June is here already It’s time for you punks to step up and challenge the master……..King of Yo Mommas is back!!!! Bow Down punks who will be foolish enough to challenge me ????? I make grown men cry and ladies swoon with world class Yo Mamma arsenal. I make children laugh and old folks wet there depends undergarments when I’m crackin on you! Who takes my challenge????????
Jacob mooney thats the oldest most tired yo momma ever. You are banished from society for the next month. Go borrow a boat, find a lake and float around for a month and think about what you just posted I am the King of Yo Mommas you better come strong or don’t come at all fool!!! what happened to Ned ? Yo Momma so ugly she she aint got lady humps she got camel humps!!!!!
King of Yo Mommas, that last joke was a lil corny, if you gonna be king you gotta come with better jokes. heres one yo momma is so slow that she spent an hour staring at on orange juice box because it said CONCENTRATE!!!
G Money how dare you challenge the King of Yo Mommas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM KING! you are a peasant !!How dare you come at me with tired ass “concentrate” joke! I MADE THAT ONE UP WHEN YOU WERE EATING GOVERNMENT CHEESE AT THE ORPHANAGE!………………………………………..Yo Momma got a coon skin cap with a jerry curl……..everybody calls her WAVY CROCKETT!!!! biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch! P.S. it’s funny that you call yourself g money you should call yourself no money cause you broke sucka!
The King of Yo Mommas for president!!!!! All the rest of u r haters my baby momma knows him from over north and he will crack anybody he make people cry for real
King cracked on jerry stackhouse at acherity b-ball tournement bout how he look like a frankenstine and one a jerry’s boys wont to fight him. I seen it people was laughin till they cry
The “King” is a punk ass bitch his jokes are so 1960. Yo momma so dark that when she went to night school the teacher thought she was absent bitch. My little sister could think of better jokes than the king. that is why he is a bitch.
lunch box if you want to battle the King you better pack a lunch!!! HO! the ironic (due to your lack of intelligence you may want to consult a dictionary for the definition of irony)the ironic thing is you call my custom cracks old then hit me with the single oldest yo momma in the history of yo mommas. Now I order you to go to your window open it up, stick your head out, and yell “I LUNCH BOX AM A MORON IN THE FUTURE I WILL PROBABLY BE EMPLOYED IN THE FAST FOOD OR GARBAGE REMOVAL INDUSTRY!!!!!!” Your grounded go to your room dummy! Yo Momma so dark she make Manute Bol look like an albino!!! your momma got no fingers talkin bout how she wants to get with the pointer sisters biatch! Yo Momma got 1 big to and 1 knee cap goes by the nickname tony! CRACK FOOL!!! now go study for your GED. I’m so pretty
NEW @ YO MOMMA foolish beginner , how dare you enter my domain with that weak shit! I am the King of Yo Mommas and I fart in your general direction. First learn to spell it’s H-O-L-I-D-A-Y. Next brush your teeth cause yo breath so funky when you yawn your teeth duck. Then ask yourself why you want to be humiliated publicly by someone as pretty as me ……..JEROME! Now go out in the street closest to your home and lay down, hopefully a vehicle will put you out of your misery. Be gone with you I rule the land of Yo Momma and you shall obey.
yadontwannaknow how sad your future is biatch I King of Yo Mommas gaurantee that your little bitch ass will either be in jail or homeless within the next five years Yo Momma is a fat ass white biatch and yo daddy never met you and is in jail for sellin crack the joke of this whole situation is you suckaaaaaaaa!
Thats my nucka but baby gurl dont go tryin to claim that you r me I am the King of Yo Mommas I defend myself so get yo ass up in yo snilla and dont mess with mens business baby
HEY CHOO CHOO!
My Life: hos hos hos hos hos hos and mo hos. Bank bank bank bank bank and mo bank education: BA, MA, PHD chemical engineering doctorate, membership at bearpath country club, payola to politicians, Mo HOs on speed dial and Mo bank!
Your Life: drop out, GED, Nasty meth addiction, job in HVAC, livin in Yo Fat ASS MOmmas basement, xbox 360 to escape your problems , riding a stolen bicycle to work as a maintenance guy at the grocery store, dating a semi-retarded girl, WELLFARE CASSOROLE EVYNITE! and a little pee-pee.Yo Momma got a wooden leg with branches biatch!!!!!!!
Dunbass! thrax 1145 a joke as delicate as a Yo Momma is made up of three components 1. setup 2. premise 3. finish. If any of these components are missing it doesn’t work and is not funny. Take a good hard look at the mess you posted on this website. Now I am the King and I am a professional Yo Mommaoligist , Cracks and snaps superstar, and straight up pimp daddy and you are a dumbshit. Even though you are mentally retarded can you see what’s missing from your sad attempt ………It’s NIGHT school dummy NIGHT is Dark YO Momma is dark get it? The other issue is that is the most tired yo momma in history (see dumbass lunchbox above) that “joke” is so old when it came out yo Daddy only had 6 kids by seven different women and he wasn’t even in prison yet.Now as punishment for your idiocy go outside right now and find some dog crap and rub you nose in it.
No Money ! What up with your old ass! I thought I told not to talk when grown folks was talkin! fool and you show up with an old ass retread (again) and an dumbass home made snap. You should know about standing against walls though except when you do it there’s 6 other dudes next to you and a witness picking you out of a line up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo momma so ashy under Race on applications she puts down grey! biatch!
yup I’m changing my name to better represent the extent of my kingdom… I’m just going to ignore those last few comments cause they are old jokes and quite frankly I’m bored with them. Before you post an old joke read a month or so back so you don’t post one thats already in this log 16 times (boomerang) better yet come up with something original. Change gears I dare someone to crackl on me!
yo momma so stupid she had to go to court and when the judge said order in the court her stupid ass said uh yeah let me get a cheeseburger and a large soda.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN!!!!!! that punk josh probly cryn in his washer box under some bridge thats cold King ! least you didn’t bust him up wit the custom cracksyou think that punk live in the subway and get on innernet at the library?
Yo momma is so dumb she thought dictionary was a sexual position. That was for “king of yo momma’s” More like queen of yo mommas. Talk a lot of hype without bringing alot to the fight. My sister sling better then you and she gets hers from the 3rd grade.
That’s great josh glad you are open about it, i have a gay friend named josh too want his number? Hey king of yo mommas, yo momma so ugly even rice krispies won’t talk to her.
King of yo mommas…… You are a jerk and are so mean to every one else. You should be banned from this website, and have your computer dipped in oil, lit on fire, and thrown out a 50 story window, while you piss acid on it
King of yo mommas and crackIN PUNks you are terrible. You don’t even have a land you are just some jerk claiming to be a king, and you are so mean so you get your way.
da true king is a bald headed booty short wearin male prostitute whos part time job is washing windshields at the traffic light. He/she accesses the internet at the local library where maniac sleeps in the lobby when it’s cold out. They got eachothers backs cause they share a cardboard box in the alley. Matter of fact I saw maniac moving boxes and trash cans around so I axed what he was doing he said “Re-decorating.”
For any complaints to me for impersonating you feel free to Piss me of at crazymaid@hotmail.com
Your comments will just give me your weaknesses and strengths
Then I will crush you, and Da true king will rule
My ass is so large, that my mothers boobs had to wrench them out of my dumbass retirerment home. I enjoy looking at pictures of britney spears naked, and I love sucking on my grandmothers peanus. I love eaten shit, and all my friends are homesexuals.
APOLOGIZE NOW BEGINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no mo yo mommas come at ME with something new gayboy josh I AINT PLAYIN kind of like you on the jv basketball team. I AINT HAVIN IT kind of like your broke ass momma and a job. I DON”T NEED YOU like your estranged daddy said to you. I”M SICK WITH IT like your computer, full of zombie programs and keystroke loggers. Bow down to the kings kingdom and off with you little boy………………………………………………….YOU MUST NOW COME CLEAN AS THE FRAUD YOU ARE ONLINE ! IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY I WILL CALL STATE AGENCIES AND HAVE YOUR FOODSTAMPS STOPPED AND BAN YOU FROM THE FREE CHEESE LINES. I WILL PLACE AN EMBARGO ON THE SALVATION ARMY TO STOP DELIVERING ILL FITTING HAND ME DOWNS TO YOUR TRAILER PARK! I f not for you think of your trailer trash friends and the consequences on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I am Josh and maniac and the real King of yo mommas….. or am just trying to confuse you so you will think this is not true and then believe that I actually am them
yo yo KING OF MA TOILET YOU GOT BARE CRAP YO MAMA JOKES HERES THE REAL DON….YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR AND SAID ‘SONOFABITCH WHO THROUGH THAT STONE?’
King, yeah you with the sunburned crotch, I challenge you to a 1 shot yo momma duel
ready…………………………………………………………………………. GO!
YO momma so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner she opened up her legs and said “CRABS”
Hey King howsit goin, crappy probably. Yar gfriend dumbed you, or visa versa beecause the Vagina etching said “What I am writing on is delicious and I sometimes dip it in Coke to make it taste better when we are sleeping together”
Sicko Yar a crossbread between , a man-prostatute, and a AHOle
THE part about the A-Hole nwasn’t true
But the prostatute thing was um…………………………………………………………………………………………. Write back later I have a um……………………………………………………………………….. Grown up thing to do *BLEEP* oh…….. Linsy you are so hotttttttttttttt…… yeah let me suck up yer boobs in this funnel……….. Um……………. hey wait a minute your a guy……. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Get out you sicko
I see you changed your name agan to the “The REAL REAL King Of YO Mommas and Crackin Punks”
I see I pissed you offffffffffffff preeeeeeeeeety bad
and you can expect more, now go don’t you have something to do like suck on yo balls
I’LL START-yo moma is so ugly,she got a part-time job curring hiccups,but wuz fired because da new mgn didn’t believe n halloween.n her depression she b-came so fat that she cud wak & cover her tracks at da same tyme.she b-came so dirty & stank that everytime she went 2 take a bath the WATER jumped out and said”F**K IT I’LL WAIT! she got a new job tyme 2 celebrate but her house is so old that everytime we ‘RAISED DA ROOF’
THE HOUSE VALUE WOULD DEPRECIATE.–sory run n outta room—now she works at a dentist office which is ironic becuz her breathe is so bad that her teeth tried 2 spring-board off her tongue but sinz she only had 3 they decided 2stict it out hope n 2 all get hooked up 4 free.fired again no mistery she returned a WATER hose becuz she said that it wuz empty.but i don’t discriminate i still took her out anyway but when she took off all her clothes and turned over on her side she was so hairy she appeared to hav SCAR in the leg scissor’s & simba n the headlock.i jump up,yo boy is out,i ran out the garage past the car rite over the “welcome home u fat b***h sign and bounced.
if you want it,come get it,but proceed with caution……deahaun wants to play.
dehaun your time would be better spent in english class or out looking for a jobby job. Your fired don’t come back to my site retard. That june 13 post was not the King it’s fat ass josh.
P.S. t
This is the most ignorant group of retarded gang-banger wannabees I have ever read or seen in my life. I have killed better people than you morons on this site. Bow down this and apologize that. You are nothing “king” but a the leftovers of a stain from your daddy’s transexual underwear that he left behind when the police came looking for the world’s stupidest criminals and why? All because he thought he was playing the loosest slot machine in the world but it turned out to be dehaun’s mom standing on the street corner begging for change! Now go back to flipping burgers at McDonalds wearing your pants down to your knees because just like the dead dog you use for a stuffed animal you aint got nothing but fleas.
Shut up!!!!!!!!! I am F******* king and thats the end of it got that I could wipe your ass anyday with one of my “YO momma so nude and hot” Jokes ANYDAY!!!!!!!
So just go to hell and never come back
If we are really such pond sucking low life nerds, then why the HELL!!!! Would you even wan’t to write to us, you stupid ass hole, your more of a jerk then my previous owner!!!!!!!!! So you dick you think you are so smart, “The King is dead” Wellllll Duh…………….. I killed him and took his username am, and now plummeting it through F******* in hell so go the damn BLEEEEEEEP Away you Rat Bast***
HI!!!!!!!!!!! Yes “The king is dead” He is a F****ing jerk and I would shoot him if I got the chance, but you as someone whos dick is the apparent size of a roller-coaster have no BLEEEEEPING right to criticize nice innocent people, ok got that rathole boy (OR girl, or half boy quarter girl and quarter huge dick)
Ok, I am new to this site. But apparently This “King is dead” neads some Ass wooping so After I kiil him I am coming for you “King of yo mommas” ya racist crack addict
HI, I am the friend of Maniac, his real name was “Johnny nye” and if mister armagedon would stop spewing out those idiotic curses, we would be able to egnowledg the full idiocy of “The king is dead” and “The snapologist king” or whatever his name is. So let’s all just take a chill pill, and then ask the people who run this site to ban them “$$$$$$$$$$$$$FOREVER$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$”
Bye,Bye.
Please die “SNapologist” or whatever and “The king is dead”
Ohhhhh…….. and if you are so smart “The king is dead” Then why don’t you tell us one of your “AMAZING” yo momma jokes *SARCSIM* look it up.
The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES! said:
Posted: June 14th, 2007
Oh I almost forgot “somebody” is definately nobody evaluate your future capital L LOOOOOSER! Dehaun you sad little ashy biatch if you were standing in front of me now I would bitch slap your ass and make you go in the kitchen ,put on an apron and do the dishes BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!
I was merely pointing out how absurd this guy really is and playing up the same crap he dishes out to anyone else that tries to post in here. I am no better than anybody else and neither is he. I just can’t stand when people think they are so much better than everyone else and then think they have the right to insult them for no reason. Chances are anyways that he is a 12 year old kid that gets beaten by his father/mother every other day and has no other way of venting than here on the net.
Anyways, I apologize if I had offended anyone with my flame of the king but damn I read through this entire post and it just really pissed me off……
btw, “king”…..you mama’s so fat that when I met up with her in the back of your trailer park last night I needed cave diving equipment just to reach her G spot….then I found out it was just her belly button!
“Oh I almost forgot “somebody†is definately nobody evaluate your future capital L LOOOOOSER! Dehaun you sad little ashy biatch if you were standing in front of me now I would bitch slap your ass and make you go in the kitchen ,put on an apron and do the dishes BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!” - Quoted from the saddest little boy on the planet with no one but his mama as a friend…….
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The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES! said:
Posted: June 14th, 2007
J Bentley ? should be J WWICWY Bentley. JUST WISHIN I COULD WASH YOUR BENTLEY. Heres what you are thinking : Some day I’m going to make it in the NBA and I’m going to be rich! Reality your going to be in prison cause your a looser it aint going to happen if you’re lucky when you get out of jail you’ll get a job at the car wash and suppliment the income panhandling. You’ll live in a no bedroom no bath bus stop .
“J Bentley ? should be J WWICWY Bentley. JUST WISHIN I COULD WASH YOUR BENTLEY. Heres what you are thinking : Some day I’m going to make it in the NBA and I’m going to be rich! Reality your going to be in prison cause your a looser it aint going to happen if you’re lucky when you get out of jail you’ll get a job at the car wash and suppliment the income panhandling. You’ll live in a no bedroom no bath bus stop .” - All I hear in this rampant trash talk is that king….is looking for a roommate…does your bus stop have heat at least?
i didn’t come here to make beef,i just want to have some fun with some jokes and meet some cool poeple along the way.i think the hater is an insurgent.
an u got the nerve to try an clown?let me help you out, its spelled d e a h a u n.
you snaggled tooth anorexic chia pet. and tell ur mom that the vibrating tooth brush is for her mouth not the south and you stop using that dam thing how many time can you have with that taste in ur mouth?
I vote we rebel against said “KING” for I seriously doubt the he is a king in any way shape or form.
Yo Momma’s so fat she walked outside in a yellow dress and this little boy started chasing after her screaming. “WAIT SCHOOLDBUS COME BACK DON’T LEAVE ME!!”
yo momma got 3 tongues, she talk “like this, like this, like this”.
yo momma so poor, she just poor.
yo momma so fat, she threw her shirt in the sky and caused the second ice age.
CRACKERS AINT SHIT!!!!!!!!
BLACK POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: June 5th, 2007
your mother is so dumb that she gave me a banana
Posted: June 5th, 2007
June is here already It’s time for you punks to step up and challenge the master……..King of Yo Mommas is back!!!! Bow Down punks who will be foolish enough to challenge me ????? I make grown men cry and ladies swoon with world class Yo Mamma arsenal. I make children laugh and old folks wet there depends undergarments when I’m crackin on you! Who takes my challenge????????
Posted: June 5th, 2007
whats the differnce between your momma and the atlantic ocean …….. the atlantic ocean dosnt have that many crabs
Posted: June 5th, 2007
Jacob mooney thats the oldest most tired yo momma ever. You are banished from society for the next month. Go borrow a boat, find a lake and float around for a month and think about what you just posted I am the King of Yo Mommas you better come strong or don’t come at all fool!!! what happened to Ned ? Yo Momma so ugly she she aint got lady humps she got camel humps!!!!!
Posted: June 5th, 2007
King of Yo Mommas, that last joke was a lil corny, if you gonna be king you gotta come with better jokes. heres one yo momma is so slow that she spent an hour staring at on orange juice box because it said CONCENTRATE!!!
Posted: June 5th, 2007
G Money how dare you challenge the King of Yo Mommas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM KING! you are a peasant !!How dare you come at me with tired ass “concentrate” joke! I MADE THAT ONE UP WHEN YOU WERE EATING GOVERNMENT CHEESE AT THE ORPHANAGE!………………………………………..Yo Momma got a coon skin cap with a jerry curl……..everybody calls her WAVY CROCKETT!!!! biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch! P.S. it’s funny that you call yourself g money you should call yourself no money cause you broke sucka!
Posted: June 5th, 2007
By the way no money it’s called a carton not a box. If you are going to plagerize my jokes at least do it correctly.
Posted: June 5th, 2007
g money you weak you can’t roll like the King rolls . He fine!
Posted: June 5th, 2007
The King of Yo Mommas for president!!!!! All the rest of u r haters my baby momma knows him from over north and he will crack anybody he make people cry for real
Posted: June 5th, 2007
King cracked on jerry stackhouse at acherity b-ball tournement bout how he look like a frankenstine and one a jerry’s boys wont to fight him. I seen it people was laughin till they cry
Posted: June 5th, 2007
The “King” is a punk ass bitch his jokes are so 1960. Yo momma so dark that when she went to night school the teacher thought she was absent bitch. My little sister could think of better jokes than the king. that is why he is a bitch.
Posted: June 6th, 2007
lunch box if you want to battle the King you better pack a lunch!!! HO! the ironic (due to your lack of intelligence you may want to consult a dictionary for the definition of irony)the ironic thing is you call my custom cracks old then hit me with the single oldest yo momma in the history of yo mommas. Now I order you to go to your window open it up, stick your head out, and yell “I LUNCH BOX AM A MORON IN THE FUTURE I WILL PROBABLY BE EMPLOYED IN THE FAST FOOD OR GARBAGE REMOVAL INDUSTRY!!!!!!” Your grounded go to your room dummy! Yo Momma so dark she make Manute Bol look like an albino!!! your momma got no fingers talkin bout how she wants to get with the pointer sisters biatch! Yo Momma got 1 big to and 1 knee cap goes by the nickname tony! CRACK FOOL!!! now go study for your GED. I’m so pretty
Posted: June 6th, 2007
ooooh lunch box you got served!you should know better than those old ass jokes.
Posted: June 6th, 2007
BOy you got blew up! KIng 1 lunch box nothing it’s over!!!!!!!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
I’M soooooo pretty. NOW JEROME, BRING ME MY MIRROR!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Yo Momma is so dumb she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Gawg’s new holaday album.
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Ok, here is another:
Yo momma so ugly she went to iraq and the soldiers said, “WE SURRENDER!”
Posted: June 6th, 2007
NEW @ YO MOMMA foolish beginner , how dare you enter my domain with that weak shit! I am the King of Yo Mommas and I fart in your general direction. First learn to spell it’s H-O-L-I-D-A-Y. Next brush your teeth cause yo breath so funky when you yawn your teeth duck. Then ask yourself why you want to be humiliated publicly by someone as pretty as me ……..JEROME! Now go out in the street closest to your home and lay down, hopefully a vehicle will put you out of your misery. Be gone with you I rule the land of Yo Momma and you shall obey.
Posted: June 6th, 2007
2 for 2 meeeboy KIng is in the hishizzzle dizzle!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Wow, you all have too much time on your hands. King of Yo Mommas is a loser.
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Now why don’t you all go back down into your mother’s basements and have a world of war craft tournament.
Posted: June 6th, 2007
yo momma`s so ugly that she looked out the window & they arrested her for mooning.
oooooo..burn.
hahahha just kidding.
Posted: June 6th, 2007
poor “kingofyomommas” he`s got no life so he just keeps on going on here to challenge some NOOBS.oooo you`re so great.
Posted: June 6th, 2007
yadontwannaknow how sad your future is biatch I King of Yo Mommas gaurantee that your little bitch ass will either be in jail or homeless within the next five years Yo Momma is a fat ass white biatch and yo daddy never met you and is in jail for sellin crack the joke of this whole situation is you suckaaaaaaaa!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Thats my nucka but baby gurl dont go tryin to claim that you r me I am the King of Yo Mommas I defend myself so get yo ass up in yo snilla and dont mess with mens business baby
Posted: June 6th, 2007
My bad poppy I just cant stand these haters cause YOU FINE!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
ey yo choo choooooo chooo choooo thats the nickname we had for yo momma when we ran a train on her ass
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Im going to house your ass if youdont quit playin baby gurl I am the King Youjust sit back and watch gurl
Posted: June 6th, 2007
if we all have too much time on our hands why r u on this site punk I keel you
Posted: June 6th, 2007
HEY CHOO CHOO!
My Life: hos hos hos hos hos hos and mo hos. Bank bank bank bank bank and mo bank education: BA, MA, PHD chemical engineering doctorate, membership at bearpath country club, payola to politicians, Mo HOs on speed dial and Mo bank!
Your Life: drop out, GED, Nasty meth addiction, job in HVAC, livin in Yo Fat ASS MOmmas basement, xbox 360 to escape your problems , riding a stolen bicycle to work as a maintenance guy at the grocery store, dating a semi-retarded girl, WELLFARE CASSOROLE EVYNITE! and a little pee-pee.Yo Momma got a wooden leg with branches biatch!!!!!!!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
yo mommas teth are so yellow she spits out butter
Posted: June 6th, 2007
lewis has a Squeaky voice
Posted: June 6th, 2007
seymour has diggers and also and is a po
Posted: June 6th, 2007
adams passport is forged
Posted: June 6th, 2007
kk
Posted: June 6th, 2007
yoma,
Posted: June 6th, 2007
KEELEY HAS MASSIVE TITS
Posted: June 6th, 2007
yo momma so black she went to school and got marked absent
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Dunbass! thrax 1145 a joke as delicate as a Yo Momma is made up of three components 1. setup 2. premise 3. finish. If any of these components are missing it doesn’t work and is not funny. Take a good hard look at the mess you posted on this website. Now I am the King and I am a professional Yo Mommaoligist , Cracks and snaps superstar, and straight up pimp daddy and you are a dumbshit. Even though you are mentally retarded can you see what’s missing from your sad attempt ………It’s NIGHT school dummy NIGHT is Dark YO Momma is dark get it? The other issue is that is the most tired yo momma in history (see dumbass lunchbox above) that “joke” is so old when it came out yo Daddy only had 6 kids by seven different women and he wasn’t even in prison yet.Now as punishment for your idiocy go outside right now and find some dog crap and rub you nose in it.
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Set em straight KING. Dog we ballin at cage at 7 show up if you think you can hold me!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
I’ll be there but I got something for you to hold sucka! DEEEEZNUTS!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
baby gurl ur a suck up yo momma so poor that i walked through the front and back door at the same time!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Yo momma is so black that when she stands up against i white wall, people thought she was a hall way.
Posted: June 6th, 2007
No Money ! What up with your old ass! I thought I told not to talk when grown folks was talkin! fool and you show up with an old ass retread (again) and an dumbass home made snap. You should know about standing against walls though except when you do it there’s 6 other dudes next to you and a witness picking you out of a line up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo momma so ashy under Race on applications she puts down grey! biatch!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
G MONEY! Give dude I’m crying right now ! You got gat again!!!!!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Damn some people just like gettin whupped I guess King.
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she thought puffy combs was a cereal!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Yo mama so poor, her Air Conditioner is called night!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Your mama’s so poor, her Air Conditioner is called night!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Yo mama’s so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
yup I’m changing my name to better represent the extent of my kingdom… I’m just going to ignore those last few comments cause they are old jokes and quite frankly I’m bored with them. Before you post an old joke read a month or so back so you don’t post one thats already in this log 16 times (boomerang) better yet come up with something original. Change gears I dare someone to crackl on me!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
ddd
Posted: June 6th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she had to go to court and when the judge said order in the court her stupid ass said uh yeah let me get a cheeseburger and a large soda.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: June 6th, 2007
KING IF YOMOMMAS I CHALLAGE U
Posted: June 6th, 2007
COME ON KINGOF YOMOMMAS U LIL BITCH LETS GO U ASSHOLE
Posted: June 6th, 2007
LETS GO U LIL BITCH IM WAITING 4 U BITCH
Posted: June 6th, 2007
OK YOMOMA HES A LIL DOES O\F WAT U WOULD GET IF U FACE ME
Posted: June 6th, 2007
KING OF YOMOMMAS YOUR MOM SO FAT HER BEALT BIG AS THE EQATER
Posted: June 6th, 2007
YOUR MOM SOM FAT SHE HIT THE GROUND HARDER THEN THE FRSIT METEORIGHT
Posted: June 6th, 2007
YOUR MOM SO DIRTY SHE MAKE RIGHT GUARD TURN LEAFT
Posted: June 6th, 2007
KING OF YOMOMAS ALL THE JOKES I SAID MENT 4 U
Posted: June 6th, 2007
KING OF YOMOMAS UR MOM SO DUM SHE WALK IN A REPAIRE STORE WITH A DONUT AND SAID ITS GO A HOLE IN IT
Posted: June 6th, 2007
YOUR MOM SO DUM SHE WENT 2 SCHOOL AND THE TEACHER SAID GET A LUCKY STAR AND SHE WENT 2 THE GROCERY STORE AND OPEN A BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS
Posted: June 7th, 2007
DAMN!!!!!! that punk josh probly cryn in his washer box under some bridge thats cold King ! least you didn’t bust him up wit the custom cracksyou think that punk live in the subway and get on innernet at the library?
Posted: June 7th, 2007
and on the seventh day King of Yo Mommas and Crackin Punks rested. Amen.
Posted: June 7th, 2007
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Posted: June 7th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is the equator
Posted: June 8th, 2007
I am a jerk. I am sorry I now hate yo momma jokes but here is my last go at Joshie. “Yo momma so dumb, she has a huge ass”
Posted: June 8th, 2007
I suck. I also am deeply in love with you Joshie. OOH yeah *GIGGLES*
Posted: June 8th, 2007
come on u king of yomommas btich
Posted: June 8th, 2007
your mom so black she leave finger prints on charc
Posted: June 8th, 2007
your mom so black she leave finger prints on charcoal hahahahahahaha im racey
Posted: June 8th, 2007
your mom so black she leave finger prints on charcoal hahahahahahaha im racey hahahahahahha o yea kngi of yomomma jokes suck dick holaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: June 8th, 2007
u suck meat
Posted: June 8th, 2007
dued if u want a guy a guy 2 suck maliqe hes a gay bitch at my school woh got big lips 4 sucknig dick all day he got a deep throt
Posted: June 8th, 2007
Yo momma is so dumb she thought dictionary was a sexual position. That was for “king of yo momma’s” More like queen of yo mommas. Talk a lot of hype without bringing alot to the fight. My sister sling better then you and she gets hers from the 3rd grade.
Posted: June 8th, 2007
yo mama so ugly she look like me my name is joshua and i’m gay
Posted: June 8th, 2007
That’s great josh glad you are open about it, i have a gay friend named josh too want his number? Hey king of yo mommas, yo momma so ugly even rice krispies won’t talk to her.
Posted: June 8th, 2007
dued some lsoer at school wrote tht
Posted: June 8th, 2007
im real not gay some gay kid named maliqu wrote tht
Posted: June 8th, 2007
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Posted: June 8th, 2007
I am stupid and worthless. Here Josh you are the new king.
Now I will go suck on my grandmas dick and sing.
Posted: June 8th, 2007
Ok…………… Um… josh will you marry me. Please give me your phone number and we will. Snuggle up in bed and have man sex
Posted: June 9th, 2007
Josh. Keep the man boobs up I want a soft cussion
Posted: June 9th, 2007
You are all weird. Um… King of yo mommas. Why are you upsessed with joshies…. Um… you know
Posted: June 9th, 2007
josh go away you are not funnyand I traced your URL And if you keep showing up here your cpu will b filled with ruses
Posted: June 9th, 2007
Ok hi howsit goin.
I am a pervert.
For the real king of yo mommas(I changed my E-mail) lets see if you can find out now HA!!!!!!!!
Posted: June 9th, 2007
King of yo mommas is soooooooo not funny.
He is like a idiot.
Seriously.
He is like a pervert for Josh
Creepy….
Posted: June 9th, 2007
King of yo mommas…… You are a jerk and are so mean to every one else. You should be banned from this website, and have your computer dipped in oil, lit on fire, and thrown out a 50 story window, while you piss acid on it
Posted: June 9th, 2007
King of yo mommas and crackIN PUNks you are terrible. You don’t even have a land you are just some jerk claiming to be a king, and you are so mean so you get your way.
Posted: June 9th, 2007
I /hatey u. U are noking
Posted: June 9th, 2007
Dude it is depressing, you call yourself a king, but in the last what 10 minutes like 90 people have dissed yoi
Posted: June 9th, 2007
Hey king, I challenge you to a yo momma dule,
Yo momma so diarriehic, when she ate a doughnut she crapped on the floor
Posted: June 10th, 2007
Hiya king I now declare myself the new yo momma king. BWAHAHAHAHA
Posted: June 10th, 2007
King of yo mommas has fled the land, I now declare myself king
Posted: June 10th, 2007
Your mom is SO fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Posted: June 10th, 2007
YOU AIN’T THE NEW KING YOU A BEGINNER
Posted: June 10th, 2007
BEGINNER
Posted: June 10th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Posted: June 10th, 2007
The NEW king has entered
Posted: June 10th, 2007
Listen here da true king is taking his true place. An dat is me my friends. In my u all suck until proven other wise. So im seekn a challenge
Posted: June 10th, 2007
Come on bitches ware are u kno?!
Posted: June 10th, 2007
I guess i gotta spark it myself huh…….yo momma so fat….. She fell in love an broke it!
Posted: June 10th, 2007
Yo momma cross eyed, thats y ur father left cuz she was seeing to many pple!
Posted: June 10th, 2007
An thats jus the tip of the iceberg. So im taking wats rightfully mine sense i get no response. Da king is here bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: June 10th, 2007
hard money lenders…
cites?culler morrow:wristwatches assess.personalizing …
Posted: June 11th, 2007
All hail da true king
Posted: June 11th, 2007
Da true king wipps “King of yo mommas” anyday
Posted: June 11th, 2007
Check thisDis is so cool!
Send it everywhere they might make a T.V. contract!(If it gets popular enough)
http://video.battleon.com/
Posted: June 11th, 2007
da true king is a bald headed booty short wearin male prostitute whos part time job is washing windshields at the traffic light. He/she accesses the internet at the local library where maniac sleeps in the lobby when it’s cold out. They got eachothers backs cause they share a cardboard box in the alley. Matter of fact I saw maniac moving boxes and trash cans around so I axed what he was doing he said “Re-decorating.”
Posted: June 11th, 2007
For any complaints to me for impersonating you feel free to Piss me of at crazymaid@hotmail.com
Your comments will just give me your weaknesses and strengths
Then I will crush you, and Da true king will rule
Posted: June 11th, 2007
OOps I mean Crazy.Maid@hotmail.com
Posted: June 11th, 2007
Heya.
Maniac is actually not a prostatute.
He is dating a hot girl
Posted: June 11th, 2007
I give up Da true king U win
Posted: June 11th, 2007
DUDE serious.
My parents will kill me if you send me stuff!!!
Please don’t
I am sorry
Posted: June 11th, 2007
What was I saying
I want you to show me your weaknesses.
Even though my parents might beat me down again…
Posted: June 11th, 2007
I am a big fat dude
Posted: June 11th, 2007
Hey Chicky-Boo-boos
You want Snuggle
OOOOOOOH *I+GIGGLES*
YO mommas so dumb she um………………………………
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!BUUUUUUUUUUGA
Posted: June 11th, 2007
I suck and am a crazy F******* HIppie
Posted: June 11th, 2007
Josh dumped me
Now I have to do it with MAniac
HE ran from me when I saw him but eventually my manBs pinned him down
Posted: June 11th, 2007
Here’s a song I wrote
It is a sweet lullaby song entitled
“MY Crotch”
*First it was mushy….. then it was blue da da da da YEAH OH this lala*
Posted: June 11th, 2007
Ma weiner is gettin spicy. Could someone send me some weiner curing salsa
Posted: June 11th, 2007
My ass is so large, that my mothers boobs had to wrench them out of my dumbass retirerment home. I enjoy looking at pictures of britney spears naked, and I love sucking on my grandmothers peanus. I love eaten shit, and all my friends are homesexuals.
Posted: June 11th, 2007
WANT SOME salsa with my assssss
Posted: June 11th, 2007
Yo momma so black when she eats tootsie rolls she has to wear white gloves so she don’t eat her fingers.
Posted: June 11th, 2007
yall all suck get a life
Posted: June 11th, 2007
ew
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Oh….. Like i’m really gonna apologize to you……… you are a *BLEEP*
And by the way I am not Josh or Maniac
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Here is my best yo momma joke.
Yo momma so hot, they thought she was the subn ow!!!!!
Posted: June 12th, 2007
APOLOGIZE NOW BEGINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no mo yo mommas come at ME with something new gayboy josh I AINT PLAYIN kind of like you on the jv basketball team. I AINT HAVIN IT kind of like your broke ass momma and a job. I DON”T NEED YOU like your estranged daddy said to you. I”M SICK WITH IT like your computer, full of zombie programs and keystroke loggers. Bow down to the kings kingdom and off with you little boy………………………………………………….YOU MUST NOW COME CLEAN AS THE FRAUD YOU ARE ONLINE ! IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY I WILL CALL STATE AGENCIES AND HAVE YOUR FOODSTAMPS STOPPED AND BAN YOU FROM THE FREE CHEESE LINES. I WILL PLACE AN EMBARGO ON THE SALVATION ARMY TO STOP DELIVERING ILL FITTING HAND ME DOWNS TO YOUR TRAILER PARK! I f not for you think of your trailer trash friends and the consequences on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Posted: June 12th, 2007
I’m a mad freak
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Here’s a hint on who I am “I hate Miguel”
in other posts by me I have stuff like that
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Who’s Miguel????
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Bet your confused now KING
Posted: June 12th, 2007
I am Josh and maniac and the real King of yo mommas….. or am just trying to confuse you so you will think this is not true and then believe that I actually am them
Posted: June 12th, 2007
G money is me
or is he???
Posted: June 12th, 2007
yo yo KING OF MA TOILET YOU GOT BARE CRAP YO MAMA JOKES HERES THE REAL DON….YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR AND SAID ‘SONOFABITCH WHO THROUGH THAT STONE?’
Posted: June 12th, 2007
KING OF MA TOILET YO MAMA SO OLD I TAPPED HER ON THE BACK AND HER TITS FELL OFF
Posted: June 12th, 2007
KING OF MA TOILET YO MAMA SO FAT EVERYTIME SHE WALKS HER TITS SLAP HER ON THE FACE
Posted: June 12th, 2007
KING OF MA TOILET YO MAMA SO FAT THEY DONT HAVE BRA SIZES FOR HER SO SHE USES A PARACHUTE
Posted: June 12th, 2007
YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW SHE GETS ARRESTED
Posted: June 12th, 2007
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN THE TOILET AND STILL PISSED HER PANTS
Posted: June 12th, 2007
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED SHE GOT STUCK AND NEVER CAME BAK DOWN
Posted: June 12th, 2007
YO MAMA TEETHS ARE SO YELLOW SHE PUTS THE SUN OUT OF BUSINESS
Posted: June 12th, 2007
I am a sick pervert with goggles oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Posted: June 12th, 2007
When I grow up I want to be just like the Power Puff Girls
Posted: June 12th, 2007
My name is Da true king
Josh and the miguel
???? Confusing ain’t it??????
I am joe anymos
Posted: June 12th, 2007
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BUrn your queen ain’t sleepin wit you no mow
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Queen rules, she woops king and day
nuts to da true king and to everyone else
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she asked “Why ma crotch blu”
OWWWWWWW!Q!!!!!
Take thay KANG
Posted: June 12th, 2007
King, yeah you with the sunburned crotch, I challenge you to a 1 shot yo momma duel
ready…………………………………………………………………………. GO!
YO momma so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner she opened up her legs and said “CRABS”
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Are you scared King, oooooooooooh………………………………. the last time you posted it was something about you rapeing a power puff um……….. dude “WTF”
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Hi, yes maniac, I really do wanna rape Blossom, but you have to understand her vaggy has nuts
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Posted: June 12th, 2007
I used to be called G money
Posted: June 12th, 2007
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m funny
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Yar a, A-Hole King
Posted: June 12th, 2007
YO MAMA’S SO NASTY THAT SHE HAS TO POOR SALT WATER DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP HER CRABS FRESH
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Find me 10 people who support you king and I will stop Badmouthing you, A-Hole tou no king cause no one likes you ahole
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Hey King howsit goin, crappy probably. Yar gfriend dumbed you, or visa versa beecause the Vagina etching said “What I am writing on is delicious and I sometimes dip it in Coke to make it taste better when we are sleeping together”
Sicko Yar a crossbread between , a man-prostatute, and a AHOle
Posted: June 12th, 2007
THE part about the A-Hole nwasn’t true
But the prostatute thing was um…………………………………………………………………………………………. Write back later I have a um……………………………………………………………………….. Grown up thing to do *BLEEP* oh…….. Linsy you are so hotttttttttttttt…… yeah let me suck up yer boobs in this funnel……….. Um……………. hey wait a minute your a guy……. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Get out you sicko
Posted: June 12th, 2007
I see you changed your name agan to the “The REAL REAL King Of YO Mommas and Crackin Punks”
I see I pissed you offffffffffffff preeeeeeeeeety bad
and you can expect more, now go don’t you have something to do like suck on yo balls
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Ma Anus is tingling wit fright
Posted: June 12th, 2007
YOu and that lady going at it all night
Posted: June 12th, 2007
I love you Queen. If you love me write a hot stuff note
Posted: June 13th, 2007
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH yeah Im a perv
Posted: June 13th, 2007
who is the alleged best yo momma jokester in here.deahaun wants to play.
but proceed with caution.
Posted: June 13th, 2007
SOMEONE WANNA CHALENGE?
Posted: June 13th, 2007
yo mommas is so fat wen she goes out in a yellow coat people shout taxi
Posted: June 13th, 2007
yo momma kings mom is soo ugly her parents tied a t-bone steak around her neck so that the dog played with her
Posted: June 13th, 2007
how do u know yo momma king was at your house ??
your garbage is everywhere and ur dog is pregnant
Posted: June 13th, 2007
I’LL START-yo moma is so ugly,she got a part-time job curring hiccups,but wuz fired because da new mgn didn’t believe n halloween.n her depression she b-came so fat that she cud wak & cover her tracks at da same tyme.she b-came so dirty & stank that everytime she went 2 take a bath the WATER jumped out and said”F**K IT I’LL WAIT! she got a new job tyme 2 celebrate but her house is so old that everytime we ‘RAISED DA ROOF’
Posted: June 13th, 2007
THE HOUSE VALUE WOULD DEPRECIATE.–sory run n outta room—now she works at a dentist office which is ironic becuz her breathe is so bad that her teeth tried 2 spring-board off her tongue but sinz she only had 3 they decided 2stict it out hope n 2 all get hooked up 4 free.fired again no mistery she returned a WATER hose becuz she said that it wuz empty.but i don’t discriminate i still took her out anyway but when she took off all her clothes and turned over on her side she was so hairy she appeared to hav SCAR in the leg scissor’s & simba n the headlock.i jump up,yo boy is out,i ran out the garage past the car rite over the “welcome home u fat b***h sign and bounced.
if you want it,come get it,but proceed with caution……deahaun wants to play.
Posted: June 13th, 2007
I Will take the challenge. YO momma so ween her chicken ow
Posted: June 13th, 2007
Yo Momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company
Posted: June 13th, 2007
Yo Mommas got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Posted: June 13th, 2007
Yo momma so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a %50 off coupon
Posted: June 13th, 2007
dehaun your time would be better spent in english class or out looking for a jobby job. Your fired don’t come back to my site retard. That june 13 post was not the King it’s fat ass josh.
P.S. t
Posted: June 13th, 2007
yo momma so fat that when she was pregnant with you the doctors said damn she must have a hundred kids in there
Posted: June 13th, 2007
This is Horrible… Yall got some old tired ass jokes!!!
Yo mommas so old she remembers when the Flintstones was The Real World
Posted: June 13th, 2007
This is the most ignorant group of retarded gang-banger wannabees I have ever read or seen in my life. I have killed better people than you morons on this site. Bow down this and apologize that. You are nothing “king” but a the leftovers of a stain from your daddy’s transexual underwear that he left behind when the police came looking for the world’s stupidest criminals and why? All because he thought he was playing the loosest slot machine in the world but it turned out to be dehaun’s mom standing on the street corner begging for change! Now go back to flipping burgers at McDonalds wearing your pants down to your knees because just like the dead dog you use for a stuffed animal you aint got nothing but fleas.
Posted: June 13th, 2007
Shut up!!!!!!!!! I am F******* king and thats the end of it got that I could wipe your ass anyday with one of my “YO momma so nude and hot” Jokes ANYDAY!!!!!!!
So just go to hell and never come back
Posted: June 13th, 2007
If we are really such pond sucking low life nerds, then why the HELL!!!! Would you even wan’t to write to us, you stupid ass hole, your more of a jerk then my previous owner!!!!!!!!! So you dick you think you are so smart, “The King is dead” Wellllll Duh…………….. I killed him and took his username am, and now plummeting it through F******* in hell so go the damn BLEEEEEEEP Away you Rat Bast***
Posted: June 14th, 2007
HI!!!!!!!!!!! Yes “The king is dead” He is a F****ing jerk and I would shoot him if I got the chance, but you as someone whos dick is the apparent size of a roller-coaster have no BLEEEEEPING right to criticize nice innocent people, ok got that rathole boy (OR girl, or half boy quarter girl and quarter huge dick)
Posted: June 14th, 2007
Ok, I am new to this site. But apparently This “King is dead” neads some Ass wooping so After I kiil him I am coming for you “King of yo mommas” ya racist crack addict
Posted: June 14th, 2007
Maniac was recently killed in a attack, I his son will now fill in for him
Posted: June 14th, 2007
HI, I am the friend of Maniac, his real name was “Johnny nye” and if mister armagedon would stop spewing out those idiotic curses, we would be able to egnowledg the full idiocy of “The king is dead” and “The snapologist king” or whatever his name is. So let’s all just take a chill pill, and then ask the people who run this site to ban them “$$$$$$$$$$$$$FOREVER$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$”
Bye,Bye.
Please die “SNapologist” or whatever and “The king is dead”
Ohhhhh…….. and if you are so smart “The king is dead” Then why don’t you tell us one of your “AMAZING” yo momma jokes *SARCSIM* look it up.
Posted: June 14th, 2007
Hi
Posted: June 14th, 2007
Oh I almost forgot “somebody” is definately nobody evaluate your future capital L LOOOOOSER! Dehaun you sad little ashy biatch if you were standing in front of me now I would bitch slap your ass and make you go in the kitchen ,put on an apron and do the dishes BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!
Posted: June 14th, 2007
Maniac, Son of Maniac and Armageddon,
I was merely pointing out how absurd this guy really is and playing up the same crap he dishes out to anyone else that tries to post in here. I am no better than anybody else and neither is he. I just can’t stand when people think they are so much better than everyone else and then think they have the right to insult them for no reason. Chances are anyways that he is a 12 year old kid that gets beaten by his father/mother every other day and has no other way of venting than here on the net.
Anyways, I apologize if I had offended anyone with my flame of the king but damn I read through this entire post and it just really pissed me off……
btw, “king”…..you mama’s so fat that when I met up with her in the back of your trailer park last night I needed cave diving equipment just to reach her G spot….then I found out it was just her belly button!
now, laugh it all up and have some fun bitches
Posted: June 14th, 2007
“Oh I almost forgot “somebody†is definately nobody evaluate your future capital L LOOOOOSER! Dehaun you sad little ashy biatch if you were standing in front of me now I would bitch slap your ass and make you go in the kitchen ,put on an apron and do the dishes BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!” - Quoted from the saddest little boy on the planet with no one but his mama as a friend…….
Posted: June 14th, 2007
J Bentley ? should be J WWICWY Bentley. JUST WISHIN I COULD WASH YOUR BENTLEY. Heres what you are thinking : Some day I’m going to make it in the NBA and I’m going to be rich! Reality your going to be in prison cause your a looser it aint going to happen if you’re lucky when you get out of jail you’ll get a job at the car wash and suppliment the income panhandling. You’ll live in a no bedroom no bath bus stop .
Posted: June 14th, 2007
“J Bentley ? should be J WWICWY Bentley. JUST WISHIN I COULD WASH YOUR BENTLEY. Heres what you are thinking : Some day I’m going to make it in the NBA and I’m going to be rich! Reality your going to be in prison cause your a looser it aint going to happen if you’re lucky when you get out of jail you’ll get a job at the car wash and suppliment the income panhandling. You’ll live in a no bedroom no bath bus stop .” - All I hear in this rampant trash talk is that king….is looking for a roommate…does your bus stop have heat at least?
Posted: June 14th, 2007
i didn’t come here to make beef,i just want to have some fun with some jokes and meet some cool poeple along the way.i think the hater is an insurgent.
Posted: June 14th, 2007
an u got the nerve to try an clown?let me help you out, its spelled d e a h a u n.
you snaggled tooth anorexic chia pet. and tell ur mom that the vibrating tooth brush is for her mouth not the south and you stop using that dam thing how many time can you have with that taste in ur mouth?
Posted: June 14th, 2007
stupid joks for all
Posted: June 14th, 2007
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
Posted: June 14th, 2007
Posted: June 14th, 2007
I vote we rebel against said “KING” for I seriously doubt the he is a king in any way shape or form.
Yo Momma’s so fat she walked outside in a yellow dress and this little boy started chasing after her screaming. “WAIT SCHOOLDBUS COME BACK DON’T LEAVE ME!!”
Posted: June 14th, 2007
anyone wanna fck?
Posted: June 14th, 2007
and i mean reallly fck!
Posted: June 14th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly, she looked at a mirror and dropped dead
Posted: June 14th, 2007
Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says “One person at a time”
Posted: June 14th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory because she threw away all the Ws
Posted: June 14th, 2007
I forgive the king is dead. Sry, please forgive me. Anyway LET”S REBEL like lets rebel said, Lets kill the king and use his ass for a chicken magnet
Posted: June 14th, 2007
Let us destroy the king and have his weiner used as a flag pole
Posted: June 14th, 2007
yo momma got 3 tongues, she talk “like this, like this, like this”.
yo momma so poor, she just poor.
yo momma so fat, she threw her shirt in the sky and caused the second ice age.
CRACKERS AINT SHIT!!!!!!!!
BLACK POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: June 14th, 2007
@ 313
Just remember that if the white people didn’t pick you all up from aftica you’d probably be dying of AIDS right now…..
@ All other than 313
I apologize for that comment, I am not racist, I just cant stand people like the retard calling himself 313
Posted: June 14th, 2007
Good, I hate racist people (I am no one to evaluate anything you say) I misjudged you you are pretty cool.
Posted: June 15th, 2007
Let us kill “THe Real real king” And roast his hoggy anus
Posted: June 15th, 2007