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565 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 298
    ACER said:

      YO momma sooooooo fat that every time she takes a step people in Japan yell EARTHQUAKE

  2. 299
    ACER said:

      Yo momma so white dat when u turn of the lights she looks like a freekin LAVA lamp

  3. 300
    ACER said:

      YO MOMMA LIKE MIKEAL JACKSON BI-SEXUAL HIDES IN CLOSETS AND IS WHHHHHIIIIITTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE

  4. 301
    bulldog said:

      yo mama so fat that when someone tells her to hall ass it takes her two trips

  5. 302
    gangster said:

      yo momma sooo stupid she had to put make-up on her face just to make up her mind

  6. 303
    Elite said:

      Yo Momma is SoOoOoOo ugly the plastic surgeon sued her!

  7. 304
    night adder said:

      yo mamma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

  8. 305
    night adder said:

      yo mamma is so stupid she choked herself with a cordless phone

  9. 306
    night adder said:

      yo mamma is so old i told her to act her age and she died

  10. 307
    night adder said:

      yo mamma is so dumb when we went to hells kitchen she thought satan was serving dinner

  11. 308
    night adder said:

      yo mamma is so tall she flipped and hit jesus

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