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565 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 452
    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so stupid while chasing a dead cat she got ran over by a parked car

  2. 453
    best said:

      Your momma is so stupid everytime she blink she
      get lost.

      yo mama so stupid she stepped on ten cents at
      the ‘march of dimes.’

      your momma’s so stupid she asked me what comes
      after x in the alphabet , I said y and she said becauseI want to know

      yo momma so stupid i told her i was going to jail(gel) and she asked me to bring back some shampoo

      yo momma so stupid the police said you’re gonna be ar-rested and she said but i’m not sleepy

  3. 454
    playboybaby said:

      crackers ur a cracker

  4. 455
    yo momma so dumb said:

      yo momma so dumb and fat she didnt know if she wanted a chicken wing or chiicken wing and after the 6th hour she chose the chicken wing.

  5. 456
    yo momma so dumb said:

      yo momma so skinny she booked a flight on a paper airplane from baltimore to mars.

  6. 457
    yo momma so dumb said:

      yo momma so dumb she thought she spelled hannah backwards.

  7. 458
    yo momma so dumb said:

      yo momma so dumb even romedeo classes wouldnt take her.

  8. 459
    zezima said:

      does anyone on here no how to make a bot for rs?

  9. 460
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so ugly she had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her!!!

  10. 461
    Preston said:

      Yo momma is so ugly that she had to tie a steak to her face just to get the dog to play with her!!!

  11. 462
    Nowellqw said:

      thats for sure, brother

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