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565 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 375
    JOHN said:

      YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE SAW A SCHOOL BUS FILLED OF WHITE BOYS SHE SAID STOP THAT TWINKY

  2. 376
    JOHN said:

      YO MAMMA SO BLACK SHE HAD TO PUT A WHIT GLOVE TO EAT A TOOTSIE ROLL SO SHE WONT EAT HER FINGER

  3. 377
    JOHN said:

      KNOW WAT DMAC

  4. 378
    Hackin Retarded said:

      Your momma so stupid, when she had a brainstorm it only sprinkled!

  5. 379
    Hackin Retarded said:

      Your mommas so ugly that when she threw a boomarang it didnt come back!

  6. 380
    Balla B said:

      Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

  7. 381
    Ben said:

      Your mommas so old i told dat bitch to act her age and the hoe died,
      ur mommas like a freezer packin everyones meat
      ur mommas like a community bike, everyone gets a ride.

  8. 382
    Macker-baby!!! said:

      yo mamma is so damn strong she can chug peanut butter

  9. 383
    Tyler said:

      Yo momma so fat that when she had her period, she made the red sea

  10. 384
    Tyler said:

      lol this is 1 u guys never heard of before :D

  11. 385
    Tyler said:

      My brother made it up

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