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Yo momma can’t spell Febrerery so she’s stuck in January, better go back and help her out.
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yo mamma is is so fat last time she got on a scale the scale said,”one person at a time”.
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she put the Boogie man outta business.
she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, “Damn it, can’t believe it’s Halloween already…”
when she applied for the ugly contest they told her ‘NO Professionals’
she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
minutes after she was born her Mother shouted ‘What a treasure!” and her Poppa said “Yes, now let’s go and bury her…”
they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours….and that was just for the quote!
yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye…
she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
she was a guard at Snake Mountain
they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock…
even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
her shadow gave up.
people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON’t have to see her…
her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
they gave her a middle name…’accident’.
she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her…
when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
You Momma so Ugly that she’s got her very own Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags named after her…
Tweetyo mamma is so rasist, that when she saw a black man with a black shirt she said put on a shirt
Tweetyo mama so fat dora couldnt explore her
TweetYo momma is so fat, people say wow look at that fatty
TweetYo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does
Tweetyo mama so stuid when she was playiny a two player game she was happy because she came in 2nd
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Tweetyo mammas so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway
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