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Yo mama is so fat, she took a picture of herself last christmas, and it is still printing
yo mama so black when she went to the white house she was the first one found
yo mama so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the fisherman said i found a whale
Yo moma is so stupid she got a battery stuck up her butt and yelled I got the power!!!
yo mama is so hairy that when she gave birth to you you got rug burned.
yo mama is sougly she is the reason wh waldo is hiding.
yo mama is so stupid se walk into walgreens and said these walls ain’t green.
yo momma so fat when she went down main steet a japenes man said oh no its godzilla
yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo momma is so fat she wore a red dress and the kids down the steet said hey its kool aid man
yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock
yo momma so fat she stood on scales and it said her phone number
yo momma so fat when she wore a yellow dress a guy down the steet said hey taxi
yo momma so old she went to school with jesus
Ya mamma so fat seen a her and said bye bye I’m gona
Ya mamma so fat she can not go on a date
Yo ma ma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHES ONLY BEEN MARRIED ONCE
YO MOMMA SO OLD WHEN THE DOC LOOKED AT HER BIRTH CERTIFIKITE IT SAID 15000 BC OHHHHH
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK
YO MOMMA SO FAT THE FELL OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND KING KONG COULDNT EVEN SAVE HER HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCHES
yo mama so fat when she took a picture last year still printing upto now
yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow dress people shouted taxi
yo mama so smelly she made onions cry
yo mama so old that her breast milk is powdered
yo mama yo mama yo mama i never had amama i was borned in a test tube
yo mama so stupid she removed happy meals from mcdonalds
yo momma so fat when she went down stairs she went down to hell
yo momma so stupid when she saw me and my dad she shouted armagedon (war)
churro’s momma so fat she cant fit in a bath tub
and yo momma is so dumb when she went to the hospital she ask for a soda only then left
cash’s mom so fat when she go to china people “shouted hey look its the wife of budda”!
Your Mama So fat she doesn’t need Internet cause already World Wide
To Mama so Ugly when she went to the Ugly contest they said sorry no professionals
yo momma is so fat when she ordered fast food she couldn’t afford the exercise
Yo mama so Harry she makes king kong and harry styles look jealous
yo mommas so fat she took a pic last christmas and its still printing
yo mommas so ugly she makes her pillow cry at night
yo mommas so fat she cant get out of 2012
yo mommas so fat she cant get out of 2011
yo mommas such a bitch her husband ran away
yo mommas so stupid she threw the clock to make time fly by
Yo moms so fat she has her own gravitational pull
You moma so lesbian she licks on pizzas
your momma is so ugly that when little kids see her they start crying sa she is going to kidnapp them
Yo momma so black she wore her skin for halloween costume
Your mama so fat she turned an iPod into an ipad
yo mamma so black when she took a dump she thougt she was
melting thats to the hole world
Yo momma is so fat, she can’t get out of 2011 – welcome to the new year!
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