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565 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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    Brandon Kelly said:

      yo momma is so fat she had to get airlifted to the ocean to take a bath

  2. 387
    Brandon Kelly said:

      yo momma is so fat last time she seen her phone number was on the scale

  3. 388
    cookies said:

      yo momma is so ugly she made a mime scream

  4. 389
    xFinalxSmashx said:

      you mommas so fat, bill gates couldnt pay for her liposucktion

  5. 390
    scar said:

      yo moma so poor when i was walking down the street i sa her in the dumpster i asked her wat she was doing she said christmas shopping.

  6. 391
    superman22 said:

      yo mommas so fat she stepped on the ocean and caused hurricane katrina.

  7. 392
    ryan said:

      yo mamas so fat i had sex with her and burnd my ass on the light bulb

      Yo mamas s fat she has more chins than a hongkong phonebook

  8. 393
    ryan said:

      superman22 lets hav a batl

  9. 394
    death said:

      yo momma is so nasty, when she opens up her legs, butter scotch crimpetts come shooting out

  10. 395
    antant said:

      Yo momma so fat it’ll take her three months to fit her butt on the toilet!

  11. 396
    abcd said:

      yo momma so black she fell and scoobydoo said i did that yesterday

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