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565 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 529
    omid said:

      yo momma is so bald you can see whats on her mind.

  2. 530
    omid said:

      yo momma is so stupid I said go by me a tv she said witch color.

  3. 531
    rockergurl said:

      yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

  4. 532
    rockergurl said:

      yo momma so ugly when she went to take a shower the water jumped out

  5. 533
    rockergurl said:

      yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work so he won’t have to kiss her goodbye

  6. 534
    rockergurl said:

      yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles

  7. 535
    Jay said:

      Yo mama so fat when she fell on the floor i wasnt laughing but the floor been cracking up.

  8. 536
    tom and george said:

      yo mamma so fat she wanks over creamcakes

  9. 537
    tom and george said:

      yo momma so greasy she slipped to the moon and bak=ck

  10. 538
    steven mack said:

      tell you mamma to stop wearing green lipstick, she’s making my balls look like ninja turtles! C:

      alaaaa ting!

  11. 539
    steven mack said:

      says; jakes a big homo that needs to shut his mouth.. seriously.

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