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517 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 265
    GOST said:

      VILOTZ R RED DOGS BITE WATCH UR FAVORIT COLR WIT IZ WYT

  2. 266
    GOST said:

      VILOTZ R RED SECURITY IZ GUARD BEND OVR ND I WIL DU IT HARD

  3. 267
    GOST said:

      VILOTZ R RED DAT GRL IZ FYN LETZ B ON DA BED DUIN A 69

  4. 268
    GOST said:

      VILOTS R RED DA WATER IZ LOW PLZ DECIDE IV U GUNA GIV ME A BLO

  5. 269
    pimped out nerd said:

      yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

  6. 270
    GOST said:

      GRAZZ IZ GREEN ME U SUMTYM FYT LETS B ON BED DUIN IT ALL NYT

  7. 271
    GOST said:

      yo momma ZO STUPI SHE FELL UP DA STAIRS. YO MOMMA ZO STUPID SHE GOT STABBED IN A SHOOT OUT

  8. 272
    Twitch said:

      yo momma is so ugly she had to put on TWO paper bags before she walked outside.

  9. 273
    Twitch said:

      yo momma is so fat the japanese ran away and screamed “ahhhh gozilla”

  10. 274
    Twitch said:

      yo momma is so hairy that the dog catcher thought she was a mut.
      yo momma is so stupid she thinks 2+2= 7.
      yo momma is so ugly that chinese go insane.
      yo momma is so dumb she thinks an equa means your parents are missing.

  11. 275
    austin bignell lives at 99 hillard unit 11 and i love him with my heart said:

      yo momma’s so fat she cant even jump to conclusion

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