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  1. 1
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so hairy that the only thing she can track is dogs

      by:courtney davis

      age 9

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    nathaniel downard said:

      yo momma is so poor she used the toilet as a punch bowl

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    jasmine said:

      Why don’t you talk about your momma sex life

  4. 4
    jasmine said:

      Yo momma so ugle she said she was ugle

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    Anonymous said:

      If my name is RICKY i would b stupid witch it is so

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    imnottelling said:

      fucking morons this isnt the yo momma part of the site….douchebags

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    MINIMI said:

      A STOP TALKIN ABOUT YOUR MOMMA!!!!!! SINCERLY,UR DAD

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    MINIMI said:

      UR MOM IS SO GAY N SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMM CRAZY THAT SHE FELL

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    MINIMI said:

      IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY PRESS DOWN…………………….. not now stupid,, IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Teighlor said:

      Yo momma so scary she walked through a haunted house and came out with an application ! ! ! ! ! !

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    Teighlor said:

      Yo momma so stupid she read a dictionary thinking it was sex ed.

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    Anonymous said:

      your momma so fat that in the bed your daddy had to roll over three times to get off the bitch

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    K.BROWN said:

      your momma so stank that when she went back to the zoo the animals ran away

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    DAI DAI said:

      yo momma so old her titi’s look like salitos

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    DAI DAI said:

      yo momma so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund

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    DAI DAI said:

      yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales came out and started singing “WE ARE FAMILY”

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    TOGO said:

      YOUR MOM IS LIKE A CHRISTMAS EVRY GUY GET`S TO HANG THAR BALLS ON HER

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    srebtunaks said:

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    dotarull said:

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is so stupid that she died when someone put a scratch n sniff at the bottom of the pool

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    dotarull said:

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    dotarull said:

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    goblin said:

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    goblin said:

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    goblin said:

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    Sum1 said:

      Yo momma so fat when she walked past the TV she had already missed 3 episodes

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    travis said:

      yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

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    travis said:

      yo momma walked pasted the tv and you missed an episode of 60 minutes.

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    travis said:

      yo momma so stupid she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

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    jake jones said:

      why is life like a bag of jelly beans, because every body hates the black ones

  36. 36
    brandon whelan said:

      ur moms every carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail!!!!!!

  37. 37
    brandon whelan said:

      you so stinky, you made right guard turn left!!

  38. 38
    jake jones said:

      you mama is so fat a full dick could fit in her belly butten

  39. 39
    LEXY/A'ZHANE said:

      YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE ZOO SHE EAT EVERY ANIMAL THAT THEY SELL AT STORES

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    Amber said:

      Yo Mama So Dumb When They Said It was Chilly Outside She Ran Back In the House And got A Bowl And A Spoon!

      -Amber

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