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  1. 78
    vivi said:

      your momma so fat she stepped on a scale and said,”This doesn’t tell how much you way! It tells birthdays including the years.” (an excuse to tell you she’s not fat)

  2. 79
    James said:

      yo momma so fat her nickname is DAMN

  3. 80
    Anonymous said:

      YER MOMMAS LIKE A POOL TABLE BALLS GO IN..BALLS GO OUT AND EVERY TIME THERES A NEW PLAYER!

  4. 81
    robbie said:

      ur momas so stupid she was watching football and a player missed the feils goal so she kept rewinding then playing it over because she thought he could make it if he tried again

  5. 82
    jay r chasecitys finest said:

      you momma so fat she so a school bus full of white kids and thougt it was a tweekie

  6. 83
    jay r chasecitys finest said:

      yo momma so stupid she fell out of a window and went up

  7. 84
    brandon said:

      yo mommas so dumb that she thought that mjackson is white

  8. 85
    brandon said:

      Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

  9. 86
    brandon said:

      Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”

      Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

      Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

      Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

      Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

      Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

      Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

      Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

      Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

      Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

      Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.

      Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

      Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

      Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”

      Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

      Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

      Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

      Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!

      Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

      Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

      Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

      Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

      Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

      Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

      Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!

      Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!

      Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

      Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

      Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.

      Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

      Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

      Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

  10. 87
    shithead said:

      she moms such a douche shes going out with korban

  11. 88
    shadow fire said:

      YO MOMMA SO TUPID SHE CANT AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION.

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