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497 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

  1. 1
    Anonymous said:
  2. 2
    abubakar othman said:

      yo momma so ugly dat valentine became halloween

  3. 3
    cool said:

      stupid

  4. 4
    cool said:

      yo moma so ugly she made the boogeyman pissed inn his pants

  5. 5
    cool said:

      abubakar othman has stupid jokes

  6. 6
    cool laid said:

      abubakar othman is a gay guy

  7. 7
    cool said:

      gybh kjinijhhjhjhhhsdffsdfsf

  8. 8
    crackers said:

      yo mama is so fat when she put a yellow rain coat on people said “stop that twinkey”

  9. 9
    crackers said:

      i slept with yo mama sting like a bee now when i go to the bathroom it hurts when i pee

  10. 10
    Yo Mamosa said:

      Yo momma is so fat she had to add 3 wheels to her car

  11. 11
    ID card said:

      yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world

  12. 12
    Yo Mamosa said:

      Yo momma like a hoover, always sucking dirtbags

  13. 13
    Yo Mamosa said:

      why yo momma such a dirty girl?

  14. 14
    Yo Mamosa said:

      yo momma, yo momma, yo momma… what can I say?

  15. 15
    nikki said:

      your momma so fat that when she cuts herself she bleeds grease!

  16. 16
    nikki said:

      yo momma so fat if u stuck a lawn mower on the bottom of her she could drive away!!!!!!

  17. 17
    nikki said:

      yo momma so fat that you be sucking on her like those jolly rancher lollypops!

  18. 18
    hedy said:

      yo momma so fat that you be sucking on her like those jolly rancher lollypops!

  19. 19
    hedy said:

      yo momma so fat she has her own orbit

  20. 20
    hedy said:

      yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving!

  21. 21
    hedy said:

      yo momma so fat when she was walking it out i thought she was having a seizure!!!

  22. 22
    I.D card said:

      I challenge anyboby

  23. 23
    cedes said:

      yo mamma is so fat that she is on both sides of the family.

  24. 24
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas so fat jesus cant even lift her spirits

  25. 25
    BMP said:

      your mommas so fat jesus cant even lift her spirits

  26. 26
    vexx said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought a lightsaber was low in calories

  27. 27
    vexx said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought the e on the gas meter ment end so she sold it

  28. 28
    vexx said:

      yo momma so fat that when she got cut marshmellow fluff came out

  29. 29
    vexx said:

      yo mama, yo mama, yo mama o im not even gunna try

  30. 30
    vexx said:

      yo momma so fat that wen she played jumprope the chinese thought they were getting hit by nukes.

  31. 31
    puppylove said:

      you momma so fat when she put a yellow shirt on and went out side people kept snapping there fingers at her saying taxi, taxi!

  32. 32
    puppylove said:

      yo momma so ugly when i walked out side my eyes started burning

  33. 33
    vexx said:

      maybe they started burning because of the sun

  34. 34
    vexx said:

      yo mama so fat when she got in a cab the cab driver said omg!!!!!! theres a dinosaur in my taxi!!!

  35. 35
    puppylove said:

      yo momma so fat she had to get baptized in all of the oceans put together……

  36. 36
    vexx said:

      i don get it

  37. 37
    puppylove said:

      yo momma so fat she masterbates to the food network channel..

  38. 38
    vexx said:

      yo mama so stupid that wen a genie said she could wish 1nce she wished that shed see a genie

  39. 39
    vexx said:

      yo mama so stupid that she thought puppyloves jokes were funny

  40. 40
    vexx said:

      im tryin to be the 50th to post somethin

  41. 41
    vexx said:

      only 9 more to go

  42. 42
    vexx said:

      now 8

  43. 43
    vexx said:

      no1 screw me up!!!!

  44. 44
    vexx said:

      6

  45. 45
    vexx said:

      5 baby half way there!!!

  46. 46
    vexx said:

      4 sweet!!!! stupid word press….

  47. 47
    vexx said:

      3 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  48. 48
    vexx said:

      2 o yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. 49
    vexx said:

      1 mo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. 50
    vexx said:

      and 50!@!!!!!!!! o yea wat now biznatches!!!

  51. 51
    puppylove said:

      yo momma is so fat and hairy when you were born it looked like you had carpet burn…..

  52. 52
    Dora said:

      Your mommas so fat that her fatass pussy got your daddys dick stuck

  53. 53
    Da Random Person said:

      Yo’ Momma’s so stupid when you was born she thought you was a boy!

      Yo’ Momma’s so stupid she shoved a power cable up her ass and said “I’ve got the power!”

  54. 54
    Yo momma 21 said:

      Yo mamma so fat that the last time she saw 91210 was on the scale

  55. 55
    m45um said:

      your mamas so old so blows out dust when she farts

  56. 56
    Toad said:

      Yo Momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter, a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose

  57. 57
    haitian chris said:

      BITCH YAH ALL LAME!!!!!

  58. 58
    Mz.jaleel black said:

      YO MOMMA SO STANK I WALKED IN THE ROOM AND THE STANK HIT ME IN THE FACE LIKE…..BAM!!!

      YO MOMMA SO DUM WHEN THE WEATHER MAN SAID IT WAS CHILLI OUTSIDE SHE RAN AND GOT A BOWL!!!

      YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID IT WAS A SOUPER BOWL SHE WENT AND GOT A BOWL AND SPOON !!!!

      YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN HER DAUGHTER SAID IT WAS RAINING CATS AND DOGS OUTSIDE SHE WENT TO CALL THE ANIMAL CONTROL!!!

  59. 59
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma made atlantis to sink when she visited

  60. 60
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so greedy, she jumps into a food store and starts feeding from both ends

  61. 61
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so black you can draw white stripes on her with charcoal

  62. 62
    Anonymous said:

      the titanic didnt hit an iceberg, it was one of yo mommas tampons

  63. 63
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so white she pisses tipex

  64. 64
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat dat when she waves her arms during church, she falls through her own anus

  65. 65
    Karrot said:

      jokes 59 to 64 are all mine

  66. 66
    Karrot said:

      yo momma so cross eyed, dat when she says grace, she farts amen

  67. 67
    rafster said:

      yo mama so fat when she oredered a water bed the peope put a blacnket over the ocean

  68. 68
    ollie t said:

      yo mama is so fat when she walked down the street a policeman said break it up

  69. 69
    ollie t said:

      yo mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation

  70. 70
    ollie t said:

      yo mama is so fat when she stood on the scales it said to be continued……

  71. 71
    ollie t said:

      yo mama is so stupid she kincked a free loaf of bread

  72. 72
    ollie t said:

      yo mama is so stupid she ate her ipod apple (apple! Food)

  73. 73
    ollie t said:

      rafster mam is so ugly she went to a hoar house and they said sorry u cant have sex with men because u are a man

  74. 74
    dixie darlin said:

      yo momma so cheap she walked into a hardware store and got five cents a screw!

  75. 75
    wink said:

      yo momma so fat when she was sitting on tha toilet she was singing hea abc`s n it go a,b,c,d get yo fat ass off of me!!!!!!!!!!!

  76. 76
    Anonymous said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SHE HAD TO WEAR A HELMET TO TAKE A DRIVERS TEST!!!!

  77. 77
    RAE RAE said:

      YO MOMMA SO RETARTED SHE WORE A HELMET TO TAKE A DRIVERS TEST???

  78. 78
    Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 said:

      Yo momma is soo poor the closest thing she had to a car was a cardboard box with 2 paper wheels.

  79. 79
    Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 said:

      Yo momma is sooo ugly when she went to the closet to change da boogyman said i ouit

  80. 80
    Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 said:

      man, these yomomma jokes r borin lets go to knock knock jokes wait thats how it is with my balls clackin against moms mouth knock knock

  81. 81
    lil shorty $ the yo momma king $ said:

      yo momma is so small she jumped of a sidewalk to commit suciide

  82. 82
    Da Greatest said:

      yo momma so dumb on her job application it said write below the dotted line and she wrote ok

  83. 83
    kbruson said:

      yo mommaz sooo fat every time she eats mcdonalds goez outta business

  84. 84
    kbruson said:

      beat dis!!!! yo momz so fat her dog bit her and died of high cholesterol

  85. 85
    kbruson said:

      like dis???? yo momz skinny she swallowed a bowlin ball n peeps thought she was pregnant

  86. 86
    kbruson said:

      yo momaz so fat richard simmons laughs at her

  87. 87
    kbruson said:

      UR mommas so fat she she sat on a dollar and made change

  88. 88
    kbruson said:

      dis is da best… yo mommaz so fat to her ABC is KFC

  89. 89
    kbruson said:

      admit it, u love my jokes!!!!!!!!! yo mommaz so ugly michael jackson looked at her and turned straight

  90. 90
    kbruson said:

      yo mommas so hairy once she made a carpet made from her hair

  91. 91
    kbruson said:

      yo mommas so ugly she wears a mask every day except for halloween

  92. 92
    kbruson STILL DA KING!!!! said:

      yo moma so fat when she sits on the toilet,it sings a b c d e f g GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!

  93. 93
    kbruson STILL DA KING!!!! said:

      yo moma so ugly when she looked inthe mirror freddy and jason popped up and said were through

  94. 94
    ddd said:

      yo momma so hot bang her 3way and always gigty gigty gue

  95. 95
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she ate me in one piece thats a shit joke lmao :)

  96. 96
    HECTOR said:

      YO MOMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN EVER SHE WORE A RED COAT PEPLE WIL BE CALLING HER HEY KOOLAID

  97. 97
    kbruson STILL DA KING!!!! said:

      yo momma is sooooo ugly she have to wear 2 paper bags to cover her face

  98. 98
    kbruson STILL DA KING!!!! said:

      :*

  99. 99
    kbruson STILL DA KING!!!! said:

      :) im awesome….

  100. 100
    kbruson STILL DA KING!!!! said:

      r u :) or :( reply

  101. 101
    kbruson STILL DA KING!!!! said:

      :$

  102. 102
    kbruson STILL DA KING!!!! said:

      :-$

  103. 103
    kbruson STILL DA KING!!!! said:

      yo mommas gums are so black she spit out yoo hoo

  104. 104
    kbruson STILL DA KING!!!! said:

      i dont know bout dis one… yo momz so dumb if u get into her head and say “hello” it makes an echo

  105. 105
    kbruson STILL DA KING!!!! said:

      by da way……. im no.100!!!!!!!! yo momz so fat her belt size is the equator!

  106. 106
    kbruson STILL DA KING!!!! said:

      yo momma is so poor her liscence is made from cereal box cardboard

  107. 107
    Its_Megan_Babeh said:

      Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

  108. 108
    Its_Megan_Babeh said:

      yo momma is so discornated that she has 3 legs and she uses on of them as her kick stand!!

  109. 109
    Tiben said:

      Yo momma so fat, Burger King closes on her birthday

  110. 110
    king of hearts said:

      yo mamma needs to quit wearing diffrent color lip stick b/c my dick is starting to look like a rainbow

  111. 111
    Tiben said:

      yo momma is Ronald McDonald’s personal assistant

  112. 112
    Tiben said:

      Yo momma’s hair is so short, she has to smile with her eyes open to put her hair in a ponytail

  113. 113
    Tiben said:

      Yo momma so old, I told her to act her age and she died

  114. 114
    Tiben said:

      Yo momma’s the pioneer of being ugly

  115. 115
    Tiben said:

      Yo momma has a scratch-n-sniff tattoo of a custard pie on her face

  116. 116
    Tiben said:

      Yo momma’s a stripper at Quizno’s

  117. 117
    Tiben said:

      Yo momma’s breath is so bad, instead of listerine strips, she uses listerine loose-leaf paper

  118. 118
    Tiben said:

      Yo momma so ugly, they renamed Halloween “Ya momma-ween”

  119. 119
    I.D card said:

      yo mamma is so old it looks like father time is kicking her 10 years 20 years 30 years 40 years 50 years come her bitch 65 years.

  120. 120
    HECTOR said:

      YO MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO HUTERS THEY FIRED HER

  121. 121
    HECTOR said:

      YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE USED HER TEETH BRUSH TO BRUSH HER HAIR INSEAD OF USING A REAL BRUSH

  122. 122
    yoyoyo said:

      yo mama so fat i put three quarters in her bellybutton and she shit out my laundry!

  123. 123
    jason said:

      yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he told her to mone her fat ass out of the way!

  124. 124
    jason said:

      yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out of the way!

  125. 125
    jason said:

      yo momma so fat she cant tell what gender she is

  126. 126
    jason said:

      yo momma so fat even jesus couldnt lift up her spirit

  127. 127
    Stern Rules said:
  128. 128
    Anonymous said:

      luci

  129. 129
    lil'cris said:

      yo momma so short when she jumped off the side walk all i could hir was neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bang bang

  130. 130
    princess said:

      yo momma so fat the she sat on walmart and lowered the prices

  131. 131
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so old when she was born america was still trees

  132. 132
    aaron said:

      yo mamma is so dumb that when a bus hit her she said who through that rock

  133. 133
    aaron said:

      your mammas booty is so hairy that it looks like don king is coming out, own in america now what.

  134. 134
    Anonymous said:

      YAH SO LAME YAH MAKE YO MOMMAS LOOK GOOD

  135. 135
    fat kidd said:

      yo momma so fat that when she saw a bus she chased after it and yeled ” stop that twinkie”!!!!!

  136. 136
    jews are crappy said:

      yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued.

      yo momma so old when she was in school they didnt teach history, they were still making it!!!

  137. 137
    jews are crappy said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

      yo momma so old,fat,and ugly when she went to see jurassic park everbody thought it was a 3-d movie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  138. 138
    paintball kid said:

      if anyone reading this plays paintball go to pbreview.com it has reviews of all paintball products.
      and kamikaze is a great paintball field in ellijay georgia, so if you leave in georgia go check it out.

  139. 139
    you said:

      yo mama is so fat that she made the grand canyon

  140. 140
    89777 said:

      you so stupid that you locked your self up in the bathroom and peed in your pants

  141. 141
    3w4rwesdvgte45rfgrgvrhyyyy said:

      uou so fat you cafvvvvversvvew v

  142. 142
    your fat momma said:

      your momma so fat that evry time she sat in the toilen the toilen said abcdefg get the crust of of mme

  143. 143
    cool is the new gay said:

      yo mama so fat her modo is we are family, burger king, mcdonalds and me

      yo mama so fat when it rains she uses the highway for a slip and slide

      yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

  144. 144
    master D said:

      yo momma so stupid she sits on the couch and watches the t.v!!!!!

  145. 145
    Gamey said:

      Yo Mama so stupid she put hot batteries in her pockets when her husband asked her what’s for dinner, she said Hot Pockets!!

  146. 146
    pussy lover said:

      you guys suck

  147. 147
    yo daddy said:

      All of yo mommas are so fat and ugly they made the “fuk”
      fat ugly klan

      instead of the “kkk” the “fuk”

  148. 148
    madd said:

      your mamas so poor she cant afford a job

  149. 149
    Anonymous said:

      your mom has wooden boobs and breast feeds the beavers

  150. 150
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so hairy she was turned into a gorilla sanctuary

  151. 151
    fatmomajokes said:

      your rich momma is so dumb actualy exerice then just get lipo

  152. 152
    yo momma is my momma said:

      Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

      Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

      Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

      Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

      Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

      Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

      Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

      Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

      Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

      Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

      Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

      Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

      Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

      Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

      Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

      Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

      Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

      Yo mama grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

  153. 153
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 momma’s so ugly, a policeman caught her masturbating and she was fined for animal cruelty.

  154. 154
    the king said:

      ur momma so dirty, when she went in the bath tub…..the water jumps out

  155. 155
    Big MD said:

      yo momma so ugly, when she was born her mom sed “wat a treasure” and her dad was like, “yea lets go bury it”

  156. 156
    lil aisian guy said:

      yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

  157. 157
    lil aisian guy said:

      yo momma so fat when she went to sea world the whales were pointing at her and saying we r family, i dont care if ur fatter than me

  158. 158
    Y0 mama so ugly when she went to austin they thought she was the tx chainsaw massacre said:

      Jdub 11 :-

  159. 159
    deep said:

      yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in september the kids say “its halloween already?”

  160. 160
    the man said:

      yo mama is so ugly she looked at an astroide and and saved the world.

  161. 161
    Anonymous said:

      your mum has so big pussy that she uses trade centre as her dildo.

  162. 162
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas teeth are so yellow she brushes them with bananas

  163. 163
    dudeman said:

      yo momma so fat wene she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out

      yo momma so fat wene she farted under water it started a tsunami

      yo momma so harry the only language she knows is wookie

      yo momma so ugly that if ugly where a crime she would get the eletric chair

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    dudeman said:

      yo momma so ugly she scared off boogey man

      yo momma so fat that whene ever she farts somebody acuses her of globel warming

  165. 165
    asome man! said:

      yo momma so fat she should be on super size me

  166. 166
    sfghujhgcdfrtyuiujhgyujhbhyhjhhjbgk said:

      gtyhghyhgyhgbuyguytuhde3w4e5rt6yuhijyhujntugjkfhghjfdjgjkfrhghjfbjjfvhdjvjcvbjfnbgjbgjkbnmjovijbjfbnfjbnvfnvbjvcnv mnnv nkvnj

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    dudeman said:

      yo momma so fat she dosnt have 2 boobs she has 12

  168. 168
    dallas said:

      yo momma is so ugly she made a onion cry.

  169. 169
    jrmounts said:

      yo momma is so stupid when

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    dallas said:

      yo momma is so fat wen she bent over she got arrested for selling crack.

  171. 171
    That Fat Ass said:

      Your mommas so fat when she went to Burger King she couldn’t fit through the door or the drive thru.

  172. 172
    JMon said:

      Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. they both tripped, tumbled on down and found out the hilll was ur mother!

  173. 173
    JMon said:

      yo momma like ribs to black people, everyone gets their fingers up in dat bitch.

  174. 174
    That Fat Ass said:

      Your mommas so stupid she stuck a bee up her ass and said “Aah, what a stinging sensation.”

  175. 175
    Matincaxinny said:

      Jayde picked up the mile of her tender largely firmly hairlined her masturbating pornstars between their legs. Drink up, you’re callously thirsty.

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    dudeman said:

      yo momma so fat wene a school bus went by she said oh a twinky

  177. 177
    asome man! said:

      yo momma so getto she dosnt breast feed milk only juice

  178. 178
    dudemman and asome man! said:

      yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

      yo momma so fat wene she sat next to a black dude she said oh a chocolate bar

  179. 179
    dudemman and asome man! said:

      yo momma so fat wene you try to climb on her your ears pop

      yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can so i asked her what she was doing and she said moving

  180. 180
    dudemman and asome man! said:

      yo momma so fat wene she steped on the scale it said one at a time please

  181. 181
    dudemman said:

      I.D. CARD i challange you

  182. 182
    sex atic said:

      who wants to hav sex with me

  183. 183
    sex man said:

      i do

  184. 184
    sex atic said:

      im a boy

  185. 185
    sex man said:

      me too but who cares

  186. 186
    sex atic said:

      not me

  187. 187
    sex man said:

      super lets hav it

  188. 188
    dudeman and asome man! said:

      sex atic and sex man stop

  189. 189
    asome man! said:

      yo momma so stupid she fliped out from a gummy bear

  190. 190
    asome man! said:

      yo momma so so well alot of things wrong with her what could i say

  191. 191
    dudeman said:

      yo momma so fat wene she farts it starts a tornado

  192. 192
    mx said:

      yo mama so stupid she slid a credit card up her ass

  193. 193
    wooordd said:

      ur mama like a vaccum cleaner….she suks, blows, and gets laid in a closet
      i dunno if its been sed but this is prolly the best one

  194. 194
    wooordd said:

      ur mama so stupid…wen she fell off a building, she had to stop and ask for directions

  195. 195
    Anonymous said:

      your momma is like a hardware store. 25p a screw.

  196. 196
    drakomax said:

      yo mama so fat that when she puts on a green dress in tokyo every1 sais “look its godzilla”!!!

  197. 197
    mepoopee said:

      lala land is where yo mama is born….shut up….no you shut up….. make me…….i willl……..balhhablog ……speckle :)

  198. 198
    drakomax said:

      hi tristin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  199. 199
    mepoopee said:

      lala land uuuuuuuuuuu…….. poopee :)

  200. 200
    drakomax said:

      yo mama :)

  201. 201
    mepoopee said:

      don’t hurt me mommy!!!!!!111!!!11! :)

  202. 202
    killa gorilla said:

      don’t hurt me mommy!!!!!!111!!!11! :)

  203. 203
    drakomax said:

      got any good joks trstn

  204. 204
    killa gorilla said:

      not really….. :)

  205. 205
    drakomax said:

      yooooooooooooooooooooo mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  206. 206
    bryan said:

      your mommama is so black they call her ms.hersheys

  207. 207
    gvgg fdfx said:

      hgdjfgfbfgherhrthsrydhrgfdgfdsuytgsdyusytrfurygufghfuurrbvghnvgyfhry

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommais so stupid that she sold her car for gas money

  209. 209
    sheila said:

      your mama iz so fat she tripped on 4th street and landed on 12th.lolz

  210. 210
    yo daddie said:

      yo mamma is so stupid that she thought materbate was a karate teacher

  211. 211
    yo daddie said:

      u bitches is whack dont be up on my kool-aid u dont even know my flaver (cherry)

  212. 212
    yo daddie said:

      u biches is retared troy iz a kool friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    MO123ABC said:

      Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

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    I pooted... said:

      Yo mama so hairy her armpits could make a life size model of a woolly mammoth.

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    I pooted... said:

      Yo mama so fat she started hopping on one foot and the Chinese said, ” Shit! Shit! Were at war! Fire nukes at America!”

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    lol said:

      yo momma teeth so yellow the traffic slows down when she smiles

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    KeeLia said:

      Yo momma so stupid , she got locked in a grocery store and starved !

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    KeeLia said:

      Yo momma so stupid , she thought a quarterback was a refund !

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    dudeman said:

      anonymous stells jokes

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    frisco831 said:

      yo mama so old that when i saped her back her tits fell off

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    Headbuttt said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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    Unknown said:

      Yo Momma is so old, she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade.

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    kyle said:

      yo mama is so fat her ass was hard

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    kyle said:

      ass holes

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    hggghh said:

      yo momma so stupid she wated for a stop sign to turn green

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    Baby Dee said:

      yo momma is so fat that she put on a yellow jacket and she went outside and the people said taxi

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    xox baby xox said:

      yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat people stop and said taxi

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    Lil' Pimpin' said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid, she thought TACO BELL was a Mexican phone company!!!!

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    shawn said:

      yo momma is so stupis she tripped over a cordless phone

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    shawn said:

      yo momma so poor i rang the doorbell and the toilet flushed

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    the best joker said:

      you guy wouldn`t know a yo mama joke if it hit ya between the eyes

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    the best joker said:

      yo mama so hairy when she walked into a carnival the manager said o good the gorilla is here

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    the best joker said:

      yo mama so poor when peaple trow you in a dumpster you say home sweet home

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    I.D card said:

      jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his crown and it turned out it was your mother

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    yo momma said:

      yo momma so she jumped uo in the aior and got stuck

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    aaron aka azzy (gangster) said:

      ur mum is so plastic i found her in the bottom of a ceareal box

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    aaron aka azzy (gangster) said:

      ur mm is so fat the workies put a sign on her saying ‘wide turn’

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    shrake said:

      yo momma is so ugly they renamed haloween to yomommaween

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    shrake said:

      yo momma is ugly she looked in the mirrior her reflection ran away

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    shrake said:

      get some

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    birdhouse670 said:

      you momma is soooo fat see stepped on a dollar 4 quarters appered

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    shrake said:

      your momma is sooo stupid she sat on the couch and watched tha t.v

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    birdhouse670 said:

      yo momma is so fat she tripped on arbys, crushed mcdonolds, and fell on buger king

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    shrake said:

      yo momma is soooooooooo fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target

      yea bitches get some

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    Jonathan said:

      Yo momma’s like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans

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    pimpsta said:

      yo mamma so fat when she falls she has to rock her self to get up but she rocks her self to sleep

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    dj said: