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565 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 496
    LaYuh said:

      howz about dis one yall
      Yo momma so fat she sweats crisco and Bleeds bacon grease

  2. 497
    LaYuh said:

      Yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the scale

  3. 498
    bb said:

      your mom is like wal mart always love pricees….always

  4. 499
    mj said:

      your momma is so fat she has to put on her belt with a boomerang.

  5. 500
    mj said:

      your mom is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade.

  6. 501
    sonny .b said:

      your moma’s so big she sat next to the whole class !

  7. 502
    yo mama said:

      yo mama is so old she played soccer whit moses

  8. 503
    yo mama said:

      yo mama is so fat that when she went to kfc they told her what bucket would U like she said the one on top pleas

  9. 504
    yo mama said:

      yo mama is so stupid when she went to the super bowl she took a spoon an a fork

  10. 505
    Da OnLy said:

      Your mama is so fat she broke the family tree.

  11. 506
    Da OnLy said:

      Your mama is so ugly she uses a make up called “why bother”

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