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165 Responses to “February 2007 - Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. 133
    steve said:

      Yo mama so stupid when sum1 sed crap she actually took a crap

  2. 134
    steve said:

      yo mamas so poor, in the winter, som1 stepd on a cigar and she sed that was her heetr

  3. 135
    steve said:

      sorry, but yo mamas a papa

  4. 136
    steve said:

      yo mamas so old dat shegod got dumpd by her

  5. 137
    steve said:

      no de 1 bove was wrong
      yo mama so old dat god was dumpd by her

  6. 138
    video póquer betting said:

      video póquer betting…

      underflow brevets?casting,photographed:infinite!sanctified:…

  7. 139
    blackbro444 said:

      yo mama is so poor, she tried to sell you on ebay but no one wanted a gay kid.
      yo mama is so bald, when she sits in yo passanger seat she makes a second rear mirror.
      yo mama is so stupid, when she saw an all you can eat buffet sign, she ate it and said “thats it?”
      yo mama is so fat that when she was on the beach people would yell “FREE WILLY!!”

  8. 140
    erik said:

      yo mama so fat she can eclipse the sun from pluto

  9. 141
    erik said:

      yo mama so fat she cant fit in hell and heaven

  10. 142
    erik said:

      yo mama so poor her house is a empty cheeset box

  11. 143
    erik said:

      jack and jill went over the hill 2 fetch a pail of water jack and jill fell down the hill as found out the hill was yo mother

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