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565 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 419
    suck my big mexican eggs and sausage said:

      you so ugly that when you wer born she put you in a basket and sent you down the river

      you dad so fat he opens up his legs at the metro and waits for a train to go in his pussy

      you will never have sex with another girl except with your mom cause you got an HIV from her after you were borrn

  2. 420
    Anonymous said:

      YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE GET PAID TO BREAK WINDOWS!

  3. 421
    #1 YO MAMA JOKER said:

      YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE GET PAID TO CRACK MIRRORS YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT LEFT IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH

  4. 422
    #1 YO MAMA JOKER said:

      YO MAMMA SO HAIRY SHE COULD`VE BEEN CHOBACCA FOR HALLOWEEN YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE COULD`VE BEEN SANTA CLAUS

  5. 423
    #1 YO MAMA JOKER said:

      YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND

      YO MAMMA SO STUPID WHEN THE DOOR BELL RANG SHE WENT TO THE MICROWAVE

  6. 424
    #1 YO MAMA JOKER said:

      WHO DARES CHALLENGE ME?

  7. 425
    #1 YO MAMA JOKER said:

      YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN U WERE BORN THEY THOUGHT U WERE AN ELEPHANT

      YOU ALL SUCK!

  8. 426
    yo momma said:

      yo momma so stupid she looked at the stop sign and waited for it to say go

  9. 427
    Anonymous said:

      knock knock
      whos there
      yo mumma
      yo mumma who
      HALLOWEEN ITS TILL OCTOBER

  10. 428
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Mumma A Chicken

  11. 429
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Mumma Is Soo Fat She Makes Elaphants Look Anorexic

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