537 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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1. 111
   Tiben said:
   Posted: February 9th, 2008

   yo momma is Ronald McDonald’s personal assistant

2. 112
   Tiben said:
   Posted: February 9th, 2008

   Yo momma’s hair is so short, she has to smile with her eyes open to put her hair in a ponytail

3. 113
   Tiben said:
   Posted: February 9th, 2008

   Yo momma so old, I told her to act her age and she died

4. 114
   Tiben said:
   Posted: February 9th, 2008

   Yo momma’s the pioneer of being ugly

5. 115
   Tiben said:
   Posted: February 9th, 2008

   Yo momma has a scratch-n-sniff tattoo of a custard pie on her face

6. 116
   Tiben said:
   Posted: February 9th, 2008

   Yo momma’s a stripper at Quizno’s

7. 117
   Tiben said:
   Posted: February 9th, 2008

   Yo momma’s breath is so bad, instead of listerine strips, she uses listerine loose-leaf paper

8. 118
   Tiben said:
   Posted: February 9th, 2008

   Yo momma so ugly, they renamed Halloween “Ya momma-ween”

9. 119
   I.D card said:
   Posted: February 9th, 2008

   yo mamma is so old it looks like father time is kicking her 10 years 20 years 30 years 40 years 50 years come her bitch 65 years.

10. 120
    HECTOR said:
    Posted: February 9th, 2008

    YO MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO HUTERS THEY FIRED HER

11. 121
    HECTOR said:
    Posted: February 9th, 2008

    YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE USED HER TEETH BRUSH TO BRUSH HER HAIR INSEAD OF USING A REAL BRUSH

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