94 Yo Momma Jokes in “Joke Ringtones”



  1. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy that the only thing she can track is dogs

    by:courtney davis

    age 9



  2. nathaniel downard's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she used the toilet as a punch bowl



  3. jasmine's Momma Joke:

    Why don’t you talk about your momma sex life



  4. jasmine's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugle she said she was ugle



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    If my name is RICKY i would b stupid witch it is so



  6. imnottelling's Momma Joke:

    fucking morons this isnt the yo momma part of the site….douchebags



  7. MINIMI's Momma Joke:

    A STOP TALKIN ABOUT YOUR MOMMA!!!!!! SINCERLY,UR DAD



  8. MINIMI's Momma Joke:

    UR MOM IS SO GAY N SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMM CRAZY THAT SHE FELL



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  10. Teighlor's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so scary she walked through a haunted house and came out with an application ! ! ! ! ! !



  11. Teighlor's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she read a dictionary thinking it was sex ed.



  12. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat that in the bed your daddy had to roll over three times to get off the bitch



  13. K.BROWN's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stank that when she went back to the zoo the animals ran away



  14. DAI DAI's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her titi’s look like salitos



  15. DAI DAI's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund



  16. DAI DAI's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales came out and started singing “WE ARE FAMILY”



  17. TOGO's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS LIKE A CHRISTMAS EVRY GUY GET`S TO HANG THAR BALLS ON HER



  18. dotarull's Momma Joke:

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  19. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that she died when someone put a scratch n sniff at the bottom of the pool



  20. dotarull's Momma Joke:

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  21. dotarull's Momma Joke:

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  22. goblin's Momma Joke:

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  23. goblin's Momma Joke:

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  24. goblin's Momma Joke:

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  25. listik-28081's Momma Joke:



  26. Sum1's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she walked past the TV she had already missed 3 episodes



  27. travis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.



  28. travis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma walked pasted the tv and you missed an episode of 60 minutes.



  29. travis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got tangled up in a cordless phone.



  30. toptop's Momma Joke:



  31. simaty's Momma Joke:



  32. oldhot's Momma Joke:



  33. lol's Momma Joke:



  34. jake jones's Momma Joke:

    why is life like a bag of jelly beans, because every body hates the black ones



  35. brandon whelan's Momma Joke:

    ur moms every carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail!!!!!!



  36. brandon whelan's Momma Joke:

    you so stinky, you made right guard turn left!!



  37. jake jones's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so fat a full dick could fit in her belly butten



  38. LEXY/A'ZHANE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE ZOO SHE EAT EVERY ANIMAL THAT THEY SELL AT STORES



  39. Amber's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama So Dumb When They Said It was Chilly Outside She Ran Back In the House And got A Bowl And A Spoon!

    -Amber



  40. tito's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she need map quest to find her wayaround the house!



  41. toto's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid when the mailman came he saw her yelling in da mailbox and said wat u doing she said trying to send a voicemail



  42. payton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly the goverment moved halloween to her b-day!



  43. payton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she tried to commet suicied by jumping of a curb!!!!



  44. payton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid tha she yells stop that twinky when she sees a bus with wite kids inside



  45. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy she look like big foot



  46. adrian's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat by the time she turned around it was her bithday again



  47. adrian's Momma Joke:

    i dont even have to say no yo momma jokes, shit her face says it all



  48. Paul's Momma Joke:

    Your Mamma is so old, she sat with jesus in the third grade!



  49. SUCKKSHIITTPISSHEADSS's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she turned around it was the next year



  50. SUCKKSHIITTPISSHEADSS's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she turned around it was the next year



  51. Nasia's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA’S SO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN THEY PUT HER IN THE CORNER AND FEED HER WITH A SLINGSHOT



  52. shan n kel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old when she pulled her keks down bats flew out.

    yo momma is so old everyone mistakes her for jesus.

    lol :d



  53. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she dropped it like it was hot the whole world dropped with her.



  54. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she dropped it like it was hot the whole world dropped with her.



  55. skitsz's Momma Joke:

    whoever posted this:
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 16th, 2007
    If my name is RICKY i would b stupid witch it is so

    YOUHH R STUPID FOR POSTINGG THISS CUHZZ IT AINT MAKKE NE SENCE YOUHH STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!YOU SUKKK COW DICK.ALONG WITH PIG DIK.MONKEY DIKKK.!!!!!!!!YOUHH MONKEYY DIKK YOUHH!!!



  56. Jahlil's Momma Joke:

    Ur mama so poor when i 2 trow a rock at the trash can she came out said whos knoking



  57. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo dad is like cement it takes him 2 days 2 get hard



  58. whatwhat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.



  59. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so stupid she broght a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  60. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo damn hairy people b mistakin her 4 a wookie



  61. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she plays hop scotch with the planets mars jupiter satan…lol



  62. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo familey so poor they go 2 kfc 2 lick other peeps fingers!



  63. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she saw a bus go by and said sumbody stop that twinkie!



  64. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her ssn is zero!



  65. Yo mama so skinny's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so skinny



  66. Cassidy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she uses da astroid belt as a belt



  67. keke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that she eat a whole pie



  68. cohen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she ate the hole ocean hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  69. jhsgaJDHKDE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO FAT SHE WAS SWIMMIN IN THE GULF OF MEXICO SHE FORTED THATS WAT CAUSED HURRICANE CATRINS



  70. ZJXHACGSD's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA TEETH SO BROWN SHE SPIT CHOCOLATE



  71. YOUR CAT STANK's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMA SO FAT SHE CAINT EVEN CLEAN HA CAT



  72. CAT FISH's Momma Joke:

    YOU MOMA LIKE A SNIKER SHE FILLED WITH PEANUTS



  73. YOUR CAT STANK's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMA CAT SO HAIRY SHE GOT TO USE A RAKE TO COM IT OUT



  74. HAIRY WOMAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA GOT SO MUCH HAIR UNDER HER ARMS THEY GOT ANIMALS LIVIN IN THERE!!!!! LOL



  75. elaine's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat the whales sing ” we are family, even though your fatter than me!!!”



  76. big dog's Momma Joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly every time yo daddy goes to work he takes her with him so he wouldn’t have to give her a kiss



  77. bulletdodger's Momma Joke:

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  78. Yazmin's Momma Joke:

    yo mommo so fat i drove her round in my car my gas ran out



  79. Yazmin's Momma Joke:

    yo mommo so fat she walk past the tele and it was passed 18 progams



  80. Yazmin's Momma Joke:

    yo mommo so fat she useing paint roller to put her lipstick on!!



  81. Jennifer's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so stupid she had sex with a dog and your dad was watch
    By : Jennifer
    Age : 11



  82. Your mama so getto when she breast feed kol-ad come out's Momma Joke:

    Max viterbo



  83. Your mama so fat when she farst she call globle warning.,....'s Momma Joke:

    Max



  84. Your mama so fat she wieht um um um bich luss some wieht's Momma Joke:

    Max



  85. ferderius's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma yo daddy yo greasy greasy grandaddy she 7 feet tal she tall enough to play basketball



  86. Yo mamma is so old she saw the passion of the christ live's Momma Joke:

    Joshua daniel valdez



  87. Yo mamma is so ugly she gave freddy kreuger nightmares's Momma Joke:

    Joshua daniel valdez



  88. heven's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so black, she has to wear white gloves so she don’t mistake them when she eat’s tootie rolls.



  89. Yo momma so fat when she comes darkness falls.'s Momma Joke:

    Andrew castillo



  90. Andrew castillo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so easy shes rated e for everyone.



  91. Andrew castillo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dirty not even mr.Clean could clean her



  92. pamela's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA SO HAIRY SHE MADE KING KONG JEALOUSE



  93. ERIKA's Momma Joke:

    IM RETARTED



  94. tom's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dome is set in the tv watching the chang

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