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848 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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    Monkey Man said:

      your mother is so dumb that she gave me a banana

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    King of Yo Mommas said:

      June is here already It’s time for you punks to step up and challenge the master……..King of Yo Mommas is back!!!! Bow Down punks who will be foolish enough to challenge me ????? I make grown men cry and ladies swoon with world class Yo Mamma arsenal. I make children laugh and old folks wet there depends undergarments when I’m crackin on you! Who takes my challenge????????

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    jacob mooney said:

      whats the differnce between your momma and the atlantic ocean …….. the atlantic ocean dosnt have that many crabs

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    King of Yo Mommas said:

      Jacob mooney thats the oldest most tired yo momma ever. You are banished from society for the next month. Go borrow a boat, find a lake and float around for a month and think about what you just posted I am the King of Yo Mommas you better come strong or don’t come at all fool!!! what happened to Ned ? Yo Momma so ugly she she aint got lady humps she got camel humps!!!!!

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    G Money said:

      King of Yo Mommas, that last joke was a lil corny, if you gonna be king you gotta come with better jokes. heres one yo momma is so slow that she spent an hour staring at on orange juice box because it said CONCENTRATE!!!

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    King of Yo Mommas said:

      G Money how dare you challenge the King of Yo Mommas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM KING! you are a peasant !!How dare you come at me with tired ass “concentrate” joke! I MADE THAT ONE UP WHEN YOU WERE EATING GOVERNMENT CHEESE AT THE ORPHANAGE!………………………………………..Yo Momma got a coon skin cap with a jerry curl……..everybody calls her WAVY CROCKETT!!!! biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch! P.S. it’s funny that you call yourself g money you should call yourself no money cause you broke sucka!

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    King of Yo Mommas said:

      By the way no money it’s called a carton not a box. If you are going to plagerize my jokes at least do it correctly.

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    baby gurl said:

      g money you weak you can’t roll like the King rolls . He fine!

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    donnydonny said:

      The King of Yo Mommas for president!!!!! All the rest of u r haters my baby momma knows him from over north and he will crack anybody he make people cry for real

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    tariq said:

      King cracked on jerry stackhouse at acherity b-ball tournement bout how he look like a frankenstine and one a jerry’s boys wont to fight him. I seen it people was laughin till they cry

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    Lunch box said:

      The “King” is a punk ass bitch his jokes are so 1960. Yo momma so dark that when she went to night school the teacher thought she was absent bitch. My little sister could think of better jokes than the king. that is why he is a bitch.

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