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165 Responses to “February 2007 - Yo Momma Jokes”

  1. 1
    joey said:

      your mom is so fat people jog around for exersize!!

  2. 2
    joey said:

      your mom is so fat when she wears yellow everyone yells taxi!!

  3. 3
    joey said:

      your mom is so fat she goes in the ocean and spain claims her as a new island!!

  4. 4
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo mama is so fat, she got turned down for the biggest loser

  5. 5
    Rob said:

      Yo momma so lame, she thinks rap music is when a CD is given as a gift

  6. 6
    Rob said:

      Yo Mamma so dumb, she thinks a TV dinner looks like one

  7. 7
    rachael j said:

      yo momma so poor she had to hang toilet paper out to dry

  8. 8
    rachael j said:

      ya momma so fat when she went to the airport and got pulled
      over for 200 pounds of crack

  9. 9
    diamond dave said:

      yo momma is so stupid that her definition of hormore is when she hears her son fucking a whore on her bed when she is sucking cock for chump change

  10. 10
    diamond dave said:

      your momma is sooooo stupid that when she was in detention, she grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word “dictionary” and it said “you’re looking at it dumbass”. she looked up dumbass and it said … “you again”?

  11. 11
    ilse romero said:

      yo mmama is so fat she puts high hills on and ends up in sandells

  12. 12
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid, she tried to alphabetize M&M’s.

  13. 13
    Burn said:

      yo momma like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn!

  14. 14
    Burn said:

      yo momma so ugly, your daddy takes her to work, so he don’t have to kiss her goodbye.

  15. 15
    Burn said:

      yo momma so fat, when she sit around the house she sit AROUND THE HOUSE!

  16. 16
    yo momma said:

      yo daddy is so stupid caitlin owned him at a pick up sticks contest

      in the middle of july wearing a pink bathrobe talking to dr enstine

  17. 17
    birdman said:

      Yo momma’s like a brick: She’s flat on all sides and gets laid by Mexicans

  18. 18
    pye said:

      yo momma so fat, she like a big mac. Full of grease and worth a buck!!!!!

  19. 19
    joey said:

      yo momma so fat when she had u her strech marks spelled out big bitch

  20. 20
    alina said:

      you is so damn ugly everytime yo momma look at u she turn around and look at yo daddy and be like damn man i should of just gave u HEAD!!!!!!

  21. 21
    alina said:

      you is so damn ugly ur birth cirtifacate is an appology from the condom factory!!!!!

  22. 22
    rothgarr said:

      yo momma so ulgy I’d give her a doller not to give me head

  23. 23
    JJ434 said:

      Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said TO BE CONTINUED

  24. 24
    JJ434 said:

      Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said ONE AT A TIME PLEASE

  25. 25
    matrix said:

      yo momma is so fat when she put on a black and white dress, at seaworld they called hetr shamu,

  26. 26
    cherry said:

      yo momma is so damn ugly . she scared da fuk outa me. she cud not show ha face no mo.

  27. 27
    matrix said:

      yo mamma is so ugly britney spears saw her and shaved her head

  28. 28
    cherry aka charlene q. said:

      yo momma is so fat dat she had 2 put mannaise on ha ass prin.

  29. 29
    CHRIS said:

      Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
      Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
      Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
      Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
      Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
      Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon
      Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
      Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
      Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
      Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
      Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
      Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
      Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
      Yo Mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
      What’s the difference between your mom and a whore?…the whore gets paid.
      Yo mama so fat, I asked her to do a push up, and she got one from the Ice Cream truck.
      Yo mamma is like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs there balls on her
      Yo momma so fat when I drove around her I ran out of gas.

  30. 30
    lightning said:

      yo mamma is like a christmas tree everyone hangs their balls on her

  31. 31
    nick said:

      you mom like a rag every one wipes it on here

  32. 32
    Jeffery said:

      Yo momma so dumb she threw money down the toilet cuz she thought she was paying her water bill

  33. 33
    Jeffery said:

      Yo momma soooo ugly people went as her for Halloween

  34. 34
    Jeffery said:

      Yo momma so big she play pinball with the planets
      Yo momma so skinny she hula hoop with a cheerio
      Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

  35. 35
    Jeffery said:

      Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and peopl say BEACHED WHALE!!!

  36. 36
    Jeffery said:

      Yo momma so skinny people put her on camera to add 10 pounds just to make her look human

  37. 37
    Jeffery said:

      Yo momma so fat she make sumo wrestlers look skinny

  38. 38
    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas sooooooo ugly she makes michael jackson look good

  39. 39
    Cornholio said:

      u soo ugly wen u were born the doctor took 1 look at u and slapped ur mom

  40. 40
    yomomma said:

      BRITNEY SPEARS IS CLEARLY AS BIG OF ABITCH AS YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. 41
    yomomma said:

      I CANT SAY NOTHIN BOUT YO MOMMA CAUSE ITS A DADDY

  42. 42
    Rick said:

      Yo momma is soooooooooooooooooooo fat syhe stepped on a scale and it said 90210.

  43. 43
    Rick said:

      Yo momma is soo fat she sat on a toilet and it A B C D E F G ge ur fat ass off of me. Beat that bitches

  44. 44
    momma said:

      yo momma so fat that when she lived in L.A. that Kim-Jon il can see here from north korea!

  45. 45
    bk said:

      ur mammas so fat that wen she went 2 skool she sat next 2 everybody….

      ur mammas soooo fat wen she was 2 months she weighed more den her own mamma

  46. 46
    olivia said:

      Yo Momma is so ugly the rain falls away from her face!!

  47. 47
    olivia said:

      Yo Momma is so fat you ran a lap around here and got lost!!

  48. 48
    olivia said:

      yo momma house is so old she has to stand outside with a key and a kite!!!!!!!!!!!1

  49. 49
    olivia said:

      yo momma so ugly she look in the mirror and her reflection ducked!

  50. 50
    olivia said:

      yo momma is so ugly all her relationships are long distance!!!!!!!!!!!1

  51. 51
    simoni said:

      yo momma is so skinny she ate a M&M and looked six months pregnate!!!!

  52. 52
    Anonymous said:

      bad ass
      1yo momma so hairy she has affros on her nipples!
      1yo momma is so pour i saw her kicking a can down the road i asked wat she was doin she said moving!
      3yo momma is so ugly people pay her to keep her clothes on

  53. 53
    cvbcvbc said:

      yo mamma so old she owes Fred Flinstone 20 dollars

  54. 54
    Rachael said:

      Your momma is so ugly she had to stick her vibrator in Vodka to get it drunk so it would F**k her

  55. 55
    Rachael said:

      Your Mum is so fat it takes two trains 3 busses and a taxi to get on her good side.

      Your mum is so fat she sits on a rainbow and skittles fall out.

  56. 56
    deoxis said:

      yo momma is so fat that when she went to the aquarium she saw a whale and said “we are family”

  57. 57
    Baller4Real said:

      yo dad is so cheap, ee goes speedin down de road in supermarker trolly

  58. 58
    Pricess said:

      yo mamma is so fat she went bunjee jumping and went straight to hell

  59. 59
    Rach kurt alex said:

      ur momma so fat her ceriel bowl comes wid a lifegaurd

  60. 60
    rach kurt n alex said:

      ur momma so fat her ceriel bowl comes wid a lifegaurd

  61. 61
    *%$Joey$%* said:

      your mommas so fat and so poor u ask her for 5 dollers and she said sorry i spent it on a big back 5mins ago

  62. 62
    waz up said:

      yall need some spelling lessens

  63. 63
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat that she has to bounce three times to reach her house

  64. 64
    khaled said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SO THOUGHT DR DRE WAS A REAL DR

  65. 65
    =twerp said:

      Yo momma so ugly the tears run down the back of her head cuz they r scared of her face

  66. 66
    =twerp said:

      yo momma so stupid she had time machine and got back on the titanic

  67. 67
    =twerp said:

      yo momma so fat she stepped on walmart and made it lows

  68. 68
    =twerp said:

      yo momma so stupid she walked into walgreens and said these walls aint green

  69. 69
    Anonymous said:

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  70. 70
    KOO said:

      yo momma so fat, the ocean was ha bath tub

  71. 71
    destiny said:

      yo mamma so dumd she had sex twice and a night and her partner didn;t were a condom so she got sick so when she was better she did it agine and said second times a charm…

  72. 72
    vivi said:

      Your momma so stupid she when she just finished publishing a book she publish it again and said it was the sequel.

  73. 73
    vivi said:

      yo momma so stupid she tried to find a cookbook to make cereal.

  74. 74
    vivi said:

      yo momma so stupid when she had one bullet left to kill the bad guy she just threw the gun at him.

  75. 75
    vivi said:

      your momma so old she listens to rock. (what it means: prehistoric times are mostly about rock.)

  76. 76
    vivi said:

      yo momma so stupid she was working for bus services and this guy crumpled his dollar, “tried” to put it in for an hour and when it was his stop he took the money and ran.

  77. 77
    vivi said:

      yo momma so stupid i can’t believe she didn’t pay money so you can be abortion

  78. 78
    vivi said:

      your momma so fat she stepped on a scale and said,”This doesn’t tell how much you way! It tells birthdays including the years.” (an excuse to tell you she’s not fat)

  79. 79
    James said:

      yo momma so fat her nickname is DAMN

  80. 80
    Anonymous said:

      YER MOMMAS LIKE A POOL TABLE BALLS GO IN..BALLS GO OUT AND EVERY TIME THERES A NEW PLAYER!

  81. 81
    robbie said:

      ur momas so stupid she was watching football and a player missed the feils goal so she kept rewinding then playing it over because she thought he could make it if he tried again

  82. 82
    jay r chasecitys finest said:

      you momma so fat she so a school bus full of white kids and thougt it was a tweekie

  83. 83
    jay r chasecitys finest said:

      yo momma so stupid she fell out of a window and went up

  84. 84
    brandon said:

      yo mommas so dumb that she thought that mjackson is white

  85. 85
    brandon said:

      Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

  86. 86
    brandon said:

      Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”

      Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

      Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

      Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

      Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

      Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

      Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

      Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

      Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

      Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

      Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.

      Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

      Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

      Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”

      Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

      Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

      Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

      Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!

      Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

      Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

      Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

      Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

      Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

      Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

      Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!

      Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!

      Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

      Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

      Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.

      Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

      Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

      Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

  87. 87
    shithead said:

      she moms such a douche shes going out with korban

  88. 88
    shadow fire said:

      YO MOMMA SO TUPID SHE CANT AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION.

  89. 89
    AQUA VEIL said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND IT`S HER BIRTHDAY

  90. 90
    hamish said:

      your momma is so dumb she jumped off the sky tower in attempt to fly because she thought her maxi pad had wings

  91. 91
    mike said:

      you are so ugly that when you were born yo momma said what a treasure and your dad said yeah lets go bury it

  92. 92
    Anonymous said:

      what do michael jackson and an exbox have in common? they both get turned on by kids..

  93. 93
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  94. 94
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so poor that win i walked into yuor hous i was in your back yard

  95. 95
    Tway said:

      YO MAMA SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON WALMART, K-MART, AND LANDED ON TARGET

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  99. 99
    chris breezy said:

      yo mama so bold i could see what she thinking

  100. 100
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so nasty flavor flav and new york dun got sum

  101. 101
    Minnie Mouse said:

      yo momma so broke that she sleeps in the sewer and she can’t eat until sumbody feed her just like a dog

  102. 102
    Minnie Mouse said:

      yo momma so lonely she use her tampon as her sex toy

  103. 103
    Minnie Mouse said:

      yo momma so dumb that when her momma said one day you gon be just like me she started trying to lose weight

  104. 104
    Minnie Mouse said:

      yo momma so lonely that she havn’t had sex since her she was in her momma stomach and her daddy hit it

  105. 105
    Minnie Mouse said:

      yo momma so stupid when the song shoot out came on she started duckin and dodging

  106. 106
    Minnie Mouse said:

      yo momma s fat and lonly she gets horny by just eaten a banana

  107. 107
    Minnie Mouse said:

      yo momma so skinny she hula-hoops with rubberbands

  108. 108
    Minnie Mouse said:

      yo momma so dumb when she was having sex and her man nutted she said what’s that ice cream

  109. 109
    Minnie Mouse said:

      yo momma so at that when the song lean back came own she leaned back an the song start sayin she fat she fat she fat she fat

  110. 110
    simon said:

      yo’ momma is so stupid she masterbates with a cookbook

  111. 111
    simon said:

      yo momma is so fat she uses a microwave as a beeper.

  112. 112
    ginger anne caillados said:

      you are so ugly you birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

  113. 113
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  114. 114
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  115. 115
    Anonymous said:

      your mamma is so hairy big foot took a picture of her

  116. 116
    Anonymous said:

      youre mamma is so skinniny her boobs are on her back

  117. 117
    Anonymous said:

      your mamma is so old i slit her neck and dust come out

  118. 118
    Anonymous said:

      your mamma is so old i slaped her on the back and her tits fell offffff

  119. 119
    Anonymous said:

      your mamma is so poor i went to her house and i stood on a lit cigaret and she shouted WHO TURNED OFF THE HEET

  120. 120
    Anonymous said:

      your mamma is like the sun you stare at her for so long you go blind

  121. 121
    Anonymous said:

      your mamma is so fat she playes pool with the planets

  122. 122
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  123. 123
    AMAZED said:

      YOU ALL HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND SPELL! SOME ARE HELLA FUNNY SOME ARE JUST PLAIN DUMB!

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  132. 132
    Son of maniac said:

      Yo momma so Stupid she thinks George bush is smart

  133. 133
    steve said:

      Yo mama so stupid when sum1 sed crap she actually took a crap

  134. 134
    steve said:

      yo mamas so poor, in the winter, som1 stepd on a cigar and she sed that was her heetr

  135. 135
    steve said:

      sorry, but yo mamas a papa

  136. 136
    steve said:

      yo mamas so old dat shegod got dumpd by her

  137. 137
    steve said:

      no de 1 bove was wrong
      yo mama so old dat god was dumpd by her

  138. 138
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  139. 139
    blackbro444 said:

      yo mama is so poor, she tried to sell you on ebay but no one wanted a gay kid.
      yo mama is so bald, when she sits in yo passanger seat she makes a second rear mirror.
      yo mama is so stupid, when she saw an all you can eat buffet sign, she ate it and said “thats it?”
      yo mama is so fat that when she was on the beach people would yell “FREE WILLY!!”

  140. 140
    erik said:

      yo mama so fat she can eclipse the sun from pluto

  141. 141
    erik said:

      yo mama so fat she cant fit in hell and heaven

  142. 142
    erik said:

      yo mama so poor her house is a empty cheeset box

  143. 143
    erik said:

      jack and jill went over the hill 2 fetch a pail of water jack and jill fell down the hill as found out the hill was yo mother

  144. 144
    erik said:

      yo mama so tall her head pops up in heaven

  145. 145
    erik said:

      yo mama so gay she stalks old people when theyhave sex

  146. 146
    blackbro444 said:

      yo mama is so stupid that it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

  147. 147
    erik said:

      yo mama so fat if every 1 ate her it would end world hunger

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  153. 153
    Larissa Nicole said:

      Yo momma so fat….her legs are like sour milk……white and full of chunks……muah

  154. 154
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  155. 155
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  156. 156
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

  157. 157
    samantha said:

      yo my so stupid she got hit by a hit car

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat she step on the scale and it said to be continued

  160. 160
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat yo dad said its chilli out side and she ran out with a spoon and a bowl

  161. 161
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stuoid she got lockede in the grocier store and starved

  162. 162
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so black she went 2 nite school and they marked her absent

  163. 163
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so black when she eat a toosie roll she have 2 put on white gloves so she dont eat her fingers

  164. 164
    J Money said:

      Yo mama is like a bus, she’s big, smells really bad, and it only costs a dollar to ride her.

  165. 165
    mickey said:

      yo mama so old when God said “let the be light” she hit the switch

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