165 Responses to “February 2007 - Yo Momma Jokes”

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   joey said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   your mom is so fat people jog around for exersize!!

2. 2
   joey said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   your mom is so fat when she wears yellow everyone yells taxi!!

3. 3
   joey said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   your mom is so fat she goes in the ocean and spain claims her as a new island!!

4. 4
   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   Yo mama is so fat, she got turned down for the biggest loser

5. 5
   Rob said:
   Posted: February 18th, 2007

   Yo momma so lame, she thinks rap music is when a CD is given as a gift

6. 6
   Rob said:
   Posted: February 18th, 2007

   Yo Mamma so dumb, she thinks a TV dinner looks like one

7. 7
   rachael j said:
   Posted: February 18th, 2007

   yo momma so poor she had to hang toilet paper out to dry

8. 8
   rachael j said:
   Posted: February 18th, 2007

   ya momma so fat when she went to the airport and got pulled
   over for 200 pounds of crack

9. 9
   diamond dave said:
   Posted: February 19th, 2007

   yo momma is so stupid that her definition of hormore is when she hears her son fucking a whore on her bed when she is sucking cock for chump change

10. 10
    diamond dave said:
    Posted: February 19th, 2007

    your momma is sooooo stupid that when she was in detention, she grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word “dictionary” and it said “you’re looking at it dumbass”. she looked up dumbass and it said … “you again”?

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    ilse romero said:
    Posted: February 20th, 2007

    yo mmama is so fat she puts high hills on and ends up in sandells

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