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1,199 Yo Momma Jokes in “January 2012 Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, she took a picture of herself last christmas, and it is still printing



  2. jesus avila's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she went to the white house she was the first one found



  3. jesus avila's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the fisherman said i found a whale



  4. Kayla and jesiah's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma is so stupid she got a battery stuck up her butt and yelled I got the power!!!



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy that when she gave birth to you you got rug burned.



  6. Jasmine's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sougly she is the reason wh waldo is hiding.



  7. Jasmine's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid se walk into walgreens and said these walls ain’t green.



  8. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went down main steet a japenes man said oh no its godzilla



  9. Cash's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  10. spam's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she wore a red dress and the kids down the steet said hey its kool aid man



  11. Cash's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock



  12. Cash's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stood on scales and it said her phone number



  13. Cash's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wore a yellow dress a guy down the steet said hey taxi



  14. Cash's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she went to school with jesus



  15. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ya mamma so fat seen a her and said bye bye I’m gona



  16. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ya mamma so fat she can not go on a date



  17. zesrthujo's Momma Joke:

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  18. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo ma ma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application



  19. ethancopeland's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHES ONLY BEEN MARRIED ONCE



  20. YO DADDY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD WHEN THE DOC LOOKED AT HER BIRTH CERTIFIKITE IT SAID 15000 BC OHHHHH



  21. UGLY DUCKLING's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK



  22. HAY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THE FELL OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND KING KONG COULDNT EVEN SAVE HER HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCHES



  23. Jay's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma



  24. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she took a picture last year still printing upto now



  25. Mitch long's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow dress people shouted taxi



  26. Mitch long's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so smelly she made onions cry



  27. Mitch long's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old that her breast milk is powdered



  28. Mitch long's Momma Joke:

    yo mama yo mama yo mama i never had amama i was borned in a test tube



  29. Mitch long's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she removed happy meals from mcdonalds



  30. best yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went down stairs she went down to hell



  31. Mitch long's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she saw me and my dad she shouted armagedon (war)



  32. Mitch long's Momma Joke:

    churro’s momma so fat she cant fit in a bath tub
    and yo momma is so dumb when she went to the hospital she ask for a soda only then left



  33. Mitch long's Momma Joke:

    cash’s mom so fat when she go to china people “shouted hey look its the wife of budda”!



  34. To mama's Momma Joke:

    Your Mama So fat she doesn’t need Internet cause already World Wide



  35. To mama's Momma Joke:

    To Mama so Ugly when she went to the Ugly contest they said sorry no professionals



  36. Omar Cruz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she ordered fast food she couldn’t afford the exercise



  37. Esmey Magana's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so Harry she makes king kong and harry styles look jealous



  38. helen marie winser's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she took a pic last christmas and its still printing



  39. helen marie winsers's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she makes her pillow cry at night



  40. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she cant get out of 2012



  41. helen marie winser's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she cant get out of 2011



  42. helen marie winser's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas such a bitch her husband ran away



  43. helen marie winsers's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she threw the clock to make time fly by



  44. poo poo face's Momma Joke:

    pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop



  45. My best momma joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo moms so fat she has her own gravitational pull



  46. Yo best's Momma Joke:

    You moma so lesbian she licks on pizzas



  47. by yo momma best's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly that when little kids see her they start crying sa she is going to kidnapp them



  48. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black she wore her skin for halloween costume



  49. Shae shae's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat she turned an iPod into an ipad



  50. george's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so black when she took a dump she thougt she was
    melting thats to the hole world

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