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494 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 144
    master D said:

      yo momma so stupid she sits on the couch and watches the t.v!!!!!

  2. 145
    Gamey said:

      Yo Mama so stupid she put hot batteries in her pockets when her husband asked her what’s for dinner, she said Hot Pockets!!

  3. 146
    pussy lover said:

      you guys suck

  4. 147
    yo daddy said:

      All of yo mommas are so fat and ugly they made the “fuk”
      fat ugly klan

      instead of the “kkk” the “fuk”

  5. 148
    madd said:

      your mamas so poor she cant afford a job

  6. 149
    Anonymous said:

      your mom has wooden boobs and breast feeds the beavers

  7. 150
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so hairy she was turned into a gorilla sanctuary

  8. 151
    fatmomajokes said:

      your rich momma is so dumb actualy exerice then just get lipo

  9. 152
    yo momma is my momma said:

      Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

      Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

      Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

      Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

      Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

      Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

      Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

      Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

      Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

      Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

      Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

      Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

      Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

      Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

      Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

      Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

      Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

      Yo mama grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

  10. 153
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 momma’s so ugly, a policeman caught her masturbating and she was fined for animal cruelty.

  11. 154
    the king said:

      ur momma so dirty, when she went in the bath tub…..the water jumps out

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