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517 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 276
    austin the cuttie said:

      yo mamma is so ugly when she looks in a mirro the mirro scream and hides

  2. 277
    tim is hot said:

      ON THRUSDAY FEBEURAY 21 I GOT DUMPED BY MY BOYFRIEND AUSTIN AND I JUST HOPE HE KNOWS HE BROKE MY HEART AND I WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT I AM GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE

  3. 278
    jmon said:

      yo momma so big she doesnt fit on wallet sized pictures.

  4. 279
    kurtf said:

      YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW AND FELL UP

  5. 280
    sho'nuff said:

      yo mama so fat she left da house with high hills and came back home with slippers

  6. 281
    sho'nuff said:

      yo mama so fat she has to take off her pants to reach her back pocket

  7. 282
    zip said:

      Yo momma like a bag of chips…Free to Lay.

  8. 283
    zip said:

      Yo momma like a doornob, everybody gets a turn.

  9. 284
    mahad said:

      yo momma is so fat she launched her self in to orbit

  10. 285
    mahad said:

      yo mama is so black she farts ash

  11. 286
    mahad said:

      yo mama is so poor i saw her kick a can across a street ,i went up 2 her and asked her why she was kicking a can across the street and she said :nothing son just moving house

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