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yo momma so stupid she sits on the couch and watches the t.v!!!!!
Yo Mama so stupid she put hot batteries in her pockets when her husband asked her what’s for dinner, she said Hot Pockets!!
you guys suck
All of yo mommas are so fat and ugly they made the “fuk” fat ugly klan
instead of the “kkk” the “fuk”
your mamas so poor she cant afford a job
your mom has wooden boobs and breast feeds the beavers
yo mama so hairy she was turned into a gorilla sanctuary
your rich momma is so dumb actualy exerice then just get lipo
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 momma’s so ugly, a policeman caught her masturbating and she was fined for animal cruelty.
ur momma so dirty, when she went in the bath tub…..the water jumps out
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Posted: February 13th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she sits on the couch and watches the t.v!!!!!
Posted: February 14th, 2008
Yo Mama so stupid she put hot batteries in her pockets when her husband asked her what’s for dinner, she said Hot Pockets!!
Posted: February 14th, 2008
you guys suck
Posted: February 15th, 2008
All of yo mommas are so fat and ugly they made the “fuk”
fat ugly klan
instead of the “kkk” the “fuk”
Posted: February 15th, 2008
your mamas so poor she cant afford a job
Posted: February 15th, 2008
your mom has wooden boobs and breast feeds the beavers
Posted: February 15th, 2008
yo mama so hairy she was turned into a gorilla sanctuary
Posted: February 15th, 2008
your rich momma is so dumb actualy exerice then just get lipo
Posted: February 15th, 2008
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
Posted: February 16th, 2008
Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 momma’s so ugly, a policeman caught her masturbating and she was fined for animal cruelty.
Posted: February 16th, 2008
ur momma so dirty, when she went in the bath tub…..the water jumps out