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493 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 12
    Yo Mamosa said:

      Yo momma like a hoover, always sucking dirtbags

  2. 13
    Yo Mamosa said:

      why yo momma such a dirty girl?

  3. 14
    Yo Mamosa said:

      yo momma, yo momma, yo momma… what can I say?

  4. 15
    nikki said:

      your momma so fat that when she cuts herself she bleeds grease!

  5. 16
    nikki said:

      yo momma so fat if u stuck a lawn mower on the bottom of her she could drive away!!!!!!

  6. 17
    nikki said:

      yo momma so fat that you be sucking on her like those jolly rancher lollypops!

  7. 18
    hedy said:

      yo momma so fat that you be sucking on her like those jolly rancher lollypops!

  8. 19
    hedy said:

      yo momma so fat she has her own orbit

  9. 20
    hedy said:

      yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving!

  10. 21
    hedy said:

      yo momma so fat when she was walking it out i thought she was having a seizure!!!

  11. 22
    I.D card said:

      I challenge anyboby

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