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980 Yo Momma Jokes in “January 2012 Yo Momma Jokes”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma loves ice cream.



  2. kalif's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jump in the grand canyon and got stuck



  3. kalif's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she could not get of 2011 so she was stuck in 2010 for the end of the month



  4. kalif's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat the last time she saw 91210 was on the scale



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she use cheerios as a ear ring



  6. aida's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat NASA is thinking about using her to cover the hole in the ozone layer..



  7. Silage's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she eats too much



  8. YO mama's Momma Joke:

    YO mamas so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals!!!



  9. YO mama's Momma Joke:

    YO mamas so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals!!!



  10. Josh Klase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, that when she worked at McDonalds they didn’t sell happy meals no more!



  11. misquikes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she was at a hotel and asked for a water bed the doorman said put a blanket over the ocean



  12. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she get in the pool all the water goes all out



  13. mycah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she spells the word ugly wron lol



  14. mymy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she do yoga she jus say mmmmmm



  15. Scott's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma is so dumb, she had sex with John on the kitchen counter



  16. Scott's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma is so dumb, she had sex with John on the kitchen counter



  17. Scott's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma is so dumb, she had sex with John on the kitchen counter



  18. Andrews's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dumb, Cathy had sex on the counter in your kitchen



  19. Andrew's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so crazy, she had sex with John on the kitchen counter were you prepare food



  20. Ismael moran's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when she went to mexico everybody ran away and said run chupacabra



  21. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  22. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  23. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  24. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  25. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  26. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  27. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  28. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  29. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  30. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  31. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  32. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  33. Morgan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the trash took her out.



  34. fat joke's Momma Joke:

    T



  35. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she put on a red shirt and everybody start yell hi kool-aid



  36. Skylar McCord's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly she was a Holloween Mask Model,12 Years in a row. s



  37. Trazel Shorter's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she can occupy a hole wall street by her self



  38. Trazel Shorter's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat, she can’t get out of 2011-Welcom to the new year



  39. olivia's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid when you came out she said wow it comes with a cord to



  40. olivia's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid when you came out she said wow it comes with a cord to



  41. olivia's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid when you came out she said wow it comes with a cord to



  42. olivia's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid when you came out she said wow it comes with a cord to



  43. poop poop's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid that she got locked in the grocey store and straved



  44. pooploap's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she triped over a wireless phone



  45. Andriana's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma do fat when she walk out of the store the store has s 50 minute after shake



  46. Andriana's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma do fat when she walk out of the store the store has s 50 minute after shake



  47. Andriana's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty she created quarantine



  48. Andriana's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma elbows so ashy it look like she been playing in chicken flour



  49. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly mice jump on chairs



  50. mindless behavior's Momma Joke:

    you mama so hairy big foot gonna come outsayin wat you doin



  51. Bruce's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly when the cool-aid man seen her he said oohhh nooo



  52. Bruce's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she put a dollar on the floor and and when she steped on it she made change



  53. summer's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat she sat on the tolit it said abc123 get your fat but off me



  54. Bruce's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she has cheat codes for wii fit



  55. Bruce's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat when she heared that theres monsters under her bed she jumped up and looked for the energy drink



  56. lavesha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so big when i saw here i seen double



  57. Yo momma is so fat,that when she gets on a scale it reads one at a time please!'s Momma Joke:

    Harold k winter



  58. kingtoni$$$75's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car



  59. Hey Hey Hey's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so stupid she thought Spongebob and Patrick were smarter than Albert Enstein



  60. Hi's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so dumb she cut opened a pinnaple and looked for spongebob



  61. Bruce's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she looked in the mirror and her reflection flipped her off



  62. Say What's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so fat she use the Atroid Belt literly as a belt



  63. Dumb's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so dumb when she spelt Racecar she got Geico



  64. Dieahriah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she eats ice cream hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oops I need new underwhere



  65. OP's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so dumb she asked you how to spell the alphbet



  66. Guyco's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so fat she made Patrick cry at a eating contest



  67. Pooopla's Momma Joke:

    Hi



  68. Yo yol's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly she made a happy meal cry



  69. Koolad's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat when she went to the super bowl she brought one tank as a spoon 300 pounds of Cheerios and 500 pounds of milk and ate the super bowl



  70. Ha Ha's Momma Joke:

    Your mamas so dumb when she went to the north pole and saw A deer with a bag she thought the deer was robbing santa



  71. U just had sex's Momma Joke:

    I just had sex with carla ruiz and it felt good



  72. G's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so Stupid every time she saw a geco she acks for its attograph



  73. OMg's Momma Joke:

    DUDE THATS SICK GET OFF



  74. G's Momma Joke:

    YEAH GET OFF



  75. Ha Ha's Momma Joke:

    Barph get off tou sicko



  76. I just had sex's Momma Joke:

    Me shut up and go jackoff



  77. I just had sex's Momma Joke:

    A is it true that haha laughed when om stuck it in gs so the became gay lovers and called were called omg



  78. G's Momma Joke:

    Im gay



  79. Ha Ha's Momma Joke:

    I love runing with big buff black dudes



  80. Hi's Momma Joke:

    I love harry nuts in my face



  81. G's Momma Joke:

    Do u no y santa gives cole to bad kids cuz I licked his balls the wrong way



  82. OMg's Momma Joke:

    I love runnig down the streets with big buff nude men I needed a wheelchair when a black man banged me in the butt



  83. kake launter's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is si fat she got stuck in a blackhole



  84. N.A's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that her birth certifacte is an apolgy letter to the condom factory.



  85. N.A's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that her birth certifacte is an apolgy letter to the condom factory.



  86. Alhasan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she sat on walmart she lowered the price



  87. Alhasan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she sat on walmart she lowered the price



  88. Alhasan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dumb the cops were chasing she called 911



  89. kamren's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy when she lefts her arm pit you can use it as a brush.



  90. I just had sex's Momma Joke:

    Haha g and omg are gay lovers



  91. Bruce's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat the last time she seen 92310 was on a scale



  92. epw's Momma Joke:

    Iuekjilopsdekiopswdiufepwsodfrikoepwo



  93. Poopla's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so Reborn hedgehog introduce hemizygous hydrogel hitachi idaho vagabondish



  94. Best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma loves ice cream



  95. Gabriel's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor she waikd in the front door and waked out the back



  96. Gabriel's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is poor when she found a cigarett she like fire fire



  97. v's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she mistaken a twinke as a bus



  98. kateri *softball is life*'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so harry big foot said dammmnnn



  99. coby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dump she asked how to spell cop



  100. aiden and coby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she called the cops on her baby



  101. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she wore a yellow jacket anyelled taxi people



  102. matua's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she gave birth to u



  103. dman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in third grade



  104. lataveia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she had to take 3 busses and 2 trains just to get to where she had to go



  105. jjoo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat not even dora can explore here



  106. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she was on the titanic the whole world collapsse



  107. YOU MAMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought Dunking Donuts was a Basketball team….



  108. YOU MAMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought Dunking Donuts was a Basketball team….



  109. Angello's Momma Joke:

    YOU mama is so poor, that when she goes out to to eat to taco bell she has to lick peoples fingers.



  110. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so bald, when she sleeps her head slips off the pillow



  111. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor she waves a ice pop around as air conditioning



  112. vin kom's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to sigh up for an ugly contest,they said sorry experts not allowed.



  113. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy, people call her wokkie



  114. Sayuri101's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tripped on a wireless phone



  115. Ryan McCarthy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched couch



  116. Nj's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so poor she only expect hand outs poor girl



  117. Nj's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so poor she only expect hand outs poor girl



  118. brandon-lee's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so dumb she slept with a ruler to se how long she slept



  119. Jessica's Yo mama Joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.



  120. Jessica's's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so hairy, when big foot saw her, he said i thought i was the only one.



  121. Jen's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she goes swimmin all the whales start singin “WE ARE FAMILY!”



  122. Jen's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she goes swimmin all the whales start singin “WE ARE FAMILY!”



  123. Josh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly she made maddusa turn into stone



  124. nickv10's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she has confidence that she’ll never find anyone



  125. rubi's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so dumb, she sits on the T.V and watches the couch!



  126. :('s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma jokes are so stupid and some i have read are really stupid and some i don’t think anyone would get!



  127. Billy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she was watching tv it said it was going to be chili outside so she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.



  128. hunter the man's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so dumb she saw a wet floor sing so she jus did



  129. hunter the man's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so old she got jesus in troblue



  130. hunter the man's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so poor wen i steped ona cigerate she said who turned out the heater



  131. youdontneedtoknow's Momma Joke:

    yo mamazzzz so fat yaraaaa she eats babies for breakfast kasmay yaraa she does shes about 44 stonesss kasmay yaraaaaaaaaa okayyy yaraaa i love yooo mamahhhhhhhh



  132. youdontneedtoknow's Momma Joke:

    yo mamazzzz so fat yaraaaa she eats babies for breakfast kasmay yaraa she does shes about 44 stonesss kasmay yaraaaaaaaaa okayyy yaraaa i love yooo mamahhhhhhhh



  133. googleeeeeeyyyy pooop's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so poor wen i steped ona cigerate she said who turned out the heater
    kasmay yaraaaa



  134. googleeeeeeyyyy pooop's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so poor wen i steped ona cigerate she said who turned out the heater lol
    kasmay yaraaaa



  135. lolo's Momma Joke:

    hey there i like yo mama cuz shes sooo fat yaraaa safe hunterrr



  136. Gangsta#1's Momma Joke:

    yo motha is sooo fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles poped out



  137. Gangsta#1's Momma Joke:

    yo motha is sooo fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles poped out



  138. Joke Boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when the plane took off at full thrust, it crashed right back down.



  139. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    so fat



  140. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty i asked here what we were having for dinner she spreaded her legs and said crabs



  141. sam muller's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she was swimming in the ocean and a whale came up to her and said ” weare family,Even tho you’re fatter than me”



  142. michellee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, when yo daddy threw her out, he got arrested for littering.



  143. michellee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she needs 2 bags to cover her face



  144. michellee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, she looked out her window and got arrested for mooning



  145. ...'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, she took Jesus to her senior prom



  146. michellee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor, I struck a match in her house and the roaches sang : clap ur hands stomp ur feet its bout time we got sum heat



  147. DJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so much of a drug addict, that when i said rocks, she said crack!



  148. DJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, that when i said who are the beetles? she said “who are they?”



  149. Arijana's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid when she went on an airplane she said ”why am i in a car?”



  150. ikeillu's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she got killed in black ops she counts as a 5 kiilstreak.



  151. ikeillu's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she got killed in black ops she counts as a 5 kiilstreak.



  152. ikeillu's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when it said sharpshooter in black ops she said whos gonna sharp my fat nipples.



  153. ikeillu's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she fell she caused an eclipse for a year.



  154. ikeillu's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she jumped up in the sky she got stuck.



  155. ikeillu's Momma Joke:

    hi my name on ps3 is ikeillu make sure to send me friend request.



  156. koree's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is like golf everybody gets a hole in one



  157. koree's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so stupid she tied a porkchop around her neck just so the dog would play with her



  158. Amanda's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Stupid, That When She Got Locked In The Grocery Store, She Starved Herself To Death



  159. koree's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat wen she jumps i jump



  160. Rat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor, when l stepped on a cigarette, she said “what happened to the heat!?!?”



  161. koree's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  162. koree's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so stupid she got locked in the matress store and slept on the floor



  163. koree's Momma Joke:

    yo dad is like cement takes him two days to get hard



  164. junary 10,2012's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she get to buy a $234 car for $1000



  165. MRCOOLMECHS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tiny she tooked at a tooth pick and said timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



  166. MRCOOLMECHS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tiny she tooked at a tooth pick and said timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



  167. MRCOOLMECHS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tiny she tooked at a tooth pick and said timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



  168. juanf's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so por she cant aford to live in a 2 story chirio box



  169. juanf's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so ugly she went in a honted house and came out with an aplication



  170. SHOAIB J's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat the americans use her as a reusable bomb



  171. SHOAIB J's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat the americans use her as a reusable bomb



  172. SHOAIB J's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat the americans use her as a reusable bomb



  173. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so ugly when she threw a boomarang it never came back!



  174. Mikey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s armpit is so hairy it looks like she’s got bob marley in a headlock!



  175. kain wood's Momma Joke:

    yo moma that ugly she puts her face in dow 2 make gorilla cookies



  176. Hayden's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she put crakes in the ground



  177. Hayden's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she put crakes in the ground



  178. brysens yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion



  179. brysens yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion



  180. Jeremy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a kitkat she can be shared



  181. Jeremy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she use cheerios as a ear ring



  182. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ole she had an autographed bible



  183. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she had an autographed bible



  184. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she had an autographed bible



  185. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she had an autographed bible



  186. jared's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car



  187. Brennan's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres



  188. Yara's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so broke she breast feed kool-aid!



  189. travion's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poor she was kick a can down the road and some dude said what are you doing mrs and she said i’m moveing



  190. Quade's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she uses the highway as a slipping slide



  191. donta's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so dumb she ask how to spell I



  192. dog's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses trains as roller skates



  193. Emily's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she became the center of the solar system



  194. Hunter Cahours's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas tits are so saggy she uses them as a towel after a shower



  195. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so when the whales saw her they started siging we are family



  196. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her belly button echos



  197. carl's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black when she walked in the store the cash register lady said burgular



  198. carl's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat Dora couldn’t explore her



  199. carl's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ghetto you asked for a xbox for Christmas she put an x on a box and said Merry Christmas.



  200. carl's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ghetto you asked for a xbox for Christmas she put an x on a box and said Merry Christmas.



  201. carl's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when I asked where her dog Charlie was she looked in her belly button and pulled him out.



  202. carl's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor that I seen her walking down the street with a trash can I said what is she doing she said returning a rental



  203. mike's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short,she does backflips under her bed



  204. DEC.!2's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she ask for a discount at the 99cent store



  205. (FRZN)spinZZZ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black that they had to separate you from her because you were afraid of the dark



  206. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    so



  207. David's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.



  208. Sugarbabyguy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so Stupid she Couldn’t arrange M&ms in alphabetical order.



  209. Yomamasofatjoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so Ugly she Wasn’t allowed in the salon.



  210. Yomamasofatjoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so rude she Breathes all over Da food.



  211. Yomamasofatjoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said “Ah Levis?”



  212. Telamon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so Stupid she went to go see JB live she forgot to scream



  213. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she failed a elementary school test.



  214. Yomamasofatjoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so stupid, when she saw the “NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)” sign, she went home and got 16 friends.



  215. Ruvin S's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so small made, her foot size is negative 7



  216. Yo momas teeth are so yellow , when God said let there be light he told her to smile's Momma Joke:

    Sweeetiie



  217. Im bord -.-'s Momma Joke:

    Sweeetiie



  218. Yo momas so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone . LMAO's Momma Joke:

    @kim_franco@ymail.com (add me on facebook) <3



  219. Lol nott funny -______-'s Momma Joke:

    @kim_franco@ymail.com (add me on facebook) <3



  220. Lol nott funny -______-'s Momma Joke:

    @kim_franco@ymail.com (add me on facebook) <3



  221. hummy bummy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so retarted and you so ugly yo momma took you yo a pet store and sed wt type of komodo do you think this is?????



  222. hummy bummy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so retarted and you so ugly yo momma took you yo a pet store and sed wt type of komodo do you think this is?????



  223. hummy bummy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so retarted and you so ugly yo momma took you yo a pet store and sed wt type of komodo do you think this is?????



  224. hummy bummy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so retarted and you so ugly yo momma took you yo a pet store and sed wt type of komodo do you think this is?????



  225. hummy bummy's Momma Joke:

    haha you guys and gurls are funny but you momma so ugly she sat next to godzilla and everyone thought they were twins haha beat that



  226. hummy bummy's Momma Joke:

    haha you guys and gurls are funny but you momma so ugly she sat next to godzilla and everyone thought they were twins haha beat that



  227. hummy bummy's Momma Joke:

    haha you guys and gurls are funny but you momma so ugly she sat next to godzilla and everyone thought they were twins haha beat that



  228. hummy bummy's Momma Joke:

    yea it is who are you anyways



  229. hummy bummy's Momma Joke:

    yea it is who are you anyways



  230. hummy bummy's Momma Joke:

    yea it is who are you anyways



  231. Colt's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so ugly, she looked in the mirror and broke herself!



  232. Colt's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so ugly, she looked in the mirror and broke herself!



  233. yer mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got her own gravitational pull. lol . nate.hansn@rocketmail.com check out my youtube account and watch my vids ST0RMINMORM0N2 is my youtube account just in case u got any questions



  234. yer mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got her own gravitational pull. lol . nate.hansen@rocketmail.com check out my youtube account and watch my vids ST0RMINMORM0N2 is my youtube account just in case u got any questions



  235. Yo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got her own gravitational pull. lol . nate.hansen@rocketmail.com check out my youtube account and watch my vids ST0RMINMORM0N2 is my youtube account just in case u got any questions



  236. travon d.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb wen it snowed she thiught it was rice



  237. travon d.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb wen it snowed she thiught it was rice



  238. roijjj's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.



  239. Sierra's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat,She Gotta Use Walmart As A Tub….



  240. Daimen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she dropped out a window and went up!



  241. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she gets baptised in sea world



  242. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she gets baptised in sea world



  243. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she gets baptised in sea world



  244. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she steped on a scale and it said 1 at a time please



  245. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she stepped on scale and it said to be contiued



  246. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she stepped on scale and it said to be continued



  247. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she stepped on scale and it said to be continued



  248. alessandro's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her candels costed more than her cake



  249. Raul Hudson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, i took picture of her in december and it is still printing



  250. Raul Hudson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, she can occupy wall street all by herself



  251. Raul Hudson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, when she tried walking in the theater, everyone said evacuate



  252. Raul Hudson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, even though she starved for years, she still lives



  253. javon's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid that she tried to climb mountain doo



  254. shaveya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny that when she is behind a lanpost she disappears



  255. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma teeth so yellow people yell taxi when she smiles



  256. charity ward's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so mean the wicked witch of the west was scared of her



  257. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she heard that it was chilly outside that she got a bowl



  258. charity's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and when she came down the whole world had a earthquake



  259. charity's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she went outside wearing a red dress the kids yelled” hey, kool-aid



  260. heyyyy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat a guy broke into her house and died of caustraphobia



  261. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she stood on a scale and it said i want your weight not your phone number



  262. joseph's Momma Joke:

    whats the difference between a police car and yo mama? it takes 2 police cars to make a rode block, only takes 1 of yo mama



  263. joseph's Momma Joke:

    whats the difference between yo mama and trash? even trash gets taken out once a week



  264. danny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly even Medusa froze



  265. joseph's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly… well that’s it she just so damn ugly



  266. joseph's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she dressed up like a banana and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but she put it jelly bread bread peanut butter



  267. Simphiwe's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly when she walks into the bank they switch off all the cameras!



  268. Thobeka's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly she uses a makeup line called why bother!



  269. BenUnenimot's Momma Joke:

    Hello to All the Guests and Members,
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  270. emily's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so fat,she has to put her lipstick on with a paintroller lol xx



  271. emily's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so fat,she has to put her lipstick on with a paintroller lol xx



  272. x :) :) emily :) :) x's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so ugly she entered an ugly competition and they said “sorry,no professinals” lol pmsl xx



  273. x :) :) emily :) :) x's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so ugly she entered an ugly competition and they said “sorry,no professinals” lol pmsl xx



  274. Andrea Parker's Momma Joke:

    You momma so stupid she threw a stick at the ground and missed



  275. alexander arp's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she lives in a 2 story Doritos bag wit a do named chip



  276. Craig's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid, she thinks the toaster is the dvd player.



  277. Craig's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, god said “let there be light” and told her to get out of the way first.



  278. Craig's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, she steped on the scale and the scale says “i dont want your phone number.”



  279. Dj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat whan she sat on a rainbow she made skittles



  280. you know it's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat and stupid she won tickets to the super bowl and she walked in they caught her with a big spoon…



  281. you know it's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she saw a bus full of white kids and said “stop tht twinky”



  282. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that evert tim she were a yellow jacket people yell taxi



  283. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that every time she were a yellow jacket people yell taxi



  284. lilly's Momma Joke:

    you mamma is so bold she slides of her pillow at night



  285. Yo mama so dum she went to wendys and ordered nachos's Momma Joke:

    Lala luva



  286. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dunb she locked her self in the toilets and pissed her pants



  287. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dunb she locked her self in the toilets and pissed her pants



  288. Craig's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat and stupid her husband give her a ring and momma said “i prefer onion rings.



  289. Craig's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid, she thinks there is a monster under her bed but its her husband playing a sex game



  290. Craig's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat and stupid her boyfriend proposed to her and she said “how about at mcdonalds. we can get a happy meal with 10 big macs.”



  291. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hahaha very funy



  292. Ricardo's's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she downloaded cheats for the wii fit!



  293. Ricardo's's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she downloaded cheats for the wii fit!



  294. Ricardo's's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she downloaded cheats for the wii fit!



  295. Ricardo's's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she downloaded cheats for the wii fit!



  296. Ricardo's's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she downloaded cheats for the wii fit!



  297. Ricardo's's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she downloaded cheats for the wii fit!



  298. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch.



  299. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch.



  300. brandon brouhard haubbert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so nasty that when you asked he rwhat was for dinner she dropped her pants oppened her legs and said crabs



  301. brandon brouhard haubbert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so nasty that when you asked he rwhat was for dinner she dropped her pants oppened her legs and said crabs



  302. brandon brouhard haubbert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so nasty that when you asked he rwhat was for dinner she dropped her pants oppened her legs and said crabs



  303. anlli@gmail.com's Momma Joke:

    yo momma butt so harri when she sat on the tolit it said,”in the jungle,in the jungle”!



  304. kenny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat it took nation wide 3 days to get on her other side



  305. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so dumb that when she put a paper on the T.V., she thought that she was watching pay per view.



  306. Craig's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid, she goggles how to get up the stairs



  307. Craig's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she comes home for a snack and says “HONEY, im home”



  308. Craig's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat, santa thinks its the abomidable snowman



  309. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a nascar driver she burns 50 rubbers a day .



  310. Chicken's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat Dora can’t see her.



  311. lexi's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she got hit by a school bus she said who threw that twinkie



  312. lexi's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she entered the ugly contest and they said no proffessionals plz



  313. juan patino's Momma Joke:

    yo so stupid that when she saw a school bus she said STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!



  314. juan patino's Momma Joke:

    yo so stupid that when she saw a school bus she said STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!



  315. Steve Wilkos's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so smelly when she saw a bar of soap she thought it was the end of the world.



  316. Yo mama so fat she wore a red swdater and all of the kids pointed at her and said koolaidman????'s Momma Joke:

    bye koolaidman



  317. Neon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat i could lay her on her back and use her as a golf course



  318. Neon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat i could lay her on her back and use her as a golf course



  319. Nick Bennett's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so poor she opened a gmail just to eat the spam



  320. yo momma sooooo lardy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when whales saw her they started to sing ”we are family even though you are fatter than me”



  321. yo momma soooo fat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and stupid that she thought that a rainbow was different colored fruit rollups



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  323. Dan's Momma Joke:

    To mama so fat she lives in a two story frito bag with a dog named chip



  324. Dan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she lives in a two story frito bag with a dog named chip



  325. Dan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat it her high school yearbook took up 2 pages



  326. levi's Momma Joke:

    when your mum broke her leg gravy pord out



  327. levi boyton :)'s Momma Joke:

    when your mum broke her leg gravy pord out



  328. gabe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the only letter she nows in the alabent is kfc



  329. chelsea's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat, when she steps on the scales in says one person at a time please.



  330. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Hi



  331. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma jokes 2012



  332. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma jokes 2012



  333. Tristan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs she couldn’t stop bouncing.



  334. Tristan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she broke her neck it wasn’t blood that poured out it was pizza sauce.



  335. kelsi slaughter's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired!



  336. poor's Momma Joke:

    Your Mamma is so poor when she fell in a puddle she thought she was taking a SHOWER !!



  337. poor's Momma Joke:

    Your Mamma is so poor when she fell in a puddle she thought she was taking a SHOWER !!



  338. poor's Momma Joke:

    Your Mamma is so poor when she fell in a puddle she thought she was taking a SHOWER !!



  339. poor's Momma Joke:

    Your Mamma is so poor when she fell in a puddle she thought she was taking a SHOWER !!



  340. yo's Momma Joke:

    Lets get off this mom thing, cause I just got off on yours.



  341. yo's Momma Joke:

    Lets get off this mom thing, cause I just got off on yours.



  342. yo's Momma Joke:

    Lets get off this mom thing, cause I just got off on yours.



  343. Narobi's Momma Joke:

    You mama so fat she jumped to the sun and burned it the fire



  344. Narobi's Momma Joke:

    You mama so fat she jumped to the sun and burned it the fire



  345. Narobi's Momma Joke:

    You mama so fat she jumped to the sun and burned it the fire



  346. toto's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she saw windows on the computer ,she went and bought curtains



  347. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she went to kfc and licked other peoples fingers



  348. babatunde's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she went to kfc and licked other peoples fingers



  349. Jazzy Jazz Jazz's Momma Joke:

    To momma so fat that when God created light, he asked her to step out the way



  350. alicia n.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old her breast milk look like powder!



  351. alicia n.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old her breast milk look like powder!



  352. Samantha's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund



  353. Millena Lim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat that she lowered the price at Walmart



  354. antwanette's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she cant get threw 2011



  355. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ulgy shes the reason woldo hides.



  356. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat snore lax sang we are family even tough your fatter than me.



  357. Yo mama so black's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so black that when she went outside the street lights turn off



  358. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped inta a pool her splash attacks actually do damage



  359. Yo Mommas Boy 99's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid she thought that tha ABC store was for people who don’t know the alphabet



  360. Unicorn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy she grows afro’s on her nipples



  361. Sheona Russell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she can dodge rain drops



  362. knightandday's Momma Joke:

    your nan is so old, when people tell her to act her own age, she died



  363. knightandday's Momma Joke:

    your nan is so old, when people tell her to act her own age, she died



  364. candy man's Momma Joke:

    your mummas so fat the only reason she goes into kfc is to lick peoples fingers



  365. candy man's Momma Joke:

    your mummas so fat the only reason she goes into kfc is to lick peoples fingers



  366. candy man's Momma Joke:

    your mummas so fat the only reason she goes into kfc is to lick peoples fingers



  367. candy man's Momma Joke:

    your mummas so fat the only reason she goes into kfc is to lick peoples fingers



  368. candy man's Momma Joke:

    your mummas so fat the only reason she goes into kfc is to lick peoples fingers



  369. knight and day's Momma Joke:

    edward casey is so fat he took a picture last year in june and its still printing..



  370. knight and day's Momma Joke:

    edward casey is so fat he took a picture last year in june and its still printing..



  371. non of urebbees wax's Momma Joke:

    your mama so old she new burger king when he was just a prince



  372. Tristan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she fell down the stairs and couldn’t stop bouncing.



  373. Tristan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dark when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent.



  374. Zach's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she went to Target and returned the legos because she thought they were broken.



  375. lucas's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dumb she stoped at a stop sign an waited for it to say go.



  376. jordyn's Momma Joke:

    yo your momma so ugly she made justin bieber look like heaven



  377. jake's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she got locked in a groshty store and starved



  378. trevion's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth are so yellow evry time she



  379. trevion's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth are so yellow evry time she



  380. trevion's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth are so yellow evry time she



  381. Ajmal's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas house is so dirty that the rats complained to the council



  382. Ajmal's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat people run around her for excersize



  383. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  384. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mums so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed her self



  385. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mums so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed her self



  386. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she cant even get out of 2011



  387. sammys's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she still owes moses a dollar



  388. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed



  389. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put 2 Quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent



  390. Charo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly when the bus came by the kids said OMFG!!!



  391. nano's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma soo old she farted and dust came out



  392. nano's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma soo fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway



  393. brennan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid when her siter told her it is chily out side she went outside with a spoon



  394. brennan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid when her siter told her it is chily out side she went outside with a spoon



  395. chubz's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out



  396. chubz's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out



  397. chubz's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out



  398. pop's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat you need to pace a twinkie bye the door so she can get out



  399. qwandrea's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ear and thought she was listening 2 50 cent the rapper



  400. WTF's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so pour she opened a g-mail account just to eat the spam



  401. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum she run over by a parked car



  402. mansimran's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i told her to get a life and she said i dont have the money



  403. mansimran's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i told her to get a life and she said i dont have the money



  404. mansimran's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth



  405. mansimran's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old that her best freind was a dinosaur



  406. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she bought a blackberry from fruit and veg



  407. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she had to get babtist at sea world!!



  408. sachin's Momma Joke:

    ur mama teeth so yellow when she walk in the road all the cars start to slow down



  409. Joe T. Garcia's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma IS so stupid she got fired from a blow Job !



  410. ho's Momma Joke:

    ui8ifjgngbcd9infc99ih8



  411. Karla's Momma Joke:

    Had to tweet this. I ride when I can – but will have to do this all next week. More people certainly should.



  412. john's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat, people run around her for exercise



  413. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures



  414. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she scares roaches away



  415. Becca Pike's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up xD



  416. Becca Pike's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up xD



  417. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when she was kicking a can i asked whatcha doin she said moving



  418. sese is the best !!!'s Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when she sat on the table the table was cracking up!!!



  419. yannie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she put paper on the tv and she said we got paperview



  420. fefe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she looked in the miror her reflection arn away



  421. cianomufc7's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she called her house but and called her son crack and she ring,the garda and said i looked all up my but but i could not find my crack



  422. cianomufc7's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she called her house but and called her son crack and she ring,the garda and said i looked all up my but but i could not find my crack



  423. cianomufc7's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she called her house but and called her son crack and she ring,the garda and said i looked all up my but but i could not find my crack



  424. Richard's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, she uses Mt. Everest as a friggin dildo.



  425. spree23's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dark she spits chocolate



  426. spree23's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald when she get braids they look like stitches



  427. George Williams's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat 2 semi trucks hit her she said hay who threw that roc



  428. George Williams's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat 2 semi trucks hit her she said hay who threw that roc



  429. George Williams's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she uses the eifel tower as a vibrator



  430. Trystyn's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat… she stepped on a scale and it went up to umm… umm… bitch lose some weight.



  431. NATHAN's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMAS SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS INDA THIRD GRADE



  432. Back pain relief's Momma Joke:

    I really fondness the matter to you shared. Thank you pro rearrangement.



  433. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You momma so stupid she shoved batteries up her but and yelled “I got the Power”



  434. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and created the Japan Tsunami



  435. Linda's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said “To Be Continued”



  436. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order!



  437. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order!



  438. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, they had to put speed bumps at the buffet!



  439. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she thought Thailand was a men’s clothing store!



  440. kashtin's Momma Joke:

    your mama is soo hairy that chabaka said woh



  441. kashtin's Momma Joke:

    your mama is soo hairy that chabaka said woh



  442. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she doesnt need the internet, shes already worldwide



  443. blerp's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she doesnt need the internet, shes already worldwide



  444. adam's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hot i told her lets hit that spot



  445. NMONEY5674's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DUMB,SHE GOT LOCKED INTO A BATHROOM AND PEED ON HERSELF



  446. BALLIN12343's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE WALKED IN A HAUNTED HOUSE AND CAME
    OUT WITH A JOB APPLACATION



  447. NMONEY5674's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE THOUGHT LG&E WAS LETS GO AND EAT



  448. DJ-DAVID's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror it broke



  449. DJ-DAVID's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old when she wa:ked into the antique store they kept her



  450. DJ-DAVID's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old when she wa:ked into the antique store they kept her



  451. Scibrain's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so FAT that i rolled off her twice and i was still on top the DUDE



  452. owen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she lived in a 2 foot dorito bag with a dog named chip



  453. Darkness's Momma Joke:

    Your so ulgy bob the builder usually says we can fix it he went up to your face and said we cant fix it we cant fix it!



  454. Darkness's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat she steped on a scale and she said i want my weight not a phone number



  455. Darkness's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat she steped on a scale it said one at a time please



  456. Darkness's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat she steped on a scale it said to be contenued



  457. TONNIE's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she walks into a room she sits with eeevvrybody



  458. D. Hudson's Momma Joke:

    I dont have a mother, me and my father shared yours.



  459. young reezy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat he aids is on diet



  460. young reezy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas nipples are so small she breast feeds with a straw



  461. vincent's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black she sweats greese



  462. bigmomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on asda and lowered the prices



  463. bigmomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor even a tramp has more money than her



  464. JokeClubYouTubetheIDKer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat? when she sat on the penny, it split in half and she made Abraham Lincoln’s insides come out.



  465. chapie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly i dont need to diss her mother nature already did



  466. chapie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas eyes are so big when she looks at a map she sees people waving



  467. chapie's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so fat when she climbed on the scale it gave her its cell number



  468. sheona and mariavely's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her breast milk is powder



  469. krystal's Momma Joke:

    te apesta el culo y que carajo me importa



  470. joe McGlynn's Momma Joke:

    You mama’s so old her breast milk is powder



  471. jo jo all day's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  472. jo jo all day's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she walked on the beach the whales sung “we are family!”



  473. jo jo all day's Momma Joke:

    yo mam so poor when you said you lost your shoe she said she found one



  474. jo jo all day's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has a refridgerator in her rolls



  475. jo jo all day's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when the goldfish saw her they didnt smile back



  476. YomamaPro's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she walked around in december and peoplesaid its haloween all ready



  477. jo jo all day's Momma Joke:

    yo mama



  478. YomamaPro's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she put lip stick on her head just to make up her mind



  479. YomamaJokes's Momma Joke:

    Yo Moma So Poor
    that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.



  480. jo jo all day's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy her nipples had afro’s



  481. asdfgh's Momma Joke:

    she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

    Yo mama so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.



  482. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor
    burglars break into her home and leave money.



  483. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor
    I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said “Sure thing, it’s 4th tree on your right…”



  484. jo jo all day's Momma Joke:

    man your hairline so jacked up it looks like the outline of africa click clack



  485. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor
    I caught her trying to use food stamps in the gumball machine.



  486. hahhahahahahahahaahahah's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama So Stupid
    I told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder…



  487. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.



  488. moms boy's Momma Joke:

    Your Mama So Fat
    when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…



  489. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor
    when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - “Don’t use the good china”



  490. moms boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Wife so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, “Land Ahoy!!!”



  491. jo jo all day's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone



  492. jo jo all day's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fake she has the words made in china on her back



  493. kristy koswell's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly when bob the builder sang “bob the builder can we fix it no we cant”



  494. kristy koswell's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when she sat in bed she fell of both sides



  495. kristy koswell's Momma Joke:

    your mamas fart is so bad that wen she did fart,it made the earth quake



  496. shayshaybutter's Momma Joke:

    yal yo mama jokes is lame



  497. shayshaybutter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly wen bob the builder looked at her he said he coulnt fix dat lmfao



  498. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    boy yo lips are so big they look like they are in the line of duty



  499. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    boy yo lips are so big they look like they are in the line of duty



  500. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat her neck looks like a 24 pack of hotdogs



  501. bella's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas but is so hairy it looked like donkey kong poped out and said wo



  502. bella's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popted out



  503. hot baby's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  504. tavyon's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is fat shes just fat



  505. ana belle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny she wipes her butt with a tooth pick



  506. big mac momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb that she stoped a school bus full of white people and said”stop I want Twinkies “!



  507. jj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when the hornor says order order yo mama say fish and ships



  508. jj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when the hornor says order order yo mama say fish and ships



  509. Jasmine's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly medusa scared of you



  510. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so retarded that when she was drunk she went to a college drunk party and ****ed ur dad, you were an accident!



  511. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so retarded that when she was drunk she went to a college drunk party and ****ed ur dad, you were an accident!



  512. Rkp's Momma Joke:

    Your mom so fat that when she went to the pool they us



  513. Rkp's Momma Joke:

    Your mom so fat that when she went to the pool they used her as a jumping borad.



  514. Your face's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the arch she thought the Mcdonalds sign was broke



  515. Blades of fame's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama So fat when she cut her leg gravy ran out and she started. Licking it



  516. Kbv's Momma Joke:

    Hi



  517. Your MOM's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid and fat when she walked into church she said were’s the fried chicken



  518. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat everytime she sits down she gets more rolls then the bakery store



  519. valisha's Momma Joke:

    You mama so poor she put a milkshake on layway



  520. abby skaggs/bowwow rocker 64's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whale said we are family even though your fatter than me



  521. Victor's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so pour I walk in the front door and fell out the back



  522. cam's Momma Joke:

    yo mama stink so bad that whan she throgh up she throgh up breath



  523. kinfo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,when she saw a school bus full of white kids she thought it was a twinkie…



  524. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor she was kicking a can across the street and a guy asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.



  525. Bobby's Momma Joke:

    I’m fat



  526. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fat ioj



  527. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA DONT NEED INTERNET SHE ALREADY WORLDWIDE



  528. NMONEY5674's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY BOB THE BUILDER SAID I CANT FIX THAT



  529. NMONEY5674's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE FELL OFF THE UGLY TREE AND HIT EVER BRANCH DOWN



  530. NMONEY5674's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO GREASY SHE USES BACON AS A BANDAID



  531. NMONEY5674's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JOINED JENNY CRAIG SHE SAID I ASKED FOR YOUR WEIGHT NOT YOUR PHONE NUMBER



  532. NMONEY5674's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY NOT EVEN GOLDFISH CRACKERS SMILE BACK



  533. NMONEY5674's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON A PENNY AND MADE 2 NICKELS AND 1 DIME



  534. NMONEY5674's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAD TO GO TO SEA WORLD TO GET BABTIZZED



  535. Vrvjfi's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went on the titanic she made it sank



  536. Vrvjfi's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went on the titanic she made it sank



  537. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test



  538. Alex's Momma Joke:

    Alex



  539. Alex's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she smokes tea



  540. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so ugly bob the builder said i can’t fix thar



  541. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so ugly bob the builder said i can’t fix thar



  542. James's Momma Joke:

    Your moma is so fat when she saw a yellow bus full of white people she ran after yelling following that twinkie



  543. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is a slut …butter sket



  544. ?'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so mexican she invented a new sport cross country



  545. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom so stanky when she stepped outside the birds died



  546. ab's Momma Joke:

    your mom so stanky when she stepped outside the birds died



  547. abel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she did a bad performance in from of the whole people and got fired



  548. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her name is lardo



  549. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her name is lardo



  550. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when you open the front door you trip over the back fence



  551. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she makes blind people cry



  552. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  553. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she doesn’t need the internet she’s already worldwide



  554. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old, i told her to act her age, and she died.



  555. len's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall she beats a rocket to space



  556. len's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall she beats a rocket to space



  557. crlos's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she caused a solar eclipse



  558. crlos's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she caused a solar eclipse



  559. phill's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet said “abc 123 abc 123 abc get off of me



  560. brittanysmilealot's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor , i saw her wwalkin dwn the street ask her wat she was doin , she said movin



  561. Nats's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old ,her ID book says to be continued



  562. YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she went to take her drivers license pic the camera broke



  563. Miss Gayle's Momma Joke:

    Miss Gayle is like a hardware store 5cents a screw



  564. nichole's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so ugly even dogs are smart enough to run away from her



  565. moma's Momma Joke:

    idk



  566. moma's Momma Joke:

    idk



  567. catalino's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so short she needed a ladder to pick up a pennie



  568. catalino's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she even made blind kids cry…..lol



  569. ben dover's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she bungee jumped she went straight to hell.



  570. daijernae's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she have to get out of the car and say i can breath



  571. daijernae's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when you first came out she said that not my baby cause she is ugly and the dad she that man that not my baby?



  572. alex'zandria's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum that when she went to the doctor he told her she has gonnarea she thinks it means shes healthy



  573. alex'zandria's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought aids was a sat test



  574. alex'zandria's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald that when she goes to the hair salon they tell her we don’t braid scalp



  575. alex'zandria's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she thought herpies was a resturant



  576. alex'zandria's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old and dum she thinks george washington is still president



  577. alex'zandria's Momma Joke:

    yo mama titys so saggy they touch her knee caps



  578. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she touhgt tv was a sexual transmitted disease



  579. alex'zandria's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she thought tv was a sexual transmitted disease



  580. Lisa's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so dumb, that she stared at an orange juice carton for three hours cause it said concentrate on the carton!



  581. Donovan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy when you came out the doctor he has a case of rugburn



  582. donovan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she sat on the T.V to watch the couch



  583. coolmaster's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat the earth lives on her



  584. coolmaster's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat she dosent fit in this joke



  585. coolmaster's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat when she standed on a scale it said to be continude



  586. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, i said it was chilly outside and she ran out side with a bowl and spoon and she said, “Where?”



  587. Miguel Garcia's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat,when I drive around her,I run out of gas



  588. Miguel Garcia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she got arrested for mooning



  589. Miguel Garcia's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat were in her right now



  590. Miguel Garcia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her lunchbox is kroger



  591. Miguel Garcia's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas dog is so gay a guy gave him a bone and he GAVE IT RIGHT BACK!



  592. soja's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ear and sed she listtening to 50 cent



  593. Best ever's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so ugly it looked like her face caught on fire then someone put it out with a fork



  594. angelina's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat your kids ask her what we having for dinner and she said rolls



  595. angelina's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat your kids ask her what we having for dinner and she said rolls



  596. angelina's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when she walks on wooden floors it sounds like she is tap dancing



  597. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greasy her freckiles slipped off her face



  598. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so white she makes casper look black this is to every mamma



  599. dirty mike and the boys's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat to get her throught the door u have to put butter in the door way and a twinkie ont the other side



  600. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she entered a ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals



  601. Yo momma 112's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb ate her tv and i asked her y she ate it and she said bcuz i wanted a tv dinner



  602. raini rodrigez's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so hairy she looks like king kong’s butt



  603. raini rodrigez's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so hairy she looks like king kong’s butt



  604. young d's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she was wtchin the news and they said it was goin to be chilly outside so she grabbed a bowl and went outside



  605. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ulgy she won first ,second and third in the eating contest



  606. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she almot died



  607. Damian McCarthy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live



  608. Damian McCarthy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl



  609. Damian McCarthy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma eats so much she saw a bus with white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie



  610. Me's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she put a plug in her butt and screamed “I have the power now!”



  611. Diene's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma you so fat you cant even fit in a monster truck tire



  612. Hart's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma you so fat that she can’t even put on a monster truck tire without it splitting in half



  613. TOBIAS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE SAID SHE WANTED A TV DINNER SHE ACTUALLY PUT A TV IN THE MICROWAVE



  614. MEKA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE LEFT A RING AROUND THE LAKE



  615. MEKA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE TRIED TO SPIT M&MS IN ALPHATBETICAL ORDER



  616. Maggie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so big she plays marbles with the planets!



  617. Skyra's Momma Joke:

    Your mama do poor that when the house burned down the roaches stood up and said “clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord cause we got heat”



  618. Skyra's Momma Joke:

    Your mama do poor that when the house burned down the roaches stood up and said “clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord cause we got heat”



  619. adrian's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so ugly not even goldfish crackers smiled back



  620. Nick and shandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got locked out of her own motorcycle



  621. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book



  622. Vatsa Patel's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, she called wats up to FBI



  623. Vatsa Patel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing



  624. Vatsa Patel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC’s



  625. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the toIlet it started singing Abcdefg get yo big fat butt off of me.



  626. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the toIlet it started singing Abcdefg get yo big fat butt off of me.



  627. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the toIlet it started singing Abcdefg get yo big fat butt off of me.



  628. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the toIlet it started singing Abcdefg get yo big fat butt off of me.



  629. joshua's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she went to mc donalds they said what you wont she said i can only order off the 1 cent menu



  630. JHERI's Momma Joke:

    So momma so fat not evan dora can explore her



  631. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she limbo under the door



  632. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she left her purse on noah ark



  633. jorge's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she left her purse on noah ark



  634. jorge's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she left her purse on noah ark



  635. jorge's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she left her purse on noah ark



  636. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You mommy so fat she missed a whole tv show



  637. mare546's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said who throgh that twink



  638. eleni's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammal so fat when she steped on the scale it said “yo one at a time!”



  639. Yo mama is so ugly she looks like a gerila and people say she belonges in the zoo.'s Momma Joke:

    Miguel



  640. Yo mama is so old she belonges in the 500b.c.'s Momma Joke:

    Miguel



  641. Yo mama is so black she went outside in the day and people said ,it got dark.'s Momma Joke:

    Miguel



  642. The Unknown's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so black, she maade michael jackson look black.



  643. The Unknown's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so black, she maade michael jackson look black.



  644. mateo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a library shes open to the public



  645. Ya momma's Momma Joke:

    Ya momma soooo por she had to be fear by the birds



  646. Ya momma's Momma Joke:

    Ya momma soooo por she had to be fear by the birds



  647. mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat shes a five kill strek



  648. GUY mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black people thout they were in pairnamal activy



  649. GUYS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama was so black and hairy people thout she was chewbacka



  650. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    guys suk ya grandad



  651. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mama so white wen i put milkyway infront of her face she sed we are family



  652. Laynaaaaaaa's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma Soo Black Theyy Marked Her Appsentt In Nightt School



  653. James's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she made the street light go out



  654. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat yo momma tried to kiss me i said for your imformation i don,t won,t a dieases i would rather stay that way



  655. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so wierd i went over her house for dinner i asked whats for diner i asked what we havin she spread her legs and said crabs



  656. jose's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly, when she put make up it tuck her a year to make her sexy for one day.



  657. JOSE's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly, she whent into a haunted house and cameout whith a job.



  658. Mark's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she needs 2 pages for her facebook



  659. zackary's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales the whale said hi mom



  660. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she saw a elephant she said dang you skinny



  661. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she listen to 50 cent she put two quarters in her ear



  662. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiles at church they sing let it shine



  663. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    YO momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl



  664. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she walks past the tv you miss three commercials



  665. lance's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupiedwhen the weather man said it was chilly out side she got a bowl and a spoon



  666. james's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupiedwhen the weather man said it was chilly out side she got a bowl and a spoon



  667. james's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupiedwhen the weather man said it was chilly out side she got a bowl and a spoon



  668. james's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupiedwhen the weather man said it was chilly out side she got a bowl and a spoon



  669. bellas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she was in outer space she sall another spaceship thar was kids on it and thay sed i want to go on that planit



  670. bellas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skiney she has to run oround the shower to get wet



  671. bellas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she sits on the tv and waches the couch



  672. Tony's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dumb she prostitutes for free



  673. millet's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she gotta real horse on her polo shirt



  674. millet's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she gotta toyota name brand jacket



  675. millet's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor, when she looked under her bed, roaches was rollin dice



  676. millet's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like tyler the creator, both of them will have a odd future



  677. millet's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like the court, they both will have you sweating and crying



  678. millet's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor, a homeless man asked her for spare change and she robbed him



  679. millet's Momma Joke:

    yo momma such a prostitute,she charged you money for pregnacy



  680. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, her grandchildren is her teacher



  681. keino starboy edwards's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went to buy ah water bed ah they spread a sheet an the ocean an gave her.



  682. michael ignacio's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so skine when ever they hierd her to the coper cumpeni they used her as a mesuring pole



  683. Yo Mamma so Stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said "I got the powa"'s Momma Joke:

    Skipper



  684. Skipper's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said I got the powa



  685. ky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she drinks from the toilets and pees in cups



  686. sarah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she stepped on da scale she said damn i want my weight not mu phone number



  687. pablo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she gave fredy cogorsen night mares



  688. Now Martinez's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid that she put 25 cents in each ear and siad I’m listening to 50 cent



  689. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she made Chuck norris cry.



  690. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she called me lookin’ for her phone



  691. michael ignacio's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so bold she mad pepol with cancer look hatiy



  692. Yo mama is so ugly that she was the rapcher's Momma Joke:

    Jesus mama jokes



  693. Destiny's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat.when she went swimming in the ocean she said oops im in the Kitty pool



  694. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s like a door nob everybody gets there turn



  695. carol's Momma Joke:

    very funny



  696. severe and rob's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she wanted to listen to eminem she put 2eminems in the radio



  697. jesus's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she tried to steal free samples from the market



  698. tylers yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama breath smells so bad when she open up her mouth her teeth duck



  699. Hannah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she went to the fair and rode a pony she made the pony split in half



  700. Hannah's Momma Joke:

    to momma so ugly she looked in the miror and it broke



  701. Hannah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she joined wipeout and she was at the bouncing balls and somebody else was at the balls and she was a bouncy ball



  702. JOHN's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she makes her own gravey



  703. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she it takes mountain rescue to get ya dad off her



  704. kamryn. s.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat shen she broke her leg gravy pour out.



  705. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas like a race at driver she burns 4 rubbers



  706. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your moms like a squirrel she drives me nutsss



  707. brayden cross's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the docter said that the m.f dust got told



  708. brayden cross's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when se goes up into space the asternots said that thay just invented a new planit



  709. bobby the 7th's Momma Joke:

    boo tee liker free and my falt u smeel like poop



  710. jason jaing's Momma Joke:

    yo momma fat bootee



  711. tom's Momma Joke:

    Your momma has beend bumbed more than a toilet seat



  712. Makayla Jones's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so blind when a yellow bus drove by filled with white kids she yelled”Stop that twinkie!”



  713. Makayla Jones's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she has to ironher pants on the driveway.



  714. Misty's Momma Joke:

    Anderson



  715. smokey's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is do fat she points in all directions



  716. smokey's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so skinny her nipples touch



  717. AJ's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE ASK FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLANKET OVER THE OCEAN



  718. Billy's momma joke's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat she’s taller side ways!



  719. Rick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat! I can’t see her feet….



  720. Rick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat! I can’t see her feet….



  721. Rick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat! I can’t see her feet….



  722. Rick's Momma Joke:

    Brayden where did you learn how to spell?? Yo momma



  723. Playa1196's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s like dragons in skyrim you never want to see her



  724. Elroy's Momma Joke:

    Your mommies are like a soccer field every1 gets a postion



  725. ashu's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hazardous nasa think the farts liquid nitrogen



  726. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy at bigfoot asked her out



  727. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommo is so short that she makes snooki frm jershy shore look tall



  728. Jayson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat it takes me 1 bus and 2 trains to get to her good side



  729. Rainbow's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when she lays down on her stomach, her butt is like the Grand Canyon!



  730. Trayy Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth



  731. Trayy Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth



  732. jordanjohnson@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her house for a new hair do



  733. Studswag22's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she couldnt even see the tv



  734. Jj king's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so hairy the only language she know is wookie



  735. Jj king's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ungly shrek thought it was his mama



  736. yo niger's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she uses matras as a maxi pad



  737. justyn ward's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch



  738. Ryan Caswell's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she doesnt need the internet shes already world wide



  739. Ryan Caswell's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she tried to put M&m’s in alphabetical order



  740. coolman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dirty i asked her what was for dinner and she opened her legs and said crabs



  741. EXPERT JOHN's Momma Joke:

    you is so FAT when she sat on your iphone it was in ipad



  742. EXPERT JOHN's Momma Joke:

    you is so FAT when she sat on your iphone it was in ipad



  743. joshua okuda's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black i shot her with my deagle then the bullet came back asking for a flashlight



  744. my's Momma Joke:

    my momma so black shes to black



  745. 's yo momma joke's Momma Joke:

    ’s yo momma joke



  746. Gabriel's Momma Joke:

    Mama jokes are the best



  747. Julio's Momma Joke:

    Your mom and dad are so fat ,when they go to in-and-out they go in but they can’t come out.



  748. Daisy De Marcos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so retarded that the cops were chasing her she called 911 for help



  749. Daisy De Marcos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that shes went to the beach the whales sang *we are family*:)



  750. la la land's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she was fired from the m&m factory for throwing out all the w’s



  751. kesha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she look oreo cookie



  752. kesha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she look oreo cookie



  753. kesha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she look oreo cookie



  754. luis arriaga's moma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dark she went to night school and marked her absent



  755. luis arriaga's's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat people in the neighborhood run around her for ecercise



  756. luis arriaga's's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she farts out dust



  757. luis arriaga's's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she ordered the king kong costume



  758. luis arriaga's's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she put on a red dress they thought she was the coolade man



  759. You stuped mom jokes's Momma Joke:

    Your mom so stuped she’s just stuped



  760. Hahahahah what u laughing about's Momma Joke:

    Yo mAma so fat I shoudnt play you I already won jet it



  761. Joe's Momma Joke:

    Tell ur mom she’s stuped ok ?????



  762. some one O.o's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company



  763. haha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama SOOO hairy u came out wit rug rash :0 :)



  764. hahahahaha's Momma Joke:

    :D :) :( :O :* :P C:



  765. BITCH's Momma Joke:

    :’(



  766. wow's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order



  767. X bomb's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went to the beach the whales said,”we are family even though your fatter then me”,



  768. X bomb's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat it took 2 busses and 1 train just to get on her good side



  769. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind



  770. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    little johny



  771. Jessica's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she celebrated that she finished a puzzle in 60 days and it said this puzzle is for the age of 4.



  772. WillzToohFrzhh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama Sooo old he period is in black and white



  773. banks's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SHE THINKS COLGATE IS A GATE IN COLUMBIA



  774. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so…ahh i got ntn loool



  775. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she stuck two batteries up her butt and said i have the power!!!



  776. Nyob!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she stopped at the valet parking they parked her



  777. angel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she brang a spoon to the super bowl



  778. angel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped she made a new planet



  779. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she looks like you! Hahaha



  780. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is jacked up like my coach



  781. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she owe moses a quarter..



  782. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she owe moses a quarter..



  783. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order! ?



  784. cant copy dis swaqq!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat not even dora can explore her!



  785. derek's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when her husband threw her out of the house the neihbors called 911 for animal abuse



  786. mikeyrodriguez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it!!!



  787. derek's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when she threw a rock at the ground it missed



  788. LissaMarieeX3's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama So Fat She Was Rolling Down Kmart And Ended Up In Target



  789. alyse graham's Momma Joke:

    You momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and it turned into skittles



  790. yo momma is so short's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so short



  791. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she is a stupid hoe



  792. cupcake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she is a stupid hoe



  793. cupcake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat they ask if she was the sun



  794. cupcake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat they ask if she was a the sun



  795. cupcake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she got a kelowd on her ear and the kids say tiity boy swagg



  796. payton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black we cant find her in the dark



  797. mariah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid they told here it was chilly outside she got a bowl



  798. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she cant fit in the front so she got to go throw the back and front



  799. cupcake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black the crack turned purple



  800. mariah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so uncly crow said ohoh wey



  801. mariah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got stuck in the chair



  802. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    when yo mama get in the car it go’s errrh



  803. mariah's Momma Joke:

    when yo mama get in the car it go’s errr



  804. payton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got to put her stuff in the goodwill



  805. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mrscavaness so fat she cat get in here car



  806. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greasy she bacon as a band aid



  807. mariah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she can eat 11111111111111,111111111,0000000donuts



  808. bitchhhh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so uncly she cant fete throw a ginet door



  809. Kieran's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she died, africans ate for 15 years and had spears for the Iraqis



  810. xXObeyVegitaXx's Momma Joke:

    Yoo momma so black that when she stepped out her car.. the oil light turned on



  811. Kkk's Momma Joke:

    You mama is so fat when se put on a yellow dress a man said wait taxi



  812. Kkk's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when its halloween she does not have to have a costume



  813. erick tacain's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so yellow everytime pepoel see her they say a taxi



  814. erick tacain's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so yellow everytime pepoel see her they say a taxi



  815. erick tacain's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so yellow everytime pepoel see her they say a taxi



  816. erick tacain's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dump when she whent to in and out she never came out



  817. Hannah123's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat,when she went into the ocean whale started singing,”WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME.”



  818. Fahd's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom



  819. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    These suck



  820. sofia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama cant even tie her hair because her elbow is really short



  821. Rene's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so small when she took her lisence picture her feet came out in the picture.



  822. Paula's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she sold free breaadd:)



  823. MATT's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she made the 2012 wave



  824. MATT's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dim even MW2 said danger close



  825. raydub's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to japan the army mistaked her for godzilla



  826. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to mcdonalds she said give me everthing on the menu and side order of mop water



  827. raydub's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short when she sit on the curve she can swing her feet



  828. raydub's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  829. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she needs cheat codes to play wii fit



  830. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean europe claimed as new land



  831. fat kid's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she doesnt need internet shes alredy world wide.



  832. Ashleigh Hogarth's Momma Joke:

    yo mams so fat what ya dad came in from work and said its raining meatball out there she ran out side with her mouth open :)



  833. Ashleigh Hogarth's Momma Joke:

    ya mams so fat when she ran down the street with a yellow coat people shout “taxi” LOL. xoxo



  834. rick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma such a slut, she used to work in a sperm bank till she got fired for drinking on the job!



  835. rick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma such a slut, she used to work in a sperm bank till she got fired for drinking on the job!



  836. Vince's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat they had to use sperm whales to get her pregnant



  837. Kenneth's Momma Joke:

    I am gay



  838. Jonathan's Momma Joke:

    Me to:)



  839. You are gay if you read this's Momma Joke:

    You are gay



  840. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo dum she got lock in a food store and starved



  841. montez nixon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she took a shower and her feet didnt get wet



  842. montez nixon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo fat she past the tv you miss two comircals



  843. montez nixon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soooo old she got a picture of jesus in her year book



  844. ??'s Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so greasy that she sweats crisco!



  845. Real tlk 94's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly God is scared of her



  846. Real tlk 94's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy she got hair on her nipples



  847. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she breast feds powdererd milk



  848. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she breast feds powder milk



  849. Nash G's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk… White and chunky.



  850. Nash G's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so nasty that when I went over to your house I asked her what is for dinner so she opened up her legs and said crabs.



  851. fartworthy0's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that when she got on the scale and her phone # showed up



  852. BUNCHIEEE's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she stared at a car that said FOCUS!



  853. pretty lolipop's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she looked at a mirror and her reflection screamed and ran away



  854. nobody's momma joke:'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old, the candles cost more than her birthday cake



  855. Emily Cobb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when they went to have sex your dad suggested doggie style so she went in the yard :)



  856. Emily Cobb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when they went to have sex your dad suggested doggie style so she went in the yard :)



  857. Emily Cobb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly justin bieber said damn you look like selena gomez



  858. Emily Cobb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when her sister was named candy she went after her and said CANDY!!!



  859. Emily Cobb's Momma Joke:

    YO momma is so stupid she opened up a pack om m&ms and she thought eminem was gunna come



  860. Emily Cobb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that she had someone OLDER than JESUS in school



  861. Emily Cobb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she had to get surgery to get fat off her all the surgens saw was porkchops



  862. Emily Cobb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to pluto and sat down, thats how pluto ended



  863. swagg love's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she though dunking Donald was a basketball team



  864. javier guzman's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat she uses Google earth to take her picture



  865. javier guzman's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat she uses Google earth to take her picture



  866. javier guzman's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat she uses Google earth to take her picture



  867. Kevn from platt's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat……..she FAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!



  868. keiran12345's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she cant sit on a chair if she does it will break



  869. ty's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so white when she sees a black man if he is fat she says oy fat bastered get back in my fridge chocolate role



  870. You people Weird.'s Momma Joke:

    You people suck get a day Job.



  871. Yooo< ! :D's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly when she looks into the mirror the mirror breaks



  872. Yooo< ! :D's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly when she looks into the mirror the mirror breaks 0196 haha



  873. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT BITCH SHE JUST FAT



  874. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT BITCH SHE JUST FAT



  875. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT BITCH SHE JUST FAT



  876. Teonna96's Momma Joke:

    You’re momma’s so damn stupid, She thought…Idk. Lmao



  877. T_DEEZ's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dark that the sun use her for shades



  878. tierra carey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and it poped out skittles…..taste the rainbow



  879. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so dumb she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go



  880. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.



  881. Flamer16's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, God said let there be light He asked her to move.



  882. kaliyah's Momma Joke:

    Your mamas bum is so big that when she was walking down the street someone tried to flag her off and get on her with a daysaver



  883. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when she got hit by a cup she told the police she got mugged



  884. alisuleman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat, that she doesn’t need the internet because she is worldwide



  885. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old she farts pouder



  886. kupir's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat i rolled over twice and i was still on her belly



  887. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat she uses cheat codes for wii-
    fit



  888. kupir's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat she uses cheat codes for wii-
    fit



  889. geezy tipz !!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she locked herself in a public toilet and pissed herself



  890. geezy tipz !!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid that when the computer screen said press any key she bought a new keyboard



  891. Jessie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, she jumped and got stuck.



  892. Jimbo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so old when she breast feeds powder comes out



  893. Scooby doo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued



  894. Yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants it the drive way ????????????



  895. ..spmething's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so bald, when she put on a turtle neck she looked like a roll on deoderant



  896. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so tall the guy run into the bast



  897. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so tall the guy run into the bast



  898. fatguy's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so tall the guy run into the bast



  899. fatguy's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so hevey that a guy take her to the prom for a picture the guy hold her and fill down to the middle of the earth



  900. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she put the boogie man out of buisness



  901. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she climbed on the twin towers it collapsed



  902. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid the cops pulled her over because she was under the speed limit



  903. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she went to dunkin donuts she bought a donut and returned it cuz it had a hole in it



  904. yea buddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thought condom was gum



  905. Christian Boyle's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid that she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was lisening to 50 cent!!



  906. Taylor's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she put the phone up her butt and thought it was a buttie call



  907. aaaarrroon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat it took her 4 jumbo jets just to get 1 foot in the air



  908. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she got out of the car the oil light poped on



  909. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid it was free day and she asked, “How much does this water bottle cost?”



  910. adrian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she tried to steel a free sample



  911. Mika's's Momma Joke:

    Your Mama So Ugly That When She Threw A Boomerang It Never Came Back!



  912. belaal's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she needed white gloves while eating chocolate



  913. vanessa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so dumb on her way to disney world there was a sign that said ”disney world left” so she went home



  914. vanessa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she couldnt get out of 2011 she’s still in there



  915. vanessa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb i told her christmas is just around the corner and she went looking for it



  916. JAIME's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE HANGS UPSIDE DOWN HER MUSCLES R BIGGER THAN HULKS!



  917. jayvia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she went to a furneal naked



  918. jayden's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she walked into church everybody started praying



  919. Benzamin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, that when she heard about at&t’s rollover plan, she rolled over for minuts!



  920. Benzamin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, that when she heard about at&t’s rollover plan, she rolled over for minutes!



  921. O?'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that she was moved to area51!



  922. DonkeyKong1500's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she uses the ocean as a bathtub



  923. DonkeyKong1500's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she cant fit inside a swimming pool



  924. Marisah Bo$$'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat even dora can’t explore her



  925. Marisah Bo$$'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat even dora can’t explore her



  926. Theone's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she put 2 quarters in her ears and
    tried to listen to 50 cent



  927. lashayla's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black dat wen she look in the mirror it breaks



  928. megie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat the last time she sin 90210 was when she wayed herself !!



  929. helena's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she went out in a yellow they said ‘its the magic school bus’.



  930. helena's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she went out in a yellow they said ‘its the magic school bus’.



  931. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i can bundgie jump with her underwear.



  932. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i can bundgie jump with her underwear.



  933. janiya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i can bundgie jump with her underwear.



  934. jakiya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made a sunny day turn into dark sky



  935. jessiah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she got trapped in food lion and she got hungry.



  936. david's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat whan she jumed in the alatig osen the whal said we are famlie cause yo are fater than me.



  937. loser's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went to in n out she couldnt get out



  938. mamamaster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she went on an elevator she had to go down



  939. mamamaster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when a black hole started she couldn’t fit in



  940. ryguy's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat when she fell in the atlantic ocean the whales came up and said we are family even thoe your bigger than me



  941. ryguy's Momma Joke:

    Yor momma is so ugly she cant even atract flys



  942. Kevin P's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she doesn’t need to use the internet because she is already worldwide.



  943. johnnygarcia's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid that when the door bell rang she went to the microwave.



  944. johnnygarcia's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid that when the door bell rang she went to the microwave.



  945. Yo momma so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and she said stop that twinky's Momma Joke:

    G man



  946. Jkafcd's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she looks like you



  947. G is swagg's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she can not attract chupacabras



  948. Yo momma is so fat when she gets a cut Ketchup comes out's Momma Joke:

    LOL



  949. Prince-B's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so jewish where eber she goes her nose gets there 2 minutes early (srry if racist)



  950. shane's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fake they checked the bottom of her foot it said made in china



  951. shane's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fake they checked the bottom of her foot it said made in china



  952. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she aint got no back she look like a rat thats on crack thatz a fact cause she black this ryhme is wack



  953. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she aint got no back she look like a rat thats on crack thatz a fact cause she black this ryhme is wack



  954. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she aint got no back she look like a rat thats on crack thatz a fact cause she black this ryhme is wack



  955. gunna's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she aint got no back she look like a rat thats on crack thatz a fact cause she black this ryhme is wack



  956. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she fell on the road end everybody the it was around about



  957. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she fell on the road end everybody the it was around about



  958. Rochelle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she got hit by a cup and she told the police that she got mugged.



  959. Andy's Momma Joke:

    To mama is so far that
    When she went swimming with
    The whales,they sang “we are family”
    “even though your fater than me!”



  960. Natan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb she thought fruit punch
    Was a gay boxer!



  961. Triforcewizard's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye



  962. emme's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said wheres my gumball



  963. rmulroy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a train track she gets laid all over the place



  964. jaden mama jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb when she seen a bus full of white kids she said hey stop that twinkie



  965. fat head 123's Momma Joke:

    yo mommais so fat she walked out of her house in a red dress and everyone sed hay look coolade.



  966. fat cat 123's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she thinks tacobell is a mexican phone company.



  967. fat cat 123's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooo poor she can’t even afford to pay attention…



  968. Big ken's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she robbed a bank and hid inside the a police car



  969. big ken's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumd she thought dunkin dougnuts was a basketball team



  970. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she heard there was a cereal killer on the loose so she went home and hid all the cheerios



  971. Big ken's Momma Joke:

    the anonymous one was mine



  972. ©^|?÷€`×={¶'s Momma Joke:

    Cdthdwxc gfdth degcy yxdyd g hvchh HG b h by s gxy



  973. Schmexy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so broke, when there was a buy one get one free sale, she took the free one:)



  974. Schmexy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so broke, when there was a buy one get one free sale, she took the free one:)



  975. rainbow skittles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped on a rainbow she made it skittles



  976. greeleybaby's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she took a spoon to teh superbowl



  977. greeleybaby's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she took a spoon to teh superbowl



  978. kevonna's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out



  979. kevonna's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out



  980. alexis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tall when she did a cartwheel she kicked jesu in the face

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