1650 Yo Momma Jokes in “February 2010 Yo Momma Jokes”
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Yo momma can’t spell Febrerery so she’s stuck in January, better go back and help her out.
yo momma so fat that she got kicked out of an all you can eat
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yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck in the sky
TweetYo mamma’s teeth is so big when she sneezes she bites her neck
TweetYo mamma is poor she went to nandos just to stare at the chicken
TweetYo mamma so fat when she went bungie jumping she went straight to hell
TweetYo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
TweetYo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC, she asks for the bucket on the roof
TweetYo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled “Taxi!”
TweetYo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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