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965 Yo Momma Jokes in “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”



  1. Monkey Man's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so dumb that she gave me a banana



  2. jacob mooney's Momma Joke:

    whats the differnce between your momma and the atlantic ocean …….. the atlantic ocean dosnt have that many crabs



  3. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    Jacob mooney thats the oldest most tired yo momma ever. You are banished from society for the next month. Go borrow a boat, find a lake and float around for a month and think about what you just posted I am the King of Yo Mommas you better come strong or don’t come at all fool!!! what happened to Ned ? Yo Momma so ugly she she aint got lady humps she got camel humps!!!!!



  4. G Money's Momma Joke:

    King of Yo Mommas, that last joke was a lil corny, if you gonna be king you gotta come with better jokes. heres one yo momma is so slow that she spent an hour staring at on orange juice box because it said CONCENTRATE!!!



  5. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    By the way no money it’s called a carton not a box. If you are going to plagerize my jokes at least do it correctly.



  6. baby gurl's Momma Joke:

    g money you weak you can’t roll like the King rolls . He fine!



  7. donnydonny's Momma Joke:

    The King of Yo Mommas for president!!!!! All the rest of u r haters my baby momma knows him from over north and he will crack anybody he make people cry for real



  8. tariq's Momma Joke:

    King cracked on jerry stackhouse at acherity b-ball tournement bout how he look like a frankenstine and one a jerry’s boys wont to fight him. I seen it people was laughin till they cry



  9. Lunch box's Momma Joke:

    The “King” is a punk ass bitch his jokes are so 1960. Yo momma so dark that when she went to night school the teacher thought she was absent bitch. My little sister could think of better jokes than the king. that is why he is a bitch.



  10. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    lunch box if you want to battle the King you better pack a lunch!!! HO! the ironic (due to your lack of intelligence you may want to consult a dictionary for the definition of irony)the ironic thing is you call my custom cracks old then hit me with the single oldest yo momma in the history of yo mommas. Now I order you to go to your window open it up, stick your head out, and yell “I LUNCH BOX AM A MORON IN THE FUTURE I WILL PROBABLY BE EMPLOYED IN THE FAST FOOD OR GARBAGE REMOVAL INDUSTRY!!!!!!” Your grounded go to your room dummy! Yo Momma so dark she make Manute Bol look like an albino!!! your momma got no fingers talkin bout how she wants to get with the pointer sisters biatch! Yo Momma got 1 big to and 1 knee cap goes by the nickname tony! CRACK FOOL!!! now go study for your GED. I’m so pretty



  11. cece's Momma Joke:

    ooooh lunch box you got served!you should know better than those old ass jokes.



  12. donnydonny's Momma Joke:

    BOy you got blew up! KIng 1 lunch box nothing it’s over!!!!!!!



  13. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    I’M soooooo pretty. NOW JEROME, BRING ME MY MIRROR!



  14. New @ Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so dumb she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Gawg’s new holaday album.



  15. New @ Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Ok, here is another:

    Yo momma so ugly she went to iraq and the soldiers said, “WE SURRENDER!”



  16. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    NEW @ YO MOMMA foolish beginner , how dare you enter my domain with that weak shit! I am the King of Yo Mommas and I fart in your general direction. First learn to spell it’s H-O-L-I-D-A-Y. Next brush your teeth cause yo breath so funky when you yawn your teeth duck. Then ask yourself why you want to be humiliated publicly by someone as pretty as me ……..JEROME! Now go out in the street closest to your home and lay down, hopefully a vehicle will put you out of your misery. Be gone with you I rule the land of Yo Momma and you shall obey.



  17. donnydonny's Momma Joke:

    2 for 2 meeeboy KIng is in the hishizzzle dizzle!



  18. Yadontwannaknow's Momma Joke:

    Wow, you all have too much time on your hands. King of Yo Mommas is a loser.



  19. Yadontwannaknow's Momma Joke:

    Now why don’t you all go back down into your mother’s basements and have a world of war craft tournament.



  20. choochootrain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma`s so ugly that she looked out the window & they arrested her for mooning.
    oooooo..burn.
    hahahha just kidding.



  21. choochootrain's Momma Joke:

    poor “kingofyomommas” he`s got no life so he just keeps on going on here to challenge some NOOBS.oooo you`re so great.



  22. baby gurl's Momma Joke:

    yadontwannaknow how sad your future is biatch I King of Yo Mommas gaurantee that your little bitch ass will either be in jail or homeless within the next five years Yo Momma is a fat ass white biatch and yo daddy never met you and is in jail for sellin crack the joke of this whole situation is you suckaaaaaaaa!



  23. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    Thats my nucka but baby gurl dont go tryin to claim that you r me I am the King of Yo Mommas I defend myself so get yo ass up in yo snilla and dont mess with mens business baby



  24. baby gurl's Momma Joke:

    My bad poppy I just cant stand these haters cause YOU FINE!



  25. baby gurl's Momma Joke:

    ey yo choo choooooo chooo choooo thats the nickname we had for yo momma when we ran a train on her ass



  26. king of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    Im going to house your ass if youdont quit playin baby gurl I am the King Youjust sit back and watch gurl



  27. donnydonny's Momma Joke:

    if we all have too much time on our hands why r u on this site punk I keel you



  28. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    HEY CHOO CHOO!
    My Life: hos hos hos hos hos hos and mo hos. Bank bank bank bank bank and mo bank education: BA, MA, PHD chemical engineering doctorate, membership at bearpath country club, payola to politicians, Mo HOs on speed dial and Mo bank!

    Your Life: drop out, GED, Nasty meth addiction, job in HVAC, livin in Yo Fat ASS MOmmas basement, xbox 360 to escape your problems , riding a stolen bicycle to work as a maintenance guy at the grocery store, dating a semi-retarded girl, WELLFARE CASSOROLE EVYNITE! and a little pee-pee.Yo Momma got a wooden leg with branches biatch!!!!!!!



  29. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teth are so yellow she spits out butter



  30. mousy's Momma Joke:

    lewis has a Squeaky voice



  31. mousy's Momma Joke:

    seymour has diggers and also and is a po



  32. mousy's Momma Joke:

    adams passport is forged



  33. mousy's Momma Joke:

    kk



  34. mousy's Momma Joke:

    yoma,



  35. mousy's Momma Joke:

    KEELEY HAS MASSIVE TITS



  36. thrax1145's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she went to school and got marked absent



  37. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    Dunbass! thrax 1145 a joke as delicate as a Yo Momma is made up of three components 1. setup 2. premise 3. finish. If any of these components are missing it doesn’t work and is not funny. Take a good hard look at the mess you posted on this website. Now I am the King and I am a professional Yo Mommaoligist , Cracks and snaps superstar, and straight up pimp daddy and you are a dumbshit. Even though you are mentally retarded can you see what’s missing from your sad attempt ………It’s NIGHT school dummy NIGHT is Dark YO Momma is dark get it? The other issue is that is the most tired yo momma in history (see dumbass lunchbox above) that “joke” is so old when it came out yo Daddy only had 6 kids by seven different women and he wasn’t even in prison yet.Now as punishment for your idiocy go outside right now and find some dog crap and rub you nose in it.



  38. daddy d's Momma Joke:

    Set em straight KING. Dog we ballin at cage at 7 show up if you think you can hold me!



  39. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    I’ll be there but I got something for you to hold sucka! DEEEEZNUTS!



  40. G Money's Momma Joke:

    baby gurl ur a suck up yo momma so poor that i walked through the front and back door at the same time!



  41. G Money's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so black that when she stands up against i white wall, people thought she was a hall way.



  42. daddy D's Momma Joke:

    G MONEY! Give dude I’m crying right now ! You got gat again!!!!!



  43. kurve's Momma Joke:

    Damn some people just like gettin whupped I guess King.



  44. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thought puffy combs was a cereal!



  45. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor, her Air Conditioner is called night!



  46. Lennysweet's Momma Joke:

    Your mama’s so poor, her Air Conditioner is called night!



  47. Lennysweet's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang!



  48. King of Yo Mommas and Crackin Punks's Momma Joke:

    yup I’m changing my name to better represent the extent of my kingdom… I’m just going to ignore those last few comments cause they are old jokes and quite frankly I’m bored with them. Before you post an old joke read a month or so back so you don’t post one thats already in this log 16 times (boomerang) better yet come up with something original. Change gears I dare someone to crackl on me!



  49. willie's Momma Joke:

    ddd



  50. josh's Momma Joke:

    KING IF YOMOMMAS I CHALLAGE U



  51. josh's Momma Joke:

    COME ON KINGOF YOMOMMAS U LIL BITCH LETS GO U ASSHOLE



  52. josh's Momma Joke:

    LETS GO U LIL BITCH IM WAITING 4 U BITCH



  53. josh's Momma Joke:

    OK YOMOMA HES A LIL DOES O\F WAT U WOULD GET IF U FACE ME



  54. josh's Momma Joke:

    KING OF YOMOMMAS YOUR MOM SO FAT HER BEALT BIG AS THE EQATER



  55. josh's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM SOM FAT SHE HIT THE GROUND HARDER THEN THE FRSIT METEORIGHT



  56. josh's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM SO DIRTY SHE MAKE RIGHT GUARD TURN LEAFT



  57. josh's Momma Joke:

    KING OF YOMOMAS ALL THE JOKES I SAID MENT 4 U



  58. josh's Momma Joke:

    KING OF YOMOMAS UR MOM SO DUM SHE WALK IN A REPAIRE STORE WITH A DONUT AND SAID ITS GO A HOLE IN IT



  59. josh's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM SO DUM SHE WENT 2 SCHOOL AND THE TEACHER SAID GET A LUCKY STAR AND SHE WENT 2 THE GROCERY STORE AND OPEN A BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS



  60. rayray Ray's Momma Joke:

    DAMN!!!!!! that punk josh probly cryn in his washer box under some bridge thats cold King ! least you didn’t bust him up wit the custom cracksyou think that punk live in the subway and get on innernet at the library?



  61. chitown k's Momma Joke:

    and on the seventh day King of Yo Mommas and Crackin Punks rested. Amen.



  62. King of yYo Mommas and crackin Punks's Momma Joke:

    d



  63. Ray's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat her waist size is the equator



  64. King of Yo mommas's Momma Joke:

    I am a jerk. I am sorry I now hate yo momma jokes but here is my last go at Joshie. “Yo momma so dumb, she has a huge ass”



  65. King of Yo mommas and crackin Punks's Momma Joke:

    I suck. I also am deeply in love with you Joshie. OOH yeah *GIGGLES*



  66. josh's Momma Joke:

    come on u king of yomommas btich



  67. josh's Momma Joke:

    your mom so black she leave finger prints on charc



  68. josh's Momma Joke:

    your mom so black she leave finger prints on charcoal hahahahahahaha im racey



  69. josh's Momma Joke:

    u suck meat



  70. josh's Momma Joke:

    dued if u want a guy a guy 2 suck maliqe hes a gay bitch at my school woh got big lips 4 sucknig dick all day he got a deep throt



  71. Chester's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb she thought dictionary was a sexual position. That was for “king of yo momma’s” More like queen of yo mommas. Talk a lot of hype without bringing alot to the fight. My sister sling better then you and she gets hers from the 3rd grade.



  72. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she look like me my name is joshua and i’m gay



  73. Chester's Momma Joke:

    That’s great josh glad you are open about it, i have a gay friend named josh too want his number? Hey king of yo mommas, yo momma so ugly even rice krispies won’t talk to her.



  74. josh's Momma Joke:

    dued some lsoer at school wrote tht



  75. josh's Momma Joke:

    im real not gay some gay kid named maliqu wrote tht



  76. King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    .



  77. King of Yo mommas and crackin Punks's Momma Joke:

    I am stupid and worthless. Here Josh you are the new king.
    Now I will go suck on my grandmas dick and sing.



  78. King of Yo Mommas and crackin Punks's Momma Joke:

    Ok…………… Um… josh will you marry me. Please give me your phone number and we will. Snuggle up in bed and have man sex



  79. King of Yo Mommas and crackin Punks's Momma Joke:

    Josh. Keep the man boobs up I want a soft cussion



  80. Hippie's Momma Joke:

    You are all weird. Um… King of yo mommas. Why are you upsessed with joshies…. Um… you know



  81. King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    josh go away you are not funnyand I traced your URL And if you keep showing up here your cpu will b filled with ruses



  82. King of Yo mommas and crackin Punks's Momma Joke:

    Ok hi howsit goin.
    I am a pervert.
    For the real king of yo mommas(I changed my E-mail) lets see if you can find out now HA!!!!!!!!



  83. Chester's Momma Joke:

    King of yo mommas is soooooooo not funny.
    He is like a idiot.
    Seriously.
    He is like a pervert for Josh
    Creepy….



  84. New guy's Momma Joke:

    King of yo mommas…… You are a jerk and are so mean to every one else. You should be banned from this website, and have your computer dipped in oil, lit on fire, and thrown out a 50 story window, while you piss acid on it



  85. Josh fan's Momma Joke:

    King of yo mommas and crackIN PUNks you are terrible. You don’t even have a land you are just some jerk claiming to be a king, and you are so mean so you get your way.



  86. The guy who hates King of yo mommas's Momma Joke:

    I /hatey u. U are noking



  87. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    Dude it is depressing, you call yourself a king, but in the last what 10 minutes like 90 people have dissed yoi



  88. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    Hey king, I challenge you to a yo momma dule,

    Yo momma so diarriehic, when she ate a doughnut she crapped on the floor



  89. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    Hiya king I now declare myself the new yo momma king. BWAHAHAHAHA



  90. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    King of yo mommas has fled the land, I now declare myself king



  91. King Of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is SO fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck



  92. King Of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    YOU AIN’T THE NEW KING YOU A BEGINNER



  93. King Of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    BEGINNER



  94. King Of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.



  95. The Grim Reaper's Momma Joke:

    The NEW king has entered



  96. da true king's Momma Joke:

    Listen here da true king is taking his true place. An dat is me my friends. In my u all suck until proven other wise. So im seekn a challenge



  97. da true king's Momma Joke:

    Come on bitches ware are u kno?!



  98. Da true king's Momma Joke:

    I guess i gotta spark it myself huh…….yo momma so fat….. She fell in love an broke it!



  99. Da true king's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma cross eyed, thats y ur father left cuz she was seeing to many pple!



  100. Da true king's Momma Joke:

    An thats jus the tip of the iceberg. So im taking wats rightfully mine sense i get no response. Da king is here bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  101. hard money lenders's Momma Joke:

    hard money lenders…

    cites?culler morrow:wristwatches assess.personalizing …



  102. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    All hail da true king



  103. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    Da true king wipps “King of yo mommas” anyday



  104. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    Check thisDis is so cool!
    Send it everywhere they might make a T.V. contract!(If it gets popular enough)

    http://video.battleon.com/



  105. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    da true king is a bald headed booty short wearin male prostitute whos part time job is washing windshields at the traffic light. He/she accesses the internet at the local library where maniac sleeps in the lobby when it’s cold out. They got eachothers backs cause they share a cardboard box in the alley. Matter of fact I saw maniac moving boxes and trash cans around so I axed what he was doing he said “Re-decorating.”



  106. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    For any complaints to me for impersonating you feel free to Piss me of at crazymaid@hotmail.com
    Your comments will just give me your weaknesses and strengths
    Then I will crush you, and Da true king will rule



  107. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    OOps I mean Crazy.Maid@hotmail.com



  108. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    Heya.

    Maniac is actually not a prostatute.

    He is dating a hot girl



  109. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    I give up Da true king U win



  110. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    DUDE serious.

    My parents will kill me if you send me stuff!!!

    Please don’t

    I am sorry



  111. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    What was I saying

    I want you to show me your weaknesses.

    Even though my parents might beat me down again…



  112. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    I am a big fat dude



  113. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    I suck and am a crazy F******* HIppie



  114. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    Josh dumped me
    Now I have to do it with MAniac
    HE ran from me when I saw him but eventually my manBs pinned him down



  115. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    Here’s a song I wrote
    It is a sweet lullaby song entitled
    “MY Crotch”
    *First it was mushy….. then it was blue da da da da YEAH OH this lala*



  116. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    Ma weiner is gettin spicy. Could someone send me some weiner curing salsa



  117. The Real King Of Yo Momma And Crackin Punks's Momma Joke:

    My ass is so large, that my mothers boobs had to wrench them out of my dumbass retirerment home. I enjoy looking at pictures of britney spears naked, and I love sucking on my grandmothers peanus. I love eaten shit, and all my friends are homesexuals.



  118. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    WANT SOME salsa with my assssss



  119. Charlie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black when she eats tootsie rolls she has to wear white gloves so she don’t eat her fingers.



  120. you guys suck's Momma Joke:

    yall all suck get a life



  121. you guys suck's Momma Joke:

    ew



  122. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    Oh….. Like i’m really gonna apologize to you……… you are a *BLEEP*
    And by the way I am not Josh or Maniac



  123. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    Here is my best yo momma joke.
    Yo momma so hot, they thought she was the subn ow!!!!!



  124. The REAL REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    APOLOGIZE NOW BEGINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no mo yo mommas come at ME with something new gayboy josh I AINT PLAYIN kind of like you on the jv basketball team. I AINT HAVIN IT kind of like your broke ass momma and a job. I DON”T NEED YOU like your estranged daddy said to you. I”M SICK WITH IT like your computer, full of zombie programs and keystroke loggers. Bow down to the kings kingdom and off with you little boy………………………………………………….YOU MUST NOW COME CLEAN AS THE FRAUD YOU ARE ONLINE ! IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY I WILL CALL STATE AGENCIES AND HAVE YOUR FOODSTAMPS STOPPED AND BAN YOU FROM THE FREE CHEESE LINES. I WILL PLACE AN EMBARGO ON THE SALVATION ARMY TO STOP DELIVERING ILL FITTING HAND ME DOWNS TO YOUR TRAILER PARK! I f not for you think of your trailer trash friends and the consequences on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11



  125. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    I’m a mad freak



  126. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    Here’s a hint on who I am “I hate Miguel”
    in other posts by me I have stuff like that



  127. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    Who’s Miguel????



  128. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    Bet your confused now KING



  129. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    I am Josh and maniac and the real King of yo mommas….. or am just trying to confuse you so you will think this is not true and then believe that I actually am them



  130. The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    G money is me
    or is he???



  131. Queen Of YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    yo yo KING OF MA TOILET YOU GOT BARE CRAP YO MAMA JOKES HERES THE REAL DON….YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR AND SAID ‘SONOFABITCH WHO THROUGH THAT STONE?’



  132. Queen Of YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    KING OF MA TOILET YO MAMA SO OLD I TAPPED HER ON THE BACK AND HER TITS FELL OFF



  133. Queen Of YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    KING OF MA TOILET YO MAMA SO FAT EVERYTIME SHE WALKS HER TITS SLAP HER ON THE FACE



  134. Queen Of YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    KING OF MA TOILET YO MAMA SO FAT THEY DONT HAVE BRA SIZES FOR HER SO SHE USES A PARACHUTE



  135. Queen Of YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW SHE GETS ARRESTED



  136. Queen Of YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN THE TOILET AND STILL PISSED HER PANTS



  137. Queen Of YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED SHE GOT STUCK AND NEVER CAME BAK DOWN



  138. Queen Of YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA TEETHS ARE SO YELLOW SHE PUTS THE SUN OUT OF BUSINESS



  139. The REAL King Of Yo mommas's Momma Joke:

    When I grow up I want to be just like the Power Puff Girls



  140. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BUrn your queen ain’t sleepin wit you no mow



  141. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    Queen rules, she woops king and day
    nuts to da true king and to everyone else



  142. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she asked “Why ma crotch blu”
    OWWWWWWW!Q!!!!!
    Take thay KANG



  143. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    Are you scared King, oooooooooooh………………………………. the last time you posted it was something about you rapeing a power puff um……….. dude “WTF”



  144. The REAL King Of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    Hi, yes maniac, I really do wanna rape Blossom, but you have to understand her vaggy has nuts
    OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



  145. The REAL King Of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    I used to be called G money



  146. The REAL King Of Yo Mommas=F***ing Trash mix's Momma Joke:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m funny



  147. The REAL King Of Yo Mommas=F***ing Trash mix's Momma Joke:

    Yar a, A-Hole King



  148. joe mama's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA’S SO NASTY THAT SHE HAS TO POOR SALT WATER DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP HER CRABS FRESH



  149. The REAL King Of Yo Mommas=F***ing Trash mix's Momma Joke:

    Find me 10 people who support you king and I will stop Badmouthing you, A-Hole tou no king cause no one likes you ahole



  150. The REAL King Of Yo Mommas=F***ing Trash mix's Momma Joke:

    Hey King howsit goin, crappy probably. Yar gfriend dumbed you, or visa versa beecause the Vagina etching said “What I am writing on is delicious and I sometimes dip it in Coke to make it taste better when we are sleeping together”
    Sicko Yar a crossbread between , a man-prostatute, and a AHOle



  151. The REAL REAL King Of Yo Mommas and Crackin Punks's Momma Joke:

    Ma Anus is tingling wit fright



  152. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    YOu and that lady going at it all night



  153. The REAL REAL King Of Yo Mommas And Crackin Punks's Momma Joke:

    I love you Queen. If you love me write a hot stuff note



  154. The REAL REAL King Of Yo Mommas And Crackin Punks's Momma Joke:

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH yeah Im a perv



  155. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    who is the alleged best yo momma jokester in here.deahaun wants to play.
    but proceed with caution.



  156. NII NAM's Momma Joke:

    SOMEONE WANNA CHALENGE?



  157. panda's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas is so fat wen she goes out in a yellow coat people shout taxi



  158. The Game's Momma Joke:

    yo momma kings mom is soo ugly her parents tied a t-bone steak around her neck so that the dog played with her



  159. The Game's Momma Joke:

    how do u know yo momma king was at your house ??
    your garbage is everywhere and ur dog is pregnant



  160. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    I’LL START-yo moma is so ugly,she got a part-time job curring hiccups,but wuz fired because da new mgn didn’t believe n halloween.n her depression she b-came so fat that she cud wak & cover her tracks at da same tyme.she b-came so dirty & stank that everytime she went 2 take a bath the WATER jumped out and said”F**K IT I’LL WAIT! she got a new job tyme 2 celebrate but her house is so old that everytime we ‘RAISED DA ROOF’



  161. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    THE HOUSE VALUE WOULD DEPRECIATE.–sory run n outta room—now she works at a dentist office which is ironic becuz her breathe is so bad that her teeth tried 2 spring-board off her tongue but sinz she only had 3 they decided 2stict it out hope n 2 all get hooked up 4 free.fired again no mistery she returned a WATER hose becuz she said that it wuz empty.but i don’t discriminate i still took her out anyway but when she took off all her clothes and turned over on her side she was so hairy she appeared to hav SCAR in the leg scissor’s & simba n the headlock.i jump up,yo boy is out,i ran out the garage past the car rite over the “welcome home u fat b***h sign and bounced.

    if you want it,come get it,but proceed with caution……deahaun wants to play.



  162. The REAL REAL King Of Yo Mommas And Crackin Punks's Momma Joke:

    I Will take the challenge. YO momma so ween her chicken ow



  163. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company



  164. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas got more chins than a Chinese phone book



  165. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a %50 off coupon



  166. King Snapologist and custom crackologist's Momma Joke:

    dehaun your time would be better spent in english class or out looking for a jobby job. Your fired don’t come back to my site retard. That june 13 post was not the King it’s fat ass josh.
    P.S. t



  167. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she was pregnant with you the doctors said damn she must have a hundred kids in there



  168. J Bentley's Momma Joke:

    This is Horrible… Yall got some old tired ass jokes!!!

    Yo mommas so old she remembers when the Flintstones was The Real World



  169. The King is Dead's Momma Joke:

    This is the most ignorant group of retarded gang-banger wannabees I have ever read or seen in my life. I have killed better people than you morons on this site. Bow down this and apologize that. You are nothing “king” but a the leftovers of a stain from your daddy’s transexual underwear that he left behind when the police came looking for the world’s stupidest criminals and why? All because he thought he was playing the loosest slot machine in the world but it turned out to be dehaun’s mom standing on the street corner begging for change! Now go back to flipping burgers at McDonalds wearing your pants down to your knees because just like the dead dog you use for a stuffed animal you aint got nothing but fleas.



  170. King Snapologist and custom crackologist's Momma Joke:

    Shut up!!!!!!!!! I am F******* king and thats the end of it got that I could wipe your ass anyday with one of my “YO momma so nude and hot” Jokes ANYDAY!!!!!!!
    So just go to hell and never come back



  171. King Snapologist and custom crackologist's Momma Joke:

    If we are really such pond sucking low life nerds, then why the HELL!!!! Would you even wan’t to write to us, you stupid ass hole, your more of a jerk then my previous owner!!!!!!!!! So you dick you think you are so smart, “The King is dead” Wellllll Duh…………….. I killed him and took his username am, and now plummeting it through F******* in hell so go the damn BLEEEEEEEP Away you Rat Bast***



  172. Maniac's Momma Joke:

    HI!!!!!!!!!!! Yes “The king is dead” He is a F****ing jerk and I would shoot him if I got the chance, but you as someone whos dick is the apparent size of a roller-coaster have no BLEEEEEPING right to criticize nice innocent people, ok got that rathole boy (OR girl, or half boy quarter girl and quarter huge dick)



  173. Armegedon's Momma Joke:

    Ok, I am new to this site. But apparently This “King is dead” neads some Ass wooping so After I kiil him I am coming for you “King of yo mommas” ya racist crack addict



  174. The son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    Maniac was recently killed in a attack, I his son will now fill in for him



  175. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    HI, I am the friend of Maniac, his real name was “Johnny nye” and if mister armagedon would stop spewing out those idiotic curses, we would be able to egnowledg the full idiocy of “The king is dead” and “The snapologist king” or whatever his name is. So let’s all just take a chill pill, and then ask the people who run this site to ban them “$$$$$$$$$$$$$FOREVER$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$”
    Bye,Bye.
    Please die “SNapologist” or whatever and “The king is dead”
    Ohhhhh…….. and if you are so smart “The king is dead” Then why don’t you tell us one of your “AMAZING” yo momma jokes *SARCSIM* look it up.



  176. i's Momma Joke:

    Hi



  177. The King is Dead's Momma Joke:

    Maniac, Son of Maniac and Armageddon,

    I was merely pointing out how absurd this guy really is and playing up the same crap he dishes out to anyone else that tries to post in here. I am no better than anybody else and neither is he. I just can’t stand when people think they are so much better than everyone else and then think they have the right to insult them for no reason. Chances are anyways that he is a 12 year old kid that gets beaten by his father/mother every other day and has no other way of venting than here on the net.

    Anyways, I apologize if I had offended anyone with my flame of the king but damn I read through this entire post and it just really pissed me off……

    btw, “king”…..you mama’s so fat that when I met up with her in the back of your trailer park last night I needed cave diving equipment just to reach her G spot….then I found out it was just her belly button!

    now, laugh it all up and have some fun bitches



  178. The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES!'s Momma Joke:

    J Bentley ? should be J WWICWY Bentley. JUST WISHIN I COULD WASH YOUR BENTLEY. Heres what you are thinking : Some day I’m going to make it in the NBA and I’m going to be rich! Reality your going to be in prison cause your a looser it aint going to happen if you’re lucky when you get out of jail you’ll get a job at the car wash and suppliment the income panhandling. You’ll live in a no bedroom no bath bus stop .



  179. The King is Dead's Momma Joke:

    “J Bentley ? should be J WWICWY Bentley. JUST WISHIN I COULD WASH YOUR BENTLEY. Heres what you are thinking : Some day I’m going to make it in the NBA and I’m going to be rich! Reality your going to be in prison cause your a looser it aint going to happen if you’re lucky when you get out of jail you’ll get a job at the car wash and suppliment the income panhandling. You’ll live in a no bedroom no bath bus stop .” - All I hear in this rampant trash talk is that king….is looking for a roommate…does your bus stop have heat at least?



  180. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    i didn’t come here to make beef,i just want to have some fun with some jokes and meet some cool poeple along the way.i think the hater is an insurgent.



  181. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    an u got the nerve to try an clown?let me help you out, its spelled d e a h a u n.
    you snaggled tooth anorexic chia pet. and tell ur mom that the vibrating tooth brush is for her mouth not the south and you stop using that dam thing how many time can you have with that taste in ur mouth?



  182. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    stupid joks for all :) :(



  183. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)



  184. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    :) :) :) :) :) :)



  185. Let's Rebel's Momma Joke:

    I vote we rebel against said “KING” for I seriously doubt the he is a king in any way shape or form.

    Yo Momma’s so fat she walked outside in a yellow dress and this little boy started chasing after her screaming. “WAIT SCHOOLDBUS COME BACK DON’T LEAVE ME!!”



  186. NII NAM's Momma Joke:

    anyone wanna fck?



  187. NII NAM's Momma Joke:

    and i mean reallly fck!



  188. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, she looked at a mirror and dropped dead



  189. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says “One person at a time”



  190. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory because she threw away all the Ws



  191. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    I forgive the king is dead. Sry, please forgive me. Anyway LET”S REBEL like lets rebel said, Lets kill the king and use his ass for a chicken magnet



  192. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    Let us destroy the king and have his weiner used as a flag pole



  193. 313's Momma Joke:

    yo momma got 3 tongues, she talk “like this, like this, like this”.
    yo momma so poor, she just poor.
    yo momma so fat, she threw her shirt in the sky and caused the second ice age.
    CRACKERS AINT SHIT!!!!!!!!
    BLACK POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  194. The King is Dead's Momma Joke:

    @ 313

    Just remember that if the white people didn’t pick you all up from aftica you’d probably be dying of AIDS right now…..

    @ All other than 313

    I apologize for that comment, I am not racist, I just cant stand people like the retard calling himself 313



  195. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    Good, I hate racist people (I am no one to evaluate anything you say) I misjudged you you are pretty cool.



  196. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    Let us kill “THe Real real king” And roast his hoggy anus



  197. The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES!'s Momma Joke:

    HA HA HA FOOOOOOLS! d e a h a un what a stupid name yo momma so stupid she named her kid d e h a u n ! WHATS REALLY FUNNY IS WHEN DEAHAUN SENDS IN A RESUME…… WAIT ……..APPLICATION AND THE HIRING MANAGER SEES THE NAME DEAHAUN ON IT AND THROWS IT IN THE TRASH. Yes you can blame yo dumb ass momma.



  198. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    to the unfrozen sperm who made the stuffed dog joke…………
    1st off the stuffed dog was your grandmother, and since she like’s being on all 4’s anyway and a female dog is a bitch we just ran with it.and the lady you saw asking for change,it wuz my mom,but she’s an animal rights activist who was just looking out for your family tree.and yo momma’s asschecks is so fat and flabby when she’s laying on her side she looks like to walruses having sex.and tell her to stop breastfeeding midgits you trout mouth bastard.



  199. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    and to the twin of the unfrozen sperm who is only good enough to try and clown my name.when am/pm gets YOUR application,and throws your momma in the trash,she can blame her adopted son”ooops! sorry dog. and your mom is so black when she gets in her hot wheels the oil light comes on.and tell your grandma to stop bouncing for the hospos.you dislexic platapus.



  200. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    and to who ever popping off racist’s crap.come on now if thats how you feel there are other site’s where you can pop that.you taking it to a whole nother level and adding to bad chapters in history.racism and hate is taught. negitive brings negitive.but aint nothing wrong with showing yo pride though,i feel ya..



  201. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    King you are going down you ass hole



  202. I Pwn the "King"'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Hairy She Got Afros On Her Nipples



  203. beast's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so fat when she step on a scale she says i want my weight not my phone numba



  204. beast's Momma Joke:

    what now king



  205. beast's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gassy she invented the jet pack when she farted



  206. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    where r the 2 deahaun haters at? r u 2 cy-meez bitches having sex.notice i used no names,if you’ve hated,u know who you r.no disrespect to the ones who r just having fun doing they thing. hey u 2 haters,remember that old one,yo momma so stupid i taught her the running man etc………………………..well good news,both bitches finally made it back. ps..u 2 should take turns its not fair that 1 of you has more stretch marks on their jaws than the other.as far as your moms,1 is making me a sandwhich and the other is still on all 4’s.o- by the way , i just added 2 branches 2 ur family tree you 2 cork-screw headed waste’s of sperm……………….



  207. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    so is there anyone here that wants to just match witts and have some fun with jokes that r supposed to make us laugh rather than talk shit & get personal and make enemies with people they dont even know?



  208. beast's Momma Joke:

    i kill anyone in this, but not da king :(



  209. beast's Momma Joke:

    i kill u deahuan



  210. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You “WONT KILL THE KING”"”" WT BLEEEP IS YOUR PROBLEM YOUB:LLEPEELP



  211. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    you’ll kill anyone in here but not the king huh?well every king has a brown nosing bitch thanks 4 letting everyone know you dont consider yourself the best.so sorry i choose 2 battle the best. and by your own words you just clowned yourself.so since your loyalty is to a self indulged honorary king good luck with that.and the next time you and the king r out hanging out,sharing a beer,like best friend do..im sorry i didn’t know kings hung out with jack asses with low self esteem. but the next time you talk to YOUR king make sure u tell him what a good boy u were. so when you become independent and can rep yourself, and stand by your self i’ll send your mom back home cause even she dont like being around a king’s servant with low self esteem.yeah even if it is her daughter….i mean son…………… of a bitch. you’ll kill me huh? wut if i kill u 1st? your a follower…..dont get mad at the truth just.go give you king an heir..so ….is there anybody else n here who doesn’t have a boyfriend like servant beast or want to talk shit and jus tell some yo momma jokes?



  212. random's Momma Joke:

    yo mmma so ugly that e.t. saw her and he thought he was home.



  213. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that a robber shot her and the bullet bounced back



  214. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish.



  215. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat… do I really need to expain?



  216. I Dont Know's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she used a fruit loop as a hula hoop.



  217. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that the only reason she didnt go to mcdonalds is because she didnt fit through the door.



  218. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    KING OF YO MOMMA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no 1 likes him/her/Friggin jackass besides that idiot beast



  219. beast's Momma Joke:

    hey, don’t be a hata



  220. beast's Momma Joke:

    no answer huh, :o



  221. zero's Momma Joke:

    no comment huh :|



  222. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    random,i’ve never heard that fish joke, but that shit was tight. stay up dog.maybe you can give the 2 cy-meez bitches-king bitch and his jackass lacky beast bitch some pointers.



  223. michael's Momma Joke:

    your mommas teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down



  224. The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES!'s Momma Joke:

    D E Hoon I invented that stupid fish joke a long time ago ………………………..like before your daddy went to jail. You didn’t know him anyway so it didn’t matter, fish joke aint funny especially when all you do is google my old shit. I been the king since your daddy started robbing liquor stores and I’ll be the King when your children are arrested fo slingin rock foo! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  225. Beast89's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas breath smell like old english and raisens



  226. Busa's Momma Joke:

    ew



  227. rbbrducky110's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is sooo hairy, She got afros on her nipples!



  228. rbbrducky110's Momma Joke:

    lol BURNNNN BIATCH!



  229. random's Momma Joke:

    shut up king of yo mommas i’d like to hear one of your jokes instead of making fun of other peoples jokes. oh wait, im sorry I forgot that you don’t have any jokes. =-( lol



  230. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly that they put her on house of the dead as the boss. buuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrnn.



  231. random's Momma Joke:

    go deahaun



  232. random's Momma Joke:

    hey king look at that huge river isn’t it the one you made by crying



  233. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy someone called in swat because they thought it was king kong.



  234. random's Momma Joke:

    hi



  235. random's Momma Joke:

    the kings momma is so fat that when she swam in the ocean the sharks didn’t attack her cause they thought she would eat them.



  236. random's Momma Joke:

    hi.



  237. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she had you



  238. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat shamu has to share pools with her



  239. man's Momma Joke:

    go random



  240. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she likes donald trumps hair.



  241. man's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she saw a cat and a dog and a bird and a hamster and a cow.



  242. random's Momma Joke:

    .



  243. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat



  244. random's Momma Joke:

    man you are wierd



  245. random's Momma Joke:

    but you’re cool



  246. random's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas butt is so big it has its own zip code



  247. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she doesnt walk it out she walk it in



  248. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma smells so bad she made an onion cry.



  249. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she thinks the brady bunch is flowers with dreadlocks



  250. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she went to the penny store and she said this costs too much



  251. DUDE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAS SO OLD SHE STILL OWS MOSES A PENNIE



  252. random's Momma Joke:

    hell yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  253. you all suck's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat it take two planes a bus and a train to get to her goodside



  254. you all suck's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade



  255. The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES!'s Momma Joke:

    Guess what hoooooos? d e hawn has been googling yo mommas again! You a grown ass man, why you still livin in yo fat ass mommas basement. dehawn I just sat here laughing for about ten minutes cause your so goddamn dumb I sucked you in!!!! Dummy you just spent a half hour of your life trying to make me mad and made yourself look the the pathetic never amount to anything fool you are. What’s dehaunes favorite song? Sing sing it baby gurl!! “workin at the car wash wo oo wo oo wo oo workin the car wash yeah!” Bottom line truth hurts. Daddy in the pen momma dumb ass fat white girl, future non-existant = dehawne. Re-read what you recently wrote it says an awful lot about the things you think about (or do) I just learned a lot about you d-bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks I’ll remember what you just told me about you for all of my servants out there it’s called P-S-Y-C-H-O-L-OG-Y. (no dehaun thats not a class you take to get your motorcycle permit.)Biatch



  256. you all suck's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old when she was in school they didnt have history



  257. you all suck's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one a time



  258. you all suck's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old that when you were nursing you drank powdered milk



  259. you all suck's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund



  260. im da new king of yo mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out



  261. Yomomma King Hater's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so cool he slapped The King of Yo Mommas!

    Take that, biatch.



  262. im da new king of yo mommas's Momma Joke:

    i hope your moms freezin cause i stuck my meat in her last night



  263. im da new king of yo mommas's Momma Joke:

    d old king king of yo mommas is a fat sack of shit that should burn in a firey jewish hell!!!



  264. im da new king of yo mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sent me a pig and and a picture frame and a note that said if i put the two together it would be your baby picture



  265. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that when yo daddy kissed her his lips turned white.



  266. 3-G's Momma Joke:

    everyone on this page:

    Yo momma arms are so fat when she streches them out they look like batman wings.



  267. 3-G's Momma Joke:

    cant no one in this room see me in yo momma jokes. IM THE REAL KING



  268. 3-G's Momma Joke:

    Im BACK THE KING



  269. 3-G's Momma Joke:

    For everyone in this room:

    Yo momma is so cross eyed she can only see herself



  270. beast's Momma Joke:

    hey, i’m back, miss me?



  271. baby k's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fell on the concreat and the concreat said shes cracking me up



  272. ......................'s Momma Joke:

    bab y k yo momma so old on myspace she has a picture standing nex to jesus.



  273. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so



  274. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma



  275. madsta's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE HAS FOR CHINS THEN THE HING KONG YELLOW PAGES



  276. madsta's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA HAS MORE CHINS THEN THE HONG KONG YELLOW PAGES!



  277. shortstuff's Momma Joke:

    all u guys posting these jokes trie 2 bring it on…..but u dont have nuttin 2 bring on…heres a few jokes…ur mommas so fat she steped in the ocean and the whales started singing “we r family even tho u r bigger then me-ur mommas so… fat that we she went into the docters office her docter said “1 person at a time please” and he scale read 2 b contined………i think i may have just served u!



  278. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soo ugly ur reading this.hahahahahahhahahhaha omg im so fxckin funny



  279. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soo fat she went outside in a red dress and all the kids yelled “yooo koolaid!”



  280. suck my dick's Momma Joke:

    if your reading this your nosey and ugly…….bitch.



  281. King Of The World's Momma Joke:

    ey suck my **** yo momma so fat that when she went swimming in the gulf of mexico she fart to make a title wave and put new orleans under water



  282. King Of The World's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid and fat the she saw a bus full of white kids and said Stop That TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  283. aka....fast back's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is like a railroad track she gets laid all over the country



  284. deniz's Momma Joke:

    you so poor you ate hotdick



  285. rbbrducky110's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a dollar it made change!! BIATCH!



  286. rbbrducky110's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car! BURRRRNN BITCH!



  287. rbbrducky110's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that she uses Orion’s belt just to keep her pants on! BURRRRRRRN BITCH!
    Bow Chicka Wow Wow
    Yo momma is so fat that she needs 1/100000000000000 of a stripper pole just to dance around it bitch!Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to feed her with a slingshot! BITCH!



  288. tristan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas sooooo stupid when she saw the yellow school she said STOP THAT TWINKE



  289. dreadsdreadsdreads's Momma Joke:

    aint none of you dumb bitches bringin any thing new you all WISH you was cold like king of yo mommas



  290. wicked clown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat you have to roll her in flower to find the wet spot



  291. wicked clown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat i put 2 quaters in her belly button and a snickers fell out her ass



  292. wicked clown's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she puts mayonaise on her tylenol
    yo momma is so nasty i knocked on her door and got aids
    yo mommas so ugly even a blind man wont hit it



  293. wicked clown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a snickes black sticky and full of nuts too bad shes not guarenteed to satisfy



  294. Jessica's Momma Joke:

    ALL OF YO MOMMAS are SO DAMN STUPID she stands UP on an EMPTY bus. XP



  295. drake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stuck 4 battiers up butt and started singing I got power ah ha



  296. marc's Momma Joke:

    heres a joke for yall right here that is funny, give mre a response if you like. “Roses are red, voilets are black, why’s yo momma’s chest, as flat as her back?!!



  297. DEATH TO THE KING's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a bowling ball, she get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter but still comes back for more. ha ha ha i make the “king” look like the village idiot. all hail yo new king



  298. greatest weight loss pill in the world's Momma Joke:

    greatest weight loss pill in the world…

    intuitions:predicted,Fridays containments Oldenburg?…



  299. the king of yo momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she went to night and got marked absent



  300. kaytlyn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma armpits stink she puts on right guard and it went left! =]



  301. kaytlyn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny her pyjamas only have one stripe.



  302. King Of The World's Momma Joke:

    hey death your a jack***you so stupid thinkin you da dumb king stupido!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo momma so poor she makes the poor people look rick



  303. King Of The World's Momma Joke:

    hey everybody tristan is trying to steel all my jokes he needs to really get his own o wait he cant cauase he sucks



  304. King Of The World's Momma Joke:

    i got one for tristan yyo momma so rank you got to put a gas mask just to get 300ft. from her



  305. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    how bad ass can you be doing yo momma jokes onthe internet… this is like yo momma… cheap and stupid.



  306. KING OF King Of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    You know, women always say that a guys brain is all the way…DOWN THERE…well….I wan’t you to BLOW MY MIND

    OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

    BIIIIIOOOOTTTTCCCCHHHHHHH, SUCK ON DAT BITCHES, KING OF YO MOMMAS HAS NOTHIN ON THIS SHIT



  307. random's Momma Joke:

    :) hi



  308. ihatekingofyomommas's Momma Joke:

    Man king stfu. ur annoying. btu anyways yo momma so fat she was walking down the street with a pig under her arm. When i sed “Whered u get that.” The pig said “i won her in a lottery”



  309. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    Ok… The “King” is a anoying ass-hole, he has “Nothing” worthwile to say soI just skip his post’s altogether. Oh… and “King. You friggin suck



  310. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat jesus can’t even lift her spirit up



  311. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she served dinner at the last supper



  312. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she started a rap career and they call her 1950 cent



  313. jauny 33's Momma Joke:

    All you haters can’t hold the Kings jock you a bunch of po ass hos that be hatin cause you cant beat the king he fo real all you a bunch of whiteboys in the suburbs



  314. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid the only reason she drives u to skool is because ur both in the same grade



  315. lil whacko's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got on a bike n broke tha seat!!!!!!!!!!!



  316. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff



  317. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas nose is so big she can smell my next joke!



  318. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the only workout she gets is when she goes downstairs with a fridge



  319. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i went to her house to watch tv and she said “sorry we’re out of crayons”



  320. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor burglars break into her house and leave money



  321. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she can’t even fit in the chat room



  322. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went to the doctor to give blood and he said “i can’t believe it’s not butter!”



  323. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short u can see her feet on her drivers liscence



  324. im da new king of yo mommas's Momma Joke:

    you all need to go back to school and learn some new jokes because all of yours blow a fat hiary ass



  325. im da new king of yo mommas's Momma Joke:

    king of yo mommas and anybody who supports him is a sinner that deserves to die BIATCH!!



  326. im da new king of yo mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
    and yo mommas so dumb she tried to drown a fish
    Yo mommas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
    yo mommas so dumb she got run over by a parked car



  327. im da new king of yo mommas's Momma Joke:

    take that bitches add a comment as soon as you stupid minds think of a joke to top that



  328. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so ugly when she goes to the beach cats try to put sand on her



  329. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so ugly she makes onions cry



  330. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    Ok write Yes if you like the king and no if you don’t like him



  331. Dallas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid…i told her to buy me a color tv she said WHAT COLOR??



  332. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that it took two buses and a train just to get on her goodside



  333. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i asked her what she was doing she said ” i’m watching beer and drinking nascar



  334. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like apple martini wet and straight guys never touch her!



  335. jono's Momma Joke:

    your girlfriend dumped you and bought a mannequin, because she wanted a real man!



  336. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u all suck shit



  337. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she chased a school bus saying come back twinky



  338. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  339. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your so gay michel jackson was chasing u and u stopped and to bend over



  340. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid chased the trailer on a diesel truck saying my house is running away



  341. frankie's Momma Joke:

    your momma head so big she got 2 brains



  342. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i fly like a butter fly i sting like a bee…i slept wit yo mama now it hurs wen i pee



  343. jo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so dumb, she got locked in a toilet and took a dump in her pants
    yo mama is so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
    Your mom is so fat and black that when she went into the ocean, everyone yelled “oil spill!”
    Yo mamma is so nasty, she puts salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh



  344. J-Money's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she jumped she knocked the earth out of orbit



  345. better than yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big dora cant even explora



  346. better than yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old when she farted dust came out



  347. better than yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, when she was born, she didn’t get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.



  348. killer G's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so uagly you can tell by your face.



  349. better than yo momma's Momma Joke:

    that sucked. you spelled ylgu wrong.



  350. Leeshi's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so lazy, the only push up she knows is in the freezer



  351. shit face's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a bowling ball. picked up, fingered, and thrown to the gutter!!!!!!



  352. shit face's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a bowling ball. picked up, fingered, and thrown to the gutter!!!!!!



  353. shit face's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a bowling ball. picked up, fingered, and thrown to the gutter!!!!!!



  354. shit face's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a meat wagon anyone can stick there meat in her



  355. shit face's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s like a light switch a two-year old can turn her on



  356. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she had buttaches and shoved asprin up her butt



  357. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupied she fell over the cord of the cordless phone



  358. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she took a step she broke the Earth into billions of pieces
    burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn



  359. King of Yo momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat When She Tripped I dident want to laugh but the ground was Crackin Up

    Yo momma so fat when she jumped Atlantic City came back

    Yo momma so skinny she has to do the matrix to take a shower

    Yo momma so fat when she turned fully around it was her birthday

    Yo Momma so Fat when she walked pass the TV i missed the whole season of Friends

    Yo momma so ugly she joined a ungly contest but they said “sorry no professional”

    Yo momma so ugly her grandma threw her out on the streets and they fined her for litering

    Yo momma so old when she tried to go back to collage there was no history class

    Yo momma so stupid she thought her birthday was happy New Years

    Yo momma so stupid she thought basket ball was base ball

    Yo mommas like a refridgerator everyone puts meat in her

    Yo momma so ugly when u look up “ugly” in the dictionary it shows a pic of her

    Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon the the super bowl game

    Yo momma so stupid she got ran over by a Parked Car



  360. cooki's Momma Joke:

    jack and jill wnet up a hill to fetch a pail of water jack fell down and boke his crown……..

    and turns out the hill was ur mother



  361. i am the best........'s Momma Joke:

    you mama is sooo ugly her job is to scare peoples hiccups away



  362. Precious's Momma Joke:

    Sorry KING OF YO MOMMA JOKES but u shouldn’t be da king at all..ur jokes are str8 ass…& for dat baby gurl chick who commented like on June 5th..stop suckin him



  363. BABY GURL BITCH!'s Momma Joke:

    You best step off ho I tear yo weave out and slap yo grandma with it fat biotch!



  364. Pablo Garcia's Momma Joke:

    YO, King! Your jokes are poor. In fact, yesterday morning I say you eating your cereal with a fork to save milk.



  365. Pablo Garcia's Momma Joke:

    King of Yo Mamma’s jokes are rude. Especially the one about Basketball/Baseball. I mean your Mammas so stupid that she thought that a quaterback was a tax refund. And then she took a spoon to the Superbowl.



  366. This True Ladeey's Momma Joke:

    HaHaHaHaHaHa that king person gives jokee. tryna act all hard cause he cn tell your mum jokes ow sad cann yu get. and on top of that ur jokes r shiteeee m8. if ur gona act ard at least av sumink 2 back it up with init u twat hahahahaha. i just sit hear laffin at ur gayness darlink.
    btw Your mums so old i tld her 2 act her age n she droped dead!



  367. jackie's Momma Joke:

    hey im sexy guys yo momma so fat she doesnt take pics she takes posters



  368. jackie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i asked her what she does for a living an she said breathe



  369. jackie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex



  370. jackie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”



  371. mastrcheif's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big when she stepped on the scale it said, “One at a time plz”
    WUT



  372. mastrcheif's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, well look at you!



  373. mastrcheif's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black when she breastfed, it uz chocolate milk



  374. mastrcheif's Momma Joke:

    say this out loud
    I am sofa king
    re todd ed
    really fast



  375. mastrcheif's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she married yo daddy



  376. julie's Momma Joke:

    yo let me kick it wit dis 1…yo mama nose so big dat pinochio got jelous..LOL..LMAO



  377. CHRISTOPHER KARL SMITH's Momma Joke:

    I WAS SUCKING YOUR MOMS TIDY WACHING JERRY SPRINGER



  378. popomicamine's Momma Joke:

    omg wtf yo momma so old her breast milk comes out as baby powder



  379. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach



  380. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat even jesus can’t lift her spirits



  381. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she swallowed a marble n looked 9 months pregnant



  382. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walks her ass looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud



  383. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s p***y so loose every time she walks it claps



  384. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s titties so saggy that when she walks it looks like she’s pointing at ther ground, saying “look at that, look at that”



  385. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she halls ass it takes her two trips



  386. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    The king is now “Kingdom-less”
    Ha-ha ha ha
    That’s what you get you racist crackass



  387. pickle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy when u were born u got rugburn



  388. pickle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
    Yo mama so fat jabba the hut said “dammmn
    Yo mama so stupid she that jar jar came with pickle pickle
    Yo mama so stupid she spent all day saying am not to R2



  389. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy when she took a shower they filmed gorillas in the mist



  390. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews



  391. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat we filled her belly button up wit water n went swimming



  392. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she stuck her face out the window she got arrested for mooning



  393. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought head and shoulders was a sex position



  394. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat the b*tch has her own gravitational pull



  395. sickah then yuh average's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when i had sex with her i slapped the fat n rode the waves in



  396. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so dumb when i said a sunami hit she said well then hit back



  397. magic spot's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she thought a furit loop was a dounat seed



  398. magic spot's Momma Joke:

    here is the best ur momma joke
    ur momma is so nasty i can slap her but like i play ps2 up,up,down,down,side,to side.



  399. your face's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she farted and caused hurricane katrina



  400. your face's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so black she raped an oreo



  401. your face's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she needs two bags to cover her head



  402. your face's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid she learned she was ugly and died



  403. spanky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she got four tits two in the back and two in the front



  404. your face's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she did her boy and figured out she was a man



  405. your face's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas face is so ugly it can melt stuff
    she burnt ur toast
    ur cereal
    and your face



  406. your face's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so hairy the only men she could pick up were big foot and michel jackson



  407. your face's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she saw fish tracks



  408. your face's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she dropped her pocket



  409. your face's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so ugly when u were born they slapped her



  410. your face's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter to paris hilton for being the girl that she did



  411. your face's Momma Joke:

    yo momma did jdshkfdsjfhdskjfdhfkjdherselffjhdkfsdhfjdksfhdkfjhdsuir



  412. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she was goin to take a bath the water jumped out



  413. kim's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like the iraq war
    a mistake to go in but the bush
    wouldn’t let me out.



  414. magic spot's Momma Joke:

    ur face is so dumb ur face is so ugly dat u had to trick or teat over the phone



  415. kia's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so slow she throw a rock at the ground and missed



  416. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    here’s one for you’ll
    your momma is so poor, she was kikin a can down the street I asked her what she was doin she said ‘Movin’



  417. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    got another one.
    your momma so fat she jumped in the ocean, the Aboriginals claimed her as an Island!



  418. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    you guys, and maybe, girls are all clamin to be tha king. But your not. I AM PUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    here is one for you’ll.
    YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!kiddin.
    your mommas so fat, when she was walkin down the street, she was walkin ON the street!



  419. mike's Momma Joke:

    your mama so dumb, she got locked in a motorcycle



  420. Sarah McInnis's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma SO stupid she sold her car for gas money.



  421. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    Angus where you at?



  422. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    Guess you punks are punks after all!
    heres one.
    Your mommas so poor shecan’t afford to pay attention!
    #1!!!!!!!!! YEAH!



  423. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    new guy hi



  424. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    Lets see what you got NEW GUY!



  425. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i’ll bash you Zdoq



  426. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    SHUT UP PUNK NEW GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BESIDES YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHO YO MOMMA IS!
    YOU KNOW WHY?
    CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ONE!!!!!!
    YOU GOT TO DADDY’S AND YOU JUST A PUNK IN THE FAMILY!!



  427. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    TWIGGY?



  428. king's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she put the boogeyman out of busness



  429. all people are retards's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fell of 4th street and landed on 12the street



  430. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah king yo momma is so stupid she thougt jar jar comes with pickles pickles



  431. jp night's Momma Joke:

    king yo momma so ugly she put the ug in ugnart



  432. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah king yo momma iz so stupid and dirty when i gave her a bar of soap she said wat to do with it



  433. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah king here’s another one yo momma iz so ugly when people threw dodge balls at her the balls dodged her



  434. jp night's Momma Joke:

    yo king yo momma iz so fat when i told her i had a new grill she pulled out a steak



  435. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah king yo momma iz so fat i told her to rap about something she rap about food!! she said chicken, bolony, greens, macaroni



  436. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah king yo momma so ugly when somebody tried to shoot a bullet at her it backfired



  437. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah king yo momma so ugly when she was playing baseball the umpire gave her strikes everytime he looked at her



  438. jp night's Momma Joke:

    yeah i bet the aint so tough now u worthless piece of trash looking like somebody lit him on fire than somebody put him out by throwing up on him



  439. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah king u so retarded when u was born ur momma said my special special special special special little boy



  440. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    yo jp night, You smashin king man!
    KEEP IT UP DOG!



  441. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    got one for you’ll.
    Yo momma so fat, when Jesus said “let there be light” she had to move!



  442. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    bitch



  443. G-Unit's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so nasty she it open 24/7 just like seven eleven



  444. G-Unit's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous your GAY



  445. stop hatin''s Momma Joke:

    yall al sum dumb bitches so all yall needs to get a ;ife ok especially all these people who keep posted there name as the REAL king of yo momma jokes i mean get over it bitches



  446. stop hatin''s Momma Joke:

    you bicthes need to stop heting

    BBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCHHHH



  447. you s uck's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS A FUUCCKKING CCUUUNNNTTT!!!!



  448. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah anonymous yo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection had its head down



  449. Cool Man's Momma Joke:

    You wanna know a good, hard one? One that you can tell to everyone you know, no matter who it is? If you said yes, toooooo bad. KEEP READING>Just kidding! Here goes! ” Yo mamma is like a vacume cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets >laid



  450. Cool Man's Momma Joke:

    Why was the condom (or) rubber flying?

    It got pissed off



  451. Cool Man's Momma Joke:

    Why was the condom (or) rubber flying?

    It got pissed off!
    Hahahahahahahhaha, now go give you momma a blow job- like usual



  452. Cool Man's Momma Joke:

    You so short when you were cooking yo momma called you Shef Boyareyoushort



  453. Brandon Hill's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairry u got rug burn when u were born!
    yo mama so old she bleeds out fossil fule!
    yo mama is like a broken gum ball machine u get everything for .25 cents!
    yo mama is like a mime she always has white stuff on her face!



  454. Brandon Hill's Momma Joke:

    man a lot of ur peeps jokes ar lame….



  455. Rissa -bad girl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went to the food store and stared at an orange juice container for 6 hours cause it said consentrate!
    …. HA
    my brothers you momma joke - yo momma is so fat when she did a canon ball at the beach she got in the water got out :P

    ….strange but…HA

    http://www.myspace.com/secretive_girl



  456. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    yo Rissa-Bad girl.
    Your Brothers Joke is lame!
    Where’d He get that from, the two doller shop?



  457. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    your all Tripin!
    Yo mommas so fat when she cut herself Gravy started poring out.



  458. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    GOT ONE!!
    to mommas so stupid she was headin to Disney land, she Come across a sign and it “said Disney land left”, So she turned around and went home.



  459. BOWMAN!'s Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so old she sat behind jesus in RE



  460. jscg jqmvf's Momma Joke:

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  461. dgcrpnsx jlprvawc's Momma Joke:

    krxtmswvc jdulhrybq dlanjiyz inzkevy gftieopd upsxin fbzl http://www.boais.tneofv.com



  462. chozza's Momma Joke:

    why bother king of yo momma because im the king!!! your just a 40 year old virgin who sits on his computer all day working out how to make come backs. i think thats the reason you havent posted recently because uve lost ure touch.



  463. allyson's Momma Joke:

    King of Yo Mama Jokes Is Like Lame. Heres a Joke from me.

    Your Mama Is So Damn fat she jumped into the ocean and a whale started singing We are family together with my sisters and me
    BEAT THAT ,



  464. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumm she had you



  465. Ya boi's Momma Joke:

    Anyone who think they can step up and take me on just say so i aint asshole that thinks im the best. So if anyone wanna battle then lets go. Heres a little sample of something i got:

    Yo momma is so poor she went to KFC and licked other peoples fingers!

    Im lookin for a good opponent not some lame ass person who think he hot! So if anyone think they good then LETS GO!!



  466. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah ya boi or wat ever yo momma so ugly when she died she tried to walk to the light but the light ran away from her



  467. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah ya boi ur momma so ugly when she went on a date she made her date blind that when they made the show blind date



  468. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah ya boi ur momma so fat when i was feeding her some food she ate my hand off and i had to get a new one



  469. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah ya boi ur momma so ugly when i asked god to help her he said ask someone else



  470. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah ya boi ur momma so ugly when went to kiss the dirt it separated



  471. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah ya boi ur momma so ugly when she wnet to kiss a dude he slapped her and said r u crazy i almost died



  472. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah ya boi ur momma so ugly when she wnet to go pet a dog the dog said this shouldn’t happen to a dog



  473. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah ya boi ur momma so ugly when some kidnappers broke into ur house they looked at ur momma and said we can us her as our secret weapon



  474. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah ya boi ur momma so nasty when somebody went to shake her hand she put her finger up her butt and said pull my finger



  475. jp night's Momma Joke:

    sah ya boi ur joke was so corny u embarrassed ur urself



  476. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah ya boi ur momma so poor she used her ironing board for a surfboard



  477. jp night's Momma Joke:

    ah ya boi ur momma so poor when i asked her wat u eat last night (us) i said who said that she said the roaches in the pot



  478. sam ward's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo stupid she asked for a refund for a jigsaw puzzle complainin it was broken



  479. approved broker fha mortgage's Momma Joke:

    approved broker fha mortgage…

    embodying sideband Zealand …



  480. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    From my cousin bitches!
    yo momma is as cheap as a hard were store 5 cents a skrew.



  481. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    got one,
    yo momma so old she used to baby sit yoda
    “the dark side in you, I do not sence”
    “bottle, I need”



  482. information on reverse home mortgage in delaware's Momma Joke:

    information on reverse home mortgage in delaware…

    organ Newbold!awoke?adopted spooling pansies …



  483. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    one day three woman got stuck on an island. One was a red head, one was a blond and one was a brownie. the next island were they lived was 100km away.so the red head said to the others “ill go and get help by swiming to the next island. so she swam 50m and drowned. the brownie said the same thing to the blond, swam 50m and drowned. the blond thought it was all up to her so she swam 50m, got tired so swam back.



  484. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    there were 4 nuns who worked at a chuch.one day they all asked for a weekend.they fought with the preist and were able to have the holiday. the preist said beflore they went that when they got back they would have to confess. then came monday and the nuns came back the first nun confessed that she wacthed a r-rated movie. the preist prayed for a cople of seconds and said that the lord had forgiven her go drink the holy water. the second nun went to confess and she ran over her brothers dog. the preist prayed for a minute and then said that she was forgiven, go drik the holy water. by this time the 4th nun was gigleing under her breath. The third nun went up to the priest and confessed that she ran naked down the main street. The priest looked at God for a whole five minutes and then told the nun that she was forgiven and to go drink from the holy water. By then the 4th nun was caking herself. The priest asked her what is so damn funny that you did? The nun then said that she peed in the holy water!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!



  485. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  560. King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

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  561. King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

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  562. King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

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  577. Lil Turk's Momma Joke:

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    ???, ???????, ?? ???? ??????? SEO, ??? ??????????? ?????. ??? ??? ??????? ????????????, ?????? ??? ?????? ?? ???? ??????? ????? ????????? ??????, ??????? ? ??????.

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    SEO ????????? ??????? ????? ????????? ?? ??? ?????:
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    ?????? ????? ????? – ??? ??????? ???????? ????? ??? ????? ??????, ??????????? ?? ??, ????? ??????? ??? ???????? ???????????????? ??? ????????? ???????. ??????????????? ????? ?????????? - 4-6 ??????.

    ???? 1
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