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537 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 243
    birdhouse670 said:

      yo momma is so fat she tripped on arbys, crushed mcdonolds, and fell on buger king

  2. 244
    shrake said:

      yo momma is soooooooooo fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target

      yea bitches get some

  3. 245
    Jonathan said:

      Yo momma’s like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans

  4. 246
    pimpsta said:

      yo mamma so fat when she falls she has to rock her self to get up but she rocks her self to sleep

  5. 247
    dj said:

      yo mamma is so fat that dora cant even explore her

  6. 248
    dj said:

      yo mamma is so fat that dora cant even explore her
      jaaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooooooooo

  7. 249
    Imma do me said:

      Yo mama so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited 4 change!

  8. 250
    ravharman said:

      yo mama is so fat she’s on both sides of the family

  9. 251
    ur father said:

      yo mama is so fat that when she jumped jumped out of a airplane she got stuck

  10. 252
    ur father said:

      ur mamas so stupid she shoved a battery up her butt and said i got the power!!!!!

  11. 253
    ur father said:

      yo mama is so ugly that when u joined the ugly contest they siad sorry no professionals

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