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565 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 441
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma is so fat, when I said I wanted Pigs in a Blanket to eat, she jumped in the bed! OOOOOOOH! Burn baby burn!

  2. 442
    YungDeezy said:

      Yo momma is so fat when I said I wanted Pigs in a blanket, she jumped in the bed! OOOOOOOH! Burn!

  3. 443
    Joe said:

      Yo momma so ghetto when she breast fed u koolaid came out

  4. 444
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma is soo fat she looks like adams forehead

  5. 445
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma is soo fat she looks like adams crusty lips

  6. 446
    DOCK said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT THE WHITE HOUSE IS HER TINY APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 447
    DOCK said:

      YO MOMMA SO OLD THAT SHE SAT NEXT TO JESUS IN THE 3RD GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 448
    hucky said:

      ur momma so fat when she goes to kfc she askes for the bucket on the roof

  9. 449
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so big and fat that harry potter thought that it was Hagrid’s mom

  10. 450
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat I tried to hit it and my hand ran away

  11. 451
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so ugly when she looked at the onion she made the oinon start crying

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