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497 Responses to “February 2008 Yo Momma Cut Downs”

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  1. 78
    Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 said:

      Yo momma is soo poor the closest thing she had to a car was a cardboard box with 2 paper wheels.

  2. 79
    Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 said:

      Yo momma is sooo ugly when she went to the closet to change da boogyman said i ouit

  3. 80
    Lord Of Yomomma Jokes101 said:

      man, these yomomma jokes r borin lets go to knock knock jokes wait thats how it is with my balls clackin against moms mouth knock knock

  4. 81
    lil shorty $ the yo momma king $ said:

      yo momma is so small she jumped of a sidewalk to commit suciide

  5. 82
    Da Greatest said:

      yo momma so dumb on her job application it said write below the dotted line and she wrote ok

  6. 83
    kbruson said:

      yo mommaz sooo fat every time she eats mcdonalds goez outta business

  7. 84
    kbruson said:

      beat dis!!!! yo momz so fat her dog bit her and died of high cholesterol

  8. 85
    kbruson said:

      like dis???? yo momz skinny she swallowed a bowlin ball n peeps thought she was pregnant

  9. 86
    kbruson said:

      yo momaz so fat richard simmons laughs at her

  10. 87
    kbruson said:

      UR mommas so fat she she sat on a dollar and made change

  11. 88
    kbruson said:

      dis is da best… yo mommaz so fat to her ABC is KFC

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