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493 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 23
    cedes said:

      yo mamma is so fat that she is on both sides of the family.

  2. 24
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas so fat jesus cant even lift her spirits

  3. 25
    BMP said:

      your mommas so fat jesus cant even lift her spirits

  4. 26
    vexx said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought a lightsaber was low in calories

  5. 27
    vexx said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought the e on the gas meter ment end so she sold it

  6. 28
    vexx said:

      yo momma so fat that when she got cut marshmellow fluff came out

  7. 29
    vexx said:

      yo mama, yo mama, yo mama o im not even gunna try

  8. 30
    vexx said:

      yo momma so fat that wen she played jumprope the chinese thought they were getting hit by nukes.

  9. 31
    puppylove said:

      you momma so fat when she put a yellow shirt on and went out side people kept snapping there fingers at her saying taxi, taxi!

  10. 32
    puppylove said:

      yo momma so ugly when i walked out side my eyes started burning

  11. 33
    vexx said:

      maybe they started burning because of the sun

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