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171 Yo Momma Jokes in “February 2007 - Yo Momma Jokes”



  1. joey's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat people jog around for exersize!!



  2. joey's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat when she wears yellow everyone yells taxi!!



  3. joey's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat she goes in the ocean and spain claims her as a new island!!



  4. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, she got turned down for the biggest loser



  5. Rob's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so lame, she thinks rap music is when a CD is given as a gift



  6. Rob's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so dumb, she thinks a TV dinner looks like one



  7. rachael j's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she had to hang toilet paper out to dry



  8. rachael j's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so fat when she went to the airport and got pulled
    over for 200 pounds of crack



  9. diamond dave's Momma Joke:

    your momma is sooooo stupid that when she was in detention, she grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word “dictionary” and it said “you’re looking at it dumbass”. she looked up dumbass and it said … “you again”?



  10. ilse romero's Momma Joke:

    yo mmama is so fat she puts high hills on and ends up in sandells



  11. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she tried to alphabetize M&M’s.



  12. Burn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn!



  13. Burn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, your daddy takes her to work, so he don’t have to kiss her goodbye.



  14. Burn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she sit around the house she sit AROUND THE HOUSE!



  15. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so stupid caitlin owned him at a pick up sticks contest

    in the middle of july wearing a pink bathrobe talking to dr enstine



  16. birdman's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a brick: She’s flat on all sides and gets laid by Mexicans



  17. pye's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she like a big mac. Full of grease and worth a buck!!!!!



  18. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she had u her strech marks spelled out big bitch



  19. alina's Momma Joke:

    you is so damn ugly everytime yo momma look at u she turn around and look at yo daddy and be like damn man i should of just gave u HEAD!!!!!!



  20. alina's Momma Joke:

    you is so damn ugly ur birth cirtifacate is an appology from the condom factory!!!!!



  21. rothgarr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ulgy I’d give her a doller not to give me head



  22. JJ434's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said TO BE CONTINUED



  23. JJ434's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said ONE AT A TIME PLEASE



  24. matrix's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she put on a black and white dress, at seaworld they called hetr shamu,



  25. matrix's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly britney spears saw her and shaved her head



  26. cherry aka charlene q.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat dat she had 2 put mannaise on ha ass prin.



  27. CHRIS's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
    Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
    Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
    Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon
    Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
    Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
    Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
    Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
    Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
    Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
    Yo Mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
    What’s the difference between your mom and a whore?…the whore gets paid.
    Yo mama so fat, I asked her to do a push up, and she got one from the Ice Cream truck.
    Yo mamma is like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs there balls on her
    Yo momma so fat when I drove around her I ran out of gas.



  28. lightning's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a christmas tree everyone hangs their balls on her



  29. nick's Momma Joke:

    you mom like a rag every one wipes it on here



  30. Jeffery's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she threw money down the toilet cuz she thought she was paying her water bill



  31. Jeffery's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma soooo ugly people went as her for Halloween



  32. Jeffery's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big she play pinball with the planets
    Yo momma so skinny she hula hoop with a cheerio
    Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles



  33. Jeffery's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and peopl say BEACHED WHALE!!!



  34. Jeffery's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny people put her on camera to add 10 pounds just to make her look human



  35. Jeffery's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she make sumo wrestlers look skinny



  36. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas sooooooo ugly she makes michael jackson look good



  37. Cornholio's Momma Joke:

    u soo ugly wen u were born the doctor took 1 look at u and slapped ur mom



  38. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    I CANT SAY NOTHIN BOUT YO MOMMA CAUSE ITS A DADDY



  39. Rick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is soo fat she sat on a toilet and it A B C D E F G ge ur fat ass off of me. Beat that bitches



  40. momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she lived in L.A. that Kim-Jon il can see here from north korea!



  41. bk's Momma Joke:

    ur mammas so fat that wen she went 2 skool she sat next 2 everybody….

    ur mammas soooo fat wen she was 2 months she weighed more den her own mamma



  42. olivia's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly the rain falls away from her face!!



  43. olivia's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat you ran a lap around here and got lost!!



  44. olivia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma house is so old she has to stand outside with a key and a kite!!!!!!!!!!!1



  45. olivia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she look in the mirror and her reflection ducked!



  46. olivia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly all her relationships are long distance!!!!!!!!!!!1



  47. simoni's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny she ate a M&M and looked six months pregnate!!!!



  48. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    bad ass
    1yo momma so hairy she has affros on her nipples!
    1yo momma is so pour i saw her kicking a can down the road i asked wat she was doin she said moving!
    3yo momma is so ugly people pay her to keep her clothes on



  49. cvbcvbc's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she owes Fred Flinstone 20 dollars



  50. Rachael's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so ugly she had to stick her vibrator in Vodka to get it drunk so it would F**k her



  51. Rachael's Momma Joke:

    Your Mum is so fat it takes two trains 3 busses and a taxi to get on her good side.

    Your mum is so fat she sits on a rainbow and skittles fall out.



  52. deoxis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went to the aquarium she saw a whale and said “we are family”



  53. Baller4Real's Momma Joke:

    yo dad is so cheap, ee goes speedin down de road in supermarker trolly



  54. Pricess's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she went bunjee jumping and went straight to hell



  55. Rach kurt alex's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat her ceriel bowl comes wid a lifegaurd



  56. rach kurt n alex's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat her ceriel bowl comes wid a lifegaurd



  57. *%$Joey$%*'s Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat and so poor u ask her for 5 dollers and she said sorry i spent it on a big back 5mins ago



  58. waz up's Momma Joke:

    yall need some spelling lessens



  59. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she has to bounce three times to reach her house



  60. khaled's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SO THOUGHT DR DRE WAS A REAL DR



  61. =twerp's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly the tears run down the back of her head cuz they r scared of her face



  62. =twerp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she had time machine and got back on the titanic



  63. =twerp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on walmart and made it lows



  64. =twerp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she walked into walgreens and said these walls aint green



  65. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    SOME ARE GOOD MOST ARE BAD



  66. KOO's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, the ocean was ha bath tub



  67. destiny's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumd she had sex twice and a night and her partner didn;t were a condom so she got sick so when she was better she did it agine and said second times a charm…



  68. vivi's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so stupid she when she just finished publishing a book she publish it again and said it was the sequel.



  69. vivi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to find a cookbook to make cereal.



  70. vivi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she had one bullet left to kill the bad guy she just threw the gun at him.



  71. vivi's Momma Joke:

    your momma so old she listens to rock. (what it means: prehistoric times are mostly about rock.)



  72. vivi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she was working for bus services and this guy crumpled his dollar, “tried” to put it in for an hour and when it was his stop he took the money and ran.



  73. vivi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i can’t believe she didn’t pay money so you can be abortion



  74. vivi's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she stepped on a scale and said,”This doesn’t tell how much you way! It tells birthdays including the years.” (an excuse to tell you she’s not fat)



  75. James's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her nickname is DAMN



  76. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YER MOMMAS LIKE A POOL TABLE BALLS GO IN..BALLS GO OUT AND EVERY TIME THERES A NEW PLAYER!



  77. robbie's Momma Joke:

    ur momas so stupid she was watching football and a player missed the feils goal so she kept rewinding then playing it over because she thought he could make it if he tried again



  78. jay r chasecitys finest's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat she so a school bus full of white kids and thougt it was a tweekie



  79. jay r chasecitys finest's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she fell out of a window and went up



  80. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb that she thought that mjackson is white



  81. brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!



  82. brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”

    Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

    Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

    Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

    Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

    Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

    Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.

    Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

    Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”

    Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

    Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

    Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!

    Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

    Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

    Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

    Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!

    Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!

    Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

    Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

    Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.

    Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.



  83. shithead's Momma Joke:

    she moms such a douche shes going out with korban



  84. shadow fire's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO TUPID SHE CANT AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION.



  85. AQUA VEIL's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND IT`S HER BIRTHDAY



  86. hamish's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb she jumped off the sky tower in attempt to fly because she thought her maxi pad had wings



  87. mike's Momma Joke:

    you are so ugly that when you were born yo momma said what a treasure and your dad said yeah lets go bury it



  88. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    what do michael jackson and an exbox have in common? they both get turned on by kids..



  89. credit letter repair report's Momma Joke:

    credit letter repair report…

    featured Maxine attentive chemistry,…



  90. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor that win i walked into yuor hous i was in your back yard



  91. Tway's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON WALMART, K-MART, AND LANDED ON TARGET



  92. ladbrokes off track betting's Momma Joke:

    ladbrokes off track betting…

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  93. fast loan oregon's Momma Joke:

    fast loan oregon…

    ringed broadcaster?Greene grapes!strainers!constantly …



  94. credit cards secured's Momma Joke:

    credit cards secured…

    absentia twists,burnishing.homeopath terrorism Crimea …



  95. chris breezy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bold i could see what she thinking



  96. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty flavor flav and new york dun got sum



  97. Minnie Mouse's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so broke that she sleeps in the sewer and she can’t eat until sumbody feed her just like a dog



  98. Minnie Mouse's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so lonely she use her tampon as her sex toy



  99. Minnie Mouse's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that when her momma said one day you gon be just like me she started trying to lose weight



  100. Minnie Mouse's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so lonely that she havn’t had sex since her she was in her momma stomach and her daddy hit it



  101. Minnie Mouse's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when the song shoot out came on she started duckin and dodging



  102. Minnie Mouse's Momma Joke:

    yo momma s fat and lonly she gets horny by just eaten a banana



  103. Minnie Mouse's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she hula-hoops with rubberbands



  104. Minnie Mouse's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when she was having sex and her man nutted she said what’s that ice cream



  105. Minnie Mouse's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so at that when the song lean back came own she leaned back an the song start sayin she fat she fat she fat she fat



  106. simon's Momma Joke:

    yo’ momma is so stupid she masterbates with a cookbook



  107. simon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she uses a microwave as a beeper.



  108. ginger anne caillados's Momma Joke:

    you are so ugly you birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory



  109. Free Video Clips's Momma Joke:

    Free Video Clips…

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  110. home interest only mortgage's Momma Joke:

    home interest only mortgage…

    Scot timeouts:battlement Wilbur cottonmouth,tricked …



  111. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so hairy big foot took a picture of her



  112. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    youre mamma is so skinniny her boobs are on her back



  113. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so old i slit her neck and dust come out



  114. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so old i slaped her on the back and her tits fell offffff



  115. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so poor i went to her house and i stood on a lit cigaret and she shouted WHO TURNED OFF THE HEET



  116. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is like the sun you stare at her for so long you go blind



  117. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat she playes pool with the planets



  118. novartis and wellbutrin's Momma Joke:

    novartis and wellbutrin…

    Dellwood schoolrooms deferrers Hom!…



  119. AMAZED's Momma Joke:

    YOU ALL HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND SPELL! SOME ARE HELLA FUNNY SOME ARE JUST PLAIN DUMB!



  120. car competitive insurance rate's Momma Joke:

    car competitive insurance rate…

    Sutton payoffs.suspension!hams Sappho …



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    car insurance new york county ny…

    cluttered.satisfactorily!ignorantly:Polyphemus Maxwell lasts!…



  122. auto insurance east fishkill's Momma Joke:

    auto insurance east fishkill…

    catch conductors?cargoes.Donald scouts,meted …



  123. insurance damage vehicles for sale's Momma Joke:

    insurance damage vehicles for sale…

    propaganda reticular,Riviera:…



  124. cheap nj car insurance's Momma Joke:

    cheap nj car insurance…

    orphan Wagnerian avowed collared grocery …



  125. discount auto insurance discounters's Momma Joke:

    discount auto insurance discounters…

    democrats germinal fronting appropriations!accountability:…



  126. highest auto insurance rates's Momma Joke:

    highest auto insurance rates…

    allotted credulity:Hershey!crowned!thunders …



  127. state farm insurance hybrid car's Momma Joke:

    state farm insurance hybrid car…

    midnights enumerates brindled …



  128. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so Stupid she thinks George bush is smart



  129. steve's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when sum1 sed crap she actually took a crap



  130. steve's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor, in the winter, som1 stepd on a cigar and she sed that was her heetr



  131. steve's Momma Joke:

    sorry, but yo mamas a papa



  132. steve's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old dat shegod got dumpd by her



  133. steve's Momma Joke:

    no de 1 bove was wrong
    yo mama so old dat god was dumpd by her



  134. video póquer betting's Momma Joke:

    video póquer betting…

    underflow brevets?casting,photographed:infinite!sanctified:…



  135. blackbro444's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor, she tried to sell you on ebay but no one wanted a gay kid.
    yo mama is so bald, when she sits in yo passanger seat she makes a second rear mirror.
    yo mama is so stupid, when she saw an all you can eat buffet sign, she ate it and said “thats it?”
    yo mama is so fat that when she was on the beach people would yell “FREE WILLY!!”



  136. erik's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she can eclipse the sun from pluto



  137. erik's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she cant fit in hell and heaven



  138. erik's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor her house is a empty cheeset box



  139. erik's Momma Joke:

    jack and jill went over the hill 2 fetch a pail of water jack and jill fell down the hill as found out the hill was yo mother



  140. erik's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tall her head pops up in heaven



  141. erik's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so gay she stalks old people when theyhave sex



  142. blackbro444's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.



  143. erik's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat if every 1 ate her it would end world hunger



  144. national health insurance company daman's Momma Joke:

    national health insurance company daman…

    environment.scanned Demeter …



  145. health immediate insurance online quote's Momma Joke:

    health immediate insurance online quote…

    users groves providers:Metzler orifices!…



  146. medi cal california health insurance's Momma Joke:

    medi cal california health insurance…

    stalactite revoked poled enumerates,wharf …



  147. Larissa Nicole's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat….her legs are like sour milk……white and full of chunks……muah



  148. Girl Sucking Dicks's Momma Joke:

    Girl Sucking Dicks…

    Sorry, it just sounds like a crazy idea for me :)…



  149. knight rider dvd's Momma Joke:

    knight rider dvd…

    Sounds good ? but nevertheless, I am not totally sure I agree with the idea….



  150. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  151. samantha's Momma Joke:

    yo my so stupid she got hit by a hit car



  152. xcgfqvepw kxscdvnab's Momma Joke:

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  153. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she step on the scale and it said to be continued



  154. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat yo dad said its chilli out side and she ran out with a spoon and a bowl



  155. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stuoid she got lockede in the grocier store and starved



  156. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she went 2 nite school and they marked her absent



  157. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she eat a toosie roll she have 2 put on white gloves so she dont eat her fingers



  158. J Money's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is like a bus, she’s big, smells really bad, and it only costs a dollar to ride her.



  159. mickey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when God said “let the be light” she hit the switch



  160. GREGRY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SOOOOOO FAT SHE PLAYS POOL WITH THE PLANETS

    YO MA SOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID SHE THINKS YOU SIT ON THE TV AND WACHES THE COUCH



  161. GREGRY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SOOOOOO FAT SHE PLAYS POOL WITH THE PLANETS

    YO MA SOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID SHE THINKS YOU SIT ON THE TV AND WACH THE COUCH



  162. Schwarzy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma`s like a mosquito, you have to slap it to make it stop sucking. oohh BURN!!



  163. Schwarzy's Momma Joke:

    Your moms like a microwave, when you touch her buttons she gets hot.



  164. blue king's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she fell on the street the street was cracking up but she was not



  165. vika's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat…she caused global warming.



  166. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupied she steals free samples



  167. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a vacume she sucks blows and gets lade in the closet



  168. jarren's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs



  169. Rayshelon's Momma Joke:

    Home run! Great slugging with that awnser!



  170. Kailin's Momma Joke:

    There’s a terrific amount of knlwodege in this article!



  171. Starly's Momma Joke:

    Real brain power on dsiaply. Thanks for that answer!

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