Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
What’s the difference between your mom and a whore?…the whore gets paid.
Yo mama so fat, I asked her to do a push up, and she got one from the Ice Cream truck.
Yo mamma is like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs there balls on her
Yo momma so fat when I drove around her I ran out of gas.
Posted: February 24th, 2007
Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said TO BE CONTINUED
Posted: February 24th, 2007
Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said ONE AT A TIME PLEASE
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she put on a black and white dress, at seaworld they called hetr shamu,
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo momma is so damn ugly . she scared da fuk outa me. she cud not show ha face no mo.
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo mamma is so ugly britney spears saw her and shaved her head
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo momma is so fat dat she had 2 put mannaise on ha ass prin.
Posted: February 28th, 2007
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
What’s the difference between your mom and a whore?…the whore gets paid.
Yo mama so fat, I asked her to do a push up, and she got one from the Ice Cream truck.
Yo mamma is like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs there balls on her
Yo momma so fat when I drove around her I ran out of gas.
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo mamma is like a christmas tree everyone hangs their balls on her
Posted: March 1st, 2007
you mom like a rag every one wipes it on here
Posted: March 1st, 2007
Yo momma so dumb she threw money down the toilet cuz she thought she was paying her water bill
Posted: March 1st, 2007
Yo momma soooo ugly people went as her for Halloween