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164 Responses to “February 2007 - Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. 1
    joey said:

      your mom is so fat people jog around for exersize!!

  2. 2
    joey said:

      your mom is so fat when she wears yellow everyone yells taxi!!

  3. 3
    joey said:

      your mom is so fat she goes in the ocean and spain claims her as a new island!!

  4. 4
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo mama is so fat, she got turned down for the biggest loser

  5. 5
    Rob said:

      Yo momma so lame, she thinks rap music is when a CD is given as a gift

  6. 6
    Rob said:

      Yo Mamma so dumb, she thinks a TV dinner looks like one

  7. 7
    rachael j said:

      yo momma so poor she had to hang toilet paper out to dry

  8. 8
    rachael j said:

      ya momma so fat when she went to the airport and got pulled
      over for 200 pounds of crack

  9. 9
    diamond dave said:

      yo momma is so stupid that her definition of hormore is when she hears her son fucking a whore on her bed when she is sucking cock for chump change

  10. 10
    diamond dave said:

      your momma is sooooo stupid that when she was in detention, she grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word “dictionary” and it said “you’re looking at it dumbass”. she looked up dumbass and it said … “you again”?

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    ilse romero said:

      yo mmama is so fat she puts high hills on and ends up in sandells

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