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565 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 364
    joke master 72 said:

      YO MOMMA so fat dat thats a real hores on her polo shirt!!!!!!!

  2. 365
    Jaxk said:

      Yo Momma Is So Fat When she went to a weight competition she won first, second and THIRD!

  3. 366
    Jaxk said:

      yo momma is so fat when she took a step she was a thousand years older

  4. 367
    Jaxk said:

      Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

  5. 368
    Jaxk said:

      Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

  6. 369
    Willam said:

      Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!” And Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

  7. 370
    night adder said:
  8. 371
    jonathen said:

      yo momma got one arm and swim in circles

  9. 372
    lil G said:

      yo mamma iz so poor that she put a snicker on lay-away

  10. 373
    Anonymous said:

      your so black and your teeth are so yellow you look like a Pettisburg Steelers hellmit

  11. 374
    Dmac said:

      your so black and your teeth are so yellow you look like a Pettisburg Steelers hellmit

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