1056 Yo Momma Jokes in “February 2010 Yo Momma Jokes”
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Yo momma can’t spell Febrerery so she’s stuck in January, better go back and help her out.
yo momma so fat that she got kicked out of an all you can eat
buffet for disturbing the peace and assaulting the food
yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck in the sky
Yo mamma’s teeth is so big when she sneezes she bites her neck
Yo mamma is poor she went to nandos just to stare at the chicken
Yo mamma so fat when she went bungie jumping she went straight to hell
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC, she asks for the bucket on the roof
Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.