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565 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 518
    paige watkins said:

      riuhiic9ohe

  2. 519
    Killa Kev said:

      yo momma is so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock

  3. 520
    Killa Kev said:

      yo momma is so stupid i told her the drinks were on the house so she got a ladder…

  4. 521
    Killa Kev said:

      yo momma is so fat she crossed the street in september and when she got to the other side folks said, “man i still can’t believe its halloween already”

  5. 522
    Killa Kev said:

      yo momma is so stupid she got locked inside a mini-mart and starved to death
      yo momma is so fat the last time she seen 90210 was on a scale…lmao!!!!…
      (yea whoever posted that first said the show wrong)

  6. 523
    dld03 said:

      yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!!

  7. 524
    Barron said:

      yo mama soooooo stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

  8. 525
    tgg009 said:

      kbruson urjokes are retarded
      ur momma is so ugly the boogyman and chukie cried then peed there pants then ran away sceaming “MOMMMY!!!!!!!!!!” =:::(

  9. 526
    heyhayitscourtney said:

      yo mamma is like a dorknob everybody gets a turn lol
      i heard that on fresh prince tee hee

      yo mama is so stupid when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said oo it comes with cable too:) ROFL

  10. 527
    heyhayitscourtney said:

      i’m such a slut who eats men for breakfast

  11. 528
    ashton ally said:

      no stupid he’s talking about the joke

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