737 Yo Momma Jokes in “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”
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Yo momma is so fat she can’t fit into february, lets cut her up this month.
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yo momma so fat when she went to sea world the whales were pointing at her and saying we r family, i dont care if ur fatter than me
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
Tweetyo momma so ugly, when she was born her mom sed “wat a treasure” and her dad was like, “yea lets go bury it”
Tweetur momma so dirty, when she went in the bath tub…..the water jumps out
TweetLord Of Yomomma Jokes101 momma’s so ugly, a policeman caught her masturbating and she was fined for animal cruelty.
TweetYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
Tweetyour rich momma is so dumb actualy exerice then just get lipo
Tweetyo mama so hairy she was turned into a gorilla sanctuary
Tweetyour mom has wooden boobs and breast feeds the beavers
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