565 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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1. 56
   Toad said:
   Posted: February 5th, 2008

   Yo Momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter, a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose

2. 57
   haitian chris said:
   Posted: February 5th, 2008

   BITCH YAH ALL LAME!!!!!

3. 58
   Mz.jaleel black said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   YO MOMMA SO STANK I WALKED IN THE ROOM AND THE STANK HIT ME IN THE FACE LIKE…..BAM!!!

   YO MOMMA SO DUM WHEN THE WEATHER MAN SAID IT WAS CHILLI OUTSIDE SHE RAN AND GOT A BOWL!!!

   YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID IT WAS A SOUPER BOWL SHE WENT AND GOT A BOWL AND SPOON !!!!

   YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN HER DAUGHTER SAID IT WAS RAINING CATS AND DOGS OUTSIDE SHE WENT TO CALL THE ANIMAL CONTROL!!!

4. 59
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   yo momma made atlantis to sink when she visited

5. 60
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   yo momma so greedy, she jumps into a food store and starts feeding from both ends

6. 61
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   yo momma so black you can draw white stripes on her with charcoal

7. 62
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   the titanic didnt hit an iceberg, it was one of yo mommas tampons

8. 63
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   yo momma so white she pisses tipex

9. 64
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   yo momma so fat dat when she waves her arms during church, she falls through her own anus

10. 65
    Karrot said:
    Posted: February 6th, 2008

    jokes 59 to 64 are all mine

11. 66
    Karrot said:
    Posted: February 6th, 2008

    yo momma so cross eyed, dat when she says grace, she farts amen

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