165 Responses to “February 2007 - Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 45
   bk said:
   Posted: March 18th, 2007

   ur mammas so fat that wen she went 2 skool she sat next 2 everybody….

   ur mammas soooo fat wen she was 2 months she weighed more den her own mamma

2. 46
   olivia said:
   Posted: March 21st, 2007

   Yo Momma is so ugly the rain falls away from her face!!

3. 47
   olivia said:
   Posted: March 21st, 2007

   Yo Momma is so fat you ran a lap around here and got lost!!

4. 48
   olivia said:
   Posted: March 21st, 2007

   yo momma house is so old she has to stand outside with a key and a kite!!!!!!!!!!!1

5. 49
   olivia said:
   Posted: March 21st, 2007

   yo momma so ugly she look in the mirror and her reflection ducked!

6. 50
   olivia said:
   Posted: March 21st, 2007

   yo momma is so ugly all her relationships are long distance!!!!!!!!!!!1

7. 51
   simoni said:
   Posted: March 21st, 2007

   yo momma is so skinny she ate a M&M and looked six months pregnate!!!!

8. 52
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   bad ass
   1yo momma so hairy she has affros on her nipples!
   1yo momma is so pour i saw her kicking a can down the road i asked wat she was doin she said moving!
   3yo momma is so ugly people pay her to keep her clothes on

9. 53
   cvbcvbc said:
   Posted: March 25th, 2007

   yo mamma so old she owes Fred Flinstone 20 dollars

10. 54
    Rachael said:
    Posted: March 27th, 2007

    Your momma is so ugly she had to stick her vibrator in Vodka to get it drunk so it would F**k her

11. 55
    Rachael said:
    Posted: March 27th, 2007

    Your Mum is so fat it takes two trains 3 busses and a taxi to get on her good side.

    Your mum is so fat she sits on a rainbow and skittles fall out.

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