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1650 Yo Momma Jokes in “February 2010 Yo Momma Jokes”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so large, she has her own moon.



  2. hahaha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she went on a scale the scale siad “to be continued”



  3. Rett's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she broke the LIQUID core!!!



  4. Sam's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so nasty, she doesnt have a purse. she keeps everything in the rolls of her back-fat!!!



  5. the boog's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with a food stamp!!!



  6. ali muhammad's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so slutty shes like a door knob, everyone gets a turn! somebody challenge me!



  7. GABRIELLA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE JUST UGLY ! !



  8. Brian's Momma Joke:

    To momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard



  9. Brian's Momma Joke:

    To momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard



  10. ronnie's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid your dad said it was chili outside yo mama ran outside with a spoon



  11. ronnie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl



  12. tikery's Momma Joke:

    your mamm a so stupid she bring a spoon to the super bowl



  13. Joka's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s Like A Library- She’s Open To The Public!!1



  14. freddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she was bungy jumping she went straight to hell



  15. Beastlyshooter's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat, she has to wear 2 watches: one for each timezone she is in.



  16. Ricardo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that it not even funny



  17. billy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that when she steped on to a waying skale it said one at a time please



  18. billy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that her beeper is a vcr



  19. billy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid that when she called 911 she said can u plez give me your number



  20. billy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!



  21. billy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning



  22. billy's Momma Joke:

    U Can use Dese Disses 2 kill sum1 in a dissin match!

    Yo mama So Poor

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

    Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

    Yo Mama So Fat

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

    U Can use Dese Disses 2 kill sum1 in a dissin match!

    Yo mama So Poor

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

    Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

    Yo Mama So Fat

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise



  23. billy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”



  24. billllolllllllll's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma can’t spell Febrerery so she’s stuck in January, better go back and help her out.



  25. billy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!



  26. billy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”



  27. brain's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy so stupid she failed a survery



  28. theresa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i ran around her two times and i got lost



  29. billy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so homeless she so an old lady and said let me have yo house



  30. lisa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter!



  31. lisa's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas house so small i ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside!



  32. carlos reculmay's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so poor she suck dick for 2 food stamps



  33. carlos reculmay's Momma Joke:

    yo moma teeth so yellow it took her 30 years to find a tooth brush



  34. Momma'sJoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!



  35. steven's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat shes like a doorknob everybody gets a turn



  36. yo momma so hairy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she made chewbaca look bald



  37. Luke12345's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thinks a quartar back is a refund



  38. Luke12345's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she turns on eletronic stuff it sais no signal



  39. Ashlyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl! Hahahaha!



  40. Erica Jones's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black, she drank water and peed coffee.



  41. Erica Jones's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she baby sat Jesus



  42. Joka's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so old she used to gang bang with the flintstones



  43. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she was on the beach, she was the only one that got a tan



  44. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that when she went into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck!



  45. bob's Momma Joke:

    ur mum so old i told her to act her age and she died



  46. carson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she had to get baptised in sea world



  47. carson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she puts her wallett in her belly roles



  48. Chuck's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma short she got rape by a gummy bear



  49. Chuck's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so short she need a sticky arm to get in da car door



  50. katieee's Momma Joke:

    hi



  51. liam's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old her birth certificate expired.



  52. bw's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so big when she was going to Walmart she triped over K-mart and hit Target.



  53. marqel's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so black whem she jumped in the ocean everyonr thought there was a oil slick.



  54. marqel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she passed the bathroom the toilet flushed



  55. marqel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it



  56. ambient cafe's Momma Joke:

    “??? ????? ???????? ???? ??????”



  57. Your mama so stupid, the first time she ride a airplain she taught she was SUPERMAN.'s Momma Joke:

    Cp money



  58. Victor's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS AN APPOLGY LETTER FROM THE CONDOM FACTOR



  59. Your mama so stupid the first time she saw a toilet, she taught it was a water fountain.'s Momma Joke:

    Cp money



  60. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like the titanic because she’s guaranteed to go down on the first date!



  61. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy that she makes chewbacca look bald



  62. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old that every time she eats a meal she calls it “the last supper



  63. Online Degree's Momma Joke:

    I like the questions! Yes i’ve seen them other places but it’s cool you gathered them all up. Ooh and I don’t think I will slit my throat thanks for the suggestion though. NOT



  64. Jake's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat that she sat next to EVERYBODY!



  65. K's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO HAIRY SHE OLMOST DIED OF RUG BURN



  66. emily's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she looked out a windo andher brother said “No mooning.”



  67. emily hock's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she plays pool with the planets.



  68. Phillip Huffaker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she fell, she didn’t laugh but the floor cracked up.



  69. Phillip Huffaker's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is like a doorknob…everybody gets a turn.



  70. Phillip Huffaker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she sits on her house she sits around it



  71. Doberman's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she threw to Tony Romo



  72. Doberman's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she thought a basketball was an orange



  73. Emily Hock's's Momma Joke:

    Emily is stupid



  74. Momma'sJoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama sooooooooo dang stupid, when there was an emergency, someone said call 911! and she said whats the number?!



  75. Beast's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so Stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.



  76. james's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she has to ride on a truck



  77. john aghim's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she calls 911 when the dog died



  78. john aghim's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she looks in the mirror and says whos that ugly thing



  79. thomas's Momma Joke:

    your momma teeth are so yellow it look like the sun is rising



  80. thomas's Momma Joke:

    youe momma food so nasty the homeless people gave it back



  81. justin sharp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed



  82. Joe MAMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo’MAMA SOOOOOOO *FAT* When she Jump fo JOOOOOOY, SHE GOT stuck….!



  83. Joe MAMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo’MAMA SOOOOOOO FAT! When she Jump fo JOOOOOOY, SHE GOT stuck….!



  84. Joe MAMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS IS SO STUPID…. SHE HAD YOU



  85. phat boii's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is 5 foot 2 and her stomach is fat. she might be taller if she just laid on her back



  86. phat boii's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stinky every time she walked by a dumpster it melts.



  87. mo-malley-mo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she jumped of the grand canyon she got stuck



  88. phat boii's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat every time she walks someone yells “earthquake!”



  89. Chuck norris beard's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat not even chuck norris could kick her off the ground.



  90. Chuck norris beard's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy people mistake her for chuck norris.



  91. dwight e credo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she like a mickey mouse going in the pig bath



  92. kervia reyes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent



  93. Yo mamma so old that she farts dust's Momma Joke:

    Savannah wells



  94. mailk's Momma Joke:

    yo mam so fat that when she went on the beach they yell free willy



  95. malik's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she use a mattres as a tampon



  96. LIL_K3L's Momma Joke:

    YA MAM SOOOO DUMB WEN SHE THEY SAID DO THE DOOKIE BROWN SHE ASKED WER DA TRASH CAN AT



  97. jeses's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so lazy wen she was done doodooing she put ha head inside and said ohh doodoo yummy



  98. LIL_K3L's Momma Joke:

    SOORY GUYS I MESSED UP DNT MIND THE UTHA 1

    YO MAMA SOOO DUMB WEN THEY SAID DO THE DOOKIE BROWN(DANCE) SHE YELLED WER DA TRASH CAN AT



  99. dodo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo ulgy wen a man saw ha he said while da get a makeup



  100. LIL_K3L's Momma Joke:

    DENAJA SO FAT SHE SAT ON PUBLIX N LOWERED DA PRICES



  101. 1234567889's Momma Joke:

    anthony had so big it got nuts inside of it



  102. hey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum wen she walked in the QUIET store and said ohhh thz purple/grape is banging



  103. anthony's Momma Joke:

    tatyana momma so fat she had to ride ontop the train



  104. anthony's Momma Joke:

    tatyana momma so fat she had to ride ontop of the train



  105. dcbsdlkdbdkl's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she saw doodoo and said uhhh hz brownies taste gud



  106. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she said that wal green is green



  107. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctors switched her with another baby so her mama wouldnt sue



  108. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she thought that tube was a bannana



  109. Momma'sJoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama teeth so yellow i cant believe its not butter!



  110. NathanXD's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so retarted that she thought the movie Grease was about hamburgers!



  111. liz's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma is so fat when she sat on wal-mart she lowered the prices



  112. Momma'sJoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who trew that pebble?



  113. Bri_an_ash's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat when she was constipated a mars bar fell out of her arse. Your momma so fat she had to get towed by a crane when she broke her leg.



  114. Momma'sJoker's Momma Joke:

    Stupid



  115. Momma'sJoker's Momma Joke:

    jk lol



  116. brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples!



  117. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is fatter than a candybar



  118. colm mc donagh's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she asked for directions down a mountin



  119. colm mc donagh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid/She asked for directions down a mountin



  120. Jeisly's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stomach glows



  121. Momma'sJoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder



  122. Momma'sJoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama So old i told her to act her age and she died.



  123. Momma'sJoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she fell down, she didnt laugh but the floor cracked up



  124. daniel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy you almost died from a rub born at birth



  125. tristian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy that you got a carpet burn when you was born



  126. junior's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor dta she asked a hobo 4 advice



  127. junior's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor dat she asked a hobo 4 advice



  128. junior's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy dat she make chubacca look cool



  129. junior's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so yellow dat jesus said “Let it shine” and she opened her mouth



  130. Joe Cool's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat a plane crashed into her and she said “who threw that rock”



  131. FAT JOE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN A BELUGA PLANE CRASHED INTO HER SHE SAID WHO THROW THAT PEBBLE



  132. FAT JOE's Momma Joke:

    DO YOU THINK I AM SEXY



  133. CRAP MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN A TRAIN HIT HER SHE SAID WHO BROKE THE TOILET



  134. JOE COOL's Momma Joke:

    I’M SO SEXY COME ON HUMP ME BIG DADDY



  135. Cathyx3's Momma Joke:

    yur momma is so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper himme up on aim cathy108×3 :D



  136. XDFGDFGNJMFGH's Momma Joke:

    ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS PARTY IN THE USA



  137. ASS 1's Momma Joke:

    SHITHOLES YO ALL SHITHOLES



  138. WET FLOOR's Momma Joke:

    ASS 1 WHO CRAPED ON THE FLOOR



  139. ASS 1's Momma Joke:

    YOU



  140. WET FLOOR's Momma Joke:

    ASS 2 WHO CRAPED ON THE WALL



  141. ASS 2's Momma Joke:

    YOU YOU YOU



  142. FOOD CRICITC's Momma Joke:

    THIS CRAP SUCKS



  143. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    BOOP SIZE 9999900000000045455 MILES TALL AND 786745857847387835838 MILES WIDE



  144. PLUMMER's Momma Joke:

    BUTT CRACK SIZE 9999999999999999999999999999999999 MILES WIDE



  145. download activation's Momma Joke:

    What is in this number?



  146. daniel's Momma Joke:

    njkd



  147. raul's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that the day she died the people finally saw the sunlight



  148. raul's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is sooo stupid that she put ur dog in the oven to make a hot dog



  149. Lazer T's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so old she baby sat zoes



  150. Lazer T's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she “tuchet” saturn she broke “ig”.



  151. Lazer T's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat someone shot her and died.



  152. Lazer T's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat the directer of king kong told her “do you want to be in my movie?”



  153. shannon hayes's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she went sky diving and worn a yellow jacket and when she jumped out every one tought the sky was falling



  154. katherine from c-c elem.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black wen she went to nite school no one knew she was there!



  155. jamie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so white she sat in between two black people and it looked like a giant oreo.



  156. jamie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she sat on a quater and a bugar popped out of george washingtons nose.



  157. jamie's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so stupid he asked his wife ” where do babies come from.



  158. Mandi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s hair is so nappy, all the birds keep chasing her ‘cuz they think it’s a good place to lay their eggs!



  159. julian's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly medusa turned into stone



  160. danny's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she got baptised in Gravy.
    yo mamma so stupid she studied for her blood test.



  161. matt and pierre's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she brought the bull dog to school the teacher said dont bring that ugly thing in here and the bulldog said aww please miss just dont stare at it



  162. SWEENEY's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MUM IS SO FAT WHEN KING KONG POPPED OUT HER BUT HE STARTED SINGING



  163. jake's Momma Joke:

    you mama was so fat i was laughing



  164. aj's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so old she farts dust



  165. AJ's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she got hit by a parked car



  166. AJ's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  167. AJ's Momma Joke:

    yo mams like a library open to the public



  168. AJ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama started the swine flu! :P



  169. kc's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly that when she saw a bus full white kids she said ” stop! that twinky”!



  170. Skippy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so tall she fell on a peble and her head hit pluto.



  171. Lazer T's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor when i asked her wheres the wash room she said “oh yeah forth bush to the right.”



  172. Lazer T and zipper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so constipated that when the people on the titanic thought it was sinking it was just yo momma!!!!!!!!!



  173. Lazer T and zipper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat people built a slide from her back “DOWN.”



  174. Joshuaaa's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so Ugly she makes blind kids cry.



  175. cassi horton's Momma Joke:

    ur mammas so ugly when she looked at the rainbow it turned gray!



  176. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so black when she get out the car the oil light came on.



  177. yo momma so ugly when she looked she ran away's Momma Joke:

    Nikia



  178. Jgaptg's Momma Joke:

    Gptp



  179. Nikia's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she dont have to put a mask on for hallowen lol lol lol



  180. Joshuaaa's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so black she was marked Absesnt for night school.



  181. anthony salley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles pop out



  182. jermz a beast's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out



  183. Momma's Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when u were a kid and she tucked u in she scared the monsters under ur bed away ;)



  184. jaskarn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company



  185. bob's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dumb she put on a paper on her tv ans said that she was watching paper view.



  186. bob's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dumb she put on a paper on her tv and said that she was watching paper view.



  187. F to the A to the T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy when she went out for a walk some1 yelled “the gorilla is loose! the gorilla is loose!”



  188. F to the A to the T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat every time she jumps every1 sings “A Whole New World”



  189. phat boii's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  190. mo-malley-mo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she got a ticket for disrupting the peace



  191. Chuck norris beard's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she gave chuck norris a heart attack



  192. shuhel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly that the day she died the people finally saw the sunlight



  193. EGGNOG's Momma Joke:

    your mum = ripped!



  194. EGGNOG's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so ugly when she eats a hamburger its like watching jurassic par in surround sound.



  195. kie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she played bowling with a badminton racquet



  196. sylvain's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamaso stupid she thought KFC was a restaurants…damn



  197. sylvain's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thaught KFC was a restaurant…damn



  198. sylvain's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thaught cherios was donut seeds



  199. sylvain's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the last time she seen 90210 was on a scale



  200. liam burk's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat when she puts on her red raincoat people think she’s a double deaker bus



  201. dylan burke hamilton's Momma Joke:

    yO mums upper lip is so hairy she braids it!!!



  202. dylan burke-hamilton's Momma Joke:

    yo muma is so fat the only letters she knows in the alphabet is k f c



  203. dylan burke-hamilton's Momma Joke:

    yo muma is so ugly her bowl of rice crispies goes snap cracle and hey woman your scaring me



  204. dylan burke-hamilton's Momma Joke:

    ggdggdgdgdggdgdgdgdgdgdgggddg



  205. RickyC's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is Like A Carpet She Can’t Wait To Get Laid



  206. Nikias's Momma Joke:

    Yo momas so stupid i just dont know wat 2 say



  207. treysongz22's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she cant afford her life



  208. treysongz22's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so fat wen she jumped in the ocean the ocean jumped out and said I’ll wait my turn



  209. treysongz22's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat… i dont even got a joke for that



  210. treysongz22's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so poor the bank took her cardboard box ( home ) away fom her because she couldnt pay her rent

    took her cardboard box ( home ) away fom her



  211. treysongz22's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so fat wen she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  212. treysongz22's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so black wen u compare her to burnt charcoal the burnt charcoal is always lighter



  213. james's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat they call her mom



  214. dimmey's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that she make santa look thin



  215. lanceif's Momma Joke:

    i am kooll



  216. kirkie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama



  217. konerd's Momma Joke:

    you are so thing that she is thin



  218. gonard's Momma Joke:

    hey ppz i am gonard an mi joke is kool



  219. frank solano's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that when she saw the word stupid she said”oh that’s my name”



  220. CelieGreen's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat that she would of been in E.T. except when she rode past the moon she caused an eclipse.



  221. mr poopy man's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is your mother



  222. your name here's Momma Joke:

    mr winky went down the street to find a nice vagina to lick



  223. fafafafa's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so peng when i see her i cry



  224. paige's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat it took me a train and two buses to get on her good side!



  225. jabawoky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund



  226. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she has to drive a spandex car just to get to work



  227. ********'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she came to a stop sign and waited for it to say ‘GO’.



  228. Gummy Bear's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat, when she looked out her window, dead people scream.



  229. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so little she can do suicide of the curb of the road.



  230. seth bell's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ghetto she farted and you caame out



  231. Regina's Momma Joke:

    what did you get on because i just wach yo momma.com and it was so funney girl you shold wached it so if you did wasent it funney girl so are you coming to my birthday party



  232. Momma's Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she made Micheal Jackson famous



  233. Momma's Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama house so small when i walked in i walked out



  234. Carlos's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy that she had competition with Chubacca and she won.



  235. maje ya digg catracho's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thout tiger woods was a forest in india



  236. maje ya digg catracho's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like lime wire she gives everyone a virus



  237. maje ya digg catracho's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a light switch even 5 year olds turn her on



  238. svet's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy it looks like she has bob marley in headlock!



  239. svet's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy that when she lifted her armpit tarazan swung from a hair and did his yell.



  240. beccaa:)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she once threw up in Africa and stopped starvation forever



  241. Andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when god said “Let there be light” he told her move yo big ass over!



  242. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    if you reading this you is a big ass bitch!!!!!!!!!



  243. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is LIke A Libary She’s Open To The Public



  244. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma Is So Stupid Half Way Down The CN Tower She Asked For Direction’s



  245. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Fat She’s Mona Coote



  246. Cody's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Fat She Is Pam



  247. Rayne N Cody's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Hairy N Fat Kids Saw Her And Yelled Santa Claus



  248. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma Went To Walmart Because She Heard Kids Pants Were Half Off



  249. cody's Momma Joke:

    you momma so ugly she made Michal Jackson look like brad pit



  250. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    YOur Momma Is So Greasy She Is Kyra Commanda



  251. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is Like A Refridgeerator Weiners Come In Weiners Come Out



  252. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a pool table balls com in balls come out



  253. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    YOur Momma Is So Greasy She Is Kyra



  254. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she is like the internet



  255. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so bait she is from scrubbyland



  256. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Scrubby She Makes Spongebob Look Smooth



  257. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she makes osamin bin ladin look like he is balld



  258. jonny's Momma Joke:

    rayne and cody you guys have skill jokes



  259. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    Yor mom



  260. Kane's Momma Joke:

    I Love Mona



  261. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    Cody Is My Friend



  262. cody's Momma Joke:

    rayne is my friend
    yo momma so fat she is just fat



  263. jonny's Momma Joke:

    lol i c u guys rock



  264. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    YOu Got Facebook



  265. jonny's Momma Joke:

    nope



  266. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car



  267. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Awsome I Bang Her 24/7



  268. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she is on both sides of the family



  269. Rayne & cody's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Hairy She Got Affros On her Nipples



  270. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    This IS The Bagel (o)



  271. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to the carnavel kids tried to ride her



  272. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Fat I Cant Cleveland Steamer On Her



  273. kane's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb when she saw cheerios she said dount seeds



  274. ashlee nichole's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black , that when she smiled it looked like two chicklet gums were floating in the air !!



  275. jack denton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car



  276. Wacky McButt's Momma Joke:

    your mom is sooooooooo stupid that she could trip over a wireless telephone.



  277. richard.s's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she got cut by a razor phone



  278. richard.s's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny you must use cheerio as condom



  279. Livvie A.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb when a her professer told her to write and essay she thought he said ride an essa and screwed a mexican!!!



  280. sheldon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat they had to baptise her in sea world



  281. stebie's Momma Joke:

    lets get off mothers cus i just got off yours



  282. asia heath's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamay so siney. i can rap a teefpick around her wast.



  283. asia heath's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamay so siney. i can rap a teefpick around her wast.



  284. Your mom's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so old she touched jesus hand and said damn thats firm



  285. YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    IS SO HAIRY THAT… hAN SOLO THOUGHT SHE WAS CHEWBACA



  286. ilse and justice's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE JUMPED INTO THE OCEAN AND THE WHALES STARTED SINGING ” WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN THO U ARE FATER THAN ME “



  287. lexie's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat that her nipples are the size of elmo’s balls.



  288. omar's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she jumps on a rainbow
    skittles pop out.



  289. omar's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s apartment is so small i walked in and
    i walked out the back door.Ha ha ha ha ha ha…



  290. yor mammas but is so harry's Momma Joke:

    in the treets they said oh helllllll amarica!



  291. yor mammas but is so harry's Momma Joke:

    in the streets they said oh helllllll amarica!



  292. omar's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor i saw her kicking a can down
    the street i told her wat she doin she said moving.



  293. fatte your mamma jokes's Momma Joke:

    &%*&$T$W^&^$$%&*^*&(%#%^$ YOU @$#%%$# THAT IS MY MAAMMA IS SO FAT SHE GOT ON THE TV AN SAID DAMN I WAY AS BIG AS A DAMN WHALE



  294. britney's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went to the fitness club ,haiti had another earthquake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  295. britney's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat that the horse on her polo shirt is real



  296. -Moe-Money-'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so horney & FAT people mistake her for a Sperm whale!!!



  297. Kaitlyn's Momma Joke:

    Corny: Yo mama breath is so hot that when the heat blew out people was knockin at her door 4 heat



  298. Michael's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu!



  299. nobody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections



  300. nekole's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid i put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool and she drown!!



  301. Justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor, she makes por people look rich.



  302. mark maes's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she ran out in a red dress,everybody said “hey kool aid”.



  303. mark's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat even dora couldn’t explore her



  304. mark's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she went to in-and-out,she never came out



  305. joke masta's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when jesus was making the earth and putting it somewhere,yo momma was there to tell him where to put it



  306. joke masta's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,she wore a yellow dress and went by the bus stop and kids started to ride her



  307. joke masta's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i went in the front door and lit a match and she said i didnt know we had heat



  308. joke masta's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i saw her in the trash and asked what she was doing and she said christmas shoppin



  309. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so lame she told a joke and the cricket commited suicide



  310. no name's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old people clocked her with a sundial



  311. no name's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her first christmas was her last



  312. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she took the IQ test and got -2



  313. whatever's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she walked into a oil factory and the oil leak light went on



  314. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so small when she was at school she found a locker and asked the principal for a lease



  315. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i went into her house and lit a match and all the roaches came to me singing clap yo hands stomp yo feet look at the match now we got heat



  316. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought miracle whip was a facial cream ha ha ha



  317. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid



  318. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she can’t spell feburuary so she’s stuck with january



  319. michael's Momma Joke:

    your so ugly when you got down the bus the bus drver slapped your mother for giving you birth



  320. you mamma is so fat's Momma Joke:

    when she sees norbet she sais im resfusha!



  321. angel ledesma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat wen she jumped in a pool she made a hole in the world



  322. angel ledesma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when she fartted pouder came out



  323. aric's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when lady gaga walked up she said whos the bitch know!!!



  324. aric's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so white and fat the kids came over and said silly rabit tricks are for kids



  325. ????'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy she can speak wookie!!!



  326. Lil'mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat when she passed by your tv youve missed three episodes.



  327. Lil'mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so poor she couldnt pay so much attention.



  328. Lil',mama's Momma Joke:

    Your so ugly when you passed by three blind kids they all started crying.



  329. austin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store.
    yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
    yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish.



  330. austin's Momma Joke:

    you so ugly when you were born your mom said what a miracle and your dad said ya lets burry it.



  331. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her car got stretch marks



  332. john doaned yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is the joke



  333. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow it started rainin skittles.



  334. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she uses a matress as a tampon.



  335. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
    Yo mamma so dity the trash took her out.
    Yo mamma so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
    Yo mamma so old her breast milk is powder.



  336. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so poor i seen her kikin a can across the street i asked her wat she is doin she said im moving.



  337. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo teeth so yellow they put the sun out of buisness.



  338. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat the planets orbit around her



  339. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat the last time she seen 90210 was on the scale.



  340. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she went to and ugly contest and they said sorry no proffesonals.



  341. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she layed on the beach and everyone ran around her screaming free willy.



  342. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid when ur dat said its chilly out side she ran out there with a spoon.



  343. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old her birth certificate says 1.



  344. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout.



  345. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the cowch.



  346. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for moonin.



  347. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she new the burger king when he was a prince.



  348. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she has a pic of moses in her year book.



  349. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so nasty she made right guard turn left.



  350. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she just stupid.



  351. Joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she asked you what is the number for 911



  352. Salem's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat, she makes olympic sumo wrestlers look anerexic.



  353. Salem's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat her shadow weighs 45 pounds.



  354. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth



  355. Jason DeVaughn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus came by full of white kids and she said stop that twinky!!



  356. DJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she walked down the street with one shoe on and i asked if she lost the other and she said no i found this on in the dumpster



  357. me bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she sold her house to pay her electic bill.



  358. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy, big, and black they mistaked her for king kong



  359. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupped i asked her to pollish my knob and she went to the front door



  360. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupped she gave a guy her money so he wouldnt rob her



  361. brittany kemp's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she filled the grand canyon and used it for a bath>>



  362. Treblig Ramirez Jr.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a mosquito-
    I have to slap her to stop sucking.



  363. Billie Joe Armstrong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a pool table-
    She likes balls in her pocket. (Yes I am really Billie Joe Armstrong.)



  364. luke's Momma Joke:

    your momma so old she has a autographed bibel



  365. Zake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is do ugly when she went to the beach the whales stared singing “we are family”!



  366. Alex's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory because she threw out all of the “W”



  367. Alex's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie!



  368. Alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thought that you were beautiful!



  369. Zake's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hairy the animal control caught her, took her to the zoo, and put her in the gorilla exhibit!!!!!!



  370. Alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thought SHE was beautiful!



  371. ????????????????'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she has Jesus in her year book



  372. andy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got kill by a riesckipi



  373. kiana's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black you tried to comb your hair you couldn’t see it



  374. Kathy R$'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so fat, when an airplane crashed into her arm, she said” Damn, Misqutos these days!”



  375. ben burns's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she makes a olympic sumo wrestler look annerecic!



  376. william erts's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when yo dad says ‘did you wash the dishes’ she put the sattilite dish in the dishwasher



  377. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    Your Mom Is Like A Frige weiners come in weiners come out



  378. william's's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor that when she looked at the stars, i said ‘what are you doing?’ she said ‘watching star wars’



  379. Azriel Sasser's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly that when God created her he was high



  380. wendy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat thet when she walked infront of the tv 7 comercials passed by



  381. wendy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that when i saw her screaming at an envelope and asked what are you doing she said that she was leaving a voicemail



  382. wendy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she tripped on 1st street she landed on 21st street



  383. wendy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said no professionals allowed



  384. wendy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she has a picture of jessus in her year book



  385. young money a.k.a got swagga's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that when she through a ball at the floor she missed



  386. young money a.k.a got swagga's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she could play monkeys in the barrel with king kong and a and the grand canyon



  387. Marie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when ya daddy kicked her outta thaa house he got a ticket fo littering!



  388. Yer ma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, she stood on the scales and her phone number came up



  389. Boi!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat bshe sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out



  390. michela's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she on both sides of the family



  391. michela's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty she make mud look good



  392. michela's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she took a spoon to dha super bowl



  393. michela's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny sh swalloed a penut nd looked 5 months prego



  394. michela's Momma Joke:

    i have dha joke nd im only 13 so bring it



  395. william's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that when i said her fly was open she got the fly swater



  396. william's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so smelly that the trash took her out



  397. william's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she scared everybody at the haunted house



  398. william's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when the church bell rang she yelled ‘taco bell is open’



  399. william's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she uses the empire state building point as a toothpick



  400. william's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to make lays potato chips wake up



  401. chance's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth are yellow she shut her mouth and her belly glowed!!!!



  402. Rayne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Tight That her Vagina Is LIke A Zipper



  403. cody's Momma Joke:

    cody



  404. cody's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat she is just fat



  405. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she saw a red a red carpet she thout it was a froutroolup



  406. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fatshe got hit by a parked cars



  407. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat it took her 100000 years to get around her bedroom



  408. dakota s's Momma Joke:

    yo momma just hot



  409. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she is on both sides of the family



  410. cody's Momma Joke:

    you moma so fat she fell of both sides of her bed



  411. kane's Momma Joke:

    your momis so fat she farted and droped dead



  412. kane's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat she farted and droped dead



  413. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when i told her to act her age she dide



  414. cody's Momma Joke:

    go leafs go



  415. standon's Momma Joke:

    Hi im on the internet buttholes jacka*************



  416. stephan & brandon's Momma Joke:

    hot ass u lookin fine i got a bonor



  417. standon's Momma Joke:

    Hi



  418. cody's Momma Joke:

    i am gay do me in the ass crack



  419. cody's Momma Joke:

    i am gay do me in the ass crack right now or i will rape u!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  420. Tyler's Momma Joke:

    Yo Moma so fat when a bus hit her she turned around and said who threw that rock



  421. Ty;er's Momma Joke:

    yall suck



  422. max's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she went to a funeral and said happy birthday.



  423. max's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so dumb she went to a funeral and said happy birthday



  424. max's Momma Joke:

    f u



  425. abel martine's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so she uses mexico the whole country as hwer tanning bed.



  426. Raven's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory BITCHES



  427. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly obama shot himself



  428. pr.obama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old moses is youger then her



  429. YoMommaJoker1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to put on her lipstick with a paint- roller



  430. virginia's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat her belt size is the size if the equator.



  431. zach's Momma Joke:

    fat



  432. kayla:)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma like a doorknob everyone get a turn



  433. Ryan D. Schroeder's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she stuck 4 bateries up her butt and screamed I got the power.



  434. DRAKE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE GET THROUGH HAVING SEX SHE SMOKES TURKEY



  435. Tayyy ;'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama So Nastyy , She Went && Suckedd Uhp Yp Daddyy , Thenn Camee Andd Kissedd Yhu Goodniqhtt :)



  436. Yakatori's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she has a fat manakin to put her clothes in



  437. Yakatori's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so slow it took 10 years to take one step



  438. Yakatori's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so hairy she looked like a bush and nobody noticed her, but the tree did



  439. Yakatori's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she fell out the car and nobody was laughing but the ground was cracking up



  440. Yakatori's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy george lucas used her as chewbaca



  441. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.



  442. Colby's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat it takes half a gallon of gas to get around her.



  443. andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow her stomach glows



  444. andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she sat next to Jesus in the second grade



  445. andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when the door bell rang she thought the oven was done



  446. andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat your size is loose some weight bitch



  447. andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she dress up in yellow people twinke



  448. hunter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she made right guard turn left



  449. hunter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so yellow cant beleive its not butter



  450. hunter's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth so yellow when she looks out the window and smiles everyone slows down



  451. hunter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry



  452. hunter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  453. hunter and madison's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she called her son a** and her house crack.one day a** went missing and she called the cops and said i cant find my a** i looked up my crack but i cant find him



  454. hunter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices



  455. D's Momma Joke:

    yomomma is like a keyhole things go in & out



  456. Elijah's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s like a brick, dirty, flat, and laid by Mexicans



  457. jhgj's Momma Joke:

    yo gablle!



  458. B's Momma Joke:

    hey peeps!!!!!!



  459. hey's Momma Joke:

    no what foo?



  460. Brittany's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so nasty I called her on the phone and she gave me an ear infection.



  461. david w.'s Momma Joke:

    yomomma so fat she uses her panties as a parachute



  462. tristin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a door nob. everyone gets a turn. yo mama like a hrdeware store 5 cents a screw. yo mama so obsest with subway she called to ask about my 5 dalla foot long.



  463. beast's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma got three tongues, she talks like this, like this, like this.



  464. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made a onion cry!!!!!!!!!!!!



  465. Josh Burns's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor I walked in the front door and came out the back.



  466. Queen Jess's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so blonde paris hilton got a college degree



  467. Taylor...'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid that whenever you say its chilly outside she runs outside with her bowl



  468. erik's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she played pool with the planets



  469. erik's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas house is so dirty the coach roaches ride on dung bettles



  470. erik's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is like a vacume cleaner she sucks and blows and gets laid in the back of a closet



  471. Lemon's Momma Joke:

    Your mum is so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I thought Eastenders had started!



  472. Lemon's Momma Joke:

    Your mum’s so fat that when she fell off her bed, she made a crater!



  473. Lemon's Momma Joke:

    Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!



  474. Momma Joke:'s Momma Joke:

    Your mama so dang ugly dat she looked at her reflection in da sea and it cracked like a mirror.



  475. arwid's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she do a pee its like a tsunami



  476. adam's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid that she forgot their panties in her car



  477. Ned's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she is a retard



  478. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat dora could’nt explore her



  479. TUBBS's Momma Joke:

    yo mommo so fat when she goes out in her yellow rain coat people yell “taxi”



  480. TUBBS's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when she went to school ther was no history class



  481. TUBBS's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she trid to droun a fish



  482. TUBBS's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family



  483. Annie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so old she used to gangbang with the Hebrews



  484. luis ferreyra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she puts a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!



  485. Lane Odom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so racist she only ate the cream out of the oreo!



  486. Lane Odom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she drowned the ocean!



  487. Lane Odom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said “We cant fix that!”



  488. Lane Odom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat fruits and veggies made her gain more weight



  489. Lane Odom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she couldnt afford a free sample!



  490. lANE ODOM's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat every time she turned around she changed 5 zip codes



  491. Lane Odom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor homeless hobos gave her money



  492. Lane O's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she went to college to get her stupid degree



  493. Lane 0's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she couldnt afford a free prize



  494. Lane o's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so rich she couldnt afford free



  495. Lane o's Momma Joke:

    yO MAMA so dumb she predicted a earthquake in haiti after it happened



  496. Lane O's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she was the largest object west of the Mississippi River



  497. Lane Odom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy she hired a guy who cut grass to cut her back



  498. You got dissed's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat, the only thing stopping her from conquering the world is the FRONT DOOR!



  499. You got dissed's Momma Joke:

    You so ugly, God regretted to make humans!



  500. yo mommas so old!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old her birth number is 0000000000000003



  501. xXMolliXx's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so easy, a caveman can do it.



  502. manhattan101's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so damn stupid she though tiger woods was a forest



  503. Latisha McPenuts's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so stupid she tried talking to rice crispies.



  504. dennis's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she jumped stuck and said i will live if you give me butter



  505. David's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door



  506. Yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she’s stupid



  507. argounant's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out



  508. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Burnt so much rubber in yo momma they nick named fish tale



  509. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big when she walks down the stree she gets a ticket for driving on the sidewalk.



  510. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas a battle ship we callher the uss america cuz she was built out of recycled condoms from all the soldiers in Iraq.



  511. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so quick to suck a black dick they nick named her knonigg.



  512. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so quick to suck a black dick they nick named her konigg



  513. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dum when I asked to play x box she spread her legs



  514. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas my babeys mother



  515. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so far fetched she thinks her names fido and she chases dong dong alday yelling snausages snausages.



  516. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old they have to use tarn-x to wax her ass.



  517. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    I made yo momma spontaneously combust wanna know how I shuved a cork in her ass and fed her chilli beans till her ass exploded.



  518. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dum I called her wack and she started giving me a hand job



  519. Sally's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she chaces people in hot dog customs!



  520. Smurf's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor that people from haiti are paying her



  521. Smurf's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so ugly not even ripley could believe it



  522. tj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that when she breast feed it comes out as powder



  523. tj's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas breath smells so bad when she yawns her teeth duck



  524. fbvn's Momma Joke:

    tyler



  525. ChriS's Momma Joke:

    yo MOmma so poor she ate cereal with a FORK too Save Milk



  526. ChriS's Momma Joke:

    yO mOmma so dumb she thought a Quarterback Was a refund



  527. yomama333's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly,I think she forgot to turn off her Ben 10 watch



  528. yomama333's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,when she goes to the beach she`s the only one that get a tan.



  529. yomama333's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,when she goes to the pool all the little kids start drowning.



  530. yomama333's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black,when she goes in the hot tub she makes co



  531. yomama333's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,she keeps food in her wallet



  532. yomama333's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,when she step on a scale buzz lightyear came out and said “to infinity and beyoned”.



  533. yomama333's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, she thinks youtube is a cind of myspace



  534. yomama333's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she thinks youtube is a kind of myspace



  535. yomama333's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old,she has more rinkles then a chinese phone book.



  536. yomama333's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama hates you so much when you talk to her threw the phone she hangs up on you.



  537. merty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she didnt fit in the world



  538. adolfo mejia's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she got on a scale it said “it wants your weight not your phone number”.



  539. adolfo mejia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she got locked in a bed factory and slept on the ground



  540. adolfo mejia's Momma Joke:

    YO mamma so FAT!!!!!! when she put on a red shirt kids yelled out “HEy its kool -aid man”



  541. billybob's Momma Joke:

    All of ya are my hoes



  542. Ivan's Momma Joke:

    your teeth are so yellow that when you spit your mom mistaken it for butter



  543. ivan's Momma Joke:

    your so black at nidnight when your mom yelled out youur name and you were standing in front of here



  544. weezzy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her driverslicense picture says “to be continued on back!”



  545. Cassius Cummins's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so juicey that she breast feeded you Khool Aid



  546. neilryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when her husband saw her taking a shower he thaught it was a sumo wresler taking a shower



  547. RETTY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE IS BIGGER THAN KING KONG,S BODY



  548. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    LICK YOUR DIKC



  549. william's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so stupid she thought iron man was a pearson who irons clothes



  550. Kristian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down



  551. Kristian's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old when God said “let there be light” she hit the switch!



  552. Kristian's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old she has a bible autographed by Jesus



  553. killa mane's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went to buy a waterbed they put a blanket over lake
    michigen



  554. rachel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she has here own planet!!!



  555. Ivan garcia's Momma Joke:

    Hi am gay and I had sex with my dad yesterday, oh I sucked his DICK!!!! it was hairy you know what I im going to have sex right now with him rigt now hey dad iets have sex right now ok bye



  556. adolfo mejia's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid when she saw a bus full of white kids she said stop thaT twinkie



  557. adolfo's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  558. christopher sekulovski's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sits on the toilet the toilet sings ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.



  559. christopher sekulovski's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when a cop pulls her over and givs her a ticket she thinks the ticket is a certificate for speeding on the highway



  560. christopher sekulovski's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she was born the doctor slaped her parents then gave her chocolate fudges to live.



  561. christopher sekulovski's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she had sex with the teletubbies



  562. cheistopher sekulovski's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when goes to jurassic park it brings back memories



  563. christopher sekulovski's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she farts on the toilet the toilet says eewww I’m not the fart toilet thats the fart toilet I’m the bathroom toilet you fat farter



  564. christopher sekulovski's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she gets hit by a city bus she says who threw that big rock



  565. gtggf's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid shes stupid



  566. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so slowit took her 2 hours just to watch 60 minutes.



  567. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat when she went to the doctor and they asked for her weight the doctor said ” Umm excuse me maam but i asked for your weight not your phone number.”



  568. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat her measurement is 36 by 36 inches… and that’s just her right leg!



  569. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat people run around her for excercise.



  570. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she asked ” Why is the grass “



  571. dj's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw yourumbilical cord she said wow it comes with cable



  572. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she asked why is the grass greener on the other side everyone answered because your not standing on it!



  573. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that when she walks past ppl on the street they start singing we are the world.



  574. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that an italian explorer went up to her and said i’ve discovered new land!!



  575. the cat's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she sat on a dollar it made change



  576. discount erectile dysfunction medications's Momma Joke:

    I really like your blog and i respect your work. I’ll be a frequent visitor.



  577. jan's Momma Joke:

    up what hommes



  578. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    If your momma was an ice skater shed be Kristina yamacucci and she do the triple clutz cuz she just be fallin on dick



  579. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor the people from haiti had to give HER money.



  580. corneil's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she was in jesus yearbook



  581. suzi patrick's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales sang..”we are family..”



  582. B's Momma Joke:

    To momma so fat they droped her in japan instead of the atom bomb



  583. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    c



  584. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat that when a bus crashed into her, the bus bounced back



  585. gfdf's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat that when a bus crashed into her, the bus bounced back



  586. Marilyn's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid, she sat on the tv, and watched the couch! bahahahaaaa



  587. Kaye's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat the air force had to air lift her across the country when her family went on vacation.



  588. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat her size is LSWB!(Loose some weight bitch!



  589. j webby web's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she did jumping jacks she caused the earthquack in hatti



  590. j's Momma Joke:

    bcfvcg



  591. andre's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she uses old spice for cooking



  592. andre's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat god told her to move cause she was blocking the light



  593. a.k.a dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor her picture on food stamps:( i hope dat aint none of yall mammas out there.



  594. a.k.a. dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    ure mama so poor she tried to buy a playstation 3 with food stamps



  595. a.k.a dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    your mama so dum when she got strucked by lightling she said i got the power



  596. a.k.a.dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so sad when a hobo asked 4 money she gave him a coupon 2 good willsons



  597. a.k.a.dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles poped out



  598. a.k.a. dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so poor when i steped on his banged up skateboard he said get off my f****en car



  599. a.k.a.dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo gardener so poor when i pist in her yard she said thanks 4 watering my lawn



  600. a.k.a.dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when she got to 2 children she went around asking people to pay their childsupport



  601. a.k.a dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    never spend the nite at a friend house because i asked his mama wats 4 lunch and she tried to throw me in the oven



  602. clementino's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she waited for the stopsign to say go!



  603. a.k.a dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she tried to pay childsupport with foodstamps



  604. a.k.a. dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she got on the helicopter the spinning thing at the top turned clockwise then it crashed



  605. a.k.a. dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirrior she saw shrek the green oger



  606. a.k.a dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she waited 4 it 2 snow to make snowcones



  607. a.k.a. dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she looked in the pool the water dissappered



  608. violet jat shariff's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she tries to steal free samples.



  609. linda's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor, she can’t even pay atention



  610. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she took a shit on her head,becuz she had a shit on her mind



  611. Cleopatra's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off



  612. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she took a dump on her head,cuz she had shit on her mind



  613. garry's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i toke a pic. of her last christmas and its still printing



  614. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald she took a dump on her head,cuz she had shit on her mind



  615. J$'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she wouldn’t stop staring at the carton of orange juice for having “Concentrate”



  616. George Robinson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean everybody yelled katrina



  617. Musly toxicated's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so0 short she wipes the floor standing up



  618. pxc sheff s5 brap's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she tried to measure a ruler



  619. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Jason’s Momma is just ugly…hahahahahaha



  620. BitchAssDicksLips's Momma Joke:

    ur mommmas face is so greasy her mustache fell off and landed on her chin.



  621. i like cheese's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she sings



  622. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat that



  623. Kjjiah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly and stupid she look like frank



  624. Davontae's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ulgy she made a blind kid cry.



  625. aliyah's Momma Joke:

    yo mma so dirty she had to put ice in her panties to keep the crabs freash



  626. teh jokaa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a double decker bus, i pay her 50p and i get on top



  627. teh jokaaa's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma like a briefcase, i open her uyp and she gets to business!!



  628. James Marson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders was ending



  629. samantha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she put a 20p on her belly button a mars bar came out her arse



  630. Retard's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the road i asked her what she was doing and she said moving



  631. Connor Smith's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is such a drugie that when doctors look at her ass all they see is crack.



  632. LAVARIA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE TRIPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE

    YO MAMA SO DUMB



  633. jiho shin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so big and black, when god saw her, he said let there be light.



  634. christopher sekulovski's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when sits on the toilet the toilet sings ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.



  635. christopher sekulovki's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gay she has sex with the teletubbies then she farts on them.



  636. Mookie13's Momma Joke:

    your mommma so fat she jumped out of a plane and caused a lunar eclypse



  637. Akilah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she bought an umberella to go see purple rain.



  638. Akilah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy when you were born you got rug burn.



  639. BRANDI's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO SHE HO IS THAT UGLY GIRL IN MORRA



  640. tthechosen1's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she went to a shaka kaun concert and the lil boi said shaka y aren’t u aon the stage



  641. BRANDI's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE GET ON TOLLET IT SAID SPLAT



  642. k-licious's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please



  643. ashley's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so poor I walked into your house stepped on a cigarette and she said who turned off the heat!



  644. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dark when u were born they had to seperate u and her til u werent afraid of the dark



  645. k-licious's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she looked in the mirror her reflection said “what” !!!!



  646. bribri305's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sodumb she think a “quarter back” is a refund



  647. k-licious's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when saw a school bus with a bunch of white kids in it she yelled twinky!!!!



  648. k-licious's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she’s doing she said moving



  649. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooo fat she left her house in high heels and she came back in flip flops



  650. k-licious's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she rolled on four quarters and made it a dollar



  651. k-licious's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dirty when she heard of a mud bath she started taking a mud bath every morning



  652. jokes's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so fat tht when she joging in place her fat rolls go rarw rarw



  653. jokes's Momma Joke:

    ur mama sodumb when she was runing from the cop she thought it was the monoply game and she said jail break



  654. jokes's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so ugly even micheal jakson new she was gay



  655. jokes's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so hairy she made all the men cry from her body oder



  656. jokes's Momma Joke:

    ur moma has the biggest beard tht u culd only shave it with a riding lawn mower



  657. jokes's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so fat when she runs she at her destanation in one step



  658. yo mamas so dumb's Momma Joke:

    she tried drownin a fish



  659. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Day Light Savings Time



  660. Nathan Weaver's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a brick. She gets laid by mexicans.



  661. vinnela's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so yo mamma



  662. jj's Momma Joke:

    ugly



  663. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she ate a meatball and thought she was pregnant



  664. YO MAMA SO SMALL's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so small she got raped by a gummy bear



  665. YO MAMA SO STUPID's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she passed by YMCA and said,”hey,they spelled MACY wrong”



  666. YO MAMA SO FAT's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has her own zipcode



  667. Hala Khanji's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!



  668. christopher sekulovski's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when a cop pulls her over and gives her a ticket she thinks the ticket is a certificate for speeding on the highway



  669. LANDON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND



  670. Dominic Beast/Oh Snap!'s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED INTO THE ATLANTIC OCEAN SHE FLODDED ALL OF NORTH AMERICA. ANOTHER ONE BY DOMINIC BEAST/OH SNAP!



  671. Online Degree's Momma Joke:

    Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn’t it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?



  672. DyMond's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she got on a scale it said one at a time please



  673. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she got dreadlocks on her back



  674. alec fletcher's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly not even a hypnosis would look into her eyes



  675. Pookie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out



  676. Keonti Berry's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so black God said let it be dark and you walked outside and no one could see.



  677. Mika Duvall's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short u can see her feet on her drivers licence and she needs a booster seat 4 her car



  678. Lakedra Malone's Momma Joke:

    You so ugly yo birth certificate gets a apology letter from da condom factory ?!!bishes!!?



  679. frank's Momma Joke:

    you mom so fat her kid asked her mom why do you have 3 stomachs



  680. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Latidra



  681. Luis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that she has afro on here nipples



  682. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb she drowded in the back of a pickup truck becuase she couldn’t get the tailgate open



  683. Kris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when she breastfeeds



  684. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    dust comes out



  685. Michael's Momma Joke:

    This better be awsome



  686. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she sat down she killed evryone that existed



  687. joes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she fell down she made a hole strait to HELL



  688. JOSH BURNS's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she went to a soccer game and yelled touchdown.



  689. josh burns's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  690. ass's Momma Joke:

    blah



  691. jibinh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the only way to get her thru a doorway is to butter the sides and put a twinkie at the other end.



  692. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she couldnt pay attention



  693. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so geto when she breastfeed coliad come out



  694. BAM's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT , HER WEIGHT IS HER PHONE NUMBER



  695. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO SHORT, SHE CAN SIT ON THE SIDEWALK AND KICK HER FEET



  696. BAM's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DUMB, SHE SNUCK ON A BUS AND PAID TO GET OFF



  697. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE STEPS ON A SCALE, IT SAYS: ”GET YO FAT ASS OFF”



  698. BAM's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT- TECHNICALLY SHE IS A WHALE



  699. ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection said damn you ugly



  700. ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy she speaks chubacha



  701. ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid i told her to do the robot now R2D2 has aids



  702. ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she played death star in starwars



  703. ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly madusa said damn



  704. ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stipid a bus full of white kids drove by and she said “STOP THAT TWINKY”



  705. ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat….:SHE FAT”



  706. fart licken ass hole's Momma Joke:

    http://www.google.com



  707. Kyoya N.'s Momma Joke:

    Your mama’s so fat, she saw a polar bear and thought it was a white gummy bear.



  708. Sitdown's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, she put the grudge out of business.



  709. lol's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, she gave birth to you



  710. ty's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma can’t spell Febrerery so she’s stuck in January, better go back and help her out.



  711. tyannah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she took a dress to the cleaners and they said sorry we dont do curtains



  712. tyannah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat russia said i thought we were the biggest continet



  713. tyannah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she took a dress to the cleaners and they said sorry we dont do curtains.



  714. Michael Christian's Momma Joke:

    YO mama so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled “AY,STOP THAT TWINKIE”



  715. Michael Christian's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.



  716. Michael Christian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got on da scale and it said to be continued



  717. Tram Ton's Momma Joke:

    you mama like a race car, she burns 4 rubber a night.



  718. Tram Ton's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, her blood type is ragu



  719. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, she has her own jean brand, FA, Fat Ass Jeans.



  720. Ar'mon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she walked by i missed the titanic



  721. Satchel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so black cars run into her



  722. Kason's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so poor that when she had 4 kids and 1 cheeto she said lick it and pass it Y U CRYIN!?



  723. Kristian's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat they now call fat albert slim jim



  724. Satchel's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black she look like charcol: she spits fire



  725. olangy's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she was in army she farted they thought it was a bomb for i rack



  726. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat people jog around her for exercise every day



  727. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so fat when she got by the car it said time to take another breath



  728. Sink da boat's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so ugly when she past the titanic it sunk



  729. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a christmas tree everbody hangs there balls on her!



  730. andybangedurmom's Momma Joke:

    yoo momma is so black when i tried to shoot her at night the bullet came back and said i cant find her



  731. andybanedurmom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat in ass that she APPLES



  732. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO SKKINY SHE CAN DODGE RAIN DROPS



  733. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY IS LIKE A ROCK ALWAYS HARD



  734. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS LIKE A NASCAR SHE BURNS 10 RUBBERS A DAY



  735. RSS ! (:'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she thought a track meet was when they look for little kids.



  736. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas arms got more track marks than the daytona 500 talkin bout she the blue magic woman.



  737. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas a smell like chitlins she work at the piglywiggly talkin the other white meat.



  738. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma suck dick with a1 sauce talikn bout steak its whats for dinner



  739. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    the truth comes out when your momm gets drunk thats why my name is on your birth certificate.



  740. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma drives a john deer and sings country songs with one front tooth while she driks old milwaukee



  741. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    YO mommas my daugher im your grandfather



  742. haylee's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers



  743. Jack Jones's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she looks like a cliff



  744. Paul Parfaitt's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old she makes jesus look young



  745. jonathon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that god cant lift her spirit



  746. Tits Magee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she farted and caused hurricane katrina.



  747. AnThOnY"s's Momma Joke:

    Dam it i just realized that yo mama is as old as the crust in yo sisters nickers sombody challenge me



  748. vajf's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she ate the tolet



  749. nameless's Momma Joke:

    you mama so black she went to night school and got counted absent



  750. miguel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat thet when she gets on the car she makes it go lowrider



  751. miguel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old that when she farts only dust comes out:)



  752. brianna's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she cant even get on a bus unless u want it tilted



  753. melanie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy that when she goes out on the street they yell “call the animal control, its an escaped gorilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”



  754. carla's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she had to get baptised in the ocean:) p.s. that is bad for god!!!!!!



  755. jose's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is asthmetic that when she HAS IT she goes ” Uh , Uh I cant Breath !!! >:) hahaha im evil



  756. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sooooooooooo skiny that they confuse her with a small stick. P.S not even my mom



  757. Quay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short that she is at a veryyyyyyyyyy good size to suck on it



  758. Buzz Lighter's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it leaped out the window and said to infinte and beyond.



  759. arturo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she has her belt an they call it the “EQUATER” hahaha im evil



  760. silvia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she steps on scale it says, ” one at a time please”



  761. mario's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she hit a bus she said ” who threw that rock”



  762. norm's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, when we went to the beach, the whales started singing “We are Family”



  763. abbie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she thought she got ran over but actually she walked into a acar



  764. zach's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock in the air and missed



  765. jonathon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like mosquito you have to slap her to stop sucking



  766. Yo Momma so dumb she locked herself in the bathroom and still peed her pants.'s Momma Joke:

    TBONES



  767. arod's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so short when ppl spit she has to hold a sign that says “don’t spit can’t swim”



  768. Tyler's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so old, she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade…



  769. Jesus's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a vaccum cleaner- she sucks, she blows, and she gets layed in the closet.



  770. luis81's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to wach 60 mins.



  771. jamaicaqueen momma joke:'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped in a rainbow in make skitles.



  772. bayleigh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices



  773. justin frank's Momma Joke:

    yo moma like a brick shes flat dirty and get laid by mexicans



  774. chrissy(:'s Momma Joke:

    Yohh mama soo fat ; when she stepped on a scale ; my fone number rang upp <33 . dnt jockk plzzz (: thnxx .



  775. siani joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumd she like eat dumdbells



  776. Siani's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short her feet hang from the side walk



  777. prince's Momma Joke:

    your mom so bald i can read wants on her mind



  778. ethan heseltine's Momma Joke:

    is yo mum n ars hole becaus she is harey and she smells like shit



  779. penneay moma joke's Momma Joke:

    ur mama teeth soo yellow i thought it was the yellow light …slow down



  780. candie123 mom joke's Momma Joke:

    ur mom so hairy she scared away monkeyz



  781. MJ's Momma Joke:

    your mummas so old when i told her to act her age she died



  782. LOL Cat's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so old she has more rolls than greggs



  783. LOL Cat's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she stared at a carton of orange juice for 32 hours cuz it sed concentrate



  784. Rutter ;)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat she had to go to Seaworld to get baptized



  785. Rutter ;)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, “I asked for your weight, NOT your phone number!”



  786. master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she went to mc donalds and tryed to put a milkshake on layaway



  787. yomama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy when she was giving birth people didnot no if it was a monkey or a human