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493 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 155
    Big MD said:

      yo momma so ugly, when she was born her mom sed “wat a treasure” and her dad was like, “yea lets go bury it”

  2. 156
    lil aisian guy said:

      yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

  3. 157
    lil aisian guy said:

      yo momma so fat when she went to sea world the whales were pointing at her and saying we r family, i dont care if ur fatter than me

  4. 158
    Y0 mama so ugly when she went to austin they thought she was the tx chainsaw massacre said:

      Jdub 11 :-

  5. 159
    deep said:

      yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in september the kids say “its halloween already?”

  6. 160
    the man said:

      yo mama is so ugly she looked at an astroide and and saved the world.

  7. 161
    Anonymous said:

      your mum has so big pussy that she uses trade centre as her dildo.

  8. 162
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas teeth are so yellow she brushes them with bananas

  9. 163
    dudeman said:

      yo momma so fat wene she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out

      yo momma so fat wene she farted under water it started a tsunami

      yo momma so harry the only language she knows is wookie

      yo momma so ugly that if ugly where a crime she would get the eletric chair

  10. 164
    dudeman said:

      yo momma so ugly she scared off boogey man

      yo momma so fat that whene ever she farts somebody acuses her of globel warming

  11. 165
    asome man! said:

      yo momma so fat she should be on super size me

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