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    yo mamma’s so old she knows jesus phone number



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    shaqs mama so big she blocked shaq



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    yo momma is so fat she bleeds ketchep and uses white sauce for a perm. hahaha



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    yo mammma is so ugly jake.a licked her



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    yo momma is so old and ugly that she ate an apple with adam and eve but when god came he did’nt do shit cuz when he saw her he tried to kill him self



  13. Justin's Momma Joke:

    I was in the bed wit yo sister lastnight and i said im nervous she said y i said im gonna be on yo momma tomorrow she said dont be nervous every bodys been on her lol



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    yo mammas so ugly that she made an onion cry



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    Shaqs momma is so blak that when she stole a tv in the dark every body yelled ghost



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    yo mommas like walmart always low prices always smiley face lol



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    Yo mammas like a rollercoaster every body gets a ride every body lol



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    you momma so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower!



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    yo momma is so fat when i yell kool-aid she crashes through the wall



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    yo momma so fat she puts mayonnaise on her asprin



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    Shaqs momma so fat that she got marked absent for night school



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    Yo mama so stupid she thought these mama jokes was funny



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    yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and mist



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    yo momma got so much white hairs on her body when i saw her i thought she was mount everast



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    shaq is sooo poor he cant afford to pay attesion!!!



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    yo mama is so fat when she jumped her bed it turned into a lowrider



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    Your momma so fat that when kids need a ball they just use your momma



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    Yo mamma so fat that when they investigated 9/11 they found out the cause was it(not a her), not the TERRIFIED terrorists! pwned
    P.S. The only reason you saw the 2 planes was because when yo mamma walked the flew up in the air



  33. rahsheed's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama teeth so crooked that when she brush her teeth the toothbrush ask 4 directions lmao



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    Yo mama so fat that when she got hit by a bus she said , hey who threw dat rock lmao



  35. Maine T.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black she gotta eat wearing a pair of white gloves so she dont bite her own fingers “HA HA HA”



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    Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a mirror to see herself



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    Yo mother is so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper



  38. Maine T.'s Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so stupid she cant even spell C.N.N



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    Ya mothers hair is so short, she can roll her hair up in rice



  40. Maine T.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mothers so old she owes Jesus a quarter



  41. Maine T.'s Momma Joke:

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    your mother is so black she had to wear white to school every day so her teacher wouldnt mark her absent



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