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497 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 133
    aaron said:

      your mammas booty is so hairy that it looks like don king is coming out, own in america now what.

  2. 134
    Anonymous said:

      YAH SO LAME YAH MAKE YO MOMMAS LOOK GOOD

  3. 135
    fat kidd said:

      yo momma so fat that when she saw a bus she chased after it and yeled ” stop that twinkie”!!!!!

  4. 136
    jews are crappy said:

      yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued.

      yo momma so old when she was in school they didnt teach history, they were still making it!!!

  5. 137
    jews are crappy said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

      yo momma so old,fat,and ugly when she went to see jurassic park everbody thought it was a 3-d movie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. 138
    paintball kid said:

      if anyone reading this plays paintball go to pbreview.com it has reviews of all paintball products.
      and kamikaze is a great paintball field in ellijay georgia, so if you leave in georgia go check it out.

  7. 139
    you said:

      yo mama is so fat that she made the grand canyon

  8. 140
    89777 said:

      you so stupid that you locked your self up in the bathroom and peed in your pants

  9. 141
    3w4rwesdvgte45rfgrgvrhyyyy said:

      uou so fat you cafvvvvversvvew v

  10. 142
    your fat momma said:

      your momma so fat that evry time she sat in the toilen the toilen said abcdefg get the crust of of mme

  11. 143
    cool is the new gay said:

      yo mama so fat her modo is we are family, burger king, mcdonalds and me

      yo mama so fat when it rains she uses the highway for a slip and slide

      yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

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