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737 Yo Momma Jokes in “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”



  1. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma loves http://www.LeeroyJenkins.net and World of Warcraft



  2. abubakar othman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly dat valentine became halloween



  3. cool's Momma Joke:

    stupid



  4. cool's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly she made the boogeyman pissed inn his pants



  5. cool's Momma Joke:

    abubakar othman has stupid jokes



  6. cool laid's Momma Joke:

    abubakar othman is a gay guy



  7. cool's Momma Joke:

    gybh kjinijhhjhjhhhsdffsdfsf



  8. crackers's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she put a yellow rain coat on people said “stop that twinkey”



  9. crackers's Momma Joke:

    i slept with yo mama sting like a bee now when i go to the bathroom it hurts when i pee



  10. Yo Mamosa's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she had to add 3 wheels to her car



  11. ID card's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world



  12. Yo Mamosa's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a hoover, always sucking dirtbags



  13. Yo Mamosa's Momma Joke:

    why yo momma such a dirty girl?



  14. Yo Mamosa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma, yo momma, yo momma… what can I say?



  15. nikki's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat that when she cuts herself she bleeds grease!



  16. nikki's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat if u stuck a lawn mower on the bottom of her she could drive away!!!!!!



  17. nikki's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that you be sucking on her like those jolly rancher lollypops!



  18. hedy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that you be sucking on her like those jolly rancher lollypops!



  19. hedy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has her own orbit



  20. hedy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving!



  21. hedy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she was walking it out i thought she was having a seizure!!!



  22. I.D card's Momma Joke:

    I challenge anyboby



  23. cedes's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that she is on both sides of the family.



  24. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat jesus cant even lift her spirits



  25. BMP's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat jesus cant even lift her spirits



  26. vexx's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought a lightsaber was low in calories



  27. vexx's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought the e on the gas meter ment end so she sold it



  28. vexx's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she got cut marshmellow fluff came out



  29. vexx's Momma Joke:

    yo mama, yo mama, yo mama o im not even gunna try



  30. vexx's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that wen she played jumprope the chinese thought they were getting hit by nukes.



  31. puppylove's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat when she put a yellow shirt on and went out side people kept snapping there fingers at her saying taxi, taxi!



  32. puppylove's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when i walked out side my eyes started burning



  33. vexx's Momma Joke:

    maybe they started burning because of the sun



  34. vexx's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she got in a cab the cab driver said omg!!!!!! theres a dinosaur in my taxi!!!



  35. puppylove's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to get baptized in all of the oceans put together……



  36. vexx's Momma Joke:

    i don get it



  37. puppylove's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she masterbates to the food network channel..



  38. vexx's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that wen a genie said she could wish 1nce she wished that shed see a genie



  39. vexx's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she thought puppyloves jokes were funny



  40. vexx's Momma Joke:

    im tryin to be the 50th to post somethin



  41. vexx's Momma Joke:

    only 9 more to go



  42. vexx's Momma Joke:

    now 8



  43. vexx's Momma Joke:

    no1 screw me up!!!!



  44. vexx's Momma Joke:

    6



  45. vexx's Momma Joke:

    5 baby half way there!!!



  46. vexx's Momma Joke:

    4 sweet!!!! stupid word press….



  47. vexx's Momma Joke:

    3 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



  48. vexx's Momma Joke:

    2 o yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  49. vexx's Momma Joke:

    and 50!@!!!!!!!! o yea wat now biznatches!!!



  50. puppylove's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and hairy when you were born it looked like you had carpet burn…..



  51. Da Random Person's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ Momma’s so stupid when you was born she thought you was a boy!

    Yo’ Momma’s so stupid she shoved a power cable up her ass and said “I’ve got the power!”



  52. Yo momma 21's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat that the last time she saw 91210 was on the scale



  53. m45um's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so old so blows out dust when she farts



  54. Toad's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter, a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose



  55. haitian chris's Momma Joke:

    BITCH YAH ALL LAME!!!!!



  56. Mz.jaleel black's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STANK I WALKED IN THE ROOM AND THE STANK HIT ME IN THE FACE LIKE…..BAM!!!

    YO MOMMA SO DUM WHEN THE WEATHER MAN SAID IT WAS CHILLI OUTSIDE SHE RAN AND GOT A BOWL!!!

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID IT WAS A SOUPER BOWL SHE WENT AND GOT A BOWL AND SPOON !!!!

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN HER DAUGHTER SAID IT WAS RAINING CATS AND DOGS OUTSIDE SHE WENT TO CALL THE ANIMAL CONTROL!!!



  57. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma made atlantis to sink when she visited



  58. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greedy, she jumps into a food store and starts feeding from both ends



  59. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black you can draw white stripes on her with charcoal



  60. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    the titanic didnt hit an iceberg, it was one of yo mommas tampons



  61. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so white she pisses tipex



  62. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat dat when she waves her arms during church, she falls through her own anus



  63. Karrot's Momma Joke:

    jokes 59 to 64 are all mine



  64. Karrot's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cross eyed, dat when she says grace, she farts amen



  65. rafster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she oredered a water bed the peope put a blacnket over the ocean



  66. ollie t's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she walked down the street a policeman said break it up



  67. ollie t's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation



  68. ollie t's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she stood on the scales it said to be continued……



  69. ollie t's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she kincked a free loaf of bread



  70. ollie t's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she ate her ipod apple (apple! Food)



  71. ollie t's Momma Joke:

    rafster mam is so ugly she went to a hoar house and they said sorry u cant have sex with men because u are a man



  72. dixie darlin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cheap she walked into a hardware store and got five cents a screw!



  73. wink's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she was sitting on tha toilet she was singing hea abc`s n it go a,b,c,d get yo fat ass off of me!!!!!!!!!!!



  74. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SHE HAD TO WEAR A HELMET TO TAKE A DRIVERS TEST!!!!



  75. RAE RAE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO RETARTED SHE WORE A HELMET TO TAKE A DRIVERS TEST???



  76. Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is soo poor the closest thing she had to a car was a cardboard box with 2 paper wheels.



  77. Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is sooo ugly when she went to the closet to change da boogyman said i ouit



  78. Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101's Momma Joke:

    man, these yomomma jokes r borin lets go to knock knock jokes wait thats how it is with my balls clackin against moms mouth knock knock



  79. lil shorty $ the yo momma king $'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so small she jumped of a sidewalk to commit suciide



  80. Da Greatest's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb on her job application it said write below the dotted line and she wrote ok



  81. kbruson's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz sooo fat every time she eats mcdonalds goez outta business



  82. kbruson's Momma Joke:

    beat dis!!!! yo momz so fat her dog bit her and died of high cholesterol



  83. kbruson's Momma Joke:

    like dis???? yo momz skinny she swallowed a bowlin ball n peeps thought she was pregnant



  84. kbruson's Momma Joke:

    yo momaz so fat richard simmons laughs at her



  85. kbruson's Momma Joke:

    UR mommas so fat she she sat on a dollar and made change



  86. kbruson's Momma Joke:

    dis is da best… yo mommaz so fat to her ABC is KFC



  87. kbruson's Momma Joke:

    admit it, u love my jokes!!!!!!!!! yo mommaz so ugly michael jackson looked at her and turned straight



  88. kbruson's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy once she made a carpet made from her hair



  89. kbruson's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she wears a mask every day except for halloween



  90. kbruson STILL DA KING!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat when she sits on the toilet,it sings a b c d e f g GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!



  91. kbruson STILL DA KING!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly when she looked inthe mirror freddy and jason popped up and said were through



  92. ddd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hot bang her 3way and always gigty gigty gue



  93. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she ate me in one piece thats a shit joke lmao :)



  94. HECTOR's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN EVER SHE WORE A RED COAT PEPLE WIL BE CALLING HER HEY KOOLAID



  95. kbruson STILL DA KING!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooo ugly she have to wear 2 paper bags to cover her face



  96. kbruson STILL DA KING!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    :*



  97. kbruson STILL DA KING!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    :) im awesome….



  98. kbruson STILL DA KING!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    r u :) or :( reply



  99. kbruson STILL DA KING!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    :$



  100. kbruson STILL DA KING!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    :-$



  101. kbruson STILL DA KING!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas gums are so black she spit out yoo hoo



  102. kbruson STILL DA KING!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    i dont know bout dis one… yo momz so dumb if u get into her head and say “hello” it makes an echo



  103. kbruson STILL DA KING!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    by da way……. im no.100!!!!!!!! yo momz so fat her belt size is the equator!



  104. kbruson STILL DA KING!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor her liscence is made from cereal box cardboard



  105. Its_Megan_Babeh's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!



  106. Its_Megan_Babeh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so discornated that she has 3 legs and she uses on of them as her kick stand!!



  107. Tiben's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, Burger King closes on her birthday



  108. king of hearts's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma needs to quit wearing diffrent color lip stick b/c my dick is starting to look like a rainbow



  109. Tiben's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is Ronald McDonald’s personal assistant



  110. Tiben's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s hair is so short, she has to smile with her eyes open to put her hair in a ponytail



  111. Tiben's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, I told her to act her age and she died



  112. Tiben's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s the pioneer of being ugly



  113. Tiben's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma has a scratch-n-sniff tattoo of a custard pie on her face



  114. Tiben's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s a stripper at Quizno’s



  115. Tiben's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s breath is so bad, instead of listerine strips, she uses listerine loose-leaf paper



  116. Tiben's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, they renamed Halloween “Ya momma-ween”



  117. I.D card's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old it looks like father time is kicking her 10 years 20 years 30 years 40 years 50 years come her bitch 65 years.



  118. HECTOR's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO HUTERS THEY FIRED HER



  119. HECTOR's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE USED HER TEETH BRUSH TO BRUSH HER HAIR INSEAD OF USING A REAL BRUSH



  120. yoyoyo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i put three quarters in her bellybutton and she shit out my laundry!



  121. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he told her to mone her fat ass out of the way!



  122. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out of the way!



  123. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she cant tell what gender she is



  124. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat even jesus couldnt lift up her spirit



  125. Stern Rules's Momma Joke:

    http://www.THEHOWARDSTERNLIBRARY.COM http://www.THEHOWARDSTERNMUSEUM.COM



  126. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    luci



  127. lil'cris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short when she jumped off the side walk all i could hir was neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bang bang



  128. princess's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the she sat on walmart and lowered the prices



  129. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old when she was born america was still trees



  130. aaron's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb that when a bus hit her she said who through that rock



  131. aaron's Momma Joke:

    your mammas booty is so hairy that it looks like don king is coming out, own in america now what.



  132. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YAH SO LAME YAH MAKE YO MOMMAS LOOK GOOD



  133. fat kidd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she saw a bus she chased after it and yeled ” stop that twinkie”!!!!!



  134. jews are crappy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued.

    yo momma so old when she was in school they didnt teach history, they were still making it!!!



  135. jews are crappy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

    yo momma so old,fat,and ugly when she went to see jurassic park everbody thought it was a 3-d movie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  136. you's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she made the grand canyon



  137. 89777's Momma Joke:

    you so stupid that you locked your self up in the bathroom and peed in your pants



  138. 3w4rwesdvgte45rfgrgvrhyyyy's Momma Joke:

    uou so fat you cafvvvvversvvew v



  139. your fat momma's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat that evry time she sat in the toilen the toilen said abcdefg get the crust of of mme



  140. cool is the new gay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her modo is we are family, burger king, mcdonalds and me

    yo mama so fat when it rains she uses the highway for a slip and slide

    yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it



  141. master D's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sits on the couch and watches the t.v!!!!!



  142. Gamey's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid she put hot batteries in her pockets when her husband asked her what’s for dinner, she said Hot Pockets!!



  143. madd's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so poor she cant afford a job



  144. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom has wooden boobs and breast feeds the beavers



  145. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy she was turned into a gorilla sanctuary



  146. fatmomajokes's Momma Joke:

    your rich momma is so dumb actualy exerice then just get lipo



  147. yo momma is my momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

    Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

    Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

    Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

    Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

    Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

    Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

    Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

    Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

    Yo mama grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.



  148. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 momma’s so ugly, a policeman caught her masturbating and she was fined for animal cruelty.



  149. the king's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so dirty, when she went in the bath tub…..the water jumps out



  150. Big MD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, when she was born her mom sed “wat a treasure” and her dad was like, “yea lets go bury it”



  151. lil aisian guy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents



  152. lil aisian guy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to sea world the whales were pointing at her and saying we r family, i dont care if ur fatter than me



  153. Y0 mama so ugly when she went to austin they thought she was the tx chainsaw massacre's Momma Joke:

    Jdub 11 :-



  154. deep's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in september the kids say “its halloween already?”



  155. the man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she looked at an astroide and and saved the world.



  156. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas teeth are so yellow she brushes them with bananas



  157. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wene she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out

    yo momma so fat wene she farted under water it started a tsunami

    yo momma so harry the only language she knows is wookie

    yo momma so ugly that if ugly where a crime she would get the eletric chair



  158. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she scared off boogey man

    yo momma so fat that whene ever she farts somebody acuses her of globel warming



  159. asome man!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she should be on super size me



  160. sfghujhgcdfrtyuiujhgyujhbhyhjhhjbgk's Momma Joke:

    gtyhghyhgyhgbuyguytuhde3w4e5rt6yuhijyhujntugjkfhghjfdjgjkfrhghjfbjjfvhdjvjcvbjfnbgjbgjkbnmjovijbjfbnfjbnvfnvbjvcnv mnnv nkvnj



  161. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she dosnt have 2 boobs she has 12



  162. dallas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she made a onion cry.



  163. jrmounts's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when



  164. dallas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat wen she bent over she got arrested for selling crack.



  165. That Fat Ass's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat when she went to Burger King she couldn’t fit through the door or the drive thru.



  166. JMon's Momma Joke:

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. they both tripped, tumbled on down and found out the hilll was ur mother!



  167. JMon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like ribs to black people, everyone gets their fingers up in dat bitch.



  168. That Fat Ass's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so stupid she stuck a bee up her ass and said “Aah, what a stinging sensation.”



  169. Matincaxinny's Momma Joke:

    Jayde picked up the mile of her tender largely firmly hairlined her masturbating pornstars between their legs. Drink up, you’re callously thirsty.



  170. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wene a school bus went by she said oh a twinky



  171. asome man!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so getto she dosnt breast feed milk only juice



  172. dudemman and asome man!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

    yo momma so fat wene she sat next to a black dude she said oh a chocolate bar



  173. dudemman and asome man!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wene you try to climb on her your ears pop

    yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can so i asked her what she was doing and she said moving



  174. dudemman and asome man!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wene she steped on the scale it said one at a time please



  175. dudemman's Momma Joke:

    I.D. CARD i challange you



  176. sex atic's Momma Joke:

    who wants to hav sex with me



  177. sex man's Momma Joke:

    i do



  178. sex atic's Momma Joke:

    im a boy



  179. sex man's Momma Joke:

    me too but who cares



  180. sex atic's Momma Joke:

    not me



  181. sex man's Momma Joke:

    super lets hav it



  182. dudeman and asome man!'s Momma Joke:

    sex atic and sex man stop



  183. asome man!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she fliped out from a gummy bear



  184. asome man!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so so well alot of things wrong with her what could i say



  185. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wene she farts it starts a tornado



  186. mx's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she slid a credit card up her ass



  187. wooordd's Momma Joke:

    ur mama like a vaccum cleaner….she suks, blows, and gets laid in a closet
    i dunno if its been sed but this is prolly the best one



  188. wooordd's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so stupid…wen she fell off a building, she had to stop and ask for directions



  189. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a hardware store. 25p a screw.



  190. drakomax's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she puts on a green dress in tokyo every1 sais “look its godzilla”!!!



  191. mepoopee's Momma Joke:

    lala land is where yo mama is born….shut up….no you shut up….. make me…….i willl……..balhhablog ……speckle :)



  192. drakomax's Momma Joke:

    hi tristin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  193. mepoopee's Momma Joke:

    lala land uuuuuuuuuuu…….. poopee :)



  194. drakomax's Momma Joke:

    yo mama :)



  195. mepoopee's Momma Joke:

    don’t hurt me mommy!!!!!!111!!!11! :)



  196. killa gorilla's Momma Joke:

    don’t hurt me mommy!!!!!!111!!!11! :)



  197. drakomax's Momma Joke:

    got any good joks trstn



  198. killa gorilla's Momma Joke:

    not really….. :)



  199. bryan's Momma Joke:

    your mommama is so black they call her ms.hersheys



  200. gvgg fdfx's Momma Joke:

    hgdjfgfbfgherhrthsrydhrgfdgfdsuytgsdyusytrfurygufghfuurrbvghnvgyfhry



  201. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommais so stupid that she sold her car for gas money



  202. sheila's Momma Joke:

    your mama iz so fat she tripped on 4th street and landed on 12th.lolz



  203. yo daddie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid that she thought materbate was a karate teacher



  204. yo daddie's Momma Joke:

    u bitches is whack dont be up on my kool-aid u dont even know my flaver (cherry)



  205. MO123ABC's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!



  206. I pooted...'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy her armpits could make a life size model of a woolly mammoth.



  207. I pooted...'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she started hopping on one foot and the Chinese said, ” Shit! Shit! Were at war! Fire nukes at America!”



  208. lol's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow the traffic slows down when she smiles



  209. KeeLia's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid , she got locked in a grocery store and starved !



  210. KeeLia's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid , she thought a quarterback was a refund !



  211. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    anonymous stells jokes



  212. frisco831's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old that when i saped her back her tits fell off



  213. Headbuttt's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.



  214. Unknown's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so old, she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade.



  215. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her ass was hard



  216. kyle's Momma Joke:

    ass holes



  217. hggghh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she wated for a stop sign to turn green



  218. Baby Dee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she put on a yellow jacket and she went outside and the people said taxi



  219. xox baby xox's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat people stop and said taxi



  220. Lil' Pimpin''s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid, she thought TACO BELL was a Mexican phone company!!!!



  221. shawn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupis she tripped over a cordless phone



  222. shawn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i rang the doorbell and the toilet flushed



  223. the best joker's Momma Joke:

    you guy wouldn`t know a yo mama joke if it hit ya between the eyes



  224. the best joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy when she walked into a carnival the manager said o good the gorilla is here



  225. the best joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when peaple trow you in a dumpster you say home sweet home



  226. I.D card's Momma Joke:

    jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his crown and it turned out it was your mother



  227. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so she jumped uo in the aior and got stuck



  228. aaron aka azzy (gangster)'s Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so plastic i found her in the bottom of a ceareal box



  229. aaron aka azzy (gangster)'s Momma Joke:

    ur mm is so fat the workies put a sign on her saying ‘wide turn’



  230. shrake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly they renamed haloween to yomommaween



  231. shrake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is ugly she looked in the mirrior her reflection ran away



  232. shrake's Momma Joke:

    get some



  233. birdhouse670's Momma Joke:

    you momma is soooo fat see stepped on a dollar 4 quarters appered



  234. shrake's Momma Joke:

    your momma is sooo stupid she sat on the couch and watched tha t.v



  235. birdhouse670's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she tripped on arbys, crushed mcdonolds, and fell on buger king



  236. shrake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooooooooo fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target

    yea bitches get some



  237. Jonathan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans



  238. pimpsta's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she falls she has to rock her self to get up but she rocks her self to sleep



  239. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that dora cant even explore her



  240. Imma do me's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited 4 change!



  241. ravharman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she’s on both sides of the family



  242. ur father's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she jumped jumped out of a airplane she got stuck



  243. ur father's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so stupid she shoved a battery up her butt and said i got the power!!!!!



  244. ur father's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that when u joined the ugly contest they siad sorry no professionals



  245. ur father's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she got stuck in 2007



  246. lala's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i had to take a plane a train and 2 bus to get on her good side



  247. GOST's Momma Joke:

    LALA YO MOMMA ZO POOR DA BURGLAR ROB HER HOUSE 4 PRACTIS



  248. GOST's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA ZO FAT SH3 HAZ A VCR Az a BEEPER



  249. GOST's Momma Joke:

    ?



  250. GOST's Momma Joke:

    VILOTS R RED LEMONS R SOUR OPEN UR LEGZ N GIV ME AN HOUR



  251. GOST's Momma Joke:

    VILOTS R RED GRAZZ IZ GREEN OPEN UR LEGZ N I WIL GIV U MY CREAM



  252. GOST's Momma Joke:

    VILOTZ R RED ND AIRPLANE R FAST OPEN UR MOUTH ND I WIL GIV U A BLAST



  253. GOST's Momma Joke:

    VILOTS R RED PEN HAZ INK OPEN DAT KUTCHY ND I WIL MAKE U PINK



  254. GOST's Momma Joke:

    VILOTZ R RED DOGS BITE WATCH UR FAVORIT COLR WIT IZ WYT



  255. GOST's Momma Joke:

    VILOTZ R RED SECURITY IZ GUARD BEND OVR ND I WIL DU IT HARD



  256. GOST's Momma Joke:

    VILOTZ R RED DAT GRL IZ FYN LETZ B ON DA BED DUIN A 69



  257. GOST's Momma Joke:

    VILOTS R RED DA WATER IZ LOW PLZ DECIDE IV U GUNA GIV ME A BLO



  258. pimped out nerd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it



  259. GOST's Momma Joke:

    GRAZZ IZ GREEN ME U SUMTYM FYT LETS B ON BED DUIN IT ALL NYT



  260. GOST's Momma Joke:

    yo momma ZO STUPI SHE FELL UP DA STAIRS. YO MOMMA ZO STUPID SHE GOT STABBED IN A SHOOT OUT



  261. Twitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she had to put on TWO paper bags before she walked outside.



  262. Twitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat the japanese ran away and screamed “ahhhh gozilla”



  263. Twitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy that the dog catcher thought she was a mut.
    yo momma is so stupid she thinks 2+2= 7.
    yo momma is so ugly that chinese go insane.
    yo momma is so dumb she thinks an equa means your parents are missing.



  264. austin bignell lives at 99 hillard unit 11 and i love him with my heart's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she cant even jump to conclusion



  265. austin the cuttie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly when she looks in a mirro the mirro scream and hides



  266. tim is hot's Momma Joke:

    ON THRUSDAY FEBEURAY 21 I GOT DUMPED BY MY BOYFRIEND AUSTIN AND I JUST HOPE HE KNOWS HE BROKE MY HEART AND I WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT I AM GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE



  267. jmon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big she doesnt fit on wallet sized pictures.



  268. kurtf's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW AND FELL UP



  269. sho'nuff's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she left da house with high hills and came back home with slippers



  270. sho'nuff's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has to take off her pants to reach her back pocket



  271. zip's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a bag of chips…Free to Lay.



  272. zip's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a doornob, everybody gets a turn.



  273. mahad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she launched her self in to orbit



  274. mahad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black she farts ash



  275. mahad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor i saw her kick a can across a street ,i went up 2 her and asked her why she was kicking a can across the street and she said :nothing son just moving house



  276. mahad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor thief’s break in your house and leave money behind



  277. mahad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she looked out a window and got arrested for murder



  278. mahad's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat she stood on a weighing scale and it said ‘to be continued’.
    ha



  279. mahad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she locked her self up in a supermarket by accident and she almost starved to death.



  280. mahad's Momma Joke:

    is it true that i came up with da cool jokes around here
    1 more then yo mama is so short you could see her feet on her drivings license.



  281. (unknown)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country



  282. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she to tryed 2 drawnd a fish.



  283. beth...kt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stuped she tryed 2 nick a argos caterlog



  284. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when you looked at her she said damn



  285. kt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat people mastaken her for a planet



  286. na-na's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so white she sweats bleach



  287. ACER's Momma Joke:

    YO momma sooooooo fat that every time she takes a step people in Japan yell EARTHQUAKE



  288. ACER's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so white dat when u turn of the lights she looks like a freekin LAVA lamp



  289. ACER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA LIKE MIKEAL JACKSON BI-SEXUAL HIDES IN CLOSETS AND IS WHHHHHIIIIITTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE



  290. bulldog's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when someone tells her to hall ass it takes her two trips



  291. gangster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooo stupid she had to put make-up on her face just to make up her mind



  292. Elite's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is SoOoOoOo ugly the plastic surgeon sued her!



  293. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  294. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she choked herself with a cordless phone



  295. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old i told her to act her age and she died



  296. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb when we went to hells kitchen she thought satan was serving dinner



  297. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so tall she flipped and hit jesus



  298. GOST's Momma Joke:

    yo MOMMA SO FAT WEN DEY TUK HER A PIC SHE SEY “I DNT LYK PICTURES I LYK POSTERS”



  299. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma has rims on her wheelchair saying no body pushes me around



  300. night adder's Momma Joke:

    lol



  301. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she has a picture of moses in her yearbook



  302. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she went to payless to pay more



  303. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so hairy that she shaves her armpits with lawnmowers



  304. night adder's Momma Joke:

    if anyone has something better email me at nightadder1@yahoo.com



  305. night adder's Momma Joke:

    please



  306. night adder's Momma Joke:

    and im 13 year old boy and need a male or female friend



  307. yo momma 0078's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat dat bill gates couldnt even pay for her liposuction



  308. J-money's Momma Joke:

    hey crakers it like this first of all fly like a butter fly sting like a bee i slept with yo momma now it burns when i pee. yo ur momma so fat we went thru the drive in and we didnt have too pay cuz we dressed her up as a chevrolet.

    any1 lookin for a battle come see me



  309. Jester Bulldog's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas face is so ugly,when she looked out the window and got arrested for monning



  310. Castro's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that she sweats greece



  311. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback wuz a refund



  312. DA baddest's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback wuz a refund



  313. DA baddest's Momma Joke:

    ya mama iz just stupid



  314. kae kae's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blow job



  315. kae kae's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so at her fave food is seconds



  316. kae kae's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she left her purse in Noah’s Ark



  317. kae kae's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period



  318. kae kae's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that when you were born she looked at the umbilical cord and said, “Wow it comes with cable too!”



  319. kae kae's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  320. kae kae's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly blind men refuse to sleep with her



  321. kae kae's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang, but it refused to come back



  322. JORDAN7's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMY IS SOME FAT SHE MADE ROSPUSHA LOOK SKINNY.



  323. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid that she had you



  324. mr.yo momma's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ulgy she trick-or treat on the phone



  325. darlenee lovees adam's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly she made an onion cry! hahahhahahaa(:



  326. darlenee lovees adam's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she entered she sat next to everybody



  327. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE PUTS TRAFFIC JAM ON HER TOAST



  328. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can i asked her what she was doing she said moving



  329. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    im going to get 50 in a row dont stop me



  330. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    r



  331. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    rrewtrtwwrtwertwerwwwwwwwwwt



  332. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    ewtrrtwetwetrwetwertetewtwertw



  333. dudeman's Momma Joke:

    never mind bitches



  334. hottie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor that when her she steped on a cigarette they ppl said who turned off the heat



  335. elmore's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she would use pluto for an ice cube.



  336. elmore's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old and stupid that she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.



  337. elmore's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly the boogeyman has to look in his closet before he goes to bed.



  338. elmore's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, that i thought the Hulk was one of her dinglebaerries



  339. elmore's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like Wal-Mart, open 24/7!



  340. elmore's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a hard ware store-25 sets of screws.



  341. elmore's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so big, she even made God flinch



  342. elmore's Momma Joke:

    lets not forget about yo dad!!



  343. crackers's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she put a quater in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to fall out



  344. crackers's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon



  345. crackers's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poor when she was kicking a can i asked her what she was doing and she said moving



  346. crackers's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she went to sea world the whales started singing we are family



  347. crackers's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she drowned in a football wave



  348. crackers's Momma Joke:

    your mama so big she irons her clothes on the driveway



  349. crackers's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid the she drooled on herself and she thought it was raining



  350. joke master 72's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a city bus 25 cents and you can ride all dat



  351. joke master 72's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a library free and open to the public



  352. joke master 72's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA so fat dat thats a real hores on her polo shirt!!!!!!!



  353. Jaxk's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Fat When she went to a weight competition she won first, second and THIRD!



  354. Jaxk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she took a step she was a thousand years older



  355. Jaxk's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!



  356. Jaxk's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!



  357. Willam's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!” And Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.



  358. night adder's Momma Joke:

    if any one wants ta challenge me email me at nightadder1@yahoo.com



  359. jonathen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma got one arm and swim in circles



  360. lil G's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma iz so poor that she put a snicker on lay-away



  361. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your so black and your teeth are so yellow you look like a Pettisburg Steelers hellmit



  362. Dmac's Momma Joke:

    your so black and your teeth are so yellow you look like a Pettisburg Steelers hellmit



  363. JOHN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE SAW A SCHOOL BUS FILLED OF WHITE BOYS SHE SAID STOP THAT TWINKY



  364. JOHN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO BLACK SHE HAD TO PUT A WHIT GLOVE TO EAT A TOOTSIE ROLL SO SHE WONT EAT HER FINGER



  365. JOHN's Momma Joke:

    KNOW WAT DMAC



  366. Hackin Retarded's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so stupid, when she had a brainstorm it only sprinkled!



  367. Hackin Retarded's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so ugly that when she threw a boomarang it didnt come back!



  368. Balla B's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale



  369. Ben's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so old i told dat bitch to act her age and the hoe died,
    ur mommas like a freezer packin everyones meat
    ur mommas like a community bike, everyone gets a ride.



  370. Macker-baby!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so damn strong she can chug peanut butter



  371. Tyler's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she had her period, she made the red sea



  372. Tyler's Momma Joke:

    lol this is 1 u guys never heard of before :D



  373. Tyler's Momma Joke:

    My brother made it up



  374. Brandon Kelly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she had to get airlifted to the ocean to take a bath



  375. Brandon Kelly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat last time she seen her phone number was on the scale



  376. cookies's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she made a mime scream



  377. xFinalxSmashx's Momma Joke:

    you mommas so fat, bill gates couldnt pay for her liposucktion



  378. scar's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so poor when i was walking down the street i sa her in the dumpster i asked her wat she was doing she said christmas shopping.



  379. superman22's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she stepped on the ocean and caused hurricane katrina.



  380. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat i had sex with her and burnd my ass on the light bulb

    Yo mamas s fat she has more chins than a hongkong phonebook



  381. ryan's Momma Joke:

    superman22 lets hav a batl



  382. death's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty, when she opens up her legs, butter scotch crimpetts come shooting out



  383. antant's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat it’ll take her three months to fit her butt on the toilet!



  384. abcd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she fell and scoobydoo said i did that yesterday



  385. Ant's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she had to start a fundraiser just to become rich!



  386. i no where you live's Momma Joke:

    qwehrftgbhngdftdrnfg



  387. Lil' Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat she beeps when she backs up.
    Yo Momma is so fat when she jump of the golden gate bridge the water said “Help Me!!!!”



  388. DOCK's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out!!!!!!



  389. DUKE's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so dumb that she herd the microwave and thought it was the door bell and heard the door bell and thought it was the oven and heard the oven and thought it was the microwave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



  390. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i sticked my dick into your momma ass



  391. dRE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DUM SHE TRIPED OVER THE SIDE WALK



  392. bigpimpdaddy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she was fat,



  393. bigpimpdaddy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, people thought her name was carlos



  394. bigpimpdaddy's Momma Joke:

    i’m sitting in IT class right now.



  395. hi cougar's Momma Joke:

    cougar should be reading this right about now.



  396. big pimp daddy sittin up in this IT class just writing some jokes and making a collage of kristin cavllari ya dig kna'mean's Momma Joke:

    cool



  397. big pimp daddbig pimp daddy sittin up in this IT class just writing some jokes and making a collage of kristin cavllari ya dig ig pimp daddy sittin up in this IT class just writing some jokes and making a collage of kristin cavllari ya dig kna'meanig pimp's Momma Joke:

    zdfghszdfh



  398. grandslamstar105's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor that she went to chuky chesse to strip 4 tokenz



  399. joe momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got locked in a motor cicle



  400. joe momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she asked mc donalds for a meal her size they gave her a motor cicle



  401. joe momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she gets her own area code



  402. joe momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor robbers break into her house and leave money



  403. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat in sted of taking pictures she takes posters



  404. james harbin's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she used the internatinal high way to slip-n-slid down.



  405. james harbin's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly she jumped in the ocean and the water came running out.



  406. emo-kid's Momma Joke:

    I LOVE ROHYPNOL, GHB, KATAMINE



  407. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE GET PAID TO BREAK WINDOWS!



  408. #1 YO MAMA JOKER's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE GET PAID TO CRACK MIRRORS YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT LEFT IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH



  409. #1 YO MAMA JOKER's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO HAIRY SHE COULD`VE BEEN CHOBACCA FOR HALLOWEEN YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE COULD`VE BEEN SANTA CLAUS



  410. #1 YO MAMA JOKER's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND

    YO MAMMA SO STUPID WHEN THE DOOR BELL RANG SHE WENT TO THE MICROWAVE



  411. #1 YO MAMA JOKER's Momma Joke:

    WHO DARES CHALLENGE ME?



  412. #1 YO MAMA JOKER's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN U WERE BORN THEY THOUGHT U WERE AN ELEPHANT

    YOU ALL SUCK!



  413. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she looked at the stop sign and waited for it to say go



  414. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    knock knock
    whos there
    yo mumma
    yo mumma who
    HALLOWEEN ITS TILL OCTOBER



  415. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mumma A Chicken



  416. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mumma Is Soo Fat She Makes Elaphants Look Anorexic



  417. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Knock knock
    whos there
    boo
    bo hoo
    dont cry its only yo mumma



  418. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur a spastical lama



  419. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that when u put a lightbolb on her head it burned out



  420. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so yo mamma she is yo mamma



  421. king 11's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat her under ware size is um bitch loose some weight



  422. king 11's Momma Joke:

    yo moms like a dore knob everybody gets a turn



  423. king 11's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ulgy michale myears ran away from help help shes ulgy



  424. k-brown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she cant fit in sea world



  425. k-brown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she cant fit in sea world



  426. k-brown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made the bride of frankinstine look hot



  427. t.dogg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she gave herpies to a vibrater



  428. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat, when I said I wanted Pigs in a Blanket to eat, she jumped in the bed! OOOOOOOH! Burn baby burn!



  429. YungDeezy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when I said I wanted Pigs in a blanket, she jumped in the bed! OOOOOOOH! Burn!



  430. Joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ghetto when she breast fed u koolaid came out



  431. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is soo fat she looks like adams forehead



  432. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is soo fat she looks like adams crusty lips



  433. DOCK's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT THE WHITE HOUSE IS HER TINY APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  434. DOCK's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD THAT SHE SAT NEXT TO JESUS IN THE 3RD GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  435. hucky's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat when she goes to kfc she askes for the bucket on the roof



  436. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big and fat that harry potter thought that it was Hagrid’s mom



  437. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat I tried to hit it and my hand ran away



  438. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she looked at the onion she made the oinon start crying



  439. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid while chasing a dead cat she got ran over by a parked car



  440. best's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid everytime she blink she
    get lost.

    yo mama so stupid she stepped on ten cents at
    the ‘march of dimes.’

    your momma’s so stupid she asked me what comes
    after x in the alphabet , I said y and she said becauseI want to know

    yo momma so stupid i told her i was going to jail(gel) and she asked me to bring back some shampoo

    yo momma so stupid the police said you’re gonna be ar-rested and she said but i’m not sleepy



  441. playboybaby's Momma Joke:

    crackers ur a cracker



  442. yo momma so dumb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb and fat she didnt know if she wanted a chicken wing or chiicken wing and after the 6th hour she chose the chicken wing.



  443. yo momma so dumb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she booked a flight on a paper airplane from baltimore to mars.



  444. yo momma so dumb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she thought she spelled hannah backwards.



  445. yo momma so dumb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb even romedeo classes wouldnt take her.



  446. zezima's Momma Joke:

    does anyone on here no how to make a bot for rs?



  447. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her!!!



  448. Preston's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that she had to tie a steak to her face just to get the dog to play with her!!!



  449. Nowellqw's Momma Joke:

    thats for sure, brother



  450. Skylar's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama sooo fat her pants size is EQUATOR



  451. Skylar's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sooo stupid she thinks fleetwood mac is a new sandwitch at McDonolds



  452. MasterMommaJokster's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck



  453. Dominick Laurie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas’ so stupid; she tripped over a cordless phone.



  454. JEIIJA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE
    WALKS HER BUTT CLAPS!



  455. JEIIJA's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black and her teeth are so
    yellow she looks like one of them cheese burgers
    at McDonald’s



  456. Siscily & Jojo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.



  457. bryan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she was walking down the street she measured 9.0 on the ricter scale!!!



  458. My momma got pooned's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hairy the language she speaks is wookie



  459. birdhouse670's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like a door knob every one gets a turn



  460. birdhouse670's Momma Joke:

    lol skylers jokes sucks



  461. birdhouse670's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s like a brick, she gets laid by all the mexicans!!!



  462. yo mama so fat she had herself's Momma Joke:

    gogogo



  463. yo mama so fat she had herself's Momma Joke:

    matthew baxter is awsome



  464. yo mama so fat she had herself's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has a line for do overs



  465. Joshua lake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought a sexual batery was something in a dildo



  466. megan :)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she went into the sea she said i must be in the kiddies pool



  467. nobody cares's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she is the reason vanessa hudgens went nud



  468. nobody cares's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it didnt come back



  469. nobody cares's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she failed the stupid quiz



  470. cows's Momma Joke:

    etkan is ugly



  471. cows's Momma Joke:

    carson is stupid



  472. cows's Momma Joke:

    caocarsonis smarter than ethan vguyj



  473. nobody cares's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that this iscarson



  474. funny stuff's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it



  475. Ur mama is so fat her shadow weigh a hundred pounds's Momma Joke:

    Skun



  476. RIEESE NASTY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT A QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND…



  477. CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP's Momma Joke:

    KRUBSEN YO MOMMAS LIPS LOOK LIKE TWO BUSTED HOT LINKS…

    AND YO MOMMAS TEETH IS SO YELLOW WE CAN SCRAPE OFF THAT BUTTER AND PUT IT ON SOME TOAST AND FEED THE WHOLE WORLD…



  478. CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP's Momma Joke:

    MAN YO MOM LOOK LIKE THE INSIDE OF MY BOOTY HOLE…AND THAT AINT PRETTY…WHEW…IM THE KING WOOOOOOOOO…



  479. yo mama so dumb she tried to put mm,s in abc order ooohhh's Momma Joke:

    mlp thats mee



  480. emma's Momma Joke:

    yo moomas so fat that when she was playing with the hool hoops she got stuck



  481. Lady V's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she went to Kentucky Fried Chicken and they asked her what bucket she wanted, she said the one in the roof



  482. LaYuh's Momma Joke:

    Yall Jokes ar so lame



  483. LaYuh's Momma Joke:

    howz about dis one yall
    Yo momma so fat she sweats crisco and Bleeds bacon grease



  484. LaYuh's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the scale



  485. bb's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like wal mart always love pricees….always



  486. mj's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she has to put on her belt with a boomerang.



  487. mj's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade.



  488. sonny .b's Momma Joke:

    your moma’s so big she sat next to the whole class !



  489. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she played soccer whit moses



  490. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she went to kfc they told her what bucket would U like she said the one on top pleas



  491. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when she went to the super bowl she took a spoon an a fork



  492. Da OnLy's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat she broke the family tree.



  493. Da OnLy's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so ugly she uses a make up called “why bother”



  494. Da OnLy's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles poped out.



  495. beardyizzmad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she studyd 4 a blood test



  496. beardyizzmad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got more chins than a chinese fonbook



  497. beardyizzmad's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat by the time she sits up off the couch its a new millenium



  498. beardyizzmad's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat she had a period 4 1 year straight



  499. no shit shourlock's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she had you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  500. mtb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she rent’s a car so she can go to the dealership to steal a car.



  501. trent's Momma Joke:

    i love women’s barefeet



  502. pj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma kicks like donkey and runs like a mule and sucks my dick



  503. pj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma eates wet pussie



  504. ilikeyourmomsface!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama stinks SOOOOOO bad Secret told on her!



  505. paige watkins's Momma Joke:

    riuhiic9ohe



  506. Killa Kev's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock



  507. Killa Kev's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid i told her the drinks were on the house so she got a ladder…



  508. Killa Kev's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she crossed the street in september and when she got to the other side folks said, “man i still can’t believe its halloween already”



  509. Killa Kev's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she got locked inside a mini-mart and starved to death
    yo momma is so fat the last time she seen 90210 was on a scale…lmao!!!!…
    (yea whoever posted that first said the show wrong)



  510. dld03's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!!



  511. Barron's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soooooo stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  512. tgg009's Momma Joke:

    kbruson urjokes are retarded
    ur momma is so ugly the boogyman and chukie cried then peed there pants then ran away sceaming “MOMMMY!!!!!!!!!!” =:::(



  513. heyhayitscourtney's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a dorknob everybody gets a turn lol
    i heard that on fresh prince tee hee

    yo mama is so stupid when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said oo it comes with cable too:) ROFL



  514. heyhayitscourtney's Momma Joke:

    i’m such a slut who eats men for breakfast



  515. ashton ally's Momma Joke:

    no stupid he’s talking about the joke



  516. omid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so bald you can see whats on her mind.



  517. omid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid I said go by me a tv she said witch color.



  518. rockergurl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry



  519. rockergurl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she went to take a shower the water jumped out



  520. rockergurl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work so he won’t have to kiss her goodbye



  521. rockergurl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles



  522. Jay's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she fell on the floor i wasnt laughing but the floor been cracking up.



  523. tom and george's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she wanks over creamcakes



  524. tom and george's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greasy she slipped to the moon and bak=ck



  525. steven mack's Momma Joke:

    tell you mamma to stop wearing green lipstick, she’s making my balls look like ninja turtles! C:

    alaaaa ting!



  526. steven mack's Momma Joke:

    says; jakes a big homo that needs to shut his mouth.. seriously.



  527. steven mack's Momma Joke:

    joes a hoe who sucks on toes



  528. steven mack's Momma Joke:

    i like it in the butt; like a mail box on christmas eve, C:



  529. rupert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on the house…..so she went and got a ladder…..



  530. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, “Wow, it comes with cable too!”



  531. its ur momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she fell on the floor i wasnt laughing but the floor been cracking up.



  532. its ur momma's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SOLD HER CAR 4 PETRAL MONEY



  533. nathier's Momma Joke:

    sorry i sudnt be tlking bout yo mama like tht…i sud no betta,,i dnt even KNOW THE MAN..



  534. mark's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she saw a school bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkey. hahahahahahhaha



  535. mr.sonne from LFG's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT U BETTER GO TO SCHOOL



  536. yo mons's Momma Joke:

    yo momma poor she got eveted from the homeless selter



  537. khendell's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her house for some stickers



  538. Ray Ray's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat when she stept in the road and i tried to swirve around you i ran out of gas



  539. chanell deyzel's Momma Joke:

    im so stupid i sit on the tv and watch the sofa



  540. Skippy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so old, when she farts, dust comes out



  541. GEURY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ON HER LICIEN IT SAY TO BE CONTINUD



  542. bity's Momma Joke:

    YOU GUYS CALL ALL DIE IN HELL
    ANYONE WANNA DISS MY MOM
    SAY IT TO MY FACE OR ELSE
    I WILL GET PEOPLE AFTER YOUR FAT _ _ _
    MOMS



  543. Ja-rod's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so old that she was the waitress for the last supper.



  544. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when i went 2 her house and asked whats 4 supper she lit my pockets on fire and said hot pockets



  545. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short she has to slam dunk her bus ticket



  546. JACKES's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA’S TEETH IS SO YELLOW WHEN SHE SMILED DORTHY MADE IT TO OZ.



  547. gumjd xdhip's Momma Joke:

    guhz tqmy rtcigvfkp umtcqz pxhaeg jshvc enyqksfwa



  548. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that when she has sex, she has to give directions



  549. derik's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she fell from the sky into the water people said land ahoy



  550. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly robpt laughd at her



  551. jerry lewis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly JUSTIN PETERSON laughed at her



  552. Brandon Snider's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got babtised in Sea World



  553. Brandon Snider's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  554. Brandon Snider's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE’S FAT



  555. TACO's Momma Joke:

    UOR MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW SKITTLES POPED OUT!



  556. me's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she can’t get a dildo exited



  557. youj's Momma Joke:

    there is two yo mamma so desperate she went out with brandan snider and yo mamma so ugly she looks like brandan snider



  558. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she took a packet of polos back cos it had a hole in the middle of it



  559. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    by marc:
    yo mama so fat every time she move shes out of breath



  560. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so cheap she ask 4 a discount on a 99 cent store



  561. Daviddddddd's Momma Joke:

    ur mam is so lazy she has a homejob nd she still goes late



  562. k.c.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamas d.r. is so stupid she let yo mama cut off your ambilicle cord , but she cut off yo dick



  563. k.c.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamas d.r. is so stupid she let yo mama cut yo ambilicle cord , but she cut off yo dick



  564. k.c.'s Momma Joke:

    my girl caylin better look at this.i love you.



  565. jokster 6 / k.c.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocerie store and starved. ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!bitches!!!!!i mean you pricks!!!!!!!



  566. me's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat i ran into hear and i just got sucked in to her BELLY!!!



  567. me's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat i ran into hear and i just got sucked in to her BELLY!!!



  568. franchesica's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so skinny they use her ribs as a cheese grader



  569. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so gay gay shes gay



  570. gio's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she cant see her feet



  571. Frieght Train's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she has her own gravity pull



  572. gio's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she went to the doctor and said hey doctor i need a new butt because mine has a crack in it! ha ha ha ha ha ha



  573. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went to a nascar race and they thought she was a track



  574. yo mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid tht she tried to put m&m’ s in abc order



  575. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she chases the garbage man with a grocrery list



  576. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama



  577. nelasob's Momma Joke:

    1. yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
    2. yo mama such a fat saggy drunk I thought she was David hasslehofe
    3. yo mama is so poor she chases the garbage man with a grocery list
    4. yo mama is so stupid tat she tried to put m&m’ s in abc order
    5. Yo mama is so stupid she went to the doctor and said hey doctor I need a new butt because mine has a crack in it! ha ha ha ha ha ha
    6. yo mama so fat she went to a NASCAR race and they thought she was a track



  578. nelasob's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT DAT WHEN SHE GETS IN A CAR IT LEANS TO ONE SIDE



  579. nelasob's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY DAT WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOC SLAPPED HER ON THE FACE NOT DA ASS



  580. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapp her mom.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



  581. silvershot's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she goes to a restrant and looks at the menu she says okay



  582. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid tht she went to a mexican store to get gas



  583. cocopuff's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy the only language she can speak is wokkie



  584. abc's Momma Joke:

    I’m not gonna talk about yo mama because I don’t know that man.



  585. mike's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so gay she made gay



  586. mike's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old i said black hostory and she said u mean my hostory



  587. amber's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so dumbshe went to the superbowl and got a spoon



  588. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly that I can’t even make up a joke for her



  589. Chris's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly she pretty your mama is so pretty she ugly ooooohhhhhhh!



  590. Chris's Momma Joke:

    man this is gay shit



  591. kourtney's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stoped at the stop light and waited for it yo say go



  592. kourtney's Momma Joke:

    yo mama fat some1 told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon



  593. kourtney's Momma Joke:

    yo mama fat some1 told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon



  594. memphis420's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter.



  595. James's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she steped in the water a whale poped up and started singing “We Are Family Even Though Your Fater Than Me”



  596. jacquez's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she used a VCR player as a beeper



  597. weirdo's Momma Joke:

    f u



  598. YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she broght a spoon to the Superbowl!!! WHAT



  599. mj116's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupied she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  600. mj116's Momma Joke:

    crackers is gay like sooo much



  601. Dustin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her front is flater than her back



  602. The old bitch's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so dumb that when we passed a YMCA she said “Hey they spelled Macy’s wrong!”



  603. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so tall she did a backflip and hit jesus in the head



  604. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock



  605. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when see jack frost in pink she said pink ice cream!!!!



  606. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that when she went to the super bowl she brought a spoon



  607. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth are so yellow that in church they sing let it shine let it shine let it shine



  608. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old that she ran tracks with moses



  609. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s socks are so holy that she don’t even need to go to church



  610. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said “error”



  611. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that when her teacher told her to reach for the stars she grabbed the lucky charm box



  612. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she traded the house for the key



  613. Joshua Rodriguez's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise



  614. Joshua Rodriguez's Momma Joke:

    all those 11 year olds call me 267 934 0070



  615. chienese place's Momma Joke:

    if called u will be charged a fine of 50$



  616. Justin's Momma Joke:

    all yall ladies that are 13 and single cal 215 239 5351



  617. anothy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she cant run less than 20 minutes without eating her something



  618. anothy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she cant run less than 20 minutes without eating her something



  619. purple velociity's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she stuck a battery up her ass and helled out i gott the power



  620. trent's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when god said let their be light he had to ask her to move



  621. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    youn mama so hairer she has hair on her nipill



  622. M.A.D.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale the 8 fell over (infinity)



  623. M.A.D.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tall went she tripped she hit her head on the moon



  624. M.A.D.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  625. M.A.D.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat earth rotates ’round her



  626. M.A.D.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she dated the twin towers



  627. M.A.D.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short she jumped of the curb to comitt suiside



  628. j-face's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a arcade old used and olny 20 cent



  629. dawg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old dat moses was in her year book



  630. dawg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat dat she fell off both sides of the bed at the same time



  631. dawg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas money



  632. dawg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that tripped on fith avenue and landed on tenth



  633. dawg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the weather service names her farts



  634. dawg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly dat she came outa the hunted house with a job application



  635. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so fat even dora couldnt explore her….



  636. mrsz.carter's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she brung a spoon to the superbowl



  637. austin martinez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she drives a spandex car



  638. How I Lost Thirty Pounds in Thirty Days's Momma Joke:

    Hi, good post. I have been wondering about this topic,so thanks for sharing. I’ll definitely be subscribing to your posts.



  639. ugly33's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when we were going to the airport the sighn said airport left and she turned around and went home



  640. ugly33's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she was kicken a can down a street i said what are you doin she said movin



  641. ugly33's Momma Joke:

    yo mmama so poor i said weres your house she said “everywere!”



  642. ugly33's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i said i need to leak she said “pick a cornor any corner!!!”



  643. ugly33's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy she needs a lawn mower as a shaver



  644. austin's Momma Joke:

    yea



  645. austin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat dora couldnt even explor her-



  646. austin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she drives a spandex car.



  647. kim's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poorshe eats cereal with a fork to save milk



  648. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said STOP THAT TWINKIE



  649. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she went to home depot and paid 3 cents a screw



  650. altiar is gay's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is just like a mosquito i had to slap her silly to stop sucking



  651. altiar is gay's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is just like a vacume she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet



  652. altiar is gay's Momma Joke:

    yo moma’s arm pits are so hairy it looks like she has got bob marley in a head lock



  653. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so hairy when she wants to get a fade they have to start at her wrists



  654. APAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAP's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she died



  655. APAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAP's Momma Joke:

    none of these jokes are funny at all



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