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500 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 122
    yoyoyo said:

      yo mama so fat i put three quarters in her bellybutton and she shit out my laundry!

  2. 123
    jason said:

      yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he told her to mone her fat ass out of the way!

  3. 124
    jason said:

      yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out of the way!

  4. 125
    jason said:

      yo momma so fat she cant tell what gender she is

  5. 126
    jason said:

      yo momma so fat even jesus couldnt lift up her spirit

  6. 127
    Stern Rules said:
  7. 128
    Anonymous said:

      luci

  8. 129
    lil'cris said:

      yo momma so short when she jumped off the side walk all i could hir was neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bang bang

  9. 130
    princess said:

      yo momma so fat the she sat on walmart and lowered the prices

  10. 131
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so old when she was born america was still trees

  11. 132
    aaron said:

      yo mamma is so dumb that when a bus hit her she said who through that rock

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