165 Responses to “February 2007 - Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 12
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2007

   yo momma so stupid, she tried to alphabetize M&M’s.

2. 13
   Burn said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2007

   yo momma like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn!

3. 14
   Burn said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2007

   yo momma so ugly, your daddy takes her to work, so he don’t have to kiss her goodbye.

4. 15
   Burn said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2007

   yo momma so fat, when she sit around the house she sit AROUND THE HOUSE!

5. 16
   yo momma said:
   Posted: February 22nd, 2007

   yo daddy is so stupid caitlin owned him at a pick up sticks contest

   in the middle of july wearing a pink bathrobe talking to dr enstine

6. 17
   birdman said:
   Posted: February 22nd, 2007

   Yo momma’s like a brick: She’s flat on all sides and gets laid by Mexicans

7. 18
   pye said:
   Posted: February 23rd, 2007

   yo momma so fat, she like a big mac. Full of grease and worth a buck!!!!!

8. 19
   joey said:
   Posted: February 23rd, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she had u her strech marks spelled out big bitch

9. 20
   alina said:
   Posted: February 23rd, 2007

   you is so damn ugly everytime yo momma look at u she turn around and look at yo daddy and be like damn man i should of just gave u HEAD!!!!!!

10. 21
    alina said:
    Posted: February 23rd, 2007

    you is so damn ugly ur birth cirtifacate is an appology from the condom factory!!!!!

11. 22
    rothgarr said:
    Posted: February 23rd, 2007

    yo momma so ulgy I’d give her a doller not to give me head

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