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yo momma is so hairy that the only thing she can track is dogs
by:courtney davis
age 9
Tweetyo momma is so poor she used the toilet as a punch bowl
TweetWhy don’t you talk about your momma sex life
TweetYo momma so ugle she said she was ugle
TweetIf my name is RICKY i would b stupid witch it is so
TweetA STOP TALKIN ABOUT YOUR MOMMA!!!!!! SINCERLY,UR DAD
TweetUR MOM IS SO GAY N SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMM CRAZY THAT SHE FELL
TweetYo momma so scary she walked through a haunted house and came out with an application ! ! ! ! ! !
TweetYo momma so stupid she read a dictionary thinking it was sex ed.
Tweetyour momma so fat that in the bed your daddy had to roll over three times to get off the bitch
Tweetyour momma so stank that when she went back to the zoo the animals ran away
Tweetyo momma so old her titi’s look like salitos
Tweetyo momma so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales came out and started singing “WE ARE FAMILY”
TweetYOUR MOM IS LIKE A CHRISTMAS EVRY GUY GET`S TO HANG THAR BALLS ON HER
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TweetYo momma is so stupid that she died when someone put a scratch n sniff at the bottom of the pool
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Yo momma so fat when she walked past the TV she had already missed 3 episodes
Tweetyo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
Tweetyo momma walked pasted the tv and you missed an episode of 60 minutes.
Tweetyo momma so stupid she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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why is life like a bag of jelly beans, because every body hates the black ones
Tweetur moms every carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail!!!!!!
Tweetyou so stinky, you made right guard turn left!!
Tweetyou mama is so fat a full dick could fit in her belly butten
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE ZOO SHE EAT EVERY ANIMAL THAT THEY SELL AT STORES
TweetYo Mama So Dumb When They Said It was Chilly Outside She Ran Back In the House And got A Bowl And A Spoon!
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Tweetyo momma so stupid that she need map quest to find her wayaround the house!
Tweetyo mommas so stupid when the mailman came he saw her yelling in da mailbox and said wat u doing she said trying to send a voicemail
Tweetyo momma so ugly the goverment moved halloween to her b-day!
Tweetyo momma so stupid that she tried to commet suicied by jumping of a curb!!!!
Tweetyo momma so stupid tha she yells stop that twinky when she sees a bus with wite kids inside
Tweetyo mamma so hairy she look like big foot
Tweetyour momma so fat by the time she turned around it was her bithday again
Tweeti dont even have to say no yo momma jokes, shit her face says it all
TweetYour Mamma is so old, she sat with jesus in the third grade!
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she turned around it was the next year
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she turned around it was the next year
TweetUR MOMMA’S SO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN THEY PUT HER IN THE CORNER AND FEED HER WITH A SLINGSHOT
Tweetyo momma is so old when she pulled her keks down bats flew out.
yo momma is so old everyone mistakes her for jesus.
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Tweetyo mama so fat when she dropped it like it was hot the whole world dropped with her.
Tweetyo mama so fat when she dropped it like it was hot the whole world dropped with her.
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Posted: February 16th, 2007
If my name is RICKY i would b stupid witch it is so
YOUHH R STUPID FOR POSTINGG THISS CUHZZ IT AINT MAKKE NE SENCE YOUHH STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!YOU SUKKK COW DICK.ALONG WITH PIG DIK.MONKEY DIKKK.!!!!!!!!YOUHH MONKEYY DIKK YOUHH!!!
TweetUr mama so poor when i 2 trow a rock at the trash can she came out said whos knoking
Tweetyo dad is like cement it takes him 2 days 2 get hard
Tweetyo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Tweetyo momas so stupid she broght a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Tweetyo momma soo damn hairy people b mistakin her 4 a wookie
Tweetyo momma so fat she plays hop scotch with the planets mars jupiter satan…lol
Tweetyo familey so poor they go 2 kfc 2 lick other peeps fingers!
Tweetyo mommas so fat she saw a bus go by and said sumbody stop that twinkie!
Tweetyo momma so old her ssn is zero!
TweetYo mama so skinny
TweetYo mamas so fat she uses da astroid belt as a belt
TweetYo mama so fat that she eat a whole pie
Tweetyo momma so fat she ate the hole ocean hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYO MOMA SO FAT SHE WAS SWIMMIN IN THE GULF OF MEXICO SHE FORTED THATS WAT CAUSED HURRICANE CATRINS
TweetYO MOMA TEETH SO BROWN SHE SPIT CHOCOLATE
TweetYOUR MOMA SO FAT SHE CAINT EVEN CLEAN HA CAT
TweetYOU MOMA LIKE A SNIKER SHE FILLED WITH PEANUTS
TweetYOUR MOMA CAT SO HAIRY SHE GOT TO USE A RAKE TO COM IT OUT
TweetYO MAMA GOT SO MUCH HAIR UNDER HER ARMS THEY GOT ANIMALS LIVIN IN THERE!!!!! LOL
Tweetyo mamas so fat the whales sing ” we are family, even though your fatter than me!!!”
TweetYo momma so ugly every time yo daddy goes to work he takes her with him so he wouldn’t have to give her a kiss
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Tweetyo mommo so fat i drove her round in my car my gas ran out
Tweetyo mommo so fat she walk past the tele and it was passed 18 progams
Tweetyo mommo so fat she useing paint roller to put her lipstick on!!
TweetYo Mommas so stupid she had sex with a dog and your dad was watch
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Tweetyo mamma yo daddy yo greasy greasy grandaddy she 7 feet tal she tall enough to play basketball
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Tweetyo mamma’s so black, she has to wear white gloves so she don’t mistake them when she eat’s tootie rolls.
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TweetYo momma so easy shes rated e for everyone.
TweetYo momma so dirty not even mr.Clean could clean her
TweetYOUR MAMMA SO HAIRY SHE MADE KING KONG JEALOUSE
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Tweetyour momma is so dome is set in the tv watching the chang
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Tweetyo mama dam retarted that she was about to push me so i got her a chesseburger and she had a desicion to make
Tweetya mama so ugly hotel manager use her picture to keep rats away
Tweetya mama is so fat she stood in a weight scale shes like damm thats my cellphone #
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TweetYo mama so stupid she died
TweetYo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Tweetyour moms so fat she cant get out of bed
TweetYO MAMA IZ SO DISGUSTING THAT SHE SCARED AWAY THE NIGHBORS DOGS
TweetYO MAMA SO HAIRY THEY CALL HER BIGFOOT
TweetYo mamma so stupid she thaught 1 + 1 = FISH!
TweetMy mumma’s Dead D:
Tweetyo mamas so ugly bob the bilder took 1 short look at hur and said oh hell i cant fix hur
Tweetyo mumas so fat she had to download cheats 4 the WII fit
Tweetyo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she died
Tweetyo mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the fourth grade
Tweetyo mama is so poor she went to KFC to lick the peoples fingers
Tweetyo mama is so fat she put mayonnaise on asiprin
Tweetyo mama is fat she has to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she went to a beauty shop and it took three hours… for an estimate
Tweetyo mama is so fat she saw a bus of whit kid and siad stop that twinky
Tweetyo mama so fat that she bring a spoon to the super bowl
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Tweetyo momma so stupid she has to stand up ina baseball and yell “gimme two balls”.
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought black friday was racist
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Tweetyo momma so stupid she studys for her blood test
Tweetthis is very good for you, ybg
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Tweetyo mama so fat her tub have stretchmarks
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TweetYour teeth so yellow you put the sun out of bissnes
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TweetUr momma is so fat she thought donuts were cheerios
Tweetyo momma is so fat she needs a pave rollerto put on lip stick
TweetYo mamma is so old her birth certificate says expired
Tweetyo mama so fat,people run around her twice to get their 24mile run
Tweetyo mama so fat, she uses a roller to put on lipstick
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Tweetyo mama is so used that its like air coming out of a vent
Tweetyo mama is so fat she slings pumckins for a living
Tweetyo mama so fat her nike name is damn
Tweetyo mama so old that her bible is odigaft
Tweetyo mama black that she leves finger prints on charcol
Tweetyo mama so black that she has to put white gloves on when she eats tosey role so she does not eatt her fingers
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
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TweetYo mamma so old when I slaped her in the back of her head her titts fell off
TweetYo mamma so fat last time shesaw 90210 was on dha bathroom scale
Tweetyo momma so old when she farts dust comes out
Tweetyo mama is so fat wen she went to in or out she coulden go in or nither out
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Tweetyo mama is so fat that when a train came by she said “why is my twinkie moving”?
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that when she went to the doctors the doctor said”i need your weight not your phone number
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that when she went to the doctors the doctor said”i need your weight not your phone number
Tweetyo mamma is so skiny that when she past by a fight,one of the guys said “past me that stick so i can hit you with it”
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