165 Responses to “February 2007 - Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 34
   Jeffery said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2007

   Yo momma so big she play pinball with the planets
   Yo momma so skinny she hula hoop with a cheerio
   Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

2. 35
   Jeffery said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2007

   Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and peopl say BEACHED WHALE!!!

3. 36
   Jeffery said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2007

   Yo momma so skinny people put her on camera to add 10 pounds just to make her look human

4. 37
   Jeffery said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2007

   Yo momma so fat she make sumo wrestlers look skinny

5. 38
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2007

   yo mommas sooooooo ugly she makes michael jackson look good

6. 39
   Cornholio said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2007

   u soo ugly wen u were born the doctor took 1 look at u and slapped ur mom

7. 40
   yomomma said:
   Posted: March 3rd, 2007

   BRITNEY SPEARS IS CLEARLY AS BIG OF ABITCH AS YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. 41
   yomomma said:
   Posted: March 3rd, 2007

   I CANT SAY NOTHIN BOUT YO MOMMA CAUSE ITS A DADDY

9. 42
   Rick said:
   Posted: March 9th, 2007

   Yo momma is soooooooooooooooooooo fat syhe stepped on a scale and it said 90210.

10. 43
    Rick said:
    Posted: March 9th, 2007

    Yo momma is soo fat she sat on a toilet and it A B C D E F G ge ur fat ass off of me. Beat that bitches

11. 44
    momma said:
    Posted: March 11th, 2007

    yo momma so fat that when she lived in L.A. that Kim-Jon il can see here from north korea!

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