yo momma so short when she jumped off the side walk all i could hir was neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bang bang
if anyone reading this plays paintball go to pbreview.com it has reviews of all paintball products.
and kamikaze is a great paintball field in ellijay georgia, so if you leave in georgia go check it out.
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
Yo momma loves http://www.LeeroyJenkins.net and World of Warcraft
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
yo momma so ugly dat valentine became halloween
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
stupid
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
yo moma so ugly she made the boogeyman pissed inn his pants
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
abubakar othman has stupid jokes
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
abubakar othman is a gay guy
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
gybh kjinijhhjhjhhhsdffsdfsf
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
yo mama is so fat when she put a yellow rain coat on people said “stop that twinkey”
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
i slept with yo mama sting like a bee now when i go to the bathroom it hurts when i pee
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
Yo momma is so fat she had to add 3 wheels to her car
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
Yo momma like a hoover, always sucking dirtbags
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
why yo momma such a dirty girl?
Posted: February 3rd, 2008
yo momma, yo momma, yo momma… what can I say?
Posted: February 4th, 2008
your momma so fat that when she cuts herself she bleeds grease!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so fat if u stuck a lawn mower on the bottom of her she could drive away!!!!!!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so fat that you be sucking on her like those jolly rancher lollypops!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so fat that you be sucking on her like those jolly rancher lollypops!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so fat she has her own orbit
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so fat when she was walking it out i thought she was having a seizure!!!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
I challenge anyboby
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat that she is on both sides of the family.
Posted: February 4th, 2008
your mommas so fat jesus cant even lift her spirits
Posted: February 4th, 2008
your mommas so fat jesus cant even lift her spirits
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she thought a lightsaber was low in calories
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she thought the e on the gas meter ment end so she sold it
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so fat that when she got cut marshmellow fluff came out
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo mama, yo mama, yo mama o im not even gunna try
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so fat that wen she played jumprope the chinese thought they were getting hit by nukes.
Posted: February 4th, 2008
you momma so fat when she put a yellow shirt on and went out side people kept snapping there fingers at her saying taxi, taxi!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so ugly when i walked out side my eyes started burning
Posted: February 4th, 2008
maybe they started burning because of the sun
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo mama so fat when she got in a cab the cab driver said omg!!!!!! theres a dinosaur in my taxi!!!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so fat she had to get baptized in all of the oceans put together……
Posted: February 4th, 2008
i don get it
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma so fat she masterbates to the food network channel..
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo mama so stupid that wen a genie said she could wish 1nce she wished that shed see a genie
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo mama so stupid that she thought puppyloves jokes were funny
Posted: February 4th, 2008
im tryin to be the 50th to post somethin
Posted: February 4th, 2008
only 9 more to go
Posted: February 4th, 2008
now 8
Posted: February 4th, 2008
no1 screw me up!!!!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
6
Posted: February 4th, 2008
5 baby half way there!!!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
4 sweet!!!! stupid word press….
Posted: February 4th, 2008
3 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: February 4th, 2008
2 o yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
1 mo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
and 50!@!!!!!!!! o yea wat now biznatches!!!
Posted: February 4th, 2008
yo momma is so fat and hairy when you were born it looked like you had carpet burn…..
Posted: February 4th, 2008
Your mommas so fat that her fatass pussy got your daddys dick stuck
Posted: February 5th, 2008
Yo’ Momma’s so stupid when you was born she thought you was a boy!
Yo’ Momma’s so stupid she shoved a power cable up her ass and said “I’ve got the power!”
Posted: February 5th, 2008
Yo mamma so fat that the last time she saw 91210 was on the scale
Posted: February 5th, 2008
your mamas so old so blows out dust when she farts
Posted: February 5th, 2008
Yo Momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter, a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose
Posted: February 5th, 2008
BITCH YAH ALL LAME!!!!!
Posted: February 6th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO STANK I WALKED IN THE ROOM AND THE STANK HIT ME IN THE FACE LIKE…..BAM!!!
YO MOMMA SO DUM WHEN THE WEATHER MAN SAID IT WAS CHILLI OUTSIDE SHE RAN AND GOT A BOWL!!!
YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID IT WAS A SOUPER BOWL SHE WENT AND GOT A BOWL AND SPOON !!!!
YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN HER DAUGHTER SAID IT WAS RAINING CATS AND DOGS OUTSIDE SHE WENT TO CALL THE ANIMAL CONTROL!!!
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma made atlantis to sink when she visited
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma so greedy, she jumps into a food store and starts feeding from both ends
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma so black you can draw white stripes on her with charcoal
Posted: February 6th, 2008
the titanic didnt hit an iceberg, it was one of yo mommas tampons
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma so white she pisses tipex
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma so fat dat when she waves her arms during church, she falls through her own anus
Posted: February 6th, 2008
jokes 59 to 64 are all mine
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma so cross eyed, dat when she says grace, she farts amen
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo mama so fat when she oredered a water bed the peope put a blacnket over the ocean
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo mama is so fat when she walked down the street a policeman said break it up
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo mama is so fat when she stood on the scales it said to be continued……
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo mama is so stupid she kincked a free loaf of bread
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo mama is so stupid she ate her ipod apple (apple! Food)
Posted: February 6th, 2008
rafster mam is so ugly she went to a hoar house and they said sorry u cant have sex with men because u are a man
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma so cheap she walked into a hardware store and got five cents a screw!
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma so fat when she was sitting on tha toilet she was singing hea abc`s n it go a,b,c,d get yo fat ass off of me!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 6th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SHE HAD TO WEAR A HELMET TO TAKE A DRIVERS TEST!!!!
Posted: February 6th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO RETARTED SHE WORE A HELMET TO TAKE A DRIVERS TEST???
Posted: February 6th, 2008
Yo momma is soo poor the closest thing she had to a car was a cardboard box with 2 paper wheels.
Posted: February 6th, 2008
Yo momma is sooo ugly when she went to the closet to change da boogyman said i ouit
Posted: February 6th, 2008
man, these yomomma jokes r borin lets go to knock knock jokes wait thats how it is with my balls clackin against moms mouth knock knock
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma is so small she jumped of a sidewalk to commit suciide
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma so dumb on her job application it said write below the dotted line and she wrote ok
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo mommaz sooo fat every time she eats mcdonalds goez outta business
Posted: February 7th, 2008
beat dis!!!! yo momz so fat her dog bit her and died of high cholesterol
Posted: February 7th, 2008
like dis???? yo momz skinny she swallowed a bowlin ball n peeps thought she was pregnant
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo momaz so fat richard simmons laughs at her
Posted: February 7th, 2008
UR mommas so fat she she sat on a dollar and made change
Posted: February 7th, 2008
dis is da best… yo mommaz so fat to her ABC is KFC
Posted: February 7th, 2008
admit it, u love my jokes!!!!!!!!! yo mommaz so ugly michael jackson looked at her and turned straight
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo mommas so hairy once she made a carpet made from her hair
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo mommas so ugly she wears a mask every day except for halloween
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo moma so fat when she sits on the toilet,it sings a b c d e f g GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo moma so ugly when she looked inthe mirror freddy and jason popped up and said were through
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo momma so hot bang her 3way and always gigty gigty gue
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo momma so fat she ate me in one piece thats a shit joke lmao
Posted: February 7th, 2008
YO MOMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN EVER SHE WORE A RED COAT PEPLE WIL BE CALLING HER HEY KOOLAID
Posted: February 8th, 2008
yo momma is sooooo ugly she have to wear 2 paper bags to cover her face
Posted: February 8th, 2008
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Posted: February 8th, 2008
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Posted: February 8th, 2008
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Posted: February 8th, 2008
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Posted: February 8th, 2008
yo mommas gums are so black she spit out yoo hoo
Posted: February 8th, 2008
i dont know bout dis one… yo momz so dumb if u get into her head and say “hello” it makes an echo
Posted: February 8th, 2008
by da way……. im no.100!!!!!!!! yo momz so fat her belt size is the equator!
Posted: February 8th, 2008
yo momma is so poor her liscence is made from cereal box cardboard
Posted: February 8th, 2008
Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
Posted: February 8th, 2008
yo momma is so discornated that she has 3 legs and she uses on of them as her kick stand!!
Posted: February 8th, 2008
Yo momma so fat, Burger King closes on her birthday
Posted: February 8th, 2008
yo mamma needs to quit wearing diffrent color lip stick b/c my dick is starting to look like a rainbow
Posted: February 9th, 2008
yo momma is Ronald McDonald’s personal assistant
Posted: February 9th, 2008
Yo momma’s hair is so short, she has to smile with her eyes open to put her hair in a ponytail
Posted: February 9th, 2008
Yo momma so old, I told her to act her age and she died
Posted: February 9th, 2008
Yo momma’s the pioneer of being ugly
Posted: February 9th, 2008
Yo momma has a scratch-n-sniff tattoo of a custard pie on her face
Posted: February 9th, 2008
Yo momma’s a stripper at Quizno’s
Posted: February 9th, 2008
Yo momma’s breath is so bad, instead of listerine strips, she uses listerine loose-leaf paper
Posted: February 9th, 2008
Yo momma so ugly, they renamed Halloween “Ya momma-ween”
Posted: February 9th, 2008
yo mamma is so old it looks like father time is kicking her 10 years 20 years 30 years 40 years 50 years come her bitch 65 years.
Posted: February 9th, 2008
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO HUTERS THEY FIRED HER
Posted: February 9th, 2008
YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE USED HER TEETH BRUSH TO BRUSH HER HAIR INSEAD OF USING A REAL BRUSH
Posted: February 10th, 2008
yo mama so fat i put three quarters in her bellybutton and she shit out my laundry!
Posted: February 10th, 2008
yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he told her to mone her fat ass out of the way!
Posted: February 10th, 2008
yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out of the way!
Posted: February 10th, 2008
yo momma so fat she cant tell what gender she is
Posted: February 10th, 2008
yo momma so fat even jesus couldnt lift up her spirit
Posted: February 11th, 2008
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Posted: February 11th, 2008
luci
Posted: February 11th, 2008
yo momma so short when she jumped off the side walk all i could hir was neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bang bang
Posted: February 12th, 2008
yo momma so fat the she sat on walmart and lowered the prices
Posted: February 12th, 2008
yo momma is so old when she was born america was still trees
Posted: February 12th, 2008
yo mamma is so dumb that when a bus hit her she said who through that rock
Posted: February 12th, 2008
your mammas booty is so hairy that it looks like don king is coming out, own in america now what.
Posted: February 12th, 2008
YAH SO LAME YAH MAKE YO MOMMAS LOOK GOOD
Posted: February 12th, 2008
yo momma so fat that when she saw a bus she chased after it and yeled ” stop that twinkie”!!!!!
Posted: February 13th, 2008
yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued.
yo momma so old when she was in school they didnt teach history, they were still making it!!!
Posted: February 13th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma so old,fat,and ugly when she went to see jurassic park everbody thought it was a 3-d movie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 13th, 2008
if anyone reading this plays paintball go to pbreview.com it has reviews of all paintball products.
and kamikaze is a great paintball field in ellijay georgia, so if you leave in georgia go check it out.
Posted: February 13th, 2008
yo mama is so fat that she made the grand canyon
Posted: February 13th, 2008
you so stupid that you locked your self up in the bathroom and peed in your pants
Posted: February 13th, 2008
uou so fat you cafvvvvversvvew v
Posted: February 13th, 2008
your momma so fat that evry time she sat in the toilen the toilen said abcdefg get the crust of of mme
Posted: February 13th, 2008
yo mama so fat her modo is we are family, burger king, mcdonalds and me
yo mama so fat when it rains she uses the highway for a slip and slide
yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
Posted: February 13th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she sits on the couch and watches the t.v!!!!!
Posted: February 14th, 2008
Yo Mama so stupid she put hot batteries in her pockets when her husband asked her what’s for dinner, she said Hot Pockets!!
Posted: February 14th, 2008
you guys suck
Posted: February 15th, 2008
All of yo mommas are so fat and ugly they made the “fuk”
fat ugly klan
instead of the “kkk” the “fuk”
Posted: February 15th, 2008
your mamas so poor she cant afford a job
Posted: February 15th, 2008
your mom has wooden boobs and breast feeds the beavers
Posted: February 15th, 2008
yo mama so hairy she was turned into a gorilla sanctuary
Posted: February 15th, 2008
your rich momma is so dumb actualy exerice then just get lipo
Posted: February 15th, 2008
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
Posted: February 16th, 2008
Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 momma’s so ugly, a policeman caught her masturbating and she was fined for animal cruelty.
Posted: February 16th, 2008
ur momma so dirty, when she went in the bath tub…..the water jumps out
Posted: February 16th, 2008
yo momma so ugly, when she was born her mom sed “wat a treasure” and her dad was like, “yea lets go bury it”
Posted: February 16th, 2008
yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
Posted: February 16th, 2008
yo momma so fat when she went to sea world the whales were pointing at her and saying we r family, i dont care if ur fatter than me
Posted: February 16th, 2008
Jdub 11 :-
Posted: February 16th, 2008
yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in september the kids say “its halloween already?”
Posted: February 17th, 2008
yo mama is so ugly she looked at an astroide and and saved the world.
Posted: February 17th, 2008
your mum has so big pussy that she uses trade centre as her dildo.
Posted: February 17th, 2008
your mommas teeth are so yellow she brushes them with bananas
Posted: February 17th, 2008
yo momma so fat wene she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out
yo momma so fat wene she farted under water it started a tsunami
yo momma so harry the only language she knows is wookie
yo momma so ugly that if ugly where a crime she would get the eletric chair
Posted: February 17th, 2008
yo momma so ugly she scared off boogey man
yo momma so fat that whene ever she farts somebody acuses her of globel warming
Posted: February 17th, 2008
yo momma so fat she should be on super size me
Posted: February 17th, 2008
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Posted: February 17th, 2008
yo momma so fat she dosnt have 2 boobs she has 12
Posted: February 18th, 2008
yo momma is so ugly she made a onion cry.
Posted: February 18th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid when
Posted: February 18th, 2008
yo momma is so fat wen she bent over she got arrested for selling crack.
Posted: February 18th, 2008
Your mommas so fat when she went to Burger King she couldn’t fit through the door or the drive thru.
Posted: February 18th, 2008
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. they both tripped, tumbled on down and found out the hilll was ur mother!
Posted: February 18th, 2008
yo momma like ribs to black people, everyone gets their fingers up in dat bitch.
Posted: February 18th, 2008
Your mommas so stupid she stuck a bee up her ass and said “Aah, what a stinging sensation.”
Posted: February 18th, 2008
Jayde picked up the mile of her tender largely firmly hairlined her masturbating pornstars between their legs. Drink up, you’re callously thirsty.
Posted: February 18th, 2008
yo momma so fat wene a school bus went by she said oh a twinky
Posted: February 18th, 2008
yo momma so getto she dosnt breast feed milk only juice
Posted: February 18th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo momma so fat wene she sat next to a black dude she said oh a chocolate bar
Posted: February 18th, 2008
yo momma so fat wene you try to climb on her your ears pop
yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can so i asked her what she was doing and she said moving
Posted: February 18th, 2008
yo momma so fat wene she steped on the scale it said one at a time please
Posted: February 18th, 2008
I.D. CARD i challange you
Posted: February 18th, 2008
who wants to hav sex with me
Posted: February 18th, 2008
i do
Posted: February 18th, 2008
im a boy
Posted: February 18th, 2008
me too but who cares
Posted: February 18th, 2008
not me
Posted: February 18th, 2008
super lets hav it
Posted: February 18th, 2008
sex atic and sex man stop
Posted: February 19th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she fliped out from a gummy bear
Posted: February 19th, 2008
yo momma so so well alot of things wrong with her what could i say
Posted: February 19th, 2008
yo momma so fat wene she farts it starts a tornado
Posted: February 19th, 2008
yo mama so stupid she slid a credit card up her ass
Posted: February 19th, 2008
ur mama like a vaccum cleaner….she suks, blows, and gets laid in a closet
i dunno if its been sed but this is prolly the best one
Posted: February 19th, 2008
ur mama so stupid…wen she fell off a building, she had to stop and ask for directions
Posted: February 19th, 2008
your momma is like a hardware store. 25p a screw.
Posted: February 19th, 2008
yo mama so fat that when she puts on a green dress in tokyo every1 sais “look its godzilla”!!!
Posted: February 19th, 2008
lala land is where yo mama is born….shut up….no you shut up….. make me…….i willl……..balhhablog ……speckle
Posted: February 19th, 2008
hi tristin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 19th, 2008
lala land uuuuuuuuuuu…….. poopee
Posted: February 19th, 2008
yo mama
Posted: February 19th, 2008
don’t hurt me mommy!!!!!!111!!!11!
Posted: February 19th, 2008
don’t hurt me mommy!!!!!!111!!!11!
Posted: February 19th, 2008
got any good joks trstn
Posted: February 19th, 2008
not really…..
Posted: February 19th, 2008
yooooooooooooooooooooo mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 19th, 2008
your mommama is so black they call her ms.hersheys
Posted: February 19th, 2008
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Posted: February 19th, 2008
yo mommais so stupid that she sold her car for gas money
Posted: February 20th, 2008
your mama iz so fat she tripped on 4th street and landed on 12th.lolz
Posted: February 20th, 2008
yo mamma is so stupid that she thought materbate was a karate teacher
Posted: February 20th, 2008
u bitches is whack dont be up on my kool-aid u dont even know my flaver (cherry)
Posted: February 20th, 2008
u biches is retared troy iz a kool friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 20th, 2008
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Posted: February 20th, 2008
Yo mama so hairy her armpits could make a life size model of a woolly mammoth.
Posted: February 20th, 2008
Yo mama so fat she started hopping on one foot and the Chinese said, ” Shit! Shit! Were at war! Fire nukes at America!”
Posted: February 20th, 2008
yo momma teeth so yellow the traffic slows down when she smiles
Posted: February 20th, 2008
Yo momma so stupid , she got locked in a grocery store and starved !
Posted: February 20th, 2008
Yo momma so stupid , she thought a quarterback was a refund !
Posted: February 20th, 2008
anonymous stells jokes
Posted: February 21st, 2008
yo mama so old that when i saped her back her tits fell off
Posted: February 21st, 2008
Yo Momma is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Posted: February 21st, 2008
Yo Momma is so old, she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade.
Posted: February 21st, 2008
yo mama is so fat her ass was hard
Posted: February 21st, 2008
ass holes
Posted: February 21st, 2008
yo momma so stupid she wated for a stop sign to turn green
Posted: February 21st, 2008
yo momma is so fat that she put on a yellow jacket and she went outside and the people said taxi
Posted: February 21st, 2008
yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat people stop and said taxi
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
Yo Momma is so stupid, she thought TACO BELL was a Mexican phone company!!!!
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo momma is so stupis she tripped over a cordless phone
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo momma so poor i rang the doorbell and the toilet flushed
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
you guy wouldn`t know a yo mama joke if it hit ya between the eyes
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo mama so hairy when she walked into a carnival the manager said o good the gorilla is here
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo mama so poor when peaple trow you in a dumpster you say home sweet home
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his crown and it turned out it was your mother
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo momma so she jumped uo in the aior and got stuck
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
ur mum is so plastic i found her in the bottom of a ceareal box
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
ur mm is so fat the workies put a sign on her saying ‘wide turn’
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo momma is so ugly they renamed haloween to yomommaween
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo momma is ugly she looked in the mirrior her reflection ran away
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
get some
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
you momma is soooo fat see stepped on a dollar 4 quarters appered
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
your momma is sooo stupid she sat on the couch and watched tha t.v
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo momma is so fat she tripped on arbys, crushed mcdonolds, and fell on buger king
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo momma is soooooooooo fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target
yea bitches get some
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
Yo momma’s like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo mamma so fat when she falls she has to rock her self to get up but she rocks her self to sleep