorexic
Knock knock
whos there
boo
bo hoo
dont cry its only yo mumma
ur a spastical lama
yo momma so stupid that when u put a lightbolb on her head it burned out
yo mamma is so yo mamma she is yo mamma
yo mamma so fat her under ware size is um bitch loose some weight
yo moms like a dore knob everybody gets a turn
yo mamma so ulgy michale myears ran away from help help shes ulgy
yo momma so fat she cant fit in sea world
yo momma so fat she cant fit in sea world
yo momma so ugly she made the bride of frankinstine look hot
yo momma is so fat she gave herpies to a vibrater
Yo Momma is so fat, when I said I wanted Pigs in a Blanket to eat, she jumped in the bed! OOOOOOOH! Burn baby burn!
Yo momma is so fat when I said I wanted Pigs in a blanket, she jumped in the bed! OOOOOOOH! Burn!
Yo momma so ghetto when she breast fed u koolaid came out
yo mamma is soo fat she looks like adams forehead
yo mamma is soo fat she looks like adams crusty lips
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT THE WHITE HOUSE IS HER TINY APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MOMMA SO OLD THAT SHE SAT NEXT TO JESUS IN THE 3RD GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur momma so fat when she goes to kfc she askes for the bucket on the roof
yo momma is so big and fat that harry potter thought that it was Hagrid’s mom
Yo momma so fat I tried to hit it and my hand ran away
Yo momma so ugly when she looked at the onion she made the oinon start crying
yo mommas so stupid while chasing a dead cat she got ran over by a parked car
Your momma is so stupid everytime she blink she
get lost.
yo mama so stupid she stepped on ten cents at
the ‘march of dimes.’
your momma’s so stupid she asked me what comes
after x in the alphabet , I said y and she said becauseI want to know
yo momma so stupid i told her i was going to jail(gel) and she asked me to bring back some shampoo
yo momma so stupid the police said you’re gonna be ar-rested and she said but i’m not sleepy
crackers ur a cracker
yo momma so dumb and fat she didnt know if she wanted a chicken wing or chiicken wing and after the 6th hour she chose the chicken wing.
yo momma so skinny she booked a flight on a paper airplane from baltimore to mars.
yo momma so dumb she thought she spelled hannah backwards.
yo momma so dumb even romedeo classes wouldnt take her.
does anyone on here no how to make a bot for rs?
Yo momma so ugly she had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her!!!
Yo momma is so ugly that she had to tie a steak to her face just to get the dog to play with her!!!
thats for sure, brother
Yo mama sooo fat her pants size is EQUATOR
yo mama sooo stupid she thinks fleetwood mac is a new sandwitch at McDonolds
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo mamas’ so stupid; she tripped over a cordless phone.
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE
WALKS HER BUTT CLAPS!
yo momma is so black and her teeth are so
yellow she looks like one of them cheese burgers
at McDonald’s
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
yo momma so fat when she was walking down the street she measured 9.0 on the ricter scale!!!
Yo momma is so hairy the language she speaks is wookie
your mom is like a door knob every one gets a turn
lol skylers jokes sucks
yo mama’s like a brick, she gets laid by all the mexicans!!!
gogogo
matthew baxter is awsome
yo mama so fat she has a line for do overs
yo mama so stupid she thought a sexual batery was something in a dildo
Yo mama is so fat she went into the sea she said i must be in the kiddies pool
yo momma is so ugly she is the reason vanessa hudgens went nud
yo mama is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it didnt come back
yo momma is so stupid she failed the stupid quiz
etkan is ugly
carson is stupid
caocarsonis smarter than ethan vguyj
yo mama is so stupid that this iscarson
yo mama’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it
Skun
YO MOMMA SO FAT A QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND…
KRUBSEN YO MOMMAS LIPS LOOK LIKE TWO BUSTED HOT LINKS…
AND YO MOMMAS TEETH IS SO YELLOW WE CAN SCRAPE OFF THAT BUTTER AND PUT IT ON SOME TOAST AND FEED THE WHOLE WORLD…
MAN YO MOM LOOK LIKE THE INSIDE OF MY BOOTY HOLE…AND THAT AINT PRETTY…WHEW…IM THE KING WOOOOOOOOO…
mlp thats mee
yo moomas so fat that when she was playing with the hool hoops she got stuck
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to Kentucky Fried Chicken and they asked her what bucket she wanted, she said the one in the roof
Yall Jokes ar so lame
howz about dis one yall
Yo momma so fat she sweats crisco and Bleeds bacon grease
Yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the scale
your mom is like wal mart always love pricees….always
your momma is so fat she has to put on her belt with a boomerang.
your mom is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade.
your moma’s so big she sat next to the whole class !
yo mama is so old she played soccer whit moses
yo mama is so fat that when she went to kfc they told her what bucket would U like she said the one on top pleas
yo mama is so stupid when she went to the super bowl she took a spoon an a fork
Your mama is so fat she broke the family tree.
Your mama is so ugly she uses a make up called “why bother”
Your mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles poped out.
yo momma so dumb she studyd 4 a blood test
yo momma so fat she got more chins than a chinese fonbook
ur momma so fat by the time she sits up off the couch its a new millenium
ur momma so fat she had a period 4 1 year straight
yo mamas so stupid she had you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama’s so stupid she rent’s a car so she can go to the dealership to steal a car.
i love women’s barefeet
yo momma kicks like donkey and runs like a mule and sucks my dick
yo momma eates wet pussie
yo mama stinks SOOOOOO bad Secret told on her!
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yo momma is so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock
yo momma is so stupid i told her the drinks were on the house so she got a ladder…
yo momma is so fat she crossed the street in september and when she got to the other side folks said, “man i still can’t believe its halloween already”
yo momma is so stupid she got locked inside a mini-mart and starved to death
yo momma is so fat the last time she seen 90210 was on a scale…lmao!!!!…
(yea whoever posted that first said the show wrong)
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!!
yo mama soooooo stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
kbruson urjokes are retarded
ur momma is so ugly the boogyman and chukie cried then peed there pants then ran away sceaming “MOMMMY!!!!!!!!!!” =:::(
yo mamma is like a dorknob everybody gets a turn lol
i heard that on fresh prince tee hee
yo mama is so stupid when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said oo it comes with cable too:) ROFL
i’m such a slut who eats men for breakfast
no stupid he’s talking about the joke
yo momma is so bald you can see whats on her mind.
yo momma is so stupid I said go by me a tv she said witch color.
yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
yo momma so ugly when she went to take a shower the water jumped out
yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work so he won’t have to kiss her goodbye
yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo mama so fat when she fell on the floor i wasnt laughing but the floor been cracking up.
yo mamma so fat she wanks over creamcakes
yo momma so greasy she slipped to the moon and bak=ck
tell you mamma to stop wearing green lipstick, she’s making my balls look like ninja turtles! C:
alaaaa ting!
says; jakes a big homo that needs to shut his mouth.. seriously.
joes a hoe who sucks on toes
i like it in the butt; like a mail box on christmas eve, C:
yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on the house…..so she went and got a ladder…..
yo mama so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, “Wow, it comes with cable too!”
Yo mama so fat when she fell on the floor i wasnt laughing but the floor been cracking up.
UR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SOLD HER CAR 4 PETRAL MONEY
sorry i sudnt be tlking bout yo mama like tht…i sud no betta,,i dnt even KNOW THE MAN..
yo mama so stupid she saw a school bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkey. hahahahahahhaha
YO MOMMA SO FAT U BETTER GO TO SCHOOL
yo momma poor she got eveted from the homeless selter
Yo mama so stupid she sold her house for some stickers
yo mama’s so fat when she stept in the road and i tried to swirve around you i ran out of gas
im so stupid i sit on the tv and watch the sofa
Yo mammas so old, when she farts, dust comes out
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ON HER LICIEN IT SAY TO BE CONTINUD
YOU GUYS CALL ALL DIE IN HELL
ANYONE WANNA DISS MY MOM
SAY IT TO MY FACE OR ELSE
I WILL GET PEOPLE AFTER YOUR FAT _ _ _
MOMS
Your mama is so old that she was the waitress for the last supper.
yo mama so poor when i went 2 her house and asked whats 4 supper she lit my pockets on fire and said hot pockets
yo mama so short she has to slam dunk her bus ticket
YO MAMA’S TEETH IS SO YELLOW WHEN SHE SMILED DORTHY MADE IT TO OZ.
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yo mommas so fat that when she has sex, she has to give directions
yo mama is so fat when she fell from the sky into the water people said land ahoy
yo mama so ugly robpt laughd at her
yo mama so ugly JUSTIN PETERSON laughed at her
yo mama so fat she got babtised in Sea World
yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE’S FAT
YO MAMA IS SO DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
UOR MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW SKITTLES POPED OUT!
yo mamma so ugly she can’t get a dildo exited
there is two yo mamma so desperate she went out with brandan snider and yo mamma so ugly she looks like brandan snider
yo mama so stupid she took a packet of polos back cos it had a hole in the middle of it
by marc:
yo mama so fat every time she move shes out of breath
ur mama is so cheap she ask 4 a discount on a 99 cent store
ur mam is so lazy she has a homejob nd she still goes late
yo mamas d.r. is so stupid she let yo mama cut off your ambilicle cord , but she cut off yo dick
yo mamas d.r. is so stupid she let yo mama cut yo ambilicle cord , but she cut off yo dick
my girl caylin better look at this.i love you.
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocerie store and starved. ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!bitches!!!!!i mean you pricks!!!!!!!
yo mama is so fat i ran into hear and i just got sucked in to her BELLY!!!
yo mama is so fat i ran into hear and i just got sucked in to her BELLY!!!
yo mamas so skinny they use her ribs as a cheese grader
yo mama so gay gay shes gay
yo mama is so dumb she cant see her feet
yo momma is so fat she has her own gravity pull
your mama is so stupid she went to the doctor and said hey doctor i need a new butt because mine has a crack in it! ha ha ha ha ha ha
yo mama so fat she went to a nascar race and they thought she was a track
yo mama is so stupid tht she tried to put m&m’ s in abc order
yo mama is so poor she chases the garbage man with a grocrery list
yo mama
1. yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
2. yo mama such a fat saggy drunk I thought she was David hasslehofe
3. yo mama is so poor she chases the garbage man with a grocery list
4. yo mama is so stupid tat she tried to put m&m’ s in abc order
5. Yo mama is so stupid she went to the doctor and said hey doctor I need a new butt because mine has a crack in it! ha ha ha ha ha ha
6. yo mama so fat she went to a NASCAR race and they thought she was a track
YO MAMA SO FAT DAT WHEN SHE GETS IN A CAR IT LEANS TO ONE SIDE
YO MAMA SO UGLY DAT WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOC SLAPPED HER ON THE FACE NOT DA ASS
yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapp her mom.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yo mama so fat when she goes to a restrant and looks at the menu she says okay
your mama is so stupid tht she went to a mexican store to get gas
yo mama is so hairy the only language she can speak is wokkie
I’m not gonna talk about yo mama because I don’t know that man.
yo mama so gay she made gay
yo mama so old i said black hostory and she said u mean my hostory
ur mama so dumbshe went to the superbowl and got a spoon
Yo mama is so ugly that I can’t even make up a joke for her
your mama is so ugly she pretty your mama is so pretty she ugly ooooohhhhhhh!
man this is gay shit
yo mama so stupid she stoped at the stop light and waited for it yo say go
yo mama fat some1 told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon
yo mama fat some1 told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon
yo momma’s so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter.
yo mama is so fat when she steped in the water a whale poped up and started singing “We Are Family Even Though Your Fater Than Me”
your mama so stupid she used a VCR player as a beeper
f u
your mama is so stupid she broght a spoon to the Superbowl!!! WHAT
your mama so stupied she sat on the tv and watched the couch
crackers is gay like sooo much
yo mama so fat her front is flater than her back
Yo mama’s so dumb that when we passed a YMCA she said “Hey they spelled Macy’s wrong!”
yo mommas so tall she did a backflip and hit jesus in the head
yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock
yo mama so fat when see jack frost in pink she said pink ice cream!!!!
yo momma so dumb that when she went to the super bowl she brought a spoon
yo momma teeth are so yellow that in church they sing let it shine let it shine let it shine
yo momma’s so old that she ran tracks with moses
yo momma’s socks are so holy that she don’t even need to go to church
yo momma’s so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said “error”
yo momma so dumb that when her teacher told her to reach for the stars she grabbed the lucky charm box
yo momma is so dumb she traded the house for the key
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
all those 11 year olds call me 267 934 0070
if called u will be charged a fine of 50$
all yall ladies that are 13 and single cal 215 239 5351
yo mama so fat she cant run less than 20 minutes without eating her something
yo mama so fat she cant run less than 20 minutes without eating her something
yo mama so dumb she stuck a battery up her ass and helled out i gott the power
yo mama so fat when god said let their be light he had to ask her to move
youn mama so hairer she has hair on her nipill
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale the 8 fell over (infinity)
yo mama so tall went she tripped she hit her head on the moon
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mama so fat earth rotates ’round her
yo mama so fat she dated the twin towers
yo mama so short she jumped of the curb to comitt suiside
yo mama is like a arcade old used and olny 20 cent
yo mama so old dat moses was in her year book
yo mama so fat dat she fell off both sides of the bed at the same time
yo mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas money
yo mama so fat that tripped on fith avenue and landed on tenth
yo mama so fat the weather service names her farts
yo mama so ugly dat she came outa the hunted house with a job application
yo daddy so fat even dora couldnt explore her….
yo momma so stupid she brung a spoon to the superbowl
yo mama so fat she drives a spandex car
Hi, good post. I have been wondering about this topic,so thanks for sharing. I’ll definitely be subscribing to your posts.
yo mama so stupid when we were going to the airport the sighn said airport left and she turned around and went home
yo mama so poor she was kicken a can down a street i said what are you doin she said movin
yo mmama so poor i said weres your house she said “everywere!”
yo mama so poor i said i need to leak she said “pick a cornor any corner!!!”
yo mama so hairy she needs a lawn mower as a shaver
yea
yo mama so fat dora couldnt even explor her-
yo mama so fat she drives a spandex car.
yo mama so poorshe eats cereal with a fork to save milk
yo mamma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said STOP THAT TWINKIE
Yo mama so stupid she went to home depot and paid 3 cents a screw
yo moma is just like a mosquito i had to slap her silly to stop sucking
yo moma is just like a vacume she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet
yo moma’s arm pits are so hairy it looks like she has got bob marley in a head lock
your mommas so hairy when she wants to get a fade they have to start at her wrists
yomama show is cccccccccccccccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllll
yo mama so stupid she died
none of these jokes are funny at all
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yo mama has 1 toe and one knee and we call her tony
yo mama so ugly even rice krispies won’t talk to her. SNACK,CRACKLE,POP.
you mamma so stupid when she made popcorn she ate the carnols.
you mammas teeth so yellow that when god said let there be light she opened her mouth.
you mamma so poor she cant even pay attention
you mamma so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday
you mamma so stupid it toke her two hrs to read 60 minutes
your mamma so stupid when people say ur zippers undone she says “i alredy pissed no thatnk you.” hahaha
yo momma so black when she went to night school they mark her absent
you mom so stupid she through 2+2 can not be solve
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yo mama so fat that whene she jumed she got stuck
yo mama is so fat people jog around her for exzerzis
yo mama is so stupid that she sticked a duble battery up her ass and sad i got the pawer
yo momma so ulgly wn she walks in the door rats hop’ on the chair
Yo mama so ugly she puts her face in the dough and bakes gorilla cookies…
yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can i asked what she was doin
she said moving
yo mama is soo fat god said let thier be land she put on a green shirt and laid down
yo daddy so poor he put his dick on laway
ma dads so fat he ate ma mum
ma mu is so fat she suks more than a hovver
yo muma is so fat that she has to pick her belly roles to find a fannnnnny
ma muma is so fat she when and ask for a for a new flabo
ma mama is so hairy she grows afro on her nipples REALLY SHE DOES!!!!!!
yo mom so ugly rice krispies kids wont even talk to her
yo mom is so fat she went bungie jumping off a brige and went striaght to hell and beyond and kept going
your mom is like a christmas tree everone hangs balls on her ho ho ho merry christmas
Yo Momma so ugly she only got 3 teeth, 1 in her mouth, 2 in her pocket
yo mama is so fat when she puts on a red coat all the little kids say hay look theres coolaid
u mum is so damn that she puts lipstick to make up her mind
yo mama is so fat she jump in a pool and water jump out
yo mama is so dumb she sees a pudle and thingks in’s a free swiming pool
yo momas like a t.v. even a two year old can turn her on
you mama like so poor she can`t pay attention
yo mama so ashy she make snow look black
yo mamma so fat her daily execise is chasing buses cause she yhinks their twinkies
it took yo momma 10 times to get her drivers licsence , she couldn’t get use to the front seat
yo momma ain’t so bad she would give u all the hair off her back
yo momma so stupid she watched the 3 studges and took notes
yo mama is so black she goes naked to a funirel
YO Mama so nasty i went 2 yo house to eat and i said whats da sidedish? she put her feet on da table and said corn!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma is so ashy that when she goes ice skating she melts the ice by creating fire.
your mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor said pull in
yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
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