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yo momma is so hairy that the only thing she can track is dogs
by:courtney davis
age 9
yo momma is so poor she used the toilet as a punch bowl
Why don’t you talk about your momma sex life
Yo momma so ugle she said she was ugle
If my name is RICKY i would b stupid witch it is so
fucking morons this isnt the yo momma part of the site….douchebags
A STOP TALKIN ABOUT YOUR MOMMA!!!!!! SINCERLY,UR DAD
UR MOM IS SO GAY N SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMM CRAZY THAT SHE FELL
Yo momma so scary she walked through a haunted house and came out with an application ! ! ! ! ! !
Yo momma so stupid she read a dictionary thinking it was sex ed.
your momma so fat that in the bed your daddy had to roll over three times to get off the bitch
your momma so stank that when she went back to the zoo the animals ran away
yo momma so old her titi’s look like salitos
yo momma so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund
yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales came out and started singing “WE ARE FAMILY”
YOUR MOM IS LIKE A CHRISTMAS EVRY GUY GET`S TO HANG THAR BALLS ON HER
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Yo momma is so stupid that she died when someone put a scratch n sniff at the bottom of the pool
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Yo momma so fat when she walked past the TV she had already missed 3 episodes
yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
yo momma walked pasted the tv and you missed an episode of 60 minutes.
yo momma so stupid she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
why is life like a bag of jelly beans, because every body hates the black ones
ur moms every carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail!!!!!!
you so stinky, you made right guard turn left!!
you mama is so fat a full dick could fit in her belly butten
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE ZOO SHE EAT EVERY ANIMAL THAT THEY SELL AT STORES
Yo Mama So Dumb When They Said It was Chilly Outside She Ran Back In the House And got A Bowl And A Spoon!
-Amber
yo momma so stupid that she need map quest to find her wayaround the house!
yo mommas so stupid when the mailman came he saw her yelling in da mailbox and said wat u doing she said trying to send a voicemail
yo momma so ugly the goverment moved halloween to her b-day!
yo momma so stupid that she tried to commet suicied by jumping of a curb!!!!
yo momma so stupid tha she yells stop that twinky when she sees a bus with wite kids inside
yo mamma so hairy she look like big foot
your momma so fat by the time she turned around it was her bithday again
i dont even have to say no yo momma jokes, shit her face says it all
Your Mamma is so old, she sat with jesus in the third grade!
yo mamas so fat when she turned around it was the next year
yo mamas so fat when she turned around it was the next year
UR MOMMA’S SO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN THEY PUT HER IN THE CORNER AND FEED HER WITH A SLINGSHOT
yo momma is so old when she pulled her keks down bats flew out.
yo momma is so old everyone mistakes her for jesus.
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yo mama so fat when she dropped it like it was hot the whole world dropped with her.
yo mama so fat when she dropped it like it was hot the whole world dropped with her.
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Anonymous said:
Posted: February 16th, 2007
If my name is RICKY i would b stupid witch it is so
YOUHH R STUPID FOR POSTINGG THISS CUHZZ IT AINT MAKKE NE SENCE YOUHH STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!YOU SUKKK COW DICK.ALONG WITH PIG DIK.MONKEY DIKKK.!!!!!!!!YOUHH MONKEYY DIKK YOUHH!!!
Ur mama so poor when i 2 trow a rock at the trash can she came out said whos knoking
yo dad is like cement it takes him 2 days 2 get hard
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
yo momas so stupid she broght a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
yo momma soo damn hairy people b mistakin her 4 a wookie
yo momma so fat she plays hop scotch with the planets mars jupiter satan…lol
yo familey so poor they go 2 kfc 2 lick other peeps fingers!
yo mommas so fat she saw a bus go by and said sumbody stop that twinkie!
yo momma so old her ssn is zero!
Yo mama so skinny
Yo mamas so fat she uses da astroid belt as a belt
Yo mama so fat that she eat a whole pie
yo momma so fat she ate the hole ocean hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MOMA SO FAT SHE WAS SWIMMIN IN THE GULF OF MEXICO SHE FORTED THATS WAT CAUSED HURRICANE CATRINS
YO MOMA TEETH SO BROWN SHE SPIT CHOCOLATE
YOUR MOMA SO FAT SHE CAINT EVEN CLEAN HA CAT
YOU MOMA LIKE A SNIKER SHE FILLED WITH PEANUTS
YOUR MOMA CAT SO HAIRY SHE GOT TO USE A RAKE TO COM IT OUT
YO MAMA GOT SO MUCH HAIR UNDER HER ARMS THEY GOT ANIMALS LIVIN IN THERE!!!!! LOL
yo mamas so fat the whales sing ” we are family, even though your fatter than me!!!”
Yo momma so ugly every time yo daddy goes to work he takes her with him so he wouldn’t have to give her a kiss
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yo mommo so fat i drove her round in my car my gas ran out
yo mommo so fat she walk past the tele and it was passed 18 progams
yo mommo so fat she useing paint roller to put her lipstick on!!
Yo Mommas so stupid she had sex with a dog and your dad was watch
By : Jennifer
Age : 11
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yo mamma yo daddy yo greasy greasy grandaddy she 7 feet tal she tall enough to play basketball
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yo mamma’s so black, she has to wear white gloves so she don’t mistake them when she eat’s tootie rolls.
Andrew castillo
Yo momma so easy shes rated e for everyone.
Yo momma so dirty not even mr.Clean could clean her
YOUR MAMMA SO HAIRY SHE MADE KING KONG JEALOUSE
IM RETARTED
your momma is so dome is set in the tv watching the chang
im lonely 2838399
cody’s yo mama joke
yo mama dam retarted that she was about to push me so i got her a chesseburger and she had a desicion to make
ya mama so ugly hotel manager use her picture to keep rats away
ya mama is so fat she stood in a weight scale shes like damm thats my cellphone #
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Yo mama so stupid she died
Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
your moms so fat she cant get out of bed
YO MAMA IZ SO DISGUSTING THAT SHE SCARED AWAY THE NIGHBORS DOGS
YO MAMA SO HAIRY THEY CALL HER BIGFOOT
Yo mamma so stupid she thaught 1 + 1 = FISH!
My mumma’s Dead D:
yo mamas so ugly bob the bilder took 1 short look at hur and said oh hell i cant fix hur
yo mumas so fat she had to download cheats 4 the WII fit