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500 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 67
    rafster said:

      yo mama so fat when she oredered a water bed the peope put a blacnket over the ocean

  2. 68
    ollie t said:

      yo mama is so fat when she walked down the street a policeman said break it up

  3. 69
    ollie t said:

      yo mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation

  4. 70
    ollie t said:

      yo mama is so fat when she stood on the scales it said to be continued……

  5. 71
    ollie t said:

      yo mama is so stupid she kincked a free loaf of bread

  6. 72
    ollie t said:

      yo mama is so stupid she ate her ipod apple (apple! Food)

  7. 73
    ollie t said:

      rafster mam is so ugly she went to a hoar house and they said sorry u cant have sex with men because u are a man

  8. 74
    dixie darlin said:

      yo momma so cheap she walked into a hardware store and got five cents a screw!

  9. 75
    wink said:

      yo momma so fat when she was sitting on tha toilet she was singing hea abc`s n it go a,b,c,d get yo fat ass off of me!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 76
    Anonymous said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SHE HAD TO WEAR A HELMET TO TAKE A DRIVERS TEST!!!!

  11. 77
    RAE RAE said:

      YO MOMMA SO RETARTED SHE WORE A HELMET TO TAKE A DRIVERS TEST???

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